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Sep 03, 2011This is canon. Tomorrow's isn't.
Sep 05, 2011And Now: Theater Bats' Musical Interlude
Sep 06, 2011Polite Little Cough
Sep 07, 2011Strong Bones
Sep 08, 2011And Now: Theater Bats' Critical Interlude
Sep 09, 2011Upside-down?
Sep 12, 2011Yont
Sep 13, 2011Plotting Revenge
Sep 14, 2011Dimension Distortion
Sep 15, 2011Is that thing a plant or some weird octopus?
Sep 16, 2011Why are you reading this? Go rent The Princess Bride!
Sep 19, 2011Yont the Wizard's Musical Interlude: Lobachevsky
Sep 20, 2011Introducing: Baba the Bi-- I mean Witch.
Sep 21, 2011That was...anticlimactic or Dues ex machina FTW
Sep 22, 2011Sometimes it is nobler to lie than to reveal a terrible truth.
Sep 23, 2011Damned Bats
Sep 26, 2011That's all well and good, but what's with the red light? It looks...funky...strange...odd...queer...unusual...abnormal...
Sep 27, 2011This light looks worse every page.
Sep 28, 2011Dealing with the Devil.
Sep 29, 2011The Final Battle
Sep 30, 2011I feel like calling Satan a tool is a a great, understated insult.
Oct 03, 2011Alternate ending: Same scene, but Yont says "Pwned!"
Oct 04, 2011It's like a drug!
Oct 05, 2011Normallity
Oct 06, 2011That smile looks devious to me.
Oct 07, 2011This comic is...really tall.
Oct 10, 2011Fight hunger--Buy a donut
Oct 11, 2011Oh Tim, you poor deluded fool.
Oct 12, 2011Gettin' it up
Oct 13, 2011Baba's having a good time.
Oct 14, 2011They could do it. It's believable.
Oct 17, 2011They are vampires, though.
Oct 18, 2011Two appearances: This makes Rick a regular character.
Oct 19, 2011Those dog sweater-owning bastards!
Oct 20, 2011Dinner Party Zombie Attack Part 1: Night of the Living Fed
Oct 21, 2011Dinner Party Zombie Attack Part 2: Fast Food
Oct 24, 2011Dinner Party Zombie Attack Part 3: Eating Disorder
Oct 25, 2011Dinner Party Zombie Attack 4: Dinner for Two
Oct 26, 2011Dinner Party Zombie Attack 5: Revenge of the Entrée
Oct 27, 2011Dinner Party Zombie Attack 6: Whipping Something Up
Oct 28, 2011Dinner Party Zombie Attack 7: Bloody Feast
Oct 31, 2011Dinner Party Zombie Attack 8: Final Course
Nov 01, 2011Everyone called it a miracle at the time.
Nov 02, 2011I feel kind of bad about this one. I hope it's true, though.
Nov 03, 2011This is true about every musical I've ever seen.
Nov 04, 2011I can taste the awkwardness. It tastes like marmalade.
Nov 07, 2011Rick knew these questions were coming.
Nov 08, 2011They also stop me from getting a swollen head.
Nov 09, 2011That was awkward.
Nov 10, 2011Better Left Unseen Part 1: Rick and the War of the Worlds
Nov 11, 2011Better Left Unseen Part 2: Theater Bats Turn Twoface
Nov 14, 2011Better Left Unseen Part 3: And Your Little Dog, Too!
Nov 15, 2011Better Left Unseen Part 4: Gator-Thing, Destroyer of Magic
Nov 16, 2011This is the crap I come up with on four hours of sleep.
Nov 17, 2011Sincerity? Come on Rick, that's not how the game is played.
Nov 18, 2011"Thank you," say millions of high school students.
Nov 21, 2011I guess Tragedy doesn't like it?
Nov 22, 2011Note to self: Don't talk to tragedy about politics.
Nov 23, 2011The entire cast of my comic can be summoned by saying "nudity" three times in front of a mirror.
Nov 24, 2011Holidays can be stressful.
Nov 25, 2011True friends are willing to compromise.
Nov 28, 2011Some religions die in war, some fade away, others with a crunch.
Nov 29, 2011Yont's way too testy to be a good Santa.
Nov 30, 2011This is actually how most guys view Twilight.
Dec 01, 2011Yont doesn't have many friends.
Dec 02, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 1: Rick Role-Playing
Dec 05, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 2: Looks Legit.
Dec 06, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 3: Never trust anything with tentacles.
Dec 07, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 4: Theater...Saurus? Maybe?
Dec 08, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 5: Zombie Cameo
Dec 09, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 6: He didn't say feces.
Dec 12, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 7: The Ice Queen
Dec 13, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 8: I preface all my plans with "really, really stupid."
Dec 14, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 9: I'm sure Baba's fine. She's probably fine.
Dec 15, 2011Real Time Gaming Part 10: Yont's seriously going to snap at some point.
Dec 16, 2011I won't say Congress is full of greedy old idiots, but I will type those words into a title.
Dec 17, 2011Put this in a test and you're basically guaranteed an A.
Dec 19, 2011Christmas Is Coming Part 1: Tragedy's not happy about this.
Dec 20, 2011Christmas is Coming Part 2: I bet that tree has termites, too.
Dec 21, 2011Christmas Is Coming Part 3: Theater Bats' Hanukkah interlude.
Dec 22, 2011Christmas Is Coming Part 4: Good thing Baba nicked that in the bud.
Dec 23, 2011Christmas Is Coming Part 5: Who didn't see this coming? Really?
Dec 24, 2011Christmas is here! Special weekend Christmas special.
Dec 26, 2011This comic is horrible! Show it to your friends to confirm this!
Dec 27, 2011Oh, Nimmo. Yes, you do.
Dec 28, 2011...This is awkward. We should leave.
Dec 29, 2011This seems to happen quite often.
Dec 30, 2011This kind of thing happens a lot when you spend all you time with one person.
Jan 01, 20122012 ball drop, as performed by Gator-Thing and Adorable Zombie Head.
Jan 02, 2012Shakespeare: The most easily summed up playwright?
Jan 03, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 1: Rick's face is going to freeze like that.
Jan 04, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 2: Yont may have just uttered the strangest sentence in the English language.
Jan 05, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 3: Finally, a vampire! Why's he look like a Mario villain?
Jan 06, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 4: They've been distrustful of storylines ever since I made them a flightless dragon.
Jan 09, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 5: Baba's a badass.
Jan 10, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 6: Guys, check out the wildly different vampire designs. Pretty sweet, amirite?
Jan 11, 2012Storyline Interlude: I'm gonna say story again.
Jan 12, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 7: See how I included yesterday's comic? Yeah, I'm that good.
Jan 13, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 8: Guys, I don't think she's really ecstatic.
Jan 16, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 9: This is how all vampires should be fought now. Write that down, kids.
Jan 17, 2012Pale Skin and Blood Lust, Part 10: I've had less disgusting finales.
Jan 18, 2012Rick's family's got it right. Their doctors don't.
Jan 19, 2012Poor Nimmo. Even in different dimensions people make fun of him.
Jan 20, 2012Tragedy's gonna be pissed he's not in this comic.
Jan 23, 2012This strip is soooo autobiographical.
Jan 24, 2012Okay this is the last of these. I'll do something less complainy tomorrow.
Jan 25, 2012More rants, you two? Now you're just hogging the spotlight.
Jan 26, 2012I don't care if he's purposely being annoying or not, he's just adorable!
Jan 27, 2012Mad scientist brought in to offset cuteness. Testing... Success!
Jan 30, 2012"Bring it in, man. Let's hug it out."
Jan 31, 2012I have no idea why Rick's crying, but this comic makes me really sad.
Feb 01, 2012I have had this exact experience with both dogs and cats.
Feb 02, 2012Hourly Comics, part 1
Feb 03, 2012Hourly Comics, Part 2: The Revenge of the Overused Sequel Title
Feb 06, 2012Oh, propaganda. Is there a form of entertainment you won't seep into?
Feb 07, 2012This is one of the many reasons the Theater Bats should not be around children.
Feb 08, 2012To be safe, just don't talk to those two.
Feb 09, 2012Baba is rightfully suspicious, but even if he wanted to, Nimmo does not have the physical capacity for murder.
Feb 10, 2012Baba is speaking in a literal sense. All magic users can access the Pain World.
Feb 13, 2012Nemesis Part 1: Too bad everyone's an enemy to Yont.
Feb 14, 2012Well that was...half-hearted!
Feb 15, 2012Well, I can sit here and belittle Shakespeare's tragedies all day, but I've got stuff to do.
Feb 16, 2012Apparently Nimmo is the wrong audience for sarcasm.
Feb 17, 2012"Trust me on this."
Feb 20, 2012It's for the best, Yont. I can't draw a fedora.
Feb 21, 2012It's true, sleep does help a lot of things. Not curses, maybe, but other stuff.
Feb 22, 2012You'd think the robe would keep most of it in...
Feb 23, 2012Here's hoping against a "Raiders" ending.
Feb 24, 2012Nimmo's not making a bet because the smart money's really on Yont.
Feb 27, 2012Shit just got real!
Feb 28, 2012It's all about the entrance.
Feb 29, 2012That goes for you too, kids: don't argue with crazy.
Mar 01, 2012The award for the least subtle symbolism goes to... F. Scott Fitzgerald!
Mar 02, 2012Context probably wouldn't help.
Mar 05, 2012This one is pretty autobiographical.
Mar 06, 2012The Nudist and the Tadpole: greatest sitcom title?
Mar 07, 2012Reasons to get out of bed in the morning: Atrophied muscles and bed sores.
Mar 08, 2012Their stories seem to have a recurring theme.
Mar 09, 2012Yont and Nimmo Do Science!
Mar 12, 2012This is gonna be a fun storyline.
Mar 13, 2012Actually, they'll be walking.
Mar 14, 2012The last panel makes me giggle. Masculinely.
Mar 15, 2012The suspense!
Mar 16, 2012I used "so" three times in this comic, and I have no regrets.
Mar 19, 2012Aw, Adorable Zombie Head got Rick to smile.
Mar 20, 2012The house is just off panel. Shut up, I'm not lazy!
Mar 21, 2012Manea is a bit like Nimmo: she doesn't take stuff too seriously.
Mar 22, 2012At its core, this comic is probably about shedding.
Mar 23, 2012Adorable Zombie Head has way more bodily functions than he should.
Mar 26, 2012Remember not to feel too bad for Manea guys. She was gonna turn Rick into a dog.
Mar 27, 2012This all happened before noon.
Mar 28, 2012Hey, they can't always be mopey and sarcastic.
Mar 29, 2012Yes, Yont is addressing a dead writer.
Mar 30, 2012Honestly, he should have gone to Yont first.
Apr 02, 2012That dress isn't really the best choice for this particular game.
Apr 03, 2012This started out as writer's block, and became...kinda poetic?
Apr 04, 2012This is pretty common for me, too.
Apr 05, 2012This was to become one of King Rick's most legendary and iconic battles.
Apr 06, 2012Those two really can't have a touching moment.
Apr 09, 2012He's gonna be up all night now.
Apr 10, 2012I was gonna do the whole song, but this is pretty long as it is.
Apr 11, 2012I doubt I'm the first one to notice this, but it's gotta be said.
Apr 12, 2012Wikipedia says he had kids, so he must have got his hatred out of his system.
Apr 13, 2012They have this conversation pretty often.
Apr 16, 2012Yeah, but he's too busy "being pharaoh" to spare any time anyway.
Apr 17, 2012This is basically exactly the right reaction to have.
Apr 18, 2012Manea is having a bad day.
Apr 19, 2012If this ends with them both getting their brains eaten I'm going to be really sad, guys.
Apr 20, 2012"It's just, I really feel like he should have dropped dead from sheer terror and awe by now."
Apr 23, 2012Rick is cleverly keeping an eye on the mantis. Good move, Rick.
Apr 24, 2012Truth be told, Hades doesn't like living people. This experience isn't helping.
Apr 25, 2012And now you're all thinking about it. Mine is a subtle evil.
Apr 26, 2012If you think that's bad, you should read a Greek tragedy.
Apr 27, 2012Manea's had a long day.
Apr 30, 2012Ha! Because he's a nudist. We're back to these jokes.
May 01, 2012Sociopaths make for bad relationships. Write that down, kids.
May 02, 2012Rick asked for none of this. It's just not fair.
May 03, 2012"But they're two for the price of one!"
May 04, 2012Those two really write for themselves.
May 07, 2012Yeah, it was a long setup. That was kinda the point, though.
May 08, 2012The worst part is, he's trying to turn it on by slamming his head on the keyboard.
May 09, 2012It's good for giant tentacle monsters to learn boundaries.
May 10, 2012This happens far too often, in Tragedy's opinion.
May 11, 2012I feel like panel four has been trying to be made for a long time.
May 14, 2012Isn't that a much more satisfying ending?
May 15, 2012This began a bit meta, but (de)evolved into gender humor. Am I funny yet?
May 16, 2012I'm not even sure Yont is stable anymore.
May 17, 2012Fly minions are the worst.
May 18, 2012Bottom line, Rick's getting on that ship.
May 21, 2012I feel like I could make a pun on peer/cabin pressure, but it's not coming together.
May 22, 2012Alright, whatever, let's leave the planet.
May 23, 2012Please bear with the low budget sound effects. I had to fire my sound guy.
May 24, 2012So far I've thought of two spin-off comics featuring Nimmo.
May 25, 2012There must be a certain sense of accomplishment in leaving a goddess completely baffled.
May 28, 2012I bet they spent a lot of time bumping into things between panels.
May 29, 2012I'm not quite sure if this is cute or disgusting.
May 30, 2012Zero gravity tag: the answer to all problems???
May 31, 2012Manea is remarkably good at reading nonverbal cues.
Jun 01, 2012Not when they go to Mars, though. Mars is not a good place to go tanning.
Jun 04, 2012Chompers: defier of gods.
Jun 05, 2012Most of Yont's ideas don't get past the brainstorming stage.
Jun 06, 2012Chompers is not a patient creature.
Jun 07, 2012Like they need air bubbles. Come on.
Jun 08, 2012Yes, the Olympians still use tapes.
Jun 11, 2012So apparently the Theater Bats are terrible at finding signs of life.
Jun 12, 2012It takes a lot to phase Manea.
Jun 13, 2012I give this comic a week before I do the big "exploding Earth" scene.
Jun 14, 2012I choose to believe Chompers planned all of this.
Jun 15, 2012If you're all done bickering, I've got a storyline to move along.
Jun 18, 2012That's not what you want to hear from a death god.
Jun 19, 2012Olympians: the ultimate voyeurs.
Jun 20, 2012Aw, that's a nice ending.
Jun 21, 2012Pretty much exactly like ninjas, in fact.
Jun 22, 2012See that kite, kids? That's called recycling. DO IT.
Jun 25, 2012I might watch someone fighting a giant mantis while listening to "Born This Way."
Jun 26, 2012Baba has been taking storytelling tips from the Theater Bats.
Jun 27, 2012Filler!
Jun 28, 2012For Rick, Mars has lost it's appeal as a vacation spot.
Jun 29, 2012SOMEBODY'S cocky after dealing with Hades.
Jul 02, 2012Come on Rick. Who can be mad that close to a giggling tadpole?
Jul 03, 2012That probably wasn't supposed to happen.
Jul 04, 2012That smoke must be magical.
Jul 05, 2012You tell him, Manea.
Jul 06, 2012"Seriously. It'll totally suck for you."
Jul 09, 2012Hey, it's the beginning of the week. No need to challenge ourselves.
Jul 10, 2012It's possible that my whole existence was leading to this one moment.
Jul 11, 2012Chompers is unimpressed.
Jul 12, 2012What are you jerks doing!?
Jul 13, 2012They're not very likable, either.
Jul 16, 2012This ninja thing may be getting out of hand.
Jul 17, 2012Yont has unique problems.
Jul 18, 2012If the Theater Bats and I agree about anything, it's apparently everything said here.
Jul 19, 2012I'm just impressed with how long she stood on one leg.
Jul 20, 2012Nimmo would do a lot for brownies.
Jul 23, 2012Confession time: I have never in known memory worn one of those silly hats.
Jul 24, 2012That was way too satisfying. I think I need a shrink.
Jul 25, 2012Did you know: head wounds bleed like crazy?
Jul 26, 2012"Your screams, however, I will savor on long Sunday afternoons."
Jul 27, 2012Storm gods can whip up rain LITERALLY FROM NOWHERE.
Jul 30, 2012She'd just finished putting it in, too.
Jul 31, 2012Those spirits know how to have fun.
Aug 01, 2012There's a pun about static in there somewhere...I got nothin'.
Aug 02, 2012Spirits are faster than, or as fast as, lightning. Write that down, kids.
Aug 03, 2012"I mean, I took us to Mars."
Aug 06, 2012Cue an hour's worth of four of my characters spinning around in high speed winds.
Aug 07, 2012Sometimes, after a long day, you feel the need to take a nap in a puddle.
Aug 08, 2012"Now let's go take advantage of our friend's generosity."
Aug 09, 2012Weird how that pink stuff looks unchanged throughout all this, huh?
Aug 10, 2012Nimmo Spectrum
Aug 13, 2012It's impossible for these two to have an intelligent conversation.
Aug 14, 2012It's exhausting to play board games with Yont.
Aug 15, 2012Something about Scrooge.
Aug 16, 2012That's Baba's "TV smile".
Aug 17, 2012If you don't find this hilarious, then I just don't know what to do with you.
Aug 20, 2012The original Little Mermaid is really best forgotten.
Aug 21, 2012Hades does not think highly of my favorite pair of roommates.
Aug 22, 2012I keep a cheesecake in my fridge specifically to distract my enemies.
Aug 23, 2012He stopped sweating! Witchcraft!
Aug 24, 2012Many Maneas. So many Maneas. Too many Maneas?
Aug 27, 2012Smooth transition, Hades. Smoooooth.
Aug 28, 2012Ha! Okay, there's no joke here. Don't worry, I'm sure something funny happens eventually.
Aug 29, 2012I don't want you guys to panic. Jokes tomorrow, I promise.
Aug 30, 2012I was going through Chompers withdrawal.
Aug 31, 2012I wonder how many gadgets Yont has hidden away? Too many, probably.
Sep 03, 2012This brings up too many uncomfortable questions about eavesdropping and privacy. Nobody ask one.
Sep 04, 2012You'd think Manea would have learned to handle stress by now.
Sep 05, 2012Gods are notorious for lack of emotional control. FACT.
Sep 06, 2012Guys, look at this plot point I just invented to move the story along. Cool, huh?
Sep 07, 2012Man, this comic needs more Nimmo.
Sep 10, 2012Manea hates dressing up by herself.
Sep 11, 2012Tragedy's got his priorities straight.
Sep 12, 2012Manea keeps saying Charon because she'd forgotten his name until Comedy said it.
Sep 13, 2012Those snake heads'll get you every time.
Sep 14, 2012Sometimes I forget this is a humor comic.
Sep 17, 2012Persephone isn't really happy about this. She just likes it when Hades is speechless.
Sep 18, 2012And we return to some form of normality.
Sep 19, 2012That skull's jaw is fused shut. He talked back to Manea.
Sep 20, 2012Lethe can be kind of exasperating to interact with.
Sep 21, 2012Manea had really thought she'd last longer in that fight.
Sep 24, 2012There's a lot of choking in this comic. I don't know how that happened.
Sep 25, 2012I don't know who's acting more nonchalant, Manea or Yont.
Sep 26, 2012That's cold, Rick.
Sep 27, 2012And then they all drowned. The end.
Sep 28, 2012No, Manea, crowns aren't hats. Get with it.
Oct 01, 2012Chompers knows how to bring people together.
Oct 02, 2012Manea's acting pretty evasive today.
Oct 03, 2012Rick really likes that movie too, but he's sorta distracted.
Oct 04, 2012Keep it classy, you two.
Oct 05, 2012If you don't love cinnamon, you're probably not human.
Oct 08, 2012I hope someone someday says of me that I wasn't history's greatest monster.
Oct 09, 2012My guess is that about 90% of Yont's inventions end like this.
Oct 10, 2012How did he get that on so quickly? He doesn't even have any hands.
Oct 11, 2012"Seriously, there are pictures and everything. What's your problem?"
Oct 12, 2012This is what Ninja training looks like. See it with your eyes.
Oct 15, 2012This one's more of a "rhyme" than a "tale".
Oct 16, 2012Manea can't stand parties anyway.
Oct 17, 2012Oh look, my political views are showing again.
Oct 18, 2012How many times have you saved the world? Baba's done it 18 times.
Oct 19, 2012Oh, look. A poop joke. That was just waiting to happen.
Oct 22, 2012Cars, amirite?
Oct 23, 2012I thought this was going to be a Nimmo comic, but it's a Rick comic!
Oct 24, 2012Pumpkin puns! Haha why.
Oct 25, 2012Did Yont's eyepatch change eyes? Yes.
Oct 26, 2012Magician Chompers strikes again!
Oct 29, 2012Look inside yourself, Yont. You know it to be true.
Oct 30, 2012These two are my Linus.
Oct 31, 2012It occurs to me that Chompers might be a little needy.
Nov 01, 2012Wait...thirty pounds!?
Nov 02, 2012"Don't go crazy" is usually pretty sound advice in any case.
Nov 05, 2012This is the crap I have to put up with.
Nov 06, 2012Should there be sound effects for the fire extinguisher? I dunno, just go with it.
Nov 07, 2012I can totally vouch for this one.
Nov 08, 2012This isn't the first time this has happened, and it won't be the last.
Nov 09, 2012Nimmo is serious about his desserts.
Nov 12, 2012On the plus side, there was a 13.4% chance that spell would destroy the world.
Nov 13, 2012Would somebody tell those two to quit with the Cheshire Cat stuff? They're weirding me out.
Nov 14, 2012Disembodied voices, amirite?
Nov 15, 2012Nimmo's a little touchy about this subject.
Nov 16, 2012Ringing tadpoles: for the weird days.
Nov 19, 2012She's totally not gonna ask about the dinosaurs.
Nov 20, 2012There's no silverware. It's all guns and ridiculous looking phone accessories.
Nov 21, 2012In Nimmo's book, any movement is progress.
Nov 22, 2012This happens every year at Yont's house.
Nov 23, 2012">"Probably I should know that, yes."
Nov 26, 2012Abandoned factories: the perfect cliché?
Nov 27, 2012Stupid floating villain ruined my description. Jerk.
Nov 28, 2012Fire and gunshots! Lots of action for so little movement.
Nov 29, 2012I think we glossed over the dinosaur analogy. More comics need dinosaur analogies. Or dinosaurs, period.
Nov 30, 2012Smoke shapes! Do it again!
Dec 03, 2012Yeesh, Everybody's so whiny today.
Dec 04, 2012None of Manea's smoke shapes are very optimistic today.
Dec 05, 2012Freaking dead guys. So behind the times.
Dec 06, 2012It took Nimmo a second to even realize what a rotary was.
Dec 07, 2012Well, shit.
Dec 10, 2012Ugh! Too much exposition!
Dec 11, 2012"I'm the you that's kind of a jerk."
Dec 12, 2012You can't tell, but he's flipping Rick the bird right now.
Dec 13, 2012Manea might be a bit trigger happy right now.
Dec 14, 2012Rick, why are you ignoring the cool purple swirls? Do you...hate freedom?
Dec 17, 2012Secret last panel: Tragedy leaves. We never see him again.
Dec 18, 2012Yeah, this story really needs no Cliff's Notes. Just watch the Muppets' version.
Dec 19, 2012Baba's Cooking Tips is a 100% professional web series.
Dec 20, 2012Other reasons Rick became a nudist: Jehovah's Witnesses.
Dec 21, 2012Yont's only ever 98.35% sure of anything, really.
Dec 24, 2012Sort of a big box for such a small gift. Maybe there were peanuts.
Dec 25, 2012Ohhh...Christmas tree.
Dec 26, 2012I think those bastards ignored Kwanzaa again. Jerks.
Dec 27, 2012Hey, somebody's gotta do it.
Dec 28, 2012Uncle Gwydion sounds like a pretty fun dude.
Dec 31, 2012I am in favor of four of these resolutions, but most in favor of the cookie one.
Jan 01, 2013If someone didn't get badly hammered, it wouldn't really be a new year, would it?
Jan 02, 2013It's really the only ending that makes sense.
Jan 03, 2013I, for one, think the maggots add personality.
Jan 04, 2013Filler art: Manea's Balloon
Jan 07, 2013Where did that drum come from?
Jan 08, 2013This is the closest my comic will ever get to sports talk.
Jan 09, 2013Geez, nobody's being very mature this week.
Jan 10, 2013This may be the most uncomfortable Rick has ever been.
Jan 11, 2013Rick is now showing to best way to handle any problem.
Jan 14, 2013Hey, I didn't ask them to say any of that!
Jan 15, 2013Yont's actually been curious abut that for a long time.
Jan 16, 2013Ohhhhh, the prince is a metaphor for escapism, ohhhhhhhh.
Jan 17, 2013Nimmo kinda comes across as "pop star" more than "mad scientist".
Jan 18, 2013Those two have way too much fun watching me suffer.
Jan 21, 2013Yeah, I don't see anything I could add to that.
Jan 22, 2013Sorry, college students.
Jan 23, 2013Other Rick is kind of a pessimist.
Jan 24, 2013There's a poop joke in here, but I'm too classy to make it.
Jan 25, 2013It's a self-esteem thing.
Jan 28, 2013Don't feel bad for Tragedy. That's the effect he has on others, anyway.
Jan 29, 2013"Yes, really."">"Really?" "Yes, really."
Jan 30, 2013Filler art: Adorable Zombie Hug
Feb 01, 2013There're no words in this comic because MY COMPUTER SUCKS.
Feb 04, 2013Yont is out of his element here.
Feb 05, 2013YES. EVERYONE STARE AT THE SKY NOW.
Feb 06, 2013I get the feeling Chompers and Rick are communicating telepathically.
Feb 07, 2013That was quite the ordeal. I'm glad we all got through it.
Feb 08, 2013Hell has a surprisingly active tourist-based economy.
Feb 11, 2013Not that Utopian futures are any better. Somebody get me some Jules Verne over here.
Feb 12, 2013Wizards are not to be trusted around electronics.
Feb 13, 2013Guys, I'm not sure this is actually a real likely future.
Feb 14, 2013Wow. I'm glad I've got infinite canvas.
Feb 15, 2013So he's not just a jerk. He's a lazy jerk.
Feb 18, 2013...Okay. I may have dropped the ball here. I'm willing to admit that.
Feb 19, 2013On the plus side, he did hit the apple.
Feb 20, 2013I'm not sure Yont's ever even had a job.
Feb 21, 2013They don't actually care. Jerks.
Feb 22, 2013"Plus, they're a waste of perfectly good skunk intestine."
Feb 25, 2013Manea likes all conflicts to end in duels. It's neater that way.
Feb 26, 2013This is exactly how it went down.
Feb 27, 2013"So...how's it hanging?"
Feb 28, 2013Hmm. That didn't go where I expected it to.
Mar 01, 2013Well, that happened against my better judgement.
Mar 04, 2013Yont's actually put a lot of thought into this.
Mar 05, 2013Also, you sometimes have to wonder what Aslan eats, if not his subjects.
Mar 06, 2013Ew, they sleep with their eyes open! Eeeeew.
Mar 07, 2013And this story makes her nostalgic.
Mar 08, 2013We already knew Nimmo was a weird dude, though.
Mar 11, 2013You two ruined a perfectly good tribute comic.
Mar 12, 2013If Yont knew where the ice cream mountain was, he'd have tried to convert it to jet fuel by now.
Mar 13, 2013She gets bored easily. It happens.
Mar 14, 2013Careful, you two. It's almost like you have feelings.
Mar 15, 2013It's like an awesome club that's impossible to join.
Mar 18, 2013He takes really good care of himself?
Mar 19, 2013Woe is Rick, for his dreams won't fly.
Mar 21, 2013Man, I hate having to talk them out of destruction.
Mar 22, 2013Nimmo kinda wanders when he's bored.
Mar 25, 2013This is by far the nicest fairy tale they've told. They must be having a good day.
Mar 26, 2013I kinda hope there's more to that. Otherwise, it was pretty anticlimactic.
Mar 27, 2013Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Mar 28, 2013He probably should have said to stop panicking, huh?
Mar 29, 2013Notice how expertly Yont dodged the question? That's 'cause he's got his priorities straight.
Apr 01, 2013Today is a good day for tricksters.
Apr 02, 2013Huh. I didn't know they were that close.
Apr 03, 2013Anyone else getting déjà vu here?
Apr 04, 2013Man, she got changed fast.
Apr 05, 2013Manea's got a lot of pent-up aggression.
Apr 08, 2013"Please keep all confectionery items away from me."
Apr 09, 2013Anybody else a bit creeped out?
Apr 10, 2013Comedy and Tragedy talk to men about horses pretty much all of the time.
Apr 11, 2013Well, the ones on fire do, anyway.
Apr 12, 2013That is one shady Sensei.
Apr 16, 2013Holiday Zombie Heads
Apr 17, 2013Seriously, what kind of cab driver doesn't know gossip?
Apr 18, 2013Leinth Portrait
Apr 19, 2013I'm resisting making a veil pun here, and I want you to appreciate that, imaginary readers.
Apr 22, 2013Manea has heard one too many startling revelations today.
Apr 23, 2013They're gonna be real surprised when she charges them.
Apr 24, 2013I was disappointed when I couldn't find a specific instance of blackmail from those two.
Apr 25, 2013"The pain-hug is the only thing I know is real."
Apr 26, 2013Pretty sure that's all you need to know.
Apr 29, 2013Chompers is pretty sure he dreamed that.
Apr 30, 2013Oh no! The ceiling traps failed!
May 01, 2013That ninja was lying! Tadpoles don't have teeth!
May 02, 2013I'm losing a lot of respect for these ninjas.
May 03, 2013Lots of exposition today, huh?
May 06, 2013These two remind me of something...don't tell me what. I'll think of it.
May 07, 2013I agree with Ms. lady ninja here, actually.
May 08, 2013Chompers just woke up. He doesn't want to deal with this crap.
May 09, 2013This particular flaw is fine, because IT'S ADORABLE!
May 10, 2013Nimmo's not so worried about his friends that he can't realize how cool this situation is.
May 13, 2013This is pretty awkward for Leinth.
May 14, 2013"Now I remember why I hate everybody."
May 15, 2013Chompers is pretty hyped up right now.
May 16, 2013Who knows how long Yont had Baba guessing numbers?
May 17, 2013Yont's pretty okay with this outcome.
May 20, 2013Charon doesn't really think it's good, guys.
May 21, 2013Manea's still a bit touchy about the whole "kidnapping" thing.
May 22, 2013Hades is possibly the only person who didn't see this coming.
May 23, 2013Well, that was about what I expected to see here.
May 24, 2013Well, he is a big jerk. There's no denying that.
May 27, 2013Holiday filler art : Nimmo's Weapons
May 28, 2013Somebody get Manea a comb.
May 29, 2013That was some pretty sweet aim, Manea.
May 30, 2013Other Rick is experiencing buyer's remorse.
May 31, 2013Are smoking shurikens a real thing? Yes? Awesome.
Jun 03, 2013Bubbles!
Jun 04, 2013Man, they're getting really desensitized to the whole "tentacle monster" thing.
Jun 05, 2013Manea's getting sick of this.
Jun 06, 2013Tragedy might be about to drown. Somebody get on that.
Jun 07, 2013Charon looks kinda nervous without his oar.
Jun 10, 2013Geez, it looks like Jabba the Hutt threw on a cape and went to the Underworld.
Jun 11, 2013Infinite canvas: not always applicable.
Jun 12, 2013Sometimes Yont does stuff just to do it.
Jun 13, 2013Chompers is gonna be maaaaaaaad.
Jun 14, 2013I think they're just fluffing their egos after spending an entire storyline tied up.
Jun 17, 2013He's totally not going to make a note of that.
Jun 18, 2013Oh hey, if it isn't Princess sit-on-your-ass.
Jun 19, 2013I hope she means "asleep" and not "pushed over".
Jun 20, 2013Nimmo just likes the novelty of a cauldron in the living room, sick friend or not.
Jun 21, 2013This can only end well.
Jun 24, 2013Nimmo is having a great time.
Jun 25, 2013"At least the lion didn't call us names."
Jun 26, 2013In all fairness, he's not dressed for most things.
Jun 27, 2013Great. Now I'll just be wondering whether or not Yont actually speaks dream penguin.
Jun 28, 2013Aw yeah, baby. Let's throw the penguin.
Jul 01, 2013She's just trying to be thorough.
Jul 02, 2013Manea's being HELLA apathetic.
Jul 03, 2013It's on, imaginary readers.
Jul 04, 2013Yont and Rick get invited to different types of parties.
Jul 05, 2013Now they're just plain being unhelpful.
Jul 08, 2013The Theater Bats are kind of dicks.
Jul 09, 2013Enemy not dangerous enough? Make it bigger.
Jul 10, 2013Chompers is in trooooouble.
Jul 11, 2013This is so ridiculous. I need to introduce a shark so he can jump it.
Jul 12, 2013I'm not gonna pretend I wasn't looking forward to this comic for the past week. I'm unashamed.
Jul 15, 2013Manea is getting zero help on this monster hunt.
Jul 16, 2013Hey, you guys are schmucks!
Jul 17, 2013Yont has opinions. About penguins.
Jul 18, 2013Guys what are you doing no stop.
Jul 19, 2013Paradoxes: delicious.
Jul 22, 2013That's, um, that's sweet, guys.
Jul 23, 2013"...But now I can't move."
Jul 24, 2013I knew he was a no good kid.
Jul 25, 2013Plus, she had just a ton of hair.
Jul 26, 2013"I'm starting to think I read the recipe wrong."
Jul 29, 2013"What about that time when I strove to put right what once went wrong, hoping each time that my next leap would be the leap home?"
Jul 30, 2013Pretty sure the feels of warmth are feelings of warmth, guys. Both activities make you warm.
Jul 31, 2013That's not really the spirit of the thing, guys.
Aug 01, 2013Manea stop being so adorable.
Aug 02, 2013It's the most responsible next step, really.
Aug 05, 2013To get the red out, you dunces.
Aug 06, 2013"So, to answer your original question: no, I guess."
Aug 07, 2013All of Yont's research is interesting.
Aug 08, 2013This was basically just an excuse to have more penguins.
Aug 09, 2013...Thanks guys. That, um, that means a lot.
Aug 12, 2013Yont feels pretty strongly about alchemical references. It's probably a wizard thing.
Aug 13, 2013The "extra fun" option is popular in Texas.
Aug 14, 2013Filler art Fwendesday: Yes, I hate myself for that pun.
Aug 15, 2013Butts to that jazz, man.
Aug 16, 2013Well, he's trying. That's the most important part of break dancing.
Aug 19, 2013Too bad he didn't have some sort of magical creature with him, I guess.
Aug 20, 2013Manea's creeping me out today, guys.
Aug 21, 2013Courtwizard Yont: master of the understatement.
Aug 22, 2013King Rick is so not in the mood for this crap.
Aug 23, 2013That's what happens when I decide it's time to stop playing in the sand.
Aug 26, 2013Decision made in the heat of the moment: Extras don't get noses.
Aug 27, 2013I think Manea is happier in this dimension.
Aug 28, 2013"For instance, I bet this Gralik person is both extremely fragile and a nun."
Aug 29, 2013King Rick doesn't speak crazy as fluently as Yont.
Aug 30, 2013You can't beat the kind of sincerity that's been repeated and reworded fifteen times.
Sep 02, 2013Labor day! Everybody sleep in.
Sep 03, 2013This dimension is weird.
Sep 04, 2013I'm gonna start referring to alternate-dimension Satan as "Lil Lucifer".
Sep 05, 2013Buh tired buh.
Sep 06, 2013Real smooth, "father of lies."
Sep 09, 2013"Could be worse." "You think?" "No."
Sep 10, 2013I'm always kinda hoping The Devil didn't lie to me.
Sep 11, 2013"It's almost like you should be more grateful that I saved your life."
Sep 12, 2013Yont is a man who cannot read a room.
Sep 13, 2013I get the feeling "god quest" is a common phrase in King Rick's vocabulary.
Sep 16, 2013Buddy was the best and bravest burro.
Sep 17, 2013Tragedy: kind of a bummer.
Sep 18, 2013Soon, King Rick will be smothered in adorable creatures! It is maybe not the worst possible death.
Sep 19, 2013I suppose "Adorable Zombie" would be somewhat redundant.
Sep 20, 2013Clearly he's evil! His crown is gigantic!
Sep 23, 2013I know you can't really tell, but Nimmo is terrified right now.
Sep 24, 2013King Rick has just about had it with this quest.
Sep 25, 2013Chompers is pretty good with those swords, considering he can't see what he's doing.
Sep 26, 2013To be fair, there were probably better ways to communicate that point.
Sep 27, 2013If you learn nothing else from this storyline, remember this: Nimmo is not a ninja in all timelines.
Sep 30, 2013Man, this comic really toes the line between adorable and macabre.
Oct 01, 2013If you Google "Atlantis is on Mars" you will find some funny/stupid conspiracy theories.
Oct 02, 2013Not dinosaurs AND puppies. Actually, maybe...
Oct 03, 2013That is the least sinister promise of abduction I've heard today.
Oct 04, 2013Tragedy's not putting up with that wishy-washy crap.
Oct 07, 2013There is a reason no one worships this guy.
Oct 08, 2013If you read the second-to-last panel straight through then you are some kind of magic.
Oct 09, 2013You're all in my top five, imaginary readers.
Oct 10, 2013Gods, as a rule, are terrible parents.
Oct 11, 2013"Gods love atheists. It gives them something to aim at." -- Terry Pratchett
Oct 14, 2013This can only be good news.
Oct 15, 2013If you don't think this comic had a joke in it, you clearly missed the goatee.
Oct 16, 2013I need to get Yont some sunglasses just so he can take them off.
Oct 17, 2013dance!"">"I can walk! I can dance!"
Oct 18, 2013Breaking news: This comic will now be 100% written from the point of view of Adorable Zombie Head.
Oct 21, 2013Adorable Zombie Head is learning about doorknobs, and he thinks this is awesome.
Oct 22, 2013Adorable Zombie Head may have mastered doors, but he's not ready for communication.
Oct 23, 2013Hey look, it's the plot!
Oct 24, 2013Adorable Zombie Head is pretty sure he left the oven on. He's just gonna go check.
Oct 25, 2013Satan didn't go to the trouble of hijacking Chompers just to be pushed around by a guy who can't even afford pants.
Oct 28, 2013Other Rick gets testy when the devil smacks him around.
Oct 29, 2013Tell you what, if the fire in my eyes ever engulfs my head, I'll be considerably less cavalier about it.
Oct 30, 2013I guess we'll find out? Like, eventually?
Oct 31, 2013I can't take anything seriously when it comes out of Satan's tiny snake mouth.
Nov 01, 2013This raises one more question about Chompers' biology, which is, let's face it, less than usual.
Nov 04, 2013I like Satan a lot more when he interacts with "jerky cloaked guy with the questionable biology".
Nov 05, 2013"Do you ever wash yourself viciously, always knowing you can never be truly clean?"
Nov 06, 2013Ha! Hypocrisy.
Nov 07, 2013Yont always has a new way of saying he's hungry.
Nov 08, 2013Nimmo is the Batman to Chompers' Superman.
Nov 11, 2013Yont's theological exploits have ruined a lot of books for him.
Nov 12, 2013This does not answer to me whether or not they're nocturnal. I just DON'T KNOW.
Nov 13, 2013"Surely this can wait until after the noobs have been pwned."
Nov 14, 2013Manea knows you don't get that close to your crush's face every day.
Nov 15, 2013They're worse than mice. Seriously.
Nov 18, 2013"I'm just tired enough that this seems like a good idea."
Nov 19, 2013It's not that Manea has no other ideas, she just doesn't want to walk more than a few feet.
Nov 20, 2013"Have you not been reading my memos?"
Nov 21, 2013At least he's able to acknowledge his mistakes.
Nov 22, 2013"Don't you remember the Ghostbusting incedent?"
Nov 25, 2013Comedy will unashamedly pass out on Baba's couch, because he is a GUEST.
Nov 26, 2013Never take anyone seriously when they start a conversation upside-down.
Nov 27, 2013On the plus side, the smoke alarm works.
Nov 28, 2013Bascially no one would be invited to this party if everyone else wasn't an even worse guest.
Dec 02, 2013Secretly, Satan just likes all the little lights.
Dec 03, 2013I frankly think this is adorable, and that the penis joke does not subtract from that at all.
Dec 04, 2013Chompers is a mystery in an enigma, and Yont is a fool to mess with that.
Dec 05, 2013She's unfazed by the blaze.
Dec 06, 2013Nimmo's dream is a box of candy as big as a house. As far as dreams go, it's not bad.
Dec 09, 2013The Theater Bats can smell adventure, and it smells bitter.
Dec 10, 2013Yont's just mad that Adorable Zombie Head interrupted his "vaguely shooting lightning at something off-panel" experiment.
Dec 11, 2013Plus, she got a crazy good price for all that head fuzz.
Dec 12, 2013Nimmo doesn't watch enough Christmas specials, apparently.
Dec 13, 2013They, um, sort of went in their own direction with this one.
Dec 16, 2013And then they made a song about it.
Dec 17, 2013Manea's actually had a few conversations about empathy, but she's blocked them out.
Dec 18, 2013Yont plays dirty Uno.
Dec 19, 2013"If you're using a regular pot, you might need extra help."
Dec 20, 2013"That's also why our TV stand is an indiscriminate grey square."
Dec 23, 2013Manea was born for this moment.
Dec 24, 2013"Way to drop the ball, dude."
Dec 25, 2013Wasn't it just Christmas last year? I'm pretty sure it was.
Dec 26, 2013Holiday filler art: Christmas crash
Dec 27, 2013Christmas magic is a bunch of bull.
Dec 30, 2013Yont's got a point. About what is up in the air.
Dec 31, 2013Baba is fighting sexism and getting pizza. She's basically living the dream.
Jan 01, 2014If Manea's going to celebrate, she's gonna do it right.
Jan 02, 2014I'm not really sure how this started, but It quickly devolved into me typing the word "koala" as much as was advisable.
Jan 03, 2014Someday I'm gonna figure out Nimmo's mental age. Or actual age, for that matter.
Jan 06, 2014Other Rick and Satan were dangerously close to a civilized conversation.
Jan 07, 2014Is it just me, or is weird hooded guy not all there?
Jan 08, 2014Other Rick and Satan are really distracting from whatever's in that tank.
Jan 09, 2014The Theater Bats panic like other people decide on dinner.
Jan 10, 2014Comedy doesn't like people messing with his color scheme.
Jan 13, 2014I think I may have used every possible exclamation point in this comic. Sorry about that.
Jan 14, 2014Nimmo seems to be dealing with being nearly the size of an actual tadpole pretty well.
Jan 15, 2014Man, the whole left side of the comic is pretty quiet today.
Jan 16, 2014Geez, Rick. Take a friggin' swimming class.
Jan 17, 2014Because it's so sweet. That's the punchline, in case you missed it.
Jan 20, 2014Manea's suddenly remembering why she doesn't do heroics.
Jan 21, 2014Panel two Leviathan just wants to play peekaboo.
Jan 22, 2014"This is not an ideal situation, is the thought I'm trying to get across here."
Jan 23, 2014Nimmo apparently knows how to shed fairy dust, so that's good for the plot.
Jan 24, 2014Manea has mastered all forms of aggression, but her favorite is the passive variety.
Jan 27, 2014Yont doesn't have time for spell crashers.
Jan 28, 2014You guys are kinda being downers today, huh?
Jan 29, 2014Tragedy was waiting this whole time for an opportunity to say that.
Jan 30, 2014I'm not gonna lie guys, this is something of an anticlimax.
Jan 31, 2014Crying by yourself is the ONLY lifestyle.
Feb 03, 2014This is why you're supposed to beat the mini-bosses before finishing the game.
Feb 04, 2014Sadness is just, you know, chillin'.
Feb 05, 2014There was no right answer to that question, Sadness.
Feb 06, 2014Aaaaaand full circle.
Feb 07, 2014There's a related video with some wrapping paper, but the boots are the big seller.
Feb 10, 2014Manea has no idea how dangerous candy is. She thinks it might be, like, kinda dangerous?
Feb 11, 2014You'd think after a couple thousand years Manea would have gotten better at dealing with relationships.
Feb 12, 2014Filler Art: Mad Love
Feb 13, 2014Manea can hit on someone, fight alongside them, and drive them insane, but giving gifts just feels weird.
Feb 14, 2014Adorable Zombie Head was just on the front step. Waiting.
Feb 17, 2014He actually just dozes off, but that's a tad less impressive.
Feb 18, 2014You'd think, given his name, that Comedy would have a better grasp on what is and isn't funny.
Feb 19, 2014Filler Art: Friday Preview
Feb 20, 2014Gotta love those subtle punchlines.
Feb 21, 2014It occurs to me that this would be the BEST comic for new readers to start with.
Feb 24, 2014Guys, I'm pretty sure that's actually related.
Feb 25, 2014Well, they probably are.
Feb 26, 2014Filler art: Big Musical Adventure
Feb 27, 2014What!? What did he say!?!?!
Feb 28, 2014Nimmo calls 'em like he sees 'em.
Mar 03, 2014Yont is an adult.
Mar 04, 2014I knew there was a reason these two were in the cast page.
Mar 05, 2014Other Rick in panel two might be a little too spot on for a guy talking to Satan.
Mar 06, 2014I guess Satan and Other Rick don't have enough loyalty to fight a god for their misshapen friend.
Mar 07, 2014Don't look now, but Mantus has something on his head.
Mar 10, 2014Let's be fair: at least one backup plan clearly apologizes.
Mar 11, 2014Forget death: memory loss is the great equalizer.
Mar 12, 2014That better not be PLOT leaking out of that pipe!
Mar 13, 2014Man, is the background gonna be that pukey color for the rest of the storyline? Because ick.
Mar 14, 2014Manea's hair is far more volatile than any other of my characters'.
Mar 17, 2014Some days, you get to make a tadpole fight zombies. Those are the good days.
Mar 18, 2014I don't have any hypothetical pinkies. Just these lame thetical ones.
Mar 19, 2014I am genuinely a little bit annoyed, so you have an idea of how nuts I am.
Mar 20, 2014Please excuse Tragedy's flashback. He'll be with us again in a minute.
Mar 21, 2014Glad the Theater Bats are there to counteract the EMOTIONAL AND SEXUAL TENSION with NSA humor.
Mar 24, 2014Whatever. That's BASICALLY a comic, anyway.
Mar 25, 2014"It'll work itself out" is synonymous with "I'm too damn lazy " here.
Mar 26, 2014Note to self: get the Theater Bats a hobby.
Mar 27, 2014Nimmo has tried talking and he's tried violence. He'd be out of ideas even without a concussion
Mar 28, 2014Disgust is SUPER god-racist.
Mar 31, 2014Other things I'm glad are on the internet forever: CAT PICTURES.
Apr 01, 2014Yeah, Yont noticed her hair was different. Ladies.
Apr 02, 2014Nimmo has a way of making Rick forget when he's mad.
Apr 03, 2014Okay. Now I just have to make sure they STAY in there.
Apr 04, 2014You know what? He's definitely dead. Don't even bother looking.
Apr 07, 2014Chompers only has vague ideas as to how that cone shape is done.
Apr 08, 2014In case you're wondering: yes, it was worth it.
Apr 09, 2014Filler art: Smoke and Mirrors
Apr 10, 2014Husks can writhe, apparently. That's your daily fun fact.
Apr 11, 2014She did get over him, though. That's the important thing.
Apr 14, 2014"It...doesn't actually seem that pleasurable?"
Apr 15, 2014You'd think they'd have synced sleep schedules by now.
Apr 16, 2014"It would be weird if I was."
Apr 17, 2014They just don't understand how heavy a cardboard crown can be...on a heart.
Apr 18, 2014Filler art Friday: Chompers' Garden
Apr 21, 2014To Nimmo, "climbing" is little more than a game mechanic.
Apr 22, 2014In retrospect, "you're boring" probably isn't the strongest punchline. OH WELL.
Apr 23, 2014It's a poem about bunnies.
Apr 24, 2014If anyone reading this is surprised that Yont embraces insanity: welcome, new reader!
Apr 25, 2014He's surprisingly good for someone who doesn't have a back.
Apr 28, 2014It's like a bankruptcy party for for one!
Apr 29, 2014In Baba's defense, Chompers is REALLY bad at small talk.
Apr 30, 2014"Why didn't I notice that before?"
May 01, 2014Rick's had nightmares a lot like this.
May 02, 2014Other Rick was planning to run away, but his legs aren't working that well right now.
May 05, 2014Rick doesn't pray a lot, for various and well argued reasons.
May 06, 2014Rick's already sick of this storyline.
May 07, 2014Filler art: Anti-gods and the Key
May 08, 2014"Blah blah blah life is suffering!" Get a load of this guy.
May 09, 2014Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
May 12, 2014Filler art: Mother's Day
May 13, 2014"Okay, now tell me you're made of wood."
May 14, 2014Let's be fair here, guys. He has lived the past few months in Hell.
May 15, 2014Who has two thumbs and forgot Other Rick has canonically flown before?
May 16, 2014Charon's never gonna live this down.
May 19, 2014Yes, that's the quote I went with. Because it's HILARIOUS.
May 20, 2014Don't listen to him, Chompers. That made absolutely no sense.
May 21, 2014"Take that permanently open face-hole and find a way to seal it shut."
May 22, 2014Unless you don't want salmonella. ...You know what? You could risk it anyway.
May 23, 2014If it weren't for sugary treats, these two would get into hardcore shenanigans.
May 26, 2014Nimmo was watching infomercials. Mr. T. was in one.
May 27, 2014Tragedy's little grinch heart is what makes him ask a question and then make fun of the answer.
May 28, 2014Satan just doesn't want to seem overly clingy.
May 29, 2014Yont has a strange sort of relationship with logic.
May 30, 2014Observe how quickly Manea goes back to her natural state of not caring.
Jun 02, 2014Things I learned today: there are a TON of characters, projects, and mascots called Green Ninja.
Jun 03, 2014To King Rick, the idea that Yont has the proper schooling to be a doctor is way more ridiculous than the existence of other dimensions.
Jun 04, 2014"What kind of 'unreachable' plane is this, anyway?"
Jun 05, 2014have bones. That counts for something, right?"">"We both have bones. That counts for something, right?"
Jun 06, 2014I guess Streak got married outside. Or in some sort of blue void.
Jun 09, 2014Chompers is pretty surprised that she picked up on his sassiness so quickly.
Jun 10, 2014The superhero universe is not the happiest universe.
Jun 11, 2014King Rick knows what he likes, and it ain't that.
Jun 12, 2014It's not the dragons.
Jun 13, 2014The Manic Mistress needs to work on her metaphors.
Jun 16, 2014"Your computer-thingy looks cool. How many internets does it have?"
Jun 17, 2014Suddenly all of my pens are SUPER pens!
Jun 18, 2014Baba just had the most intense ten seconds of her life and she is just about done with this crap.
Jun 19, 2014That homeless guy is like her third best friend.
Jun 20, 2014I don't know what they're talking about. He's STILL adorable.
Jun 23, 2014They are the truest of friends and that is now canon. Sorry EVERY OTHER FRIENDS.
Jun 24, 2014Manic Mistress's "shadow clones" are a pretty big PR problem in Streak's dimension.
Jun 25, 2014Filler Art: Mother of the Undead
Jun 26, 2014Thanks, Doctor Science! Those panels were getting crowded.
Jun 27, 2014Manic Mistress thinks she can end all arguments with "I have a saw." She's not entirely wrong.
Jun 30, 2014Lotsa magic popping in from off panel here.
Jul 01, 2014"Yes! Why do you always bring it up?"
Jul 02, 2014Manic Mistress doesn't think anybody's doing anything wrong until they start doing it to her.
Jul 03, 2014Green Ninja's really carrying the team here. There's no getting around that.
Jul 04, 2014Where does Green Ninja keep all these weapons, anyway?
Jul 07, 2014I guess Satan's hiding. That's probably smart.
Jul 08, 2014There are many times when nobody likes Queen Manea.
Jul 09, 2014King Rick honestly thought that was the argument most likely to work.
Jul 10, 2014The comic has many Maneas. The most Maneas? Maybe.
Jul 11, 2014Filler Art: A problem like Marea
Jul 14, 2014Everybody is instantly cuter when they're not throwing pointy things at you. True fact.
Jul 15, 2014"He keeps calling you imaginary. That's gotta get old."
Jul 16, 2014Geez, you give a guy's dead wife back to him, and he gets all sappy.
Jul 17, 2014I decided there actually weren't enough Maneas in this storyline, so here's another.
Jul 18, 2014"What are the terms of your warranty? I'm just curious."
Jul 21, 2014Well, that went south fast.
Jul 22, 2014The only names Yont doesn't think are boring have "shadow" somewhere in them, so he's not really the best judge.
Jul 23, 2014Chompers is many things, but he's not picky.
Jul 24, 2014"Time travel? Heavier than air flight? Pop culture references?"
Jul 25, 2014I wonder what possible good he'd hoped to achieve, but then I always do.
Jul 28, 2014Their lives are also plagued by situational irony, so that's a wise decision.
Jul 29, 2014Manea likes to let her mind wander. Maybe it'll come back someday.
Jul 30, 2014Try not to imagine the events that took place between panels one and two.
Jul 31, 2014The Theater Bats are completely aware that over half of their "friends" have tried to kill them.
Aug 01, 2014Adorable Zombie Head is super psyched about that monocle.
Aug 04, 2014Ah, the loss of innocence. COMEDY GOLD!
Aug 05, 2014That dude's mind completely shut down once he realized what was holding the guns.
Aug 06, 2014You guys were supposed to make a joke, not read the Wikipedia page.
Aug 07, 2014Don't ask me what differentiates "totes cool" from "party bros". I... I just don't know.
Aug 08, 2014Well that's 100% not true.
Aug 11, 2014When I make it big, those postcards are gonna be real.
Aug 12, 2014Nobody likes Satan. Satan's a tool.
Aug 13, 2014That banana voice has got to get annoying after a while.
Aug 14, 2014Sibling rivalry! You learn to fight with words when one of you is intangible.
Aug 15, 2014Friday Filler Art: Tentacle Fight!
Aug 18, 2014Raisins indeed.
Aug 19, 2014Dick is completely aware of the effect he has on people.
Aug 20, 2014Penguins: they solve problems.
Aug 21, 2014Dick might just sic the penguin on them anyway.
Aug 22, 2014Disgust: pretty much the worst.
Aug 25, 2014Sadness doesn't win very often.
Aug 26, 2014Twine!? This dude knows how to party.
Aug 27, 2014I guess Satan actually did look into how Dick escaped. How 'bout that.
Aug 28, 2014I'm sick right now, imaginary readers. I want some of that witch-soup.
Aug 29, 2014Wow. This humor is HIGH BROW.
Sep 02, 2014Kroakagrrip sounds like a pokemon.
Sep 03, 2014So many things happened before sweet robot arms. It was a sad time.
Sep 04, 2014Kinda says it all, really.
Sep 05, 2014Manea explains life.
Sep 08, 2014Well, his poetry beats Comedy's weird dubstep noises.
Sep 09, 2014"You know...places."
Sep 10, 2014Of course, some people might call getting a naked guy into your pot a success.
Sep 11, 2014Hehe. That armadillo's trying to play the harp.
Sep 12, 2014Nimmo's got his priorities straight.
Sep 16, 2014No guys, yesterday was a wash. Today, you're just unhelpful. As usual.
Sep 17, 2014Nimmo is pretty serious about cloud formations.
Sep 18, 2014It's pretty late guys. I don't even know if this is entertaining or not.
Sep 22, 2014"You know, that is a part of it."
Sep 23, 2014On a related note: Yont has invented possibly the most dangerous musical instrument.
Sep 24, 2014And it was.
Sep 25, 2014Watch your fucking language, you two.
Sep 26, 2014"The main issue is whether or not I also have x-ray vision."
Sep 29, 2014That's perhaps not the most charitable way to look at a whimsical coming-of-age story about pirates.
Sep 30, 2014"And then I woke up. I don't need to take bad writing from my own head."
Oct 01, 2014Nimmo has something of a "natural" aversion to handwashing, himself.
Oct 02, 2014They're pretty sure they've got tear ducts somewhere. Probably. Maybe.
Oct 03, 2014Those feathered jerks keep stealing from my worm collection, so it's hard to decide.
Oct 06, 2014"I've got a cauldron filled with an ancient gaseous murderer but all anybody talks about is the spider one."
Oct 07, 2014"First things first, though: what'd you think of my evil laugh?"
Oct 08, 2014Of course, Satan's got a lot of maiming to to do in Hell, but it's mostly delegated.
Oct 09, 2014To be completely fair, they've been kind of out of the loop for a while.
Oct 10, 2014TRADE SECRET: I don't think it's really fine.
Oct 13, 2014If this comic wasn't stick figures, it would be SUPER GRITTY.
Oct 14, 2014And they did.
Oct 15, 2014I don't see a problem here. I think things are just MORE AWESOME.
Oct 16, 2014"Remember when I bad-assed my way through a compound full of ninja?"
Oct 17, 2014Oh yes, there's a list.
Oct 20, 2014Do lice make noises? I DON'T KNOW. ALL ANYBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT IS HOW TO GET RID OF THEM.
Oct 21, 2014Was he just... waiting underground? Maybe. I dunno.
Oct 22, 2014Manea's been around, she probably understood it anyway.
Oct 23, 2014Filler art: Nimmo Surprise
Oct 24, 2014It's been a while since Rick had no idea what was going on. This is basically a throwback comic.
Oct 27, 2014Word dump! I hope you guys like exposition!
Oct 28, 2014Surprise looks pretty shocked that the Theater Bats are insulting him, but that's his "noncommittal" face.
Oct 29, 2014I think at this point Yont's just forgotten that he's not wearing his hat.
Oct 30, 2014I think you can translate today's comic for yourself.
Oct 31, 2014Welp, this is officially the least thematic Halloween comic I've ever done.
Nov 03, 2014Baba does not like other people's bodily fluids in her house. This is fair.
Nov 04, 2014Rick's going to have to see like five different shrinks when all this is over.
Nov 05, 2014Start a conversation about meeting dinosaurs, meet some dinosaurs, have good times.
Nov 06, 2014Manea can totally say that. Some of her best friends are mortals.
Nov 07, 2014Manea's not super big on inaction.
Nov 10, 2014Not so much style for "perpetually surprised guy," so that's something to consider.
Nov 11, 2014Manea doesn't even have a couch in her real house. Just so you know where her priorities are.
Nov 12, 2014In which I fight against the idea of needing rising action before a climax.
Nov 13, 2014Just now realized that Nimmo could have been holding an ACTUAL red herring. Opportunity lost.
Nov 14, 2014You're not allowed to talk about weird bodies, Sadness. You have infinite tears.
Nov 17, 2014All Nimmo/Chompers slash fiction is now non-canon.
Nov 18, 2014Yont doesn't read books for entertainment. He reads them for power.
Nov 19, 2014"If you comprehend the English language."
Nov 20, 2014They always think there's too much excitement in their lives.
Nov 21, 2014Yeah, I'll put up a Halloween comic almost a month late. I have no honor.
Nov 24, 2014"I'm also blocking babypunch.org. How is that even a thing?"
Nov 25, 2014Where's Dick get off stealing the title of my memoir?
Nov 26, 2014"Like, ten percent more tasty. Minimum."
Nov 27, 2014And Yont never hosted a holiday party again.
Nov 28, 2014I had to put "American Thanksgiving" because I'm pretty sure the Canadian's version is nicer.
Dec 01, 2014"Veto Recursiveness" would be a good name for a band.
Dec 02, 2014Plus, Yont doesn't even USE money. The entire situation was pretty unlikely.
Dec 03, 2014We here at Inspired By True Events do not endorse Manea's behavior. Don't destroy your means of flight while in the air.
Dec 04, 2014Man, I hope people know the name Elphaba. The whole joke pretty much hinges on that.
Dec 05, 2014There are so many reasons for the epic battles rule.
Dec 08, 2014They're also out of nutmeg, so this whole day's going to be difficult.
Dec 09, 2014Rick should really choose his words more carefully.
Dec 10, 2014"This time of year." Those whiners can't stand anything.
Dec 11, 2014With Manea, it's always weird.
Dec 12, 2014Wizardry is just convincing the universe that you're right.
Dec 15, 2014You can kinda see why that one was developed more.
Dec 16, 2014Manea's pretty sure that when you've got it all figured out, you're queen of something.
Dec 17, 2014Nimmo is a multitasker.
Dec 18, 2014There are like a million bacon jokes I could make here, but the Internet already has enough of that.
Dec 19, 2014That looks like a particularly uncomfortable kiss for a number of reasons.
Dec 22, 2014Technically, he never was, but it was impossible to tell him that.
Dec 23, 2014It is hard, sometimes, to be Baba's friend.
Dec 24, 2014Lifetip: flashbacks make everything canon.
Dec 25, 2014It is the neediest of the holidays.
Dec 26, 2014He probably wasn't going to argue much, anyway.
Dec 29, 2014Nimmo's insatiable, but he's not rude.
Dec 30, 2014Filler Art: Reading Lesson
Dec 31, 2014To Manea, nothing's morbid.
Jan 01, 2015Yont can't really enjoy that wine since he lost his nose again.
Jan 02, 2015We need to bring back "swanky" as slang for 2015.
Jan 05, 2015This strip requires you to remember both that Hades likes cheesecake and that he is, in fact, a character in this comic.
Jan 06, 2015He's still going to eat it, though. He's not crazy.
Jan 07, 2015Today's joke is Nimmo. Enjoy Nimmo.
Jan 08, 2015so well."">"Look do you want to tell this story?" "Oh, no. You're doing so well."
Jan 09, 2015Filler art Friday: Anansi the Spider
Jan 12, 2015Anansi does not fail. He retroactively succeeds.
Jan 13, 2015I imagine it's pretty hard to be a woman anywhere near Zeus.
Jan 14, 2015Man, this is expositiony. That's a word, trust me. Don't look it up.
Jan 15, 2015Pandora's morning: kind of sucky so far.
Jan 16, 2015Pandora is not here for her lying skills. She's here to open jars.
Jan 19, 2015Dionysus is having a pretty bad day.
Jan 20, 2015Zeus actually made the platypus thing work. There's a kink for everything.
Jan 21, 2015To Anansi, any display of wealth that exceeds his is garish.
Jan 22, 2015This comic wants you to imagine a horse and some olive trees. This comic doesn't think that's so much to ask.
Jan 23, 2015This has not been quite the adventure Anansi hoped for.
Jan 26, 2015Well, there goes that wooden horse I asked you to imagine.
Jan 27, 2015Pandora can quickly discard fear if she's mad enough.
Jan 28, 2015I'm putting "make peace with your dying gods" on business cards.
Jan 29, 2015FAMILIES, ladies and gentlemen.
Jan 30, 2015Friday Filler Art: Pandora's Jar
Feb 02, 2015Pandora should start a steel drum band and call it "Pots and Pan."
Feb 03, 2015"I really don't think that should have been your first priority! Thanks, though."
Feb 04, 2015The unconscious Dionysus just off panel is definitely not a coincidence, though.
Feb 05, 2015Hades isn't calling Persephone heavy. Just want to make that clear.
Feb 06, 2015Yont then spends the rest of the week reading only Dr. Seuss. Then the next week speaking only in rhyme.
Feb 09, 2015As good a definition as any.
Feb 10, 2015Filler Art: Lost in Thought
Feb 11, 2015If Rick keeps going to Baba instead of finding a real shrink, she should just charge him.
Feb 12, 2015This trend continues in the later versions, where nobody is smart.
Feb 13, 2015"Also, ow."
Feb 16, 2015So many tiny plastic men died that day. So many. Too many.
Feb 17, 2015As a nudist, Rick should probably live somewhere WITHOUT freak snowstorms.
Feb 18, 2015These guys are gonna set off my movie night PTSD again.
Feb 19, 2015He almost definitely could.
Feb 20, 2015"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to scrub this image from my brain."
Feb 23, 2015I don't always agree with Yont. Today I do.
Feb 24, 2015...Good talk, guys.
Feb 25, 2015As a witch, Baba's not real into Christianity anyway.
Feb 26, 2015Not falling asleep at their house is like the number one rule of befriending a death god.
Feb 27, 2015Friday Filler Art: Game Night
Mar 02, 2015Remember when all my comics were this wordy? Good times.
Mar 03, 2015There's very little chance that controller is still functional.
Mar 04, 2015Yont is always one Kleenex away from a murder spree.
Mar 05, 2015Manners are for the living.
Mar 06, 2015I guess only Baba can be trusted with the steam powered accordion.
Mar 09, 2015Yont has a complicated past.
Mar 10, 2015It was just a thought. A reasonable thought.
Mar 11, 2015I will never share a blanket with a giant tadpole, and my life is a little bit sadder for that fact.
Mar 12, 2015Nimmo asks the hard-hitting questions.
Mar 13, 2015Filler Art Friday: The Sick Couch
Mar 16, 2015"Quick, call the papers! I've got a story."
Mar 17, 2015"When I look closer, I see there's also me, tiny and upside-down in your future!"
Mar 18, 2015This one's not really funny unless you find smoke patterns hilarious.
Mar 19, 2015It's true. They're not relaxed, they're lazy.
Mar 20, 2015Filler Art Friday: Ivory Keys
Mar 23, 2015Lucifer tries to throw everyone he likes in the pit of fire.
Mar 24, 2015Zomkey is the brains of the operation.
Mar 25, 2015Ghost Pandora: like regular Pandora, but blue.
Mar 26, 2015Just wait 'til he realizes he's a zombie.
Mar 27, 2015Mantus hates himself for contributing to this conversation.
Mar 30, 2015Welp, there goes Dick's arm, I guess.
Mar 31, 2015Give that dead key a cookie.
Apr 01, 2015Dick had finally gotten his brain the way he liked it.
Apr 02, 2015Mantus is getting into a nasty habit of winning fights.
Apr 03, 2015Screw this storyline! What happened with the reptiloides?
Apr 06, 2015Ha! Floppy wein.
Apr 07, 2015On a scale of one to ten, how dead are you?
Apr 08, 2015I can't help but notice that guy's not whispering now.
Apr 09, 2015"That guy's gonna eat all the chips, I just know it."
Apr 10, 2015Filler art Friday: Reunion of the Anti-Gods
Apr 13, 2015Baba is surprisingly efficient at ignoring important plot points.
Apr 14, 2015Baba's having a moment of clarity, and she's not happy about it.
Apr 15, 2015I'm starting to think Mantus doesn't like Satan very much.
Apr 16, 2015It's pretty easy to bounce back from being choked to death when you don't actually breathe.
Apr 17, 2015Zorn is probably the best possible laser onomatopoeia.
Apr 20, 2015I don't know if you guys have noticed, but this battle's going SUPER well.
Apr 21, 2015That's the second most badass Satan has looked in this comic
Apr 22, 2015Nimmo is basically Rick's ninja guardian angel.
Apr 23, 2015"My idea is to let this play out."
Apr 24, 2015What does distilled wizard taste like? It's not worth thinking about.
Apr 27, 2015Mantus seems to have mispronounced "a real dickweed" in that last panel.
Apr 28, 2015Nice to see him lose that smirk.
Apr 29, 2015Dick thinks anything he can't break with his foot is unbreakable. Yont's of the same mindset.
Apr 30, 2015Secretly, Pandora's feeling a bit left out.
May 01, 2015The End.
May 04, 2015This isn't even the weirdest thing to happen to Yont in the past hour.
May 05, 2015"I mean, he has fought the devil a few times."
May 06, 2015So that's where Chompers is at right now.
May 07, 2015Baba greets Hell with less distress than I greet Civil War reenactments.
May 08, 2015That just sounds like an excuse to eat legs.
May 11, 2015On the plus side, Sleeper Hold seems to be doing well.
May 12, 2015Doctor Science has had this conversation many times.
May 13, 2015If you want to be King Rick's friend, mention dragons.
May 14, 2015Our data shows that EVERY version of Rick who traverses dimensions talks about his feelings.
May 15, 2015That's right. Nimmo's a prince. It's canon.
May 18, 2015"Your mother was better at that kind of thing."
May 19, 2015Manea is surprised whenever Hades is the least bit cool.
May 20, 2015Who are these randos and why are they crashing my storyline?
May 21, 2015"She also called us dorks, so I won't feel too bad if it's actually her."
May 22, 2015Adorable Zombie Head does not appreciate the backstory here.
May 25, 2015"I'm sorry, which one of us has a pentagram on her forehead? Pretty sure it's me."
May 26, 2015Marea tried to tell that story at a party. It got awkward, especially with Manea going "Bang! Fwissssh! Pew pew pew!"
May 27, 2015Newspapers are very exciting in the superhero universe. Supervillains equal ratings.
May 28, 2015It's becoming clear that Doctor Science believes in learning by failure.
May 29, 2015Marea knows exactly what goes into being a superhero.
Jun 01, 2015Sadness's armageddon scenario is a bit anticlimactic.
Jun 02, 2015I bet Sadness could shrug if she really tried.
Jun 03, 2015I have missed this Manea. She's fun to write for.
Jun 04, 2015Chompers will solve all the world's problems with grabbing. Just watch.
Jun 05, 2015That little Lar is pretty sure all metaphors have rhyme schemes.
Jun 08, 2015To be fair, Baba has more reason to meditate about Hell than most people.
Jun 09, 2015Yes, the forest is just a green background. Don't look at me like that, YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS.
Jun 10, 2015I'm really starting to like that little spirit.
Jun 11, 2015"If I could drink, I'd really need a drink."
Jun 12, 2015Infinite canvas! Look upon my tower of words, ye mighty, and despair.
Jun 15, 2015The good news is, the black hides it well.
Jun 16, 2015"That actually makes a lot of sense, considering our relationship."
Jun 17, 2015Pandora is starting to think she shouldn't have answered the door.
Jun 18, 2015Filler art: Leap apart
Jun 19, 2015Feryal just calls 'em like she sees 'em.
Jun 22, 2015little funny, but I'm a sick man."">"Okay, I do find his suffering a little funny, but I'm a sick man."
Jun 23, 2015Pandora is not afraid to make a couple death gods be polite.
Jun 24, 2015Hades wasn't sure "being alive" would help the situation, but he thought it was worth a try.
Jun 25, 2015Maybe a ghost would have been easier. People don't ask ghosts that many questions.
Jun 26, 2015"Hell, I didn't have a life at all until ten minutes ago."
Jun 29, 2015This is like the third time I've bashed Romeo and Juliet on this site, and I'm so not slowing down.
Jun 30, 2015Wait 'til he gets to the next revelation. It'll knock him off his feet.
Jul 01, 2015"I'm pretty sure we could all do better."
Jul 02, 2015And Christmas was safe for another year.
Jul 03, 2015Nimmo's dad is really pushing for that father of the year award, huh?
Jul 06, 2015"She possesses a mastery of the English language rare in one so young!"
Jul 07, 2015"Roundabout and Skeevy" is the name of my punk rock band.
Jul 08, 2015Lord Downy's two modes are silent and yelling.
Jul 09, 2015Even fake Manea knows being fake isn't that weird.
Jul 10, 2015"Sperm Convention" is a terrible name for a band.
Jul 13, 2015Nimmo's sister is a very helpful hallucination. Perhaps she will someday have a name.
Jul 14, 2015"If someone had told you not to attack me with blood magic, we'd both be having a better day."
Jul 15, 2015Nimmo is straight up DONE with the cute plane.
Jul 16, 2015Adorable Zombie Head prioritizes.
Jul 17, 2015Filler Art Friday: Family Photo
Jul 20, 2015This is apparently the dimension of functional marriages.
Jul 21, 2015Most of my problems stem from how stupidly flammable I am.
Jul 22, 2015King Rick's only love is the sea dragons.
Jul 23, 2015There are surprisingly few poop jokes in this comic. I do that for you.
Jul 24, 2015This one's only funny if you have at least a passing knowledge of psychological history. COMICS!
Jul 27, 2015"Please let go of my balls now" is a phrase I hope I never have reason to say.
Jul 28, 2015King Rick's not worried about beating a mirror monster. They're made of glass.
Jul 29, 2015To be fair, Yont's got a pretty stabbable face.
Jul 30, 2015King Rick and Yont have an entire ballroom of junk they keep forgetting to sell.
Jul 31, 2015King Rick is in his element. King Rick's element is adventure!
Aug 03, 2015He's sneaky for a big guy.
Aug 04, 2015Chompers grabs his own severed limbs like a dancer. A DANCER, I SAY!
Aug 05, 2015Most of Yont's wizard secrets involves who totally has a crush on whom.
Aug 06, 2015"Bide time until Chompers pulls my legs off" never really took off as a party game.
Aug 07, 2015Miracles are rarely that happy to see you.
Aug 10, 2015Rick's pretty sure he's lost his game.
Aug 11, 2015Chompers is having a good day.
Aug 12, 2015List of wizard things: finding talking doors, setting hats on fire, miscellaneous other.
Aug 13, 2015Filler Art: The Navigator
Aug 14, 2015Your body isn't a temple. It's a door. Don't lie to me, door.
Aug 17, 2015Manea spent two panels just waiting to tell everybody about the sloths.
Aug 18, 2015Adorable Zombie Head solves every problem! Also he stole a cat.
Aug 19, 2015Some people would call an exploding sandwich overkill, but it goes surprisingly well with some ranch.
Aug 20, 2015I wanna learn more about that kid and the dragon. Tell me about that.
Aug 21, 2015Chompers is the answer to any given problem. Use that on your next math test, kids.
Aug 24, 2015Hahaha this is supposed to be a comedy what am I even doing.
Aug 25, 2015I can't think of any halfway decent advice Streak would have. You're on your own, Rick.
Aug 26, 2015This is an example of situational irony. Write that down, kids. There will be a test.
Aug 27, 2015I actually consider it a win that Pandora somehow still likes them.
Aug 28, 2015On an unrelated note: "small potato" was a nickname for one of Nimmo's brothers
Aug 31, 2015How'd she get the balloon in her house?
Sep 01, 2015"Technically they're many rugs, but she's still fond of them. Meow."
Sep 02, 2015That little cat looks like she could use the protein, frankly.
Sep 03, 2015Chompers' shocking revelation is that he's a communist.
Sep 04, 2015Nimmo is pretty sure he still has room to grow in certain aspects of his life. He is wise that way.
Sep 07, 2015Manea didn't listen to what the others said. She was busy working on her penis joke.
Sep 08, 2015Manea is ready to wage war against eyes. It is on.
Sep 09, 2015I'd watch more sports if more announcers were attacked with whips.
Sep 10, 2015Manea assembled that grappling hook friggin' QUICKLY.
Sep 11, 2015I'd argue, but she is an expert of when people do and do not die.
Sep 14, 2015Apparently the brain is vital. Live and learn.
Sep 15, 2015If all you have is a whiphook, everything looks like a...I don't know where I was going with this.
Sep 16, 2015We've established that Nimmo is dangerous with power.
Sep 17, 2015Manea just likes to be included.
Sep 18, 2015This is a reasonable thing to have nightmares about.
Sep 21, 2015Did...did you guys forget to do a comic today? Is that what this is?
Sep 22, 2015If I were Nimmo, I would not be exposing my soft green body to a cat's claws.
Sep 23, 2015Manea has unrealistic expectations about other people's subconsciousnesses.
Sep 24, 2015This is called tough love, imaginary readers.
Sep 25, 2015Filler Art: Roux Explores
Sep 28, 2015Sorry, Dick. That's a genie you can't put back in the bottle.
Sep 29, 2015Soreness as told through interpretive dance does sound terrible.
Sep 30, 2015Friggin' owls. They'll mess you up.
Oct 01, 2015Manea thinks a pushover is someone who doesn't like being whipped. She's of a different age.
Oct 02, 2015Top hat night: one size fits all! Apparently!
Oct 05, 2015"What about politics?" "Makes them worse, actually." "Figures."
Oct 06, 2015Baba doesn't know what do do with most cute things. It's an odd failing.
Oct 07, 2015That second panel may be the best thing I've ever written. I shall meditate on this.
Oct 08, 2015Rick's got an overabundance of large personalities in his life.
Oct 09, 2015Filler art: For the Cute Plane
Oct 12, 2015Manea is having fun. This is how she has fun.
Oct 13, 2015We've got everything we need right here: Magic, an arm, combat expertise, and something to make Thanksgiving awkward.
Oct 14, 2015I decided not to depict a bunch of tadpoles putting the hurt on a bunch of bunnies. This was a conscious decision I had to make.
Oct 15, 2015Lord Downy is accustomed to the finer things.
Oct 16, 2015Essence merging: sounds pretty gross. Maybe it isn't?
Oct 19, 2015Fen is not convincing me he's ready for a leadership role.
Oct 20, 2015Nimmo's dad is bad at many things. Including gloating.
Oct 21, 2015Nimmo's dad is a low-level enemy.
Oct 22, 2015Cheese it, it's the cat!
Oct 23, 2015That's pretty obvious, in retrospect. Bloodsport was basically a blood-jello golem.
Oct 26, 2015If you've never received an owl at the end of a date, you're missing out.
Oct 27, 2015"Ah, thirty seconds ago. It was a simpler time, when I was less sore."
Oct 28, 2015"Do you notice we get attacked a lot?" "I did notice that, somehow."
Oct 29, 2015I'll have you jerks know that artistic expression is VERY MUCH ENCOURAGED in most psychiatric hospitals.
Oct 30, 2015Feryal's nerves get a little frayed in October.
Nov 02, 2015Lord Downy is accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
Nov 03, 2015Yont has seen a lot of windmills in his time, and he's pretty sure they're up to something.
Nov 04, 2015Manea's got a lot of powers, and she's not treating this one any different.
Nov 05, 2015I have a lot of questions. Mostly about the origin of those scissors.
Nov 06, 2015Filler art: Lord Downy wins.
Nov 09, 2015I wonder how many of my comics end with the phrase "shut up." At least a few, I'd bet.
Nov 10, 2015I was writing this while being harassed by a cat, which was an annoying form of irony.
Nov 11, 2015I can only assume this is some sort of date. I have no idea how well it's going.
Nov 12, 2015Nimmo makes some fair points.
Nov 13, 2015Social groupings are pretty hilarious. There's no getting around that.
Nov 16, 2015It's possible that Yont is more excited about his flower than is generally considered appropriate.
Nov 17, 2015"I think I'm very clever and have insulted you, your mother, and your entire species. Cleverly."
Nov 18, 2015Lord Downy has lost control of this conversation.
Nov 19, 2015Lord Downy has not considered the possibility that Baba could just leave him there.
Nov 20, 2015Chompers must be getting his fire extinguisher refilled, or something.
Nov 23, 2015I think we all want Chompers to punch their way out of Hell.
Nov 24, 2015Way to bring the effort, guys.
Nov 25, 2015Good to see you too, Satan! Why do you look like a potato?
Nov 26, 2015Lord Downy has one job, but he does it well.
Nov 27, 2015That's Chompers's "fuck you" walk.
Nov 30, 2015Lord Downy is acutely aware that he's used the one weapon at his disposal.
Dec 01, 2015Yont is not Baba's first choice of Hell-buddy.
Dec 02, 2015Filler Art: Demon Swarm
Dec 03, 2015Yont is pretty into punching for a dude who may or may not have hands.
Dec 04, 2015I thought I'd been the first person to say zombiecatfished, but nope! The Internet, ladies and gentlemen!
Dec 07, 2015All in all, punching would have been less disturbing.
Dec 08, 2015Secret cats in every storyline from now on.
Dec 09, 2015If they combine their views, they could quest for pancakes. I can find no downside.
Dec 10, 2015Secretly, Manea has just found out about massages and is looking for an excuse to try it.
Dec 11, 2015"I did warn you that this would happen."
Dec 14, 2015Nobody has a good first superhero costume. I assume.
Dec 15, 2015Yaaaaay Christmas.
Dec 16, 2015"I wake up screaming as a favor to those who can't."
Dec 17, 2015This could be an oddly racist comic if you replaced "dragon" with a nationality.
Dec 18, 2015Filler art: Hugs
Dec 21, 2015Lord Downy makes a lot of blood related threats, but he's not great on follow-through.
Dec 22, 2015Cursed blood runes really just show how little thought went into the gift.
Dec 23, 2015The only possible reason nobody's burning you at the stake is they don't care.
Dec 24, 2015I think we can all agree that Nimmo's guess was overly optimistic.
Dec 25, 2015Baba takes her bonfires seriously. She is wise that way.
Dec 28, 2015It's not an instinct. It's a passion.
Dec 29, 2015They're using orneriness to be lazier! Those crafty bastards!
Dec 30, 2015Rick's having a good time.
Dec 31, 2015Chompers definitely keeps a dozen fire extinguishers in the house.
Jan 01, 2016The Theater Bats are bad at resolutions.
Jan 04, 2016Kitchen destruction: my new year theme, apparently.
Jan 05, 2016Baba was pretty cool back when she was a devil worshipper with a mysterious coloring book.
Jan 06, 2016Customer service golem is dedicated to its job.
Jan 07, 2016Tell me more of this moon temple, customer service golem.
Jan 08, 2016"The stabbing thing is getting old."
Jan 11, 2016That was a sick burn, Yont.
Jan 12, 2016As usual, Chompers has to fix everything. For instance, he's probably going to put that egg back.
Jan 13, 2016Guys, that punchline is way too deep a cut, and no one will find it funny on its own.
Jan 14, 2016Nimmo takes his TV time very seriously.
Jan 15, 2016Filler Art: Pool Day
Jan 18, 2016I can't see "talkative inside out sheep" being a very popular character, either.
Jan 19, 2016Truth be told, Dick's grasp of "morality and junk" still isn't great.
Jan 20, 2016If everyone found the prospect of being punched in the face pleasant, that would explain how superhero dimensions get formed.
Jan 21, 2016Someone needs to tell Marea that dress totally clashes with her complexion.
Jan 22, 2016I'm as surprised as anyone that Doctor Science has a medical degree.
Jan 25, 2016The scientific method results in blood snakes 100% of the time. FACT.
Jan 26, 2016That's good advice for life, too.
Jan 27, 2016Dick probably shouldn't complain about other people's paleness, frankly.
Jan 28, 2016Green Ninja is annoyingly good at his job.
Jan 29, 2016The design decision here was more blood. Villains get more blood.
Feb 01, 2016Dick was pretty sure he'd seen all magic: the red kind and the blue kind.
Feb 02, 2016This is all going very well. Blood magic is definitely weaksauce in this universe.
Feb 03, 2016Let's face it, you want a blood sword now. That's natural.
Feb 04, 2016Manea is pretty sure betraying her friends would be a ton of fun.
Feb 05, 2016Dick doesn't need to hear Bloodwing's life story. He's got stuff to do.
Feb 08, 2016I was worried Jump Start wouldn't do enough in this storyline, but she's got this covered.
Feb 09, 2016Secretly, Streak's pretty impressed with himself.
Feb 10, 2016"Put me in, coach! ...Doctor. Doctor Coach."
Feb 11, 2016Streak moves like a ballet dancer. This is because of a dance based supervillain battle a few years back.
Feb 12, 2016"What a weirdly phallic pillar of blood," I write, wondering where I went ̶w̶r̶o̶n̶g̶ right.
Feb 15, 2016Dick will talk about Bloodsport like he's a giant penis forever if I let him.
Feb 16, 2016Both Manea and Dick are feeling pretty proud of themselves.
Feb 17, 2016Green Ninja pretty much already thought Bloodwing was crazy, though.
Feb 18, 2016Green Ninja is being more "annoying" than "heroic."
Feb 19, 2016Cybernetic arms can solve basically any problem.
Feb 22, 2016Sleeper Hold is silently complaining about his day to Adorable Zombie Head, but you wouldn't know it.
Feb 23, 2016Green Ninja's dad hasn't met a problem he couldn't banish.
Feb 24, 2016Streak is pretty much done right now.
Feb 25, 2016One wonders why someone would need such a bag for anything, let alone a trip to Mexico.
Feb 26, 2016"Okay, some days I'm pretty proud."
Feb 29, 2016Then everyone died.
Mar 01, 2016Manea has opinions.
Mar 02, 2016Very few roommates are so bad that your living room fills with blood. This is a fundamental truth.
Mar 03, 2016"I am very disappointed by the lack of aliens in most other books."
Mar 04, 2016Nimmo just accepted that sad clown comment like it was nothing.
Mar 07, 2016Let's face it, her explanation could have been much more dire.
Mar 08, 2016Still better than the time they just made funny noises for four panels.
Mar 09, 2016This might be the first time I've used "egads" in a comic, which is a shame.
Mar 10, 2016Her roommate is a jerk. That's just fact.
Mar 11, 2016Baba is not used to having legs that short.
Mar 14, 2016When there's a large piece of wood in your chest, you start appreciating how your situation could be funnier.
Mar 15, 2016This does seem like a "witch" sort of problem, but Baba's a bit limited in that department right now.
Mar 16, 2016Impotent rage is an ugly color, Baba.
Mar 17, 2016Nimmo is done with this conversation.
Mar 18, 2016Hey, there's no talking cat in this comic! This SUCKS.
Mar 21, 2016Lord Downy: the worst owl? More at eleven.
Mar 22, 2016He'll do it, too.
Mar 23, 2016"Do you like elephants?"
Mar 24, 2016Nimmo was just resting his eyes. It's important that you know that.
Mar 25, 2016As we all know, blood always has useful things to say.
Mar 28, 2016Not to be confused with Megalomanea, Manea's final form.
Mar 29, 2016Rick has no idea Manea does either of those things.
Mar 30, 2016Tragedy has a pragmatic approach to medicine.
Mar 31, 2016Ha! He WISHES he was a duke.
Apr 01, 2016Yont's just got a ton of those wigs laying around.
Apr 04, 2016Writing poetry had simply not occurred to Hades until he found out a crazy person was doing it.
Apr 05, 2016The Seventies: too many laser related deaths?
Apr 06, 2016Nimmo was briefly way too into memes. It was very annoying.
Apr 07, 2016Science fact: surprisingly many points can be made with a cat on your face.
Apr 08, 2016The deal is they're GROSS.
Apr 11, 2016Lord Downy would be offended if he had any thoughts of other people at all.
Apr 12, 2016It's not even maimed. This is bullshit.
Apr 13, 2016Comedy is very secure in his ability to make jokes. Possibly he should not be.
Apr 14, 2016Chompers cannot relate.
Apr 15, 2016Manea does not consider herself an animal person.
Apr 18, 2016Nimmo just plays with empty bags sometimes. What? You're not better than him.
Apr 19, 2016I'm more surprised by anyone that they responded to criticism.
Apr 20, 2016Anansi had to get that second pair of sunglasses specially made. He's never regretted it.
Apr 21, 2016Anansi is having a good time.
Apr 22, 2016They have a garage because it'll get parents to buy the add-on car. That's how they get you.
Apr 25, 2016Anansi doesn't whisper because he's a foot tall spider, and subterfuge is basically out the window already.
Apr 26, 2016Anansi isn't talking to himself, he's talking to you. Because he is a professional storyteller.
Apr 27, 2016The Theater Bats react to tears like normal people react to giant spiders.
Apr 28, 2016Sadi was always the smart one. And the sad one, incidentally.
Apr 29, 2016Filler Art Friday: Anansi's Web
May 02, 2016Anansi has no interest in being taken seriously anyway.
May 03, 2016Merry and Anang are the hobos of talking.
May 04, 2016"Souri, where did you get that bear? This is a magical cage-house."
May 05, 2016Anansi is great. He has never questioned this fact.
May 06, 2016"Tell her you learned it reading. Reading's wholesome as fuck."
May 09, 2016Feryal's asking the hard questions today.
May 10, 2016Every friend the Theater Bats have is troublesome. This is the nature of friendship.
May 11, 2016You'd think Pandora would care more about the frozen guy, but she's pretty busy talking about string.
May 12, 2016Don't you DARE make Charon obsolete, guys! He's my best source of dry humor.
May 13, 2016To be fair, they thought of a bear. A bear would have worked.
May 16, 2016"Other kids draw more than one thing, guy."
May 17, 2016Manea has always kind of wanted a bed of living blood.
May 18, 2016I have no idea what potion Baba was brewing, or if this was the desired result.
May 19, 2016Gralik is having a bad afterlife.
May 20, 2016Yont will never be good at not poisoning people, but we all have our flaws.
May 23, 2016The Champions' rogues gallery is quickly getting out of hand.
May 24, 2016Bringing someone to the eighties would be a really expensive way to Rickroll them.
May 25, 2016Rick's idea sounds super boring. There's a reason he doesn't write the comic.
May 26, 2016Don't ask me how Downy managed to apply two different dyes. Maybe Bloodsport helped.
May 27, 2016Filler Art Friday: The Tennis Match
May 30, 2016"Hi" count: 4. "Nope" count: 13. Updates as events warrant.
May 31, 2016To be fair, Aphrodite was being intentionally gross.
Jun 01, 2016Nimmo also broke a death god's nose once. So that was cool.
Jun 02, 2016Is cheesecake a recurring gag if the only joke is that it exists?
Jun 03, 2016Aphrodite does not do frank, down-to-earth conversations. She does seduction and antics.
Jun 06, 2016Nimmo has OPINIONS. About BAD MOVIE TROPES.
Jun 07, 2016Rick doesn't think The Iliad is a particularly historically accurate story, but it still gives him pause.
Jun 08, 2016It is also cloudy, though, yes.
Jun 09, 2016The best stuff in today's comic clearly happened off-panel.
Jun 10, 2016The secret to dealing with blood sorcerers is making yourself appear bigger than them.
Jun 13, 2016Baba has all kinds of stories that we never hear about.
Jun 14, 2016"Love mystery" is a bit of a strong term, but Aphrodite likes to throw herself into her work.
Jun 15, 2016Aphrodite would know about Chompers if she didn't skip all of Manea's life that wasn't romance.
Jun 16, 2016Yont's really ramping up his indifference today.
Jun 17, 2016Yeah, but who doesn't?
Jun 20, 2016Manea has never played tennis, she's just seen Chompers do it.
Jun 21, 2016"Like, at least as intelligent as a horse."
Jun 22, 2016A hug is a promise to let go.
Jun 23, 2016Pretty sure I stole that joke from Firefly, but Rick's definitely seen Firefly, so that's fine.
Jun 24, 2016Quit being so gosh darned adorable, you two.
Jun 27, 2016Yup, that's the joke I went for. Grabbed right onto that low hanging fruit.
Jun 28, 2016Well, it's nice to know that they think of me. I guess.
Jun 29, 2016Owls don't have tear ducts, and Manea does not care.
Jun 30, 2016Rick just doesn't get why he keeps coming over if he can't play the games.
Jul 01, 2016The joke here is that everyone else understands. EVERYONE.
Jul 04, 2016Vacation Photos with Adorable Zombie Head
Jul 05, 2016That fridge is canonically six months old, and that mold has been growing in it the whole time.
Jul 06, 2016Hair does often get me existential.
Jul 07, 2016In any case, this teen romance game has gotten out of hand.
Jul 08, 2016Roux, meanwhile, is sleeping.
Jul 11, 2016Making a song featuring both bees and teeth sounds...daunting.
Jul 12, 2016In Rick's experience, cats and zombies are basically fearless.
Jul 13, 2016Tragedy has, in canon, eaten some gross stuff.
Jul 14, 2016Possibly Roux knew exactly what she was doing. Possibly she just wanted those rats.
Jul 15, 2016Burning things down is kind of Yont's go to move.
Jul 18, 2016Very few citizens of the Cute Plane have heads for the tedious work of community infrastructure.
Jul 19, 2016That's what I'm saying every time I leave a room from now on.
Jul 20, 2016Manea does not have a lot of healthy relationships with other women.
Jul 21, 2016Rick's been thrust into the hero role too often for his taste.
Jul 22, 2016Pretty sure what just happened is a sign of the end times.
Jul 25, 2016Playing Three Blind Mice to charm rats is only distantly ironic anyway, so they're probably safe.
Jul 26, 2016Baba hates The Notebook.
Jul 27, 2016Downy has a lot of people who hate him, but shockingly few who've made the decision to kill him.
Jul 28, 2016Someone is going to have to fish Roux out of Bloodsport, though.
Jul 29, 2016I have too many international readers to have just made that joke.
Aug 01, 2016Personally, I think Rick's pretty composed for a guy being ferried around by rats.
Aug 02, 2016Roux gets things done.
Aug 03, 2016The Theater Bats sleep outside all the time, anyway.
Aug 04, 2016Baba does not have a lot of one-on-one time with Manea, and that's how she likes it.
Aug 05, 2016Filler Art: Marshmallow Roast
Aug 08, 2016"Everything's fine if we don't examine it too closely."
Aug 09, 2016Tragedy's just still thinking about having stuffed his face over the weekend.
Aug 10, 2016The punchline is SADNESS.
Aug 11, 2016It's important for any description of Manea to be a touch creepy.
Aug 12, 2016Filler Art: Adorable Zombie Head vs. Bloodsport
Aug 15, 2016Lord Downy didn't inherit his title by working for it!
Aug 16, 2016The Theater Bats are still sore about that family thing. They'll be spending Thanksgiving with them.
Aug 17, 2016Satan's Instagram is insufferable.
Aug 18, 2016Yont makes his decisions out loud and in the moment, like a true professional.
Aug 19, 2016There are many things you need a butt to do.
Aug 22, 2016Look, you can't make a giant masseur without cracking a few spines.
Aug 23, 2016Tragedy's not reading that whole wall of text. He's got stuff to do.
Aug 24, 2016Just putting this here so you guys know who's low-key wondering if they should kill someone.
Aug 25, 2016The inside of Dick's mind is a pretty cool place nowadays.
Aug 26, 2016I don't regret the rhyming voice. And I am who matters.
Aug 29, 2016Dick spent a good few months as a vagrant, and having a permanent home still feels weird.
Aug 30, 2016Sleeper Hold is not afraid to go for the cheap laugh.
Aug 31, 2016Sure, Sleeper Hold can repair magical brooms. That's just a skill that he has.
Sep 01, 2016Dracula's actually pretty enamored with Manea. She finds this hilarious.
Sep 02, 2016Dick's hand can turn into a cross, and dammit, he's gonna use it!
Sep 05, 2016Jump Start picked an exceptionally baggy superhero costume, and she has no regrets.
Sep 06, 2016For all anyone knows Sleeper was TRYING to say, "Don't leave me here with all these demons."
Sep 07, 2016It's the green skin. It makes it so hard to tell.
Sep 08, 2016Dick has been a hero for just over a year and he's got "getting captured" down.
Sep 09, 2016Filler Art Friday: Sleeper Hold Fights Demons
Sep 12, 2016Yeah, that's right. It was this dude the whole time. No, he still doesn't get a name.
Sep 13, 2016Dick is having fun.
Sep 14, 2016Manea's not concerned with suddenly being in some dude's summoning circle. He doesn't have to be rude about it, though.
Sep 15, 2016It's very unlikely Adorable Zombie Head is biting his eyes. Those are... kisses.
Sep 16, 2016It's good for stories to have morals.
Sep 19, 2016Nimmo's pretty sure his dad wasn't a sociopath before he put on that crown.
Sep 20, 2016This happens at least twice a month.
Sep 21, 2016Manea needed to talk to Nimmo and little things like time and space weren't about to stop her.
Sep 22, 2016It's okay. Yesterday was pretty boring, anyway.
Sep 23, 2016Filler Art Friday: Chompers in the Rain
Sep 26, 2016This was a failed experiment. These two both hide and don't see each other for weeks.
Sep 27, 2016Smooth.
Sep 28, 2016His wing was broken in twelve places. It was hilarious.
Sep 29, 2016Also, you might meet an alchemist whose life is a metaphor for yours! Fun!
Sep 30, 2016Cards on the table, Chompers thought they were going to be doing something else.
Oct 03, 2016Nimmo can put on a ninja hood in no time flat. That's a big part of being a ninja.
Oct 04, 2016Dick's proclivity for postcards is well documented.
Oct 05, 2016Manea's happy place is not a good place to not be Manea.
Oct 06, 2016Filler Art: Hero Hangout
Oct 07, 2016Careful, Nimmo! That hat is questionably canon.
Oct 10, 2016Who's his competition? Hades? Odin? Get real, guys.
Oct 11, 2016Manea is always ready to spout some freestyle poetry. Manea's ready for a lot of things.
Oct 12, 2016Aw geez first she's rhyming now she's crying I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS, MANEA.
Oct 13, 2016Meanwhile, in Manea's head, she's riding a kraken on the moon.
Oct 14, 2016It's just as well. Stick figures shouldn't be doing finger guns, in general.
Oct 17, 2016Manea's darkest moments actually happen fairly frequently.
Oct 18, 2016Dick has been waiting to say that for three days now.
Oct 19, 2016Gods can conceive of some really good ice cream.
Oct 20, 2016Pandora's basically a more capable Rick, so Comedy's ranking is pretty well founded.
Oct 21, 2016Gardening, psh. Neither of those two could handle that excitement.
Oct 24, 2016I should bookmark this as a perfect picture of their relationship dynamic.
Oct 25, 2016"They said that about great thinkers, a title you don't qualify for."
Oct 26, 2016Well. This seems completely safe and will definitely end well.
Oct 27, 2016I don't understand their games.
Oct 28, 2016Man, this is just another time that everything ends in stabbing.
Oct 31, 2016I'm going to dub Manea and Chompers' costumes "past mistakes."
Nov 01, 2016Teleport dust! I guess it's a thing tadpoles have.
Nov 02, 2016What if Nimmo was inexplicably in the final panel of every comic from now on? World peace, I think.
Nov 03, 2016Remember Nimmo's dad, everyone? He's the worst.
Nov 04, 2016Lord Downy will use that money for crimes!
Nov 07, 2016At some point I'm going to spell Cottontale wrong. Keep an eye out for that, Vida.
Nov 08, 2016That's right. Take a long, hard look at your ridiculous names.
Nov 09, 2016"Count Bloodwing" was the most trustworthy name he could think of.
Nov 10, 2016The Duchess cuts an imposing figure.
Nov 11, 2016Downy is jealous. A magical monocle would be right in his aesthetic.
Nov 14, 2016Tiny shark friend: your little friend with a big bite!TM
Nov 15, 2016Rick is having fun.
Nov 16, 2016SUBTLETY.
Nov 17, 2016Everything sounds ominous coming from a giant rabbit. That's just science.
Nov 18, 2016Rabbits technically aren't rodents, but Lord Downy doesn't care.
Nov 21, 2016Rick has never been in a secret basement, but he's pretty sure this isn't how they usually work.
Nov 22, 2016Nothing scary in this basement. Just a couple rabbits looking to start a hive mind.
Nov 23, 2016Those rabbits are dangerously close to becoming regular cast members.
Nov 24, 2016Duchess Cottontale really took that "fought gods" thing at face value, huh?
Nov 25, 2016Filler Art Friday: Friggin' Rabbits, Man.
Nov 28, 2016"I set it up like it'd be funny, but it was just kind of sad."
Nov 29, 2016A bunch of rabbits stuck in bubblegum like it's amber is not very scary.
Nov 30, 2016They're not wrong.
Dec 01, 2016This might be the best exit for any character I've ever written.
Dec 02, 2016"My pain represents my regret."
Dec 05, 2016Comedy's ideal life happens to someone else.
Dec 06, 2016Manea is expecting a rough weekend, and wants to prevent that somehow.
Dec 07, 2016Chompers keeps his "no" stick around just for this reason.
Dec 08, 2016Filler Art: Hat Trick!
Dec 09, 2016That dragon was a jerk.
Dec 12, 2016I'm not clear on the type of medical professionals Whos have. Shamans? They might have shamans.
Dec 13, 2016Hats are good presents for superheroes because it brings the possibility of "alternate costume" toys.
Dec 14, 2016That's at least the second time I've used the word "miasma" in this comic.
Dec 15, 2016Nothing doing doing nothing.
Dec 16, 2016"I stand corrected."
Dec 19, 2016"It is my greatest weakness and my greatest strength."
Dec 20, 2016Nimmo might sound braggy, but his gift giving is pretty on point.
Dec 21, 2016There are so many things people ask Yont to stop doing.
Dec 22, 2016One wonders when and how Bloodsport read Dickens.
Dec 23, 2016I almost forgot three of my main characters while making this. That's where I'm at.
Dec 26, 2016Aunt Nancy is everyone's favorite aunt.
Dec 27, 2016Whether or not Manea actually has a soul is a matter of some debate.
Dec 28, 2016Nobody really knows why Baba keeps making those.
Dec 29, 2016Spoiler: Downy does not learn his lesson.
Dec 30, 2016"Or a car air freshener or whatever."
Jan 02, 2017Comics about death! Happy new year!
Jan 03, 2017"We do have to take the blame for many smaller evils."
Jan 04, 2017Nah, I bet Chompers could run a great salon.
Jan 05, 2017"I died majestically, I died an artist" is a great memoir name.
Jan 06, 2017Insert Title Here
Jan 09, 2017"I shall have to remember that when I plan my slow, painful revenge for his rudeness."
Jan 10, 2017Shouldn't have skimmed the back cover.
Jan 11, 2017Manea needs to examine her weird cat-based prejudices.
Jan 12, 2017Inserting nostalgia where it doesn't fit isn't nearly as difficult as getting it back out.
Jan 13, 2017This is what they do with their time when not singing about being green.
Jan 16, 2017Lord Downy doesn't have the time to figure out the relative strength of men.
Jan 17, 2017Stupid, but lovable!
Jan 18, 2017Doctor Science has seen some shit.
Jan 19, 2017Filler Art: Evil Jump Start
Jan 20, 2017They've got minerals and junk.
Jan 23, 2017Manea has a very strict moral code that she can't remember right now. Or ever, basically.
Jan 24, 2017"They're basically terrifying alternate versions of us, so."
Jan 25, 2017You might think he's just a misunderstood tadpole, but you'd be wrong.
Jan 26, 2017Evil Doctor Science is looking a bit peaky.
Jan 27, 2017Satan asked for a family size bag of Fritos in exchange for Doctor Science's soul. He'd had the munchies.
Jan 30, 2017Manea doesn't know a lot about vampires and doesn't care to find out.
Jan 31, 2017Pretty sure this is the first incarnation of Baba to say "what a world." Don't know how I feel about that.
Feb 01, 2017Too bad The Oryx only got a name after an off-screen cameo in his third universe.
Feb 02, 2017The good news is, that's one less thing to worry about.
Feb 03, 2017Manea is willing to be anybody's kill friend. I cannot stress enough how much she has no moral code.
Feb 06, 2017This is how I finally kill Dick.
Feb 07, 2017It's good to have an optimistic outlook on life when it's about to end.
Feb 08, 2017"This is self-defense. You know, kind of."
Feb 09, 2017Manea may have gotten off-track at some point.
Feb 10, 2017"Maim Slash Murder" would be a good name for a slasher flick.
Feb 13, 2017Manea quite enjoys her moments of lucidity. They break up the monotony.
Feb 14, 2017Probably the best Valentine's Day comic ever written.
Feb 15, 2017I've been waiting pretty much the whole storyline for that half-eaten brick to come back into play.
Feb 16, 2017Pun emergencies happen as often as regular emergencies in superhero universes.
Feb 17, 2017That's probably gonna be fine.
Feb 20, 2017Fen's playing the long game.
Feb 21, 2017"I think it had something to do with pugs?"
Feb 22, 2017"Your best friend is literally just blood."
Feb 23, 2017People like twenty panel long comics of mostly song lyrics, right?
Feb 24, 2017Roux's having a good day.
Feb 27, 2017Yont is capable of being self righteous for about three seconds before someone knocks him off his high horse.
Feb 28, 2017Not exactly the most uplifting goal in the world.
Mar 01, 2017"Maybe they'd be cute if they kept their mouths shut."
Mar 02, 2017Baba's got a few regrets.
Mar 03, 2017Yont was ready for this science experiment to become a party, but it wasn't to be.
Mar 06, 2017These questions can never, will never be answered.
Mar 07, 2017Nimmo knows just enough about hair to know that this is weird.
Mar 08, 2017Going for that high-class humor today.
Mar 09, 2017Rick's nightmares are diverse and colorful.
Mar 10, 2017"Time travel is my thing, man!"
Mar 13, 2017Think about it. They're two extra holes in your head.
Mar 14, 2017Rick has embraced his dimensional twin's idea of having an emergency kilt.
Mar 15, 2017Children should really not go near any of the houses in this neighborhood.
Mar 16, 2017Just normal human stuff happening over here.
Mar 17, 2017This comic would have a very different tone if Rick had had to call Child Protective Services.
Mar 20, 2017The good news is she's not a witch.
Mar 21, 2017Parent secrets are the most sought after secrets of all.
Mar 22, 2017"It was like five minutes ago."
Mar 23, 2017Downy has his limits. Like when someone makes a credible threat to eat him.
Mar 24, 2017Carrie privately believes she deserves a better rogues gallery.
Mar 27, 2017Carrie has an undeveloped sense of irony.
Mar 28, 2017In this comic, it'd be weird for her to actually have taken a normal mode of transportation.
Mar 29, 2017Well. That's a damning commentary on my mental well being.
Mar 30, 2017"Its depiction of teenagers from Kansas is pretty spot-on, though."
Mar 31, 2017That's gonna have some small consequences.
Apr 03, 2017Grabbing at that low hanging fruit today.
Apr 04, 2017"Or if it could only be traced to me in a deniable way."
Apr 05, 2017It's for schadenfreude. Comedy is simple in that way.
Apr 06, 2017"Once I scared the ground, but it wouldn't let me back down."
Apr 07, 2017Chompers has an amazing social life.
Apr 10, 2017This is another one of those comics that would be messed up with realistic art.
Apr 11, 2017Baba spent a long time with very archaic views of witchcraft.
Apr 12, 2017Mostly to cash in on all the merchandising Watterson never did, though.
Apr 13, 2017"I thought it was because of the molting."
Apr 14, 2017"Every moment of lucidity is a moment of pain."
Apr 17, 2017I said I'd stop thinking about The Wizard of Oz, but it turns out I lied.
Apr 18, 2017"It gives the impression that I have a jawline."
Apr 19, 2017Fen underestimates his siblings a lot.
Apr 20, 2017Filler Art: Chaz was not ready for this.
Apr 21, 2017How that sloth got to the front of the line is anybody's guess.
Apr 24, 2017It's entirely possible that no one on-panel has any idea what's going on.
Apr 25, 2017Originally Mable just had a table, but half of her fans couldn't reach her.
Apr 26, 2017Nimmo keeps calm in emergencies involving some guy he don't like very much.
Apr 27, 2017Nimmo is secretly very responsible.
Apr 28, 2017Manea's games end in decapitation more than they probably should.
May 01, 2017Every conversation Dick has with Streak makes him uncomfortable, so he's leaning into it.
May 02, 2017"Making sure a giant monster double-checks your morals makes you a good person."
May 03, 2017Manea is good at poetry because all good poetry is written by crazy people.
May 04, 2017Failing either of those, you can always live in denial.
May 05, 2017Part of Yont's hindbrain screams whenever Chompers enters a room.
May 08, 2017In contrast, Nimmo's pretty sure Roux only likes him because he's a giant fish.
May 09, 2017People might like Downy more if he spent less time yelling at blood. Maybe.
May 10, 2017"Guess I can really splay now."
May 11, 2017Those ants are definitely more interesting than whatever all this is.
May 12, 2017Chompers enjoys long bubble baths.
May 15, 2017Tragedy has very specific ideas about how disdainful he should be at any given time. At all times, really.
May 16, 2017Also, Rick's cure for boredom is board games, and Comedy isn't feeling that right now.
May 17, 2017Comics about death! This is how Peanuts got so popular.
May 18, 2017Yont knows exactly how he's going to die.
May 19, 2017Chompers is our first and last line of defense against these situations.
May 22, 2017Okay, bye.
May 23, 2017Tiny shark friend is as useful as he is a tiny shark.
May 24, 2017Tragedy's always low-key worried about inciting action.
May 25, 2017Baba has said that sentence to herself more often than she'd like to admit.
May 26, 2017Nimmo's understanding like that.
May 29, 2017"See, this is why I don't like you."
May 30, 2017"I don't know what I expected from that conversation."
May 31, 2017Lord Downy has terrible a bedside manner.
Jun 01, 2017Yont's body is magical, and that's not a good thing.
Jun 02, 2017"Every time I elbow you in the face we get one step closer to our climactic final battle!"
Jun 05, 2017Tiny shark friend is also magically connected to that bag, but I don't know how crucial that information is.
Jun 06, 2017Lord Downy just has the blood thing, and dammit, he's going to use the blood thing!
Jun 07, 2017I wonder if I'll ever need a giant stomach again. Time will tell.
Jun 08, 2017That's a quantum entanglement reference for y'all. You're welcome.
Jun 09, 2017The grass is always greener outside of the wizard's stomach.
Jun 12, 2017"Me big sellout like that."
Jun 13, 2017Sincerity is overrated.
Jun 14, 2017"On the other hand, now I know what it's like to be you."
Jun 15, 2017Sometimes Bloodsport thinks about feet. Only a monster would fault it that.
Jun 16, 2017In the next panel, Chompers realizes he has a point, and hands her over.
Jun 19, 2017Baba counts it as a win if it's not screaming.
Jun 20, 2017"I shall rain death on all parades!"
Jun 21, 2017This prank never really had a lot of traction.
Jun 22, 2017Almost.
Jun 23, 2017"Plus he looks like the bad guy from Indiana Jones."
Jun 26, 2017These are the hazards of game night.
Jun 27, 2017He can do that whenever, though.
Jun 28, 2017That's not usually considered a great start.
Jun 29, 2017Manea's just going to ride that wave of destruction for a week.
Jun 30, 2017Chompers seems worried by her level of commitment to the truth.
Jul 03, 2017Nimmo is like a high schooler in that he has many negative opinions about the greatest English writer of all time.
Jul 04, 2017I'd be really worried if Rick *didn't* get nightmares.
Jul 05, 2017"Too bad we've lost touch and will never know who may or may not have died."
Jul 06, 2017Manea is a tortured artist.
Jul 07, 2017See, it means two things.
Jul 10, 2017Filler Art: Rooted
Jul 11, 2017Baba hates dead Puritans, as a general rule.
Jul 12, 2017"Perhaps the gelatin would like to buy something. We have some fresh strawberries."
Jul 13, 2017I think that golem is negging now.
Jul 14, 2017Lord Downy does not tolerate self-preservation in his minions.
Jul 17, 2017Which in turn raises some red flags about the viability of owls as roommates.
Jul 18, 2017"Not that you're a person."
Jul 19, 2017I think the hormones worked.
Jul 20, 2017"Until it was too late?" "Before your imminent doom?" No, wait! "Until you were plant food!"
Jul 21, 2017Understanding things is overrated.
Jul 24, 2017Mentally unstable, that is.
Jul 25, 2017Filler Art: Caged
Jul 26, 2017The worst part is much of this is right on the button.
Jul 27, 2017These are the important questions.
Jul 28, 2017That's a safe reaction.
Jul 31, 2017I don't appreciate this targeted attack. Other people read this, you know.
Aug 01, 2017Which would probably be fine. That's a weird place for a cat to be, anyway.
Aug 02, 2017Manea should not be allowed to go anywhere for any reason.
Aug 03, 2017Same.
Aug 04, 2017This probably would have been more appropriate if he was bleeding from the eye.
Aug 07, 2017Tragedy's definition of "accomplished" might need a little bit of work.
Aug 08, 2017He's also definitely done meaner things.
Aug 09, 2017This period of time would later become known as "The Dark Ages."
Aug 10, 2017Bodies! SOMETIMES THEY'RE GROSS.
Aug 11, 2017That ceiling is crazy high, you don't even know.
Aug 14, 2017Anything's a weird thing for a bird to say, technically.
Aug 15, 2017Manea does not like sharing her living space.
Aug 16, 2017"It would be polite of you to laugh."
Aug 17, 2017I spent an inordinate amount of time drawing a tiger's face for my stick figure webcomic.
Aug 18, 2017"Am I the villain of an eighties movie?"
Aug 21, 2017"We've all thought about it."
Aug 22, 2017The good news is, it's almost definitely not her husband again.
Aug 23, 2017This particular team-up could only end well.
Aug 24, 2017Ah, simpler times.
Aug 25, 2017Tiger can kill children on his own. This is the worst thing about Tiger.
Aug 28, 2017Carrie and Maximilian's relationship is based on a constant, mutual lack of respect.
Aug 29, 2017Carrie may have been a touch trigger happy here.
Aug 30, 2017Filler Art: Shadow Tiger
Aug 31, 2017Tragedy is being devoured by some sort of mysterious black goo and let's face it, that's probably fine.
Sep 01, 2017"But no one has ever given me such a compelling reason to do so again."
Sep 04, 2017Anansi's den is covered in Tiger skin. It's pretty upsetting.
Sep 05, 2017Tiger's den is full of Spider arms. It is SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE THAN ANANSI'S DEN.
Sep 06, 2017Prism Girl Turquoise understands her limitations vis-a-vis punching tigers.
Sep 07, 2017Just like Elmer Fudd.
Sep 08, 2017"Of course my life is terrible! Did you not hear the spider thing!?"
Sep 11, 2017Once tigers start crawling away on spider legs, everything else seems unimportant.
Sep 12, 2017Anansi likes his plans to have a certain amount of cosplay, in general.
Sep 13, 2017They would know. Carrie's got a sloth on her back.
Sep 14, 2017Things threaten to eat Turquoise all the time. It doesn't faze her.
Sep 15, 2017DO NOT QUESTION THE LASERS!
Sep 18, 2017KIDNEY DEVOURING! Starting the week off strong.
Sep 19, 2017True friends shoot lightning.
Sep 20, 2017I have no idea the actual size of a tiger kidney. I googled it but got NOWHERE.
Sep 21, 2017One of Nimmo's gimmicks is getting changed quickly.
Sep 22, 2017"Now I have to tell them."
Sep 25, 2017"I like to keep in touch with the little people."
Sep 26, 2017Baba hasn't had a free weekend in three years.
Sep 27, 2017"I tell him symbology is stupid. He tells me to shut up."
Sep 28, 2017Chompers was not aware that this needed to be said.
Sep 29, 2017Streak's honesty is why he's team leader.
Oct 02, 2017Filler Art: Smoking.
Oct 03, 2017Hugs and helplessness! COMEDY GOLD.
Oct 04, 2017Tragedy's sick of not rollin' in it.
Oct 05, 2017Baba asks the important questions.
Oct 06, 2017Actually, neither of them do. Chompers didn't go to middle school, and Yont has Swiss cheese brain.
Oct 09, 2017She has.
Oct 10, 2017Also the only woman in the story dies for having dreams, so that's not great.
Oct 11, 2017This was their whole day.
Oct 12, 2017Not that they use any of those sites. The buzzword of social media is "social."
Oct 13, 2017Manea only really likes art with dead things in it, anyway.
Oct 16, 2017That was actually the best night's sleep Rick has had in a long time.
Oct 17, 2017Manea pulls it away. It's hilarious.
Oct 18, 2017Downy's been going through some changes.
Oct 19, 2017Oryx! I'd been pretty sure he died. Horribly.
Oct 20, 2017To be fair, it's a nice couch.
Oct 23, 2017Filler Art: Drip
Oct 24, 2017Downy has a modicum of power, and dang it, he's going to abuse as best he can!
Oct 25, 2017Downy firmly believes in a strong scientific education.
Oct 26, 2017Fen is a coup hipster.
Oct 27, 2017What? He said wonderful!
Oct 30, 2017Yont is supremely unqualified to accept this responsibility.
Oct 31, 2017You can tell this is a Halloween comic because there's a flesh golem.
Nov 01, 2017You don't make a flesh golem for its problem solving abilities.
Nov 02, 2017Oryx didn't sign up for this Ninja Warrior nonsense.
Nov 03, 2017If Oryx didn't hate himself, he'd probably be dead.
Nov 06, 2017Behold: the power of reading!
Nov 07, 2017That flesh golem is going to die now, if that's okay with everyone.
Nov 08, 2017"You'll start getting bored."
Nov 09, 2017Jamie is, in fact, starting to get bored.
Nov 10, 2017Any problem can be solved with lightning! Of this I am sure.
Nov 13, 2017Hey, could be worse. That could be your blood.
Nov 14, 2017There may be a certain relationship that Downy should redefine.
Nov 15, 2017Manea's body is a wonderland of horror.
Nov 16, 2017Inspired By A Softer World
Nov 17, 2017Realistically, they could ask their god friend, but they probably wouldn't like the answer.
Nov 20, 2017It's still four days until garbage pickup.
Nov 21, 2017Aphrodite doesn't understand why someone would go on a hot air balloon ride and not kiss anybody.
Nov 22, 2017Nimmo lives a charmed life.
Nov 23, 2017Admittedly, some projects are more important than others.
Nov 24, 2017Manea watches everyone's sleep patterns. Like any good friend.
Nov 27, 2017This is how blood feuds start.
Nov 28, 2017Manea might be making some key assumptions about how talented unicorns are on the court.
Nov 29, 2017And he was never let down again.
Nov 30, 2017Strictly speaking, The Elephant Song's not sad.
Dec 01, 2017Baba and Roux's relationship has just gotten rocky.
Dec 04, 2017And then Lord Downy died.
Dec 05, 2017Everything that just happened was cold and calculated and definitely not a panicked, shameful reaction.
Dec 06, 2017"When I am engulfed in waterproof fire, for instance, is a bad time."
Dec 07, 2017Comedy knows exactly how much people don't want him around. This is his best quality.
Dec 08, 2017They tied those ropes pretty impressively with those claws.
Dec 11, 2017Pretty sure that's how Nimmo hugs.
Dec 12, 2017That seems like one of those "obviously doomed" projects, anyway.
Dec 13, 2017Man, if only.
Dec 14, 2017Roux kills for sport.
Dec 15, 2017It could be both, but that asks for a certain amount of emotional complexity that I'm not sure I can deliver.
Dec 18, 2017"They did help me get downstairs, though."
Dec 19, 2017Manea has no idea what victim blaming is.
Dec 20, 2017Cannibalism is old news.
Dec 21, 2017"Weird how you rely on a prepubescent frog to get you out of danger" is also a poor compliment.
Dec 22, 2017And somehow, he always leaves the job of untangling them to the guy with tentacles.
Dec 25, 2017Christmas: Probably not trying to kill you.
Dec 26, 2017Can confirm.
Dec 27, 2017He's like a wild dog that's also a rotting human head.
Dec 28, 2017This is one of those lessons that can be applied to any situation.
Dec 29, 2017Velvety and deadly.
Jan 01, 2018Take the wins you can, imaginary readers.
Jan 02, 2018Manea's wanted to go to a wizard party for almost one whole minute now.
Jan 03, 2018Alcoholic wizards are...probably fine. Probably not super dangerous at all.
Jan 04, 2018we wizards," Manea continues, incognito.">"I mean, we wizards," Manea continues, incognito.
Jan 05, 2018Well, she's not wrong.
Jan 08, 2018The Crazy Train is a real train and it is no laughing matter.
Jan 09, 2018I Googled it and somehow there's not already a Wizcon? Dropped ball, in my opinion.
Jan 10, 2018This is a weird family. I'm not certain anyone here is the same species.
Jan 11, 2018Attention span of a goldfish, that one.
Jan 12, 2018Filler Art Friday: Wizard Manea
Jan 15, 2018To swim in, Rick. Come on.
Jan 16, 2018That's really more true for the big guy, but I'll let them have this.
Jan 17, 2018Oryx is evil, but he's low-level evil. Like raisin cookies.
Jan 18, 2018"Let me tell you about all of my problems."
Jan 19, 2018This moment of self-reflection brought to you by bad decisions.
Jan 22, 2018That is a very accommodating tree wizard.
Jan 23, 2018"I went to some party so I'd have an excuse to make them."
Jan 24, 2018ANNUAL SLOTHFEST.
Jan 25, 2018Dang, why didn't we see that party? Dropped ball.
Jan 26, 2018I think you precisely that fickle, Nimmo.
Jan 29, 2018Seems like a real choking hazard.
Jan 30, 2018What does a single decomposing head do with a day out, anyway?
Jan 31, 2018Princesses are ripe for cursing.
Feb 01, 2018"You're also magic as heck, so don't even start."
Feb 02, 2018Filler Art Friday: Face Paint
Feb 05, 2018Comedy confirmed as anti-Lunchables.
Feb 06, 2018This is called a "silent protest."
Feb 07, 2018You can tell they're friends because they're always teaching each other stuff.
Feb 08, 2018Manea brews some very bad tea.
Feb 09, 2018The squirrels in the gutters, though? Those guys are asking for it.
Feb 12, 2018His cunning knows no bounds.
Feb 13, 2018Even if he really died, there was a solid chance he'd be back in four months.
Feb 14, 2018So nasty.
Feb 15, 2018"I told you you couldn't listen if you were gonna try that armchair psychology."
Feb 16, 2018Baba thinks of others.
Feb 19, 2018If you think about it, he's showing a lot of optimism toward the future.
Feb 20, 2018We're all going to have to accept that the basilisk fight was cool.
Feb 21, 2018Roux doesn't like this. This should not be happening to Roux.
Feb 22, 2018This is a tempered reaction.
Feb 23, 2018Filler Art Friday: Flower Dance
Feb 26, 2018Tragedy isn't afraid of your dramatic irony.
Feb 27, 2018Maximilian is the worst kind of anthropomorphic animal roommate.
Feb 28, 2018In Turquoise's defense, fractions are pretty scary.
Mar 01, 2018Nimmo gets bored quickly.
Mar 02, 2018Perhaps associating clothes and emergencies is what drove Rick to nudity in the first place. BREAKTHROUGH!
Mar 05, 2018Baba measures all time by awkward conversations. It's a surprisingly reliable system.
Mar 06, 2018All denizens of the Cute Plane can access hammerspace. Roux naps there.
Mar 07, 2018Joan likes this costume slightly more than she likes her brother right now.
Mar 08, 2018Trystine is cursed with friends too sincere to appreciate her sarcasm.
Mar 09, 2018Maximilian is an integral member of the team.
Mar 12, 2018I haven't written or designed Joan's old team, but I'm pretty sure one of them had mime powers.
Mar 13, 2018The magical monocle is able to instantly identify what is and isn't a robot. This is one of the many perks of the magical monocle.
Mar 14, 2018This is a question that's long plagued Baba.
Mar 15, 2018If Trystine had expected this to work, she would have thought of a second step.
Mar 16, 2018She was just so excited about that portmanteau!
Mar 19, 2018The trap doesn't work if you're faster than the spring.
Mar 20, 2018Baba's still pretty sure this sloth is going to kill her.
Mar 21, 2018Joan wants that monocle. The ability to instantly detect robots would be very useful to her.
Mar 22, 2018Seems like she probably just could have broken the icicles? No one can accuse these children of making good decisions.
Mar 23, 2018And one of them still should have hurt like hell.
Mar 26, 2018Sometimes fighting a giant tiger is the best way to learn. Not usually, though.
Mar 27, 2018Joan and Rick have had a very uncomfortable journey.
Mar 28, 2018Max messed up.
Mar 29, 2018Joan has had stalkers in a variety of weird get-ups, but not usually weirder than hers.
Mar 30, 2018Baba didn't mean to speak down to these girls, she just likes to mangle famous quotes.
Apr 02, 2018Any defeat is a victory if you redefine your terms enough.
Apr 03, 2018Baba has stayed alive this long by knowing when to get outta dodge.
Apr 04, 2018To be fair, dogs may try to keep secrets, but they're bad at it.
Apr 05, 2018Manea grabs people with smoke in a mostly unconscious and always passive-aggressive gambit.
Apr 06, 2018Yont hasn't slept in thirty-six hours.
Apr 09, 2018Would that everyone had friends willing to tell them they're wrong.
Apr 10, 2018Dick is not ready for this kind of commitment.
Apr 11, 2018Manea has so many delusions already, but this is one she treasures.
Apr 12, 2018Rick is not built for modern gaming.
Apr 13, 2018Filler Art Friday: Serpent-Thing
Apr 16, 2018Baba has suffered in silence for too long.
Apr 17, 2018Two beat panels!? I've gone mad with power.
Apr 18, 2018Adorable Zombie Head is helping!
Apr 19, 2018"It's the most recent violence that's important."
Apr 20, 2018A flamethrower he's been itching to use, no less!
Apr 23, 2018Being into eternal torture is pretty vanilla, actually.
Apr 24, 2018Yont doesn't even have a game console. He just has a single, slightly cursed game.
Apr 25, 2018Then an old man spends five minutes teaching them to catch Pokemon.
Apr 26, 2018Comedy and Tragedy pause the game when they show up. That's why Rick's not pulp right now.
Apr 27, 2018The nature of Adorable Zombie Head's bloodlust has, historically, been hard to pin down.
Apr 30, 2018Nimmo, that is blatant waste of shurikens.
May 01, 2018Manea is most comfortable in chaos that she's created.
May 02, 2018Nimmo's team is stacked.
May 03, 2018This does seem like an astoundingly good time to talk about feelings, actually.
May 04, 2018Filler Art: Helizombie
May 07, 2018I often think about the fact that Joan has another brother she's never met.
May 08, 2018Being a god is knowing exactly what will set people off and doing it anyway.
May 09, 2018Keep your friends close, and your people with katanas closer.
May 10, 2018Manea was pretty sure she was good at making stuff dead.
May 11, 2018Adorable Zombie Head likes Giant Friend.
May 14, 2018Customer Service Golem is going to be let down when he finds out Manea isn't completely satisfied.
May 15, 2018Group Effort
May 16, 2018Doki Doki Undead is a very unforgiving dating sim.
May 17, 2018Magnets wreak havoc with techno-magic.
May 18, 2018Yont has crazy high ceilings and Chompers is gonna USE 'em.
May 21, 2018Tragedy has never received a gift without someone else feeling regret.
May 22, 2018"Tell me more of the radditude of this woodland creature."
May 23, 2018He's finally got that taste for flesh!
May 24, 2018Doctor Science does not approve of Dick's promiscuity.
May 25, 2018It usually is.
May 28, 2018Then she eats all the ice cream. Nimmo doesn't get any.
May 29, 2018Roux fears nothing. Sometimes she is just wary.
May 30, 2018I feel like my effectiveness is the result of a constant need to fill time with projects, personally.
May 31, 2018Adorable Zombie Head heard iron is good for you. He is very literal and regrets nothing.
Jun 01, 2018Every success is the result of countless failures.
Jun 04, 2018Manea knows a thing or two about being unreasonable, so she's a good source.
Jun 05, 2018This is not going at all like The Oryx planned.
Jun 06, 2018It's not very much like a telegram at all.
Jun 07, 2018Barely.
Jun 08, 2018I suddenly remembered while writing this that Dick swears at the drop of a hat.
Jun 11, 2018We glossed over some pretty complicated information in panel two.
Jun 12, 2018Considering how long he spent in Hell, you'd think he'd be more careful about this stuff.
Jun 13, 2018Dick's tendency to make fun of tragic backstories is why he's not popular with the villains.
Jun 14, 2018What would Dick even do with someone else's soul?
Jun 15, 2018"Also, it wouldn't have my dazzling personality."
Jun 18, 2018Carol likes you! You should like that Carol likes you.
Jun 19, 2018It's true, I heard him.
Jun 20, 2018The best jokes can be proved mathematically.
Jun 21, 2018Dick has seen a lot of ten foot vertical leaps, but mostly from people in masks.
Jun 22, 2018They didn't even get to monologue.
Jun 25, 2018C'mon, be fair. It's not like the whole dimension voted.
Jun 26, 2018Carol loves good gossip.
Jun 27, 2018"Five, maybe seven."
Jun 28, 2018Puffin volleyball is huge in the Cute Plane.
Jun 29, 2018"Lots of cute things eat poop, actually."
Jul 02, 2018This is true for anyone who dies in another dimension. You've been warned.
Jul 03, 2018Keeping it classy here at inspired by true events dot org.
Jul 04, 2018I'm sure they'll get up eventually.
Jul 05, 2018There are quite a few sky gods who are not thrilled about Manea being so close to them.
Jul 06, 2018He was trying to use his nose like an elephant does.
Jul 09, 2018Either is equally likely.
Jul 10, 2018Every conversation with Downy is a warning sign for at least three personality disorders.
Jul 11, 2018I can't even comprehend how bloodsport could help with that.
Jul 12, 2018This is not the first time someone has tried to eat Downy, and it won't be the last.
Jul 13, 2018*Glorp* is also the sound the king will make when he eats Downy.
Jul 14, 2018Both Downy and the king deserve what's happening to them.
Jul 16, 2018Oryx is at the "death threats" stage. Everyone who has been around Downy goes through it.
Jul 17, 2018Bloodsport is spoiled.
Jul 18, 2018"There was a line, and she crossed it. The line was on my face."
Jul 19, 2018He's not missing out on much, frankly.
Jul 20, 2018That's a rare moment of self-assessment.
Jul 23, 2018"Oh, good. I was worried it might be something I didn't want all over my floor."
Jul 24, 2018And they did.
Jul 25, 2018Certainly not a dangerous pair to have together.
Jul 26, 2018It's a character flaw that's been brought up before.
Jul 27, 2018Aphrodite's hair might be a little too much, but some would say that fits her perfectly.
Jul 30, 2018Aphrodite loves slushies. This will never come up again.
Jul 31, 2018You know, I'm not sure Shadow Master has the screen presence to be in a comic alone.
Aug 01, 2018It's irrational to fear spiders. It's very rational to fear Anansi.
Aug 02, 2018Aphrodite is not a martial goddess.
Aug 03, 2018Picking up a tiger is among the sexiest things you can do.
Aug 13, 2018Aphrodite has made a miscalculation.
Aug 14, 2018Aphrodite lives in a castle in the clouds on top of a big mountain, but that's kind of a mouthful to say.
Aug 15, 2018It might be me, but that seems like a pretty unpleasant brunch.
Aug 16, 2018Manea would be a great assassin if she could remember about actions and consequences.
Aug 17, 2018Aphrodite has never been to the Underworld, but if it was a cool place to be, she'd be there now.
Aug 20, 2018"If they were going to eat us, they would have done it already."
Aug 21, 2018I don't know if that's true, but it certainly didn't hurt.
Aug 22, 2018Every time Shadow Master remembers he can be foiled by the act of flipping a light switch, he dies a little inside.
Aug 23, 2018This theory has not been peer reviewed.
Aug 24, 2018It's almost like she has a problem with her friend calling her home a dump.
Aug 27, 2018Good to see these two are doing well, I guess.
Aug 28, 2018Spectacularly bad ideas are another one of Manea's things.
Aug 29, 2018Some of the ripples of Romeo and Juliet have been really weird and bad, but that's just the way the game is played.
Aug 30, 2018Baba is asking the wrong question.
Aug 31, 2018Sharing is caring.
Sep 03, 2018He'd actually prefer a pizza.
Sep 04, 2018Super intense stuff. Trust me.
Sep 05, 2018Chompers, being the only one here who has experienced time non-linearly, wisely stays silent.
Sep 06, 2018Tragedy has a point, which says something about his quality of life.
Sep 07, 2018One of those qualities is not having legs.
Sep 10, 2018Bees represent a hopeful future. No pressure, bees.
Sep 11, 2018All right, some actions are more fathomable than others.
Sep 12, 2018Of the cast of this comic, Rick would probably make the worst vampire king.
Sep 13, 2018Boy howdy Chompers has a weird biology.
Sep 14, 2018You can't go home again. Without a lot of blood involved.
Sep 17, 2018Being fair to Joan, she does know a thing or two about mortal danger.
Sep 18, 2018If it was a contest Joan would win, which is why she's not bothering to make it one.
Sep 19, 2018Nimmo doesn't have that Sherlock Holmes hat for nothing.
Sep 20, 2018Yont is comfortable enough in his masculinity to have a list of women he's afraid of.
Sep 21, 2018This is not the first time Joan has crossed dimensions.
Sep 24, 2018Tarzan is a an expert in close-up magic.
Sep 25, 2018Semi-benevolence is the most we can expect from anyone, really.
Sep 26, 2018This family reunion/costume party is going great so far.
Sep 27, 2018Oscar Wilde doesn't exist in the superhero universe either, so Dick has a lot of great quotes to plagiarize.
Sep 28, 2018"Our sister is right there. Don't talk about the times we were screwed."
Oct 01, 2018"It's in that blue building. Anything else you see is irrelevant."
Oct 02, 2018That's a hard thing to prove, though.
Oct 03, 2018Rick should appreciate how rare it is to get friendly advice from someone who openly admits to being evil.
Oct 04, 2018Dick might be minimizing just how much of jerk he was here.
Oct 05, 2018Bloodwing has a lot of shit to sort. Most of it is blood or blood-related.
Oct 08, 2018I don't think Joan has ever fought actual demons. This is a big day for her.
Oct 09, 2018Believe it, baby.
Oct 10, 2018The Space Pope was created when an astronaut and a pope went through a teleporter at the same time.
Oct 11, 2018Jump Start has more fun with the people who at least consider selling their siblings to a demon-witch.
Oct 12, 2018Superhero universes are rife with dramatic irony.
Oct 15, 2018Rick was not adequately warned about Doctor Science's new look.
Oct 16, 2018Livers are really the one organ you don't want to half-ass.
Oct 17, 2018I don't know if divinity and car parts are interchangeable in that way.
Oct 18, 2018"Being important is much more difficult."
Oct 19, 2018What would Jump Start even do with someone's kid? Regret stealing them, I'd imagine.
Oct 22, 2018"My entire life has a sudden and painful renewed sense of urgency!"
Oct 23, 2018"I've met ghosts, and she would definitely become one to haunt me."
Oct 24, 2018Gangsters have tried to murder Joan. She was just better than them.
Oct 25, 2018Bloodwing has the kind of intimate knowledge of this mucus that you can only get by having some enter your cloaca.
Oct 26, 2018Bloodwing is still working on "sincerity."
Oct 29, 2018Disgust is evil, anthropomorphic gas. He's not going to smell great.
Oct 30, 2018That's kind of a badass thing to have a tombstone, if you think about it.
Oct 31, 2018Not much of an explanation, really.
Nov 01, 2018Make it weird? It's just one friend crying on another to heal his burned eyes! A situation literally impossible to vilify.
Nov 02, 2018Joan has so many problems that she's successfully somewhat mitigated.
Nov 05, 2018She had this whole thing planned, it was gonna be great.
Nov 06, 2018Stealing a beard represents the longest con Manic Mistress is willing to do.
Nov 07, 2018Maybe if he stopped being completely insufferable for two seconds.
Nov 08, 2018Manea is double-fisting that toast like a maniac.
Nov 09, 2018Aaaaaaaand storyline over.
Nov 12, 2018This seems like an unnecessary rivalry to have.
Nov 13, 2018As the prophecy foretold.
Nov 14, 2018Great. Now we'll never know where that conversation was going.
Nov 15, 2018And she already got so much done today! (vis-a-vis hornets)
Nov 16, 2018This is a huge letdown for Yont, a man with some seriously warped expectations.
Nov 19, 2018Nimmo is wearing a second eye patch over his other eye. Nimmo believes in commitment to a role.
Nov 20, 2018Riddle me this: the rich are criminals.
Nov 21, 2018Rick is really not going to like Nimmo's next project: a sculpture made entirely out of spikes.
Nov 22, 2018Carrie could make a fortune charging millionaires for this service.
Nov 23, 2018If they fight about real things, the world could end.
Nov 26, 2018Gonna be staying up all night, thinking about stomach rocks.
Nov 27, 2018Chompers loves bunnies.
Nov 28, 2018Seems like she should just start locking her door.
Nov 29, 2018Is it a perfect metaphor? Yes.
Nov 30, 2018See? Told you he loves bunnies.
Dec 03, 2018Doctor Science is going through a major life change.
Dec 04, 2018What if his answer is five minutes of engaged silence? Because that's what she's getting.
Dec 05, 2018Grok the irony of two obviously codependent beings having this conversation.
Dec 06, 2018Am I a little bit proud of "relative strangers?" Sure am.
Dec 07, 2018Yont is protective of his reading time, and I can respect that.
Dec 10, 2018Don't know what they thought was going to happen.
Dec 11, 2018The dressing room has M&Ms and everything.
Dec 12, 2018They did say Underworld, in fact.
Dec 13, 2018There are a lot of gods out there too busy to start counting stars.
Dec 14, 2018Tragedy is a martyr.
Dec 17, 2018He has a point. Might as well keep pulling this plot thread until next week.
Dec 18, 2018The police raid on that underground German version of "The Price is Right" was emotionally scarring.
Dec 19, 2018The Theater Bats have not commented on Hades' new robe because they're bad friends.
Dec 20, 2018Marea does an impeccable Doctor Science impression.
Dec 21, 2018Chompers is excellent in emotionally charged situations.
Dec 24, 2018Adorable Zombie Head has been picking up Rick's slack, somehow.
Dec 25, 2018Chompers is trying his best, but those trees are really getting past him.
Dec 26, 2018"I don't know what orphans would want with a framed picture of all our friends, but it seemed to make them happy."
Dec 27, 2018Manea has been in a creative slump lately. Manea is trying her best.
Dec 28, 2018A deceptively brief amount of time, really.
Dec 31, 2018You have to imagine this panel as incredibly loud.
Jan 01, 2019There's not one reason, really. It's a reaction to a pattern of behavior.
Jan 02, 2019I'm pretty sure it's impossible for smoke to burn, but Manea cares little for physics.
Jan 03, 2019"This is how I see the next year, and the rest of my life, going."
Jan 04, 2019Chompers also put out that sun. Chompers and his many extinguishers have been busy.
Jan 07, 2019It seems unlikely that Downy could pull that move off, but I bet he'd try.
Jan 08, 2019Nimmo is not above divulging state secrets to get some attention.
Jan 09, 2019Not the most reassuring answer.
Jan 10, 2019"I'M SO ANGRY I COULD JUST NAP."
Jan 11, 2019Anansi loves messing with people. As do all godlike beings, and most ducks.
Jan 14, 2019Turquoise is participating in this storyline under protest.
Jan 15, 2019That's some bad looking soup, Baba.
Jan 16, 2019Stray cats are responsible for the extinction of at least eleven species. Roux roaming around could have serious long-term ecological consequences.
Jan 17, 2019That's pretty high praise from a trickster god.
Jan 18, 2019That seems unnecessarily--but not unsurprisingly--petty.
Jan 21, 2019Customer Service Golem has been carrying a box on his head for three weeks.
Jan 22, 2019There are a lot of stories that would be ruined by looking for Anansi too hard.
Jan 23, 2019Anansi already has big plans for that box.
Jan 24, 2019Costumer Service Golem did not take into account the fact that breaking into someone's house might be unsettling.
Jan 25, 2019Anansi lost track of Roux as soon as it was narratively convenient.
Jan 28, 2019Bloodsport did not expect today to be so much fun.
Jan 29, 2019Bloodsport was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Jan 30, 2019Hands up, who here would chase a giant spider literally anywhere? Not I, said the fly.
Jan 31, 2019"You can hit somebody with it, I dunno."
Feb 01, 2019Chompers actually destroyed the drill. No good would come from having it in the house.
Feb 04, 2019Dick's sarcasm became classified as a superpower when he continued heckling an evil hypnotist no matter how much his mind got scrambled.
Feb 05, 2019He did almost die a couple times, but swords were barely involved at all.
Feb 06, 2019This would turn out to be the wrong question.
Feb 07, 2019Yont has never "doubted" before. He doesn't like it.
Feb 08, 2019They refused to pass the soap.
Feb 11, 2019Tragedy has some morally ambiguous goals.
Feb 12, 2019"I have once again settled comfortably into my delusion."
Feb 13, 2019Still seems a little high to me.
Feb 14, 2019Blood seems like an inefficient medium to use for poetry.
Feb 15, 2019Filler Art: Parachuting
Feb 18, 2019Roux did this for no reason other than the thrill of power.
Feb 19, 2019"None of this had to happen, and I own that."
Feb 20, 2019"I don't even know if that was a good chirrup or a bad chirrup."
Feb 21, 2019Maximilian doesn't do well with confrontation.
Feb 22, 2019It's possible Joan has a slightly warped idea of "happy" and "sad."
Feb 25, 2019Annette would be getting her own spinoff series if not for the serious issue of her mortality.
Feb 26, 2019Nimmo is being pretty tactless for someone who never talks about his dad.
Feb 27, 2019Wizard of Oz might be the most referenced piece of media in seven years of this comic.
Feb 28, 2019Joan has been working with capable magic-users her whole life. Which was, I guess, a possibility this whole time.
Mar 01, 2019Nimmo does not have the patience for this gig.
Mar 04, 2019The back hair of a dragon is notoriously hard to get.
Mar 05, 2019I was also bored. Introducing Chompers was a way to stop things from getting stale.
Mar 06, 2019Joan has really pushed past her trepidation here. Would that we all had her confidence.
Mar 07, 2019Annette was the kind of person to grab strange animals right off the street. She was here for a good time, not a long time.
Mar 08, 2019Joan was not her best self in middle school, but which of us is?
Mar 11, 2019Annette has plans. Big plans.
Mar 12, 2019I don't have the timeline down exactly, but that "brief moment" lasted about five years.
Mar 13, 2019Max subtly calls Joan stupid, then apologizes for abandoning her fifteen years ago.
Mar 14, 2019"My life has been a series of mistakes and one of them will eventually kill me."
Mar 15, 2019Carrie is actually overqualified for that job.
Mar 18, 2019The more we find out about this family, the more it feels like somebody dropped the ball.
Mar 19, 2019Shots fired, EVERYONE WHO EVER MET IN COLLEGE.
Mar 20, 2019I don't know why Virgil was talking to a crow, but I do know that crows are intelligent birds with a lot of interesting things to say.
Mar 21, 2019Baba is not willing to learn a lesson about how hard it is to have a big beard.
Mar 22, 2019Chompers doesn't notice things halfway.
Mar 25, 2019"Self-examination is a big step toward change, and we've established I'm not for that."
Mar 26, 2019Nimmo might have a very slight humility problem.
Mar 27, 2019Dick and Streak have a professional relationship.
Mar 28, 2019If you're reading this, congrats on doing the hardest thing in the world.
Mar 29, 2019Adorable Zombie Head is an unwelcome visitor in most of the places he shows up.
Apr 01, 2019Manes knows justice is a farce.
Apr 02, 2019The Truth Fairy is a hard person for other fairies to make friends with.
Apr 03, 2019Sometimes being a witch has its downsides.
Apr 04, 2019Especially if your hero is a dark god.
Apr 05, 2019It can be pretty insulting to find out seduction is not on the table.
Apr 08, 2019I would argue that it is, often, not life.
Apr 09, 2019Antidepressants don't work on Marea, which is just plain not fair.
Apr 10, 2019Dick can be insufferable at times.
Apr 11, 2019Marea's social media game is en pointe.
Apr 12, 2019Nimmo whispers insults at artificial intelligence every time he gets the tetris block he wants.
Apr 15, 2019Probably in getting the howler monkey, let's be honest.
Apr 16, 2019Tragedy really wants to be able to unbreak an egg.
Apr 17, 2019The spirits cannot eat ice cream, but they can appreciate it.
Apr 18, 2019Spidered-man can do whatever a spidered-can can.
Apr 19, 2019Roux did not anticipate how much she would hate this mode of transportation.
Apr 22, 2019Manea is shockingly bad at making cotton candy.
Apr 23, 2019They only need to do it once before it's a problem.
Apr 24, 2019Marea has a breaking point, as do we all.
Apr 25, 2019Some days, it really hurts to have a magically enforced unpaid job.
Apr 26, 2019You'd think something called "shadow activity" would be more subtle.
Apr 29, 2019Downy is going through some gross, gross changes.
Apr 30, 2019It's often a literal beast.
May 01, 2019The blood is uncomfortably close to her mouth, too.
May 02, 2019Oryx has never been confident, and he would be confused if he were to experience said emotion.
May 03, 2019"In no way" implies a level of innocence that Oryx hasn't had since he was three years old.
May 06, 2019It was a little funny the first time, but you probably need some distance to appreciate it.
May 07, 2019Bloodsport is chill.
May 08, 2019I am also glad Carrie wasn't killed by the evil owl.
May 09, 2019Oryx is the second most confusing person that Bloodsport is loyal to.
May 10, 2019Tells you all you need to know, really.
May 13, 2019Never trust a problem that solves itself.
May 14, 2019Bloodsport and Oryx occasionally allow themselves some small rebellion.
May 15, 2019Oh, there it is.
May 16, 2019Downy is sure feeling chipper today.
May 17, 2019Oh, she's definitely taking that staff out again. It's important to accessorize.
May 20, 2019Because Chompers hates planes.
May 21, 2019It is an excellent idea to avoid those who you've set on fire.
May 22, 2019None of those "play it by ear" enemies in these parts.
May 23, 2019Tragedy will now become enraged by other people's stupidity.
May 24, 2019She can do that for hours.
May 27, 2019The Streak and Dick usually get some bickering in before noon. It's good for the soul.
May 28, 2019Hint: It's more than you think should be possible.
May 29, 2019Two or more is the rule for explosions.
May 30, 2019"If only there were a way to get slightly fewer people to hate us."
May 31, 2019Look at his little hat, Yont. That ship has sailed.
Jun 03, 2019Manea is very literal, apart from the many times that she's not.
Jun 04, 2019It's for the best. The devil can't cook.
Jun 05, 2019Nimmo is an amazing judge of music.
Jun 06, 2019"None of my other friends do this. Why do you think that is?
Jun 07, 2019Baba has no respect for the lords of the Underworld.
Jun 10, 2019Manea just loves that long-dead gossip.
Jun 11, 2019But Hades was not cool.
Jun 12, 2019Yes, Baba has contacts in Hell. She doesn't need to be told what a bad idea that is.
Jun 13, 2019Kind of seems like Baba SHOULD have called a mortal, but here we are.
Jun 14, 2019Manea is having a good time in her own right, though. Lost souls love her.
Jun 17, 2019Manea also specializes in madness, but this is a logical point, which she is immune to.
Jun 18, 2019It IS a bad idea for demons to have your signature, if you're wondering.
Jun 19, 2019There's a very good chance that TV is ruined.
Jun 20, 2019Not the most revealing revelation, possibly.
Jun 21, 2019Manea at her most unreasonable can drive you mad with a look. Cruel? Yes. But also: fun.
Jun 24, 2019Hopefully after many cleanings.
Jun 25, 2019"And then you would avenge me, obviously."
Jun 26, 2019Tryst sure had a lot of follow-up questions. Slumber parties are complicated.
Jun 27, 2019Tragedy is very into self-loathing, so this works out, anyway.
Jun 28, 2019A bold claim, when you consider the context.
Jul 01, 2019Oh, good. Rats. That's what this comic was missing.
Jul 02, 2019It's all coming together now. I guess.
Jul 03, 2019That rat and zombie are ruining pj day.
Jul 04, 2019Carrie can cremate a fellow human in milliseconds.
Jul 05, 2019Virgil was planning on dying from some sort of ice cream overdose.
Jul 08, 2019Dual Personalities had to change broadcast locations after the last raid.
Jul 09, 2019This comic does in no way endorse shotgunning some asprin.
Jul 10, 2019And it's red! The most ominous shade of lighting.
Jul 11, 2019Even if Manea got a tombstone, there's no way this guy would be put in charge of ordering it.
Jul 12, 2019Especially around the eyes.
Jul 15, 2019Oh, okay. That one.
Jul 16, 2019Probably best not to question an unexpected rescue, on general principles.
Jul 17, 2019Trystine does one thing, and she does it well.
Jul 18, 2019Prism Girl Trystine: master of gallows humor.
Jul 19, 2019There's a story behind that fire thing.
Jul 22, 2019It's probably a bad idea to anger either of these two.
Jul 23, 2019Virgil doesn't really pull off that dress. Maybe it's his big head.
Jul 24, 2019Pretty sure Annette died in that dress, so yeah.
Jul 25, 2019Me, too. What would I do without my silent, judgmental characters?
Jul 26, 2019"The Underworld Approves" is the name of my new punk band.
Jul 29, 2019What in a shadow goes *crunch*, I wonder.
Jul 30, 2019Aphrodite sure keeps dishing out that high-class comedy.
Jul 31, 2019To be fair, you can't expect anything less from a rat king than "crazy murderer."
Aug 01, 2019To be fair, the iceberg probably can't hurt them.
Aug 02, 2019Trystine has made a lot of ice and I don't know how hard that is for her.
Aug 05, 2019Spends the whole comic falling; sings about how great it is.
Aug 06, 2019One panel for obligatory awe-staring.
Aug 07, 2019Joan has had a higher-than-average amount of people try to kill her.
Aug 08, 2019Hades had also hoped the tree motif would remind everyone he has a soft side.
Aug 09, 2019Virgil often maintains that they did get a great deal, considering how much Joan liked fighting the kappa.
Aug 12, 2019Baba has not gotten to let loose in at least four years.
Aug 13, 2019If you can't beat 'em, throw bats at 'em.
Aug 14, 2019Baba almost never gets to throw a river at someone.
Aug 15, 2019"THIS IS A HIGH STRESS SITUATION FOR ME."
Aug 16, 2019That's not what you want to see first thing out of the Underworld.
Aug 19, 2019Joan has been in mortal danger while fighting with her mom. It's called multitasking.
Aug 20, 2019Joan is very proud of her daughter's magical achievements.
Aug 21, 2019Oryx has actually achieved his goals for today. It's a new and terrifying feeling.
Aug 22, 2019That escalated quickly.
Aug 23, 2019Chompers is really working for that Emmy.
Aug 26, 2019Like a slightly moldy Santa Claus.
Aug 27, 2019Calling a witch potentially scary is a huge compliment.
Aug 28, 2019Laser eyes seem so versatile on paper.
Aug 29, 2019Not making the Hero's Trident handicap accessible does seem like an oversight.
Aug 30, 2019He'll see the flaw in that logic after a nap.
Sep 02, 2019Besides go to a water park.
Sep 03, 2019I cannot find any videos of bats cleaning their feet, so for all I know, this is anatomically factual.
Sep 04, 2019Yont has the party house of the neighborhood, no doubt.
Sep 05, 2019A ton of magic does actually expire. These two have no idea what they're talking about.
Sep 06, 2019Don't worry about it, Nimmo. This is probably fine.
Sep 09, 2019Manea always wants attention, but that isn't, like, her whole THING.
Sep 10, 2019Other gods tend to ignore Manea until she makes them pay attention.
Sep 11, 2019Baba has had a pretty good couple of months.
Sep 12, 2019Chompers doesn't do self-pity well.
Sep 13, 2019Manea sometimes forgets how little mortals like dead people.
Sep 16, 2019"Thrud" is a good example of how non-feminine old Norse words sound.
Sep 17, 2019There's maybe a little baggage here.
Sep 18, 2019She's not wrong. They are capricious.
Sep 19, 2019Manea should push people off things more often. It's pretty on brand.
Sep 20, 2019This is why Rick doesn't get together with anyone he knew in high school.
Sep 23, 2019Yont, Manea, maybe Chompers if he's had a bad day...
Sep 24, 2019Axes can be used to solve any problem. Or, at least, turn it into a different problem.
Sep 25, 2019Cut to black.
Sep 26, 2019Annette does not have a good metric for "happens all the time."
Sep 27, 2019NO UPSIDES.
Sep 30, 2019"Our lives are woven together in a pattern as beautiful as it is terrifying."
Oct 01, 2019Oryx makes bad friends.
Oct 02, 2019Frankly, I don't think I'm ever going to do better than "Tarzan hosting a magic show."
Oct 03, 2019This is not true of most political debates.
Oct 04, 2019Always torture with your pinkie out.
Oct 07, 2019Annette's blades can cut through anything, even Downy's bullshit.
Oct 08, 2019Being mind controlled sounds really unpleasant, please do not sign me up.
Oct 09, 2019Oryx is half-hoping they will.
Oct 10, 2019Annette is good at making uncomfortable observations.
Oct 11, 2019Thrud is the most efficient and eager exterminator you will ever meet.
Oct 14, 2019Doing the tadpole wave is my favorite thing about any live sport.
Oct 15, 2019Annette has not been gone long enough for things to be this way.
Oct 16, 2019Manea is being a real force of annoyance this storyline.
Oct 17, 2019And then they go on a wacky road trip.
Oct 18, 2019Lots of people make good money on the premise that the mortifying things they do are impressive.
Oct 21, 2019Thrud is a force of nature too, but with axes.
Oct 22, 2019Sentient blood is one of the many things you can't take for granted.
Oct 23, 2019Most things exist to entertain Manea.
Oct 24, 2019She's got to defend her honor. It's not personal unless you make it personal.
Oct 25, 2019It's his most memorable feature, really.
Oct 28, 2019Chompers is a force for peace.
Oct 29, 2019Cool crime against nature, buddy.
Oct 30, 2019Chompers does not 100% know what's going on, but he 100% knows what to do about it.
Oct 31, 2019A big hole: necessary for any evil plans in the cute plane.
Nov 01, 2019Manea does not condone Rick's pussyfooting.
Nov 04, 2019She was having so much fun, up 'til now.
Nov 05, 2019Rick has foolishly run once again into ANTICS.
Nov 06, 2019Nimmo wasn't taking this seriously, until the tentacles showed up.
Nov 07, 2019Everything bad that happens is a metaphor for everything bad that has ever happened.
Nov 08, 2019Hey, space squids have feelings too, Annette.
Nov 11, 2019Manea is too classy for sanity and/or traditional morality.
Nov 12, 2019"No take backs."
Nov 13, 2019Manea starts casually pushing Downy toward total ego death.
Nov 14, 2019Manea, we all asked you to stop exploding people.
Nov 15, 2019Depends on which side the tadpoles are on, I guess.
Nov 18, 2019Thrud is into communing with nature and bloodlust. Thrud contains multitudes.
Nov 19, 2019Oryx has low-key had a lot of character development.
Nov 20, 2019Filler Art: Bloodsport's Gluttony
Nov 21, 2019Chompers is a simple creature.
Nov 22, 2019The Cute Plane has kind of a lot of ongoing problems.
Nov 25, 2019I whisper this to myself every night before bed.
Nov 26, 2019Chompers probably can't get human diseases, but that's still gross.
Nov 27, 2019We at Inspired By True Events do not condone such experimentation.
Nov 28, 2019Doctor Science is only helpful when it helps him in turn.
Nov 29, 2019Filler art: Top Hat Dance Party
Dec 02, 2019They're just trying to goad me into a fight about The Muppet Christmas Carol.
Dec 03, 2019Yont loves flying in pure reason's face.
Dec 04, 2019Carrie can get pretty motivated by procrastination.
Dec 05, 2019It wouldn't be a hard one to guess, given her history.
Dec 06, 2019Roux hates change.
Dec 09, 2019Fake problems are nice because they rarely explode.
Dec 10, 2019"Anyone, including but not limited to, me."
Dec 11, 2019Rick and Santa have had some bad interactions.
Dec 12, 2019That goose had some divisive opinions on class sizes.
Dec 13, 2019"But also: what did you dip it in?"
Dec 16, 2019So many machinations, so little time.
Dec 17, 2019Getting so tired it causes a paradox is how I spend my weekends.
Dec 18, 2019Madness never works in Baba's favor.
Dec 19, 2019Carrie's whole deal is not that imposing.
Dec 20, 2019"You look like Charlie Brown, but not in a litigious way."
Dec 23, 2019Maybe someday, Baba will stop having such a confrontational relationship with a cat.
Dec 24, 2019Nimmo got that bit of philosophy from Manea.
Dec 25, 2019Did anyone ever take care of Yont's reinarachnids? Probably.
Dec 26, 2019It's an inexpert trap, but the point is they're learning.
Dec 27, 2019This actually happens at least once a year. Tinsel is naturally occurring in zombies.
Dec 30, 2019I bet, if you're apathetic enough, memories slide right out of your head.
Dec 31, 2019Baba's a witch. She should know these things.
Jan 01, 2020You can't stop this party (but you probably should).
Jan 02, 2020Somewhere, Smokey the Bear weeps.
Jan 03, 2020Filler Art: Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep
Jan 06, 2020For all anyone knows, Charon has never washed that cloak.
Jan 07, 2020Hades can eat fried candy bars all day with no consequences.
Jan 08, 2020Hades didn't really have a lot happening today, anyway.
Jan 09, 2020The kind of thing, but not this thing specifically.
Jan 10, 2020"There's usually less gloating involved."
Jan 13, 2020And after he just got done telling her how important metaphor was.
Jan 14, 2020This is a pretty mean thing to do to someone who is always underground.
Jan 15, 2020Chompers is a master of chill times.
Jan 16, 2020Hades is quickly losing all trust in this situation.
Jan 17, 2020Turns out he is having fun.
Jan 20, 2020Adorable Zombie Head just wants to help and make friends.
Jan 21, 2020"I'm pretty sure his only friends are bodies of water."
Jan 22, 2020Not a selling point.
Jan 23, 2020Time to backpedal.
Jan 24, 2020"It's weird that we got to this point before you asked that."
Jan 27, 2020Nimmo is pretty good at real swords.
Jan 28, 2020I have quite a few comics that just dunk on Aphrodite.
Jan 29, 2020Yont thought he'd provided a much better example than that.
Jan 30, 2020Clearly he hasn't seen octopods going at it.
Jan 31, 2020When Manea parties, she parties pink.
Feb 03, 2020The upside here is that Marea's sleeping again.
Feb 04, 2020Oh, come on. Like Marea's not AT LEAST as doomed.
Feb 05, 2020Bad time to brag about it, but.
Feb 06, 2020Like the pharaohs of old, Marea is a master of denial.
Feb 07, 2020Those are some determined and powerful crows.
Feb 10, 2020Oof. That was a harsh smash-cut.
Feb 11, 2020Cassidy knows what she wants.
Feb 12, 2020Streak lacks whimsy.
Feb 13, 2020That teapot is working hard today.
Feb 14, 2020You know what they say: "madder than a hat."
Feb 17, 2020This rescue is going great.
Feb 18, 2020Streak has always been the unhappiest superhero.
Feb 19, 2020Marea is good at biting. She has dedication.
Feb 20, 2020Marea is ready to unlock her head exploding potential, please.
Feb 21, 2020It WAS kind of heartless, but Dick's known to be careless with tropes.
Feb 24, 2020So, it turns out this cult is just bad at stuff.
Feb 25, 2020I like to stay in on snake days, but to each their own.
Feb 26, 2020Marea has already named her four snakes. They're staying forever.
Feb 27, 2020The most respectable food on a stick is lollipops.
Feb 28, 2020Yont is a simple soul.
Mar 02, 2020Any gathering of animals is ominous when you're so used to the supernatural.
Mar 03, 2020*One of* the songs they sing in winter.
Mar 04, 2020...Yeah, I don't know. I think I need her to show her work on this one.
Mar 05, 2020Baba knows the game.
Mar 06, 2020She's clearly making it to the world at large. As one does.
Mar 09, 2020Yont has not slept for thirty hours.
Mar 10, 2020Jump Start knows too much about too many hells.
Mar 11, 2020I don't know how you live lives like theirs and still have time for video games, honestly.
Mar 12, 2020"If it starts laying eggs, I'm out."
Mar 13, 2020Seems like a good way to end up stuck to a stick.
Mar 16, 2020Max is technically a wizard, which means he's great at derailing conversations.
Mar 17, 2020The spider staff is starting to really look like a white elephant.
Mar 18, 2020And Turquoise should probably change out of her pjs.
Mar 19, 2020Carrie knows there will be lots of chances to regret this.
Mar 20, 2020I accidentally named this file "Dosneyland," which I think sums it up.
Mar 23, 2020It has been a trying few months.
Mar 24, 2020Yes and yes.
Mar 25, 2020Carrie rolls with the punches.
Mar 26, 2020It would be both polite and prudent to find another room.
Mar 27, 2020Technically, *glorp* is not legally binding.
Mar 31, 2020Watch yourself, Turquoise. Only the Theater Bats are allowed to bash my plots.
Apr 01, 2020Thematically, this is a fraught situation.
Apr 02, 2020The incarceration laws in the Cute Plane seem better when you're not a deposed king.
Apr 03, 2020Obviously, yes. Powdered wigs are how you know there's a council.
Apr 06, 2020Filler Art: Egged On
Apr 07, 2020Max hasn't walked anywhere in years.
Apr 08, 2020Pretty much exactly what the story beat called for.
Apr 09, 2020Possible slight overreaction.
Apr 10, 2020Also: sexism.
Apr 13, 2020Look at him. Plotting.
Apr 14, 2020Poor Oryx was so upbeat at the start of this storyline.
Apr 15, 2020Spider Staff is misunderstood.
Apr 16, 2020Space Pope is very passionate about reaching people.
Apr 17, 2020Filler Art Friday: Zombie Hugs
Apr 20, 2020Tragedy doesn't brush well.
Apr 21, 2020It's true. I've seen rubes move many times.
Apr 22, 2020No way is Baba sinking alone.
Apr 23, 2020They were not.
Apr 24, 2020Manea has her finger on the pulse of society.
Apr 27, 2020Carrie wants to knock over a building with a punch.
Apr 28, 2020Take them where you can get them.
Apr 29, 2020It is about to get very mid-nineties up in here.
Apr 30, 2020Doctor Science is too cool to react to any of this.
May 01, 2020Doctor Science is losing his head over all this.
May 04, 2020That would be a VERY nineties direction to take this storyline.
May 05, 2020Not this one, though.
May 06, 2020Dick's having the time of his life.
May 07, 2020Heroic insurance rates are pretty bad already.
May 08, 2020To be fair, he's not wrong.
May 11, 2020Dick is still determined to have fun with this.
May 12, 2020Dick keeps trying to get "trope sense" going, but it's kind of an insufferable phrase.
May 13, 2020Story checks out.
May 14, 2020She got bored.
May 15, 2020It would be disrespectful to stop now.
May 18, 2020"Almost as many stupid things try to take it."
May 19, 2020"That is slander, and you know it."
May 20, 2020We at Inspired By True Events Dot Com do not advocate this kind of negative reinforcement.
May 21, 2020The list would be longer, but British bears are functionally extinct.
May 22, 2020He's either an over or underachiever.
May 25, 2020Not very much fun to watch, though.
May 26, 2020She also toys with them.
May 27, 2020She's eating rocks.
May 28, 2020Max is profoundly alone.
May 29, 2020And he never did.
Jun 01, 2020"Is it a vibe I'm putting out into the world?"
Jun 02, 2020This has been a trying time for people who can't cook.
Jun 03, 2020And it was hilarious.
Jun 04, 2020I think that's Manea's second not-openly-depressing song.
Jun 05, 2020He's got the legs, but not the lungs.
Jun 08, 2020Cross your fingers.
Jun 09, 2020Other emotions used to include: hungry, sad.
Jun 10, 2020Roux does not feel shame, so this is a largely meaningless exercise.
Jun 11, 2020A big, green peach.
Jun 12, 2020"As well as any ones I definitely did, but can't be traced back to me."
Jun 15, 2020It's been a rough day for Nimmo's short digestive system.
Jun 16, 2020Aphrodite often changes the colors of rooms if they're too close to her skin tone.
Jun 17, 2020Turquoise's world is slowly but steadily spinning out of control.
Jun 18, 2020Aphrodite is having a fun time.
Jun 22, 2020Well, I guess that's a whole monster hunt just THROWN OUT.
Jun 23, 2020Aphrodite is a master of segue.
Jun 24, 2020Trystine is ready to take this friendship to the next level: competition.
Jun 25, 2020She did take that stick, though. That was rude.
Jun 26, 2020Trystine is pretty persuasive, but that's unrelated.
Jun 29, 2020"I must only use this power for good."
Jun 30, 2020Filler Art: Lofi Nimmo
Jul 01, 2020Unless one of them is still dying, I guess.
Jul 02, 2020That bit was kind of a dead giveaway.
Jul 03, 2020Trystine's life has had very little romantic turmoil.
Jul 06, 2020Spider staff isn't messing around.
Jul 07, 2020Spider staff is gonna be piiiiiiissed.
Jul 08, 2020Plus, there was the time she kidnapped a buffalo.
Jul 09, 2020Why can't I revolutionize the concept of ghost dads?
Jul 10, 2020Adorable Zombie Head is into the sight of blood.
Jul 13, 2020It's a pretty low-stress way to live, honestly.
Jul 14, 2020Regrets? He's had a few.
Jul 15, 2020At this point, the distinction is academic.
Jul 16, 2020Technically, The Elephant Song is about a dead elephant.
Jul 17, 2020Chompers appreciates the beauty beyond the fourth wall in a way others can't.
Jul 20, 2020You get a real boost of self-esteem when someone wants to eat you.
Jul 21, 2020Doctor Science is not a good person to be incorrect near.
Jul 22, 2020He doesn't even have a nose!
Jul 23, 2020It's important to share interests.
Jul 24, 2020No, really. Good job.
Jul 27, 2020Like this, but moreso.
Jul 28, 2020He's not gonna, though.
Jul 29, 2020Chompers cannot legally sign contracts.
Jul 30, 2020A big lesson from a little rat.
Jul 31, 2020As opposed to how not gross it is now.
Aug 03, 2020This is a comedy of errors, but not for the turtle.
Aug 04, 2020Bloodsport leads a complicated life.
Aug 05, 2020Dick's not even really planning a fishing trip, but he'd go on one for the joke.
Aug 06, 2020It'd be really embarrassing if it DID kill him.
Aug 07, 2020It's good to laugh now and then.
Aug 10, 2020Manea doesn't get cavities.
Aug 11, 2020It was a good effort.
Aug 12, 2020This is the kind of thing that leads to needing a kiss from a prince.
Aug 13, 2020I don't know if the undead qualify as "animals."
Aug 14, 2020Rick's subconscious is oddly pretty nice.
Aug 17, 2020There's not even any flowers in that tree. He's just showing off.
Aug 18, 2020Kind of a one track mind on that goddess.
Aug 19, 2020Somebody is going to need to thoroughly clean their booth.
Aug 20, 2020And all amazing power that that entails.
Aug 21, 2020Yont doesn't know how a lot of things happen.
Aug 24, 2020Jump Start lives in concerning ways.
Aug 25, 2020It's hard out there for a mad scientist on a mission.
Aug 26, 2020Most of Manea's scars are on the inside.
Aug 27, 2020Nine years on and they're still talking about it.
Aug 28, 2020The good news is, Manea probably won't know what she's doing.
Aug 31, 2020The dream.
Sep 01, 2020This is what we in the biz call a "tough sell."
Sep 02, 2020If Nimmo doesn't cheat death every once in a while, he stops feeling alive.
Sep 03, 2020That was a harrowing few seconds for Baba.
Sep 04, 2020Technically that could have been a compliment, but let's be real.
Sep 07, 2020To be fair, Yont's plans are rarely not silly.
Sep 08, 2020Manea finds logic tiresome.
Sep 09, 2020Manea finds all conversation weird, for instance.
Sep 10, 2020This is Manea at her most predictable.
Sep 11, 2020As the author, I take offense.
Sep 14, 2020Got 'em.
Sep 15, 2020Tentacles: not that surprising, at this point.
Sep 16, 2020Tragedy knows the score.
Sep 17, 2020Yont is the main reason so few people live in this neighborhood.
Sep 18, 2020Manea is practicing stoicism.
Sep 21, 2020Don't know what she expected.
Sep 22, 2020That's because she gropes so earnestly.
Sep 23, 2020Comedy is being helpful, as usual.
Sep 25, 2020She didn't ask, though.
Sep 28, 2020I have been in relatively few stabbing situations, but they make themselves known quickly.
Sep 29, 2020Nimmo was actually pretty poorly balanced like that, so this is a big relief.
Sep 30, 2020Nimmo really lost momentum there.
Oct 01, 2020Yont's using circular logic to surround them!
Oct 02, 2020When all you have is a dagger, everything looks like a nerd to be stabbed.
Oct 05, 2020Not paying royalties is pretty important.
Oct 06, 2020It would be safer if he stayed that way.
Oct 07, 2020Nimmo needs to go sleep this off.
Oct 08, 2020That's the most I'll be goat-milking this joke.
Oct 09, 2020It's tough when your name rhymes so well with "scary."
Oct 12, 2020Rick is uncomplicated in that way.
Oct 13, 2020Maybe this is Adorable Zombie Head's Nirvana.
Oct 14, 2020It sounds like "antidote," you see.
Oct 15, 2020Ice-based supervillains are probably pretty useful against global warming, though.
Oct 16, 2020This is a weird dream.
Oct 19, 2020He's going for an "Elton John" look.
Oct 20, 2020Therapy Cube is covered by most insurance plans.
Oct 21, 2020Once you start orbiting, it's more going too far "around."
Oct 22, 2020He's also pretty insistent about them.
Oct 23, 2020Everything was sticky for weeks.
Oct 26, 2020Manea is only whim to the laws of her own mind.
Oct 27, 2020You can't feel stiff if you never move! That's science.
Oct 28, 2020Nimmo's been on a roll lately.
Oct 29, 2020The epic conclusion.
Oct 30, 2020Yont has some bad strongly-held beliefs.
Nov 02, 2020Yont "solves" a lot of problems with single combat.
Nov 03, 2020Manea has never done anything wrong.
Nov 04, 2020Baba's out of that game.
Nov 05, 2020He probably doesn't.
Nov 06, 2020Manea just got excited.
Nov 09, 2020Off by about an hour and fifty-nine minutes.
Nov 10, 2020Chompers has many interests and talents.
Nov 11, 2020Taking on the issues!
Nov 12, 2020It would probably give a good buzz, though.
Nov 13, 2020Ironically, she may be being a tad too honest here.
Nov 16, 2020It's a good substitute for eye of newt, is why.
Nov 17, 2020Manic Mistress is always ready to drop some classic poetry.
Nov 18, 2020They have a lot of face. Too much face? Probably.
Nov 19, 2020Prudes just can't get with the terrifying world of horrible body transformations.
Nov 20, 2020Filler Art Friday: Chompers and Adorable Zombie Head Practice Magic
Nov 23, 2020Aphrodite has probably been a good influence once, but no one's really sure.
Nov 24, 2020That got dangerously meta for a second there.
Nov 25, 2020If she goes outside, she's gonna see SO MANY bugs.
Nov 26, 2020Oryx's life went and got weird again.
Nov 30, 2020That is some grade-A life partner passive-aggression.
Dec 01, 2020The next three comic is just repeating panels of "peep" and "glorp." With this avant-garde approach to storytelling, I will win every possible award.
Dec 02, 2020I just like that first panel, for some reason.
Dec 03, 2020This is all getting a little much for Oryx.
Dec 04, 2020another great band name!">"Ambiguously Evil Owlet" is another great band name!
Dec 07, 2020Carrie has a high bar for weird.
Dec 08, 2020Carrie is very good at the evil eye when she wants to be.
Dec 09, 2020Carrie's been doing a lot of eye stuff recently.
Dec 10, 2020It's slightly better than keeping him in a dark box.
Dec 11, 2020"Add a couple explosions."
Dec 14, 2020There's one thing Shadow Master cares about, and it's fairness.
Dec 15, 2020Carrie's never really had to negotiate before.
Dec 16, 2020Yeah, the spider staff could do that the whole time.
Dec 17, 2020This is definitely a good idea.
Dec 18, 2020Honestly, that's the best news he's received all day.
Dec 21, 2020What's the point of bleeding out of your eyes if you can't be dramatic about it?
Dec 22, 2020Somehow, this blood magic quest has resulted in blood magic!
Dec 23, 2020He was named by Bloodsport, see.
Dec 24, 2020But wait! How does Nimmo know they're crickets!?
Dec 25, 2020The best way to quarantine: be cursed to live in a dollhouse.
Dec 28, 2020Mercury: pretty frank.
Dec 29, 2020Nimmo wants some gams.
Dec 30, 2020Manea might have an unusual definition of "beautiful."
Dec 31, 2020In this neighborhood, that could be counting down anything.
Jan 01, 2021Fate has never not been a dick, but now more so.
Jan 04, 2021Roux has chowed down on so many spiders.
Jan 05, 2021Manea loves long receipts.
Jan 06, 2021Damn, now I'll need to figure out what Bloodwing is up to.
Jan 07, 2021Careful what you wish for, I guess.
Jan 08, 2021Streak is doing very little superheroing right now.
Jan 11, 2021MAYBE Shadow Master could conquer Earth, but he could never defeat Space Pope.
Jan 12, 2021Horses: specist?
Jan 13, 2021Manea has largely been kept away from the kids of the cast for a reason.
Jan 14, 2021Yont has a bunch of those muffin baskets on standby.
Jan 18, 2021Dick isn't in the mood to have a team-up with a ghost themed hero.
Jan 19, 2021Unconvincing stage play. I can totally see the strings.
Jan 20, 2021Streak is concussed to deal with this.
Jan 21, 2021We're all rude here.
Jan 22, 2021Carmen has the ability to turn invisible and never have to watch her head.
Jan 25, 2021Welp, Evelyn killed Dick. That's big "new protagonist" energy.
Jan 26, 2021Luckily, mind-based water has fewer currents.
Jan 27, 2021Evelyn briefly forgot how to be polite from the stress of the situation.
Jan 28, 2021Evelyn likes to play with fire.
Jan 29, 2021Dick has led an amazing life. Some of it in space.
Feb 01, 2021It could happen to anyone.
Feb 02, 2021Her brother's eyes didn't used to be on fire.
Feb 03, 2021Dick enjoys being rude during magical moments of sublime happiness.
Feb 04, 2021Evelyn should be more careful with her color scheme.
Feb 05, 2021Because she's a hologram, is why.
Feb 08, 2021A bundle of fun, those two.
Feb 09, 2021It's hard to play under those sheets they wear.
Feb 10, 2021The bears were into it, though.
Feb 11, 2021She can get wifi on tomato bisque.
Feb 12, 2021He could certainly model stockings.
Feb 15, 2021"Busy" is still an applicable term in this context.
Feb 16, 2021Doctor Science: pretty judgy.
Feb 17, 2021"Well, you didn't say 'please.'"
Feb 18, 2021Technically, she's not that tall.
Feb 19, 2021Anatomically, it could be anything.
Feb 22, 2021Just noshing on ants, as is his wont.
Feb 23, 2021"Moments." Sure.
Feb 24, 2021Manea's life has a killer soundtrack.
Feb 25, 2021"He's making us look bad."
Feb 26, 2021Manea is a terrible pet owner.
Mar 01, 2021Well! That was casually hurtful.
Mar 02, 2021Chompers is used to cleaning up everyone else's mess.
Mar 03, 2021Manea's winning them back, one at a time.
Mar 04, 2021"We did not need to spend a week on this."
Mar 05, 2021Chase that dream, Tragedy.
Mar 08, 2021It's the one bodily fluid he still has.
Mar 09, 2021Oryx needs this.
Mar 10, 2021Every day an adventure.
Mar 11, 2021You can tell because he said "how dare you" twice.
Mar 12, 2021That mouse was her friend! That she enjoyed trying to kill.
Mar 15, 2021They think I'll break first, but I'm calling their bluff.
Mar 16, 2021And to think she left someone behind back there.
Mar 17, 2021Rick's brain just touched a hot iron.
Mar 18, 2021He should stay away from children, probably.
Mar 19, 2021Edgar always has to put up with this.
Mar 22, 2021It's probably fine. Baba learns from her mistakes, generally.
Mar 23, 2021Dick is very conscientious in communicating with his mortal enemies.
Mar 24, 2021Two people floating in your living room like a couple of weirdos.
Mar 25, 2021Correction: you can never have too many invisible friends.
Mar 26, 2021Blood moves through Bloodwing's body because he commands it.
Mar 29, 2021Pretty good ability for an awkward person to have, though.
Mar 30, 2021Dick calls the trading card people once a week.
Mar 31, 2021There's really only one easily-referenced hologram in pop culture.
Apr 01, 2021Turns out even low-class villains can kill you.
Apr 05, 2021Good thing he knows better.
Apr 06, 2021It's not an amazing riddle, but it's not bad for a power play.
Apr 07, 2021Doctor Science is going to be so mad that he broke that arm again.
Apr 08, 2021Dick has insulted so many people with what should have been his last breath.
Apr 09, 2021Dick's been working toward this for years.
Apr 12, 2021Spicy: an adjective commonly used to describe crowns.
Apr 13, 2021"That is our thing!"
Apr 14, 2021Has Bloodsport been drinking gasoline lately?
Apr 15, 2021The moral of this story is don't put evil artifacts on your head.
Apr 16, 2021Manea can't handle long board games.
Apr 19, 2021Leave it to the evil owl to look at the dark side of things.
Apr 20, 2021Bloodwing does not have the temperament for negotiation.
Apr 21, 2021Now that Dick and Sadness are outed as brain-buds, he gets access to her terrible power again!
Apr 22, 2021She's grown accustomed to his moon face.
Apr 23, 2021Oryx kindly makes this confrontation dialogue-only.
Apr 26, 2021"Health" is kind of a nebulous concept to Adorable Zombie Head, but chipper he continues to be.
Apr 27, 2021It's good to acknowledge absurdity, lest it become too commonplace.
Apr 28, 2021It's not bragging; everyone just NEEDS to know.
Apr 29, 2021To be fair, she did that in Baba's house, too.
Apr 30, 2021Chompers might be able to fold reality, for all anyone knows.
May 03, 2021And he did. With the fan on.
May 04, 2021This will be an important lesson in espionage.
May 05, 2021Manea finds people easier to deal with once driven mad
May 06, 2021Trystine's still mad that Turquoise never took her advice.
May 07, 2021You gotta be careful with metaphors.
May 10, 2021The real tragedy is feeling constantly overwhelmed.
May 11, 2021That bird knows too much.
May 12, 2021Nimmo's more of a big picture person.
May 13, 2021It's not worth contemplating the kinds of things they talk each other into.
May 14, 2021"Politely" might be a relative term here.
May 17, 2021Nimmo is willing to utilize the genetic lottery.
May 18, 2021Roux knows when to jump ship.
May 19, 2021Persephone is an expert at such questions.
May 20, 2021Rick's pretty sure the end of the world happens to everyone.
May 21, 2021He probably will.
May 24, 2021It's good to have plans for your afterlife.
May 25, 2021Actually, he's laid himself bare already.
May 26, 2021The good news is fruit is comparatively easy to nurse into the world.
May 27, 2021Rick set himself up for that one.
May 28, 2021Backtalking gods is the bravest thing Rick does on a regular basis.
Jun 01, 2021Good thing she's wearing black.
Jun 02, 2021I think, like global warming, it's everyone's problem.
Jun 03, 2021Not that they needed any more motivation to stay home.
Jun 04, 2021This is another of those moments that would be disturbing in any other art style.
Jun 07, 2021"Put some flour in, I guess? Look, your guess is as good as mine."
Jun 08, 2021"Not one of my more inspired prophecies, I admit."
Jun 09, 2021Really throwing a wrench into his self-actualization.
Jun 10, 2021Chompers is an innovator in aviation technology.
Jun 11, 2021It's not great, getting notes from someone who can't talk.
Jun 14, 2021Winning an argument is not good enough reason to have to see August.
Jun 15, 2021Nimmo has one vice.
Jun 16, 2021Baba thinks about evolution a lot these days.
Jun 17, 2021Trucky is insufferable.
Jun 18, 2021Yont has forgotten whatever it is he regrets.
Jun 21, 2021Yont makes up the worst games.
Jun 22, 2021Leonard better be careful.
Jun 23, 2021Magic oats make pretty good cereal, though.
Jun 24, 2021Friggin' horse missed the whole dang war!
Jun 25, 2021Manea doesn't even always HAVE motives.
Jun 28, 2021Baba would never do that. It would mean she'd be outnumbered.
Jun 29, 2021Nimmo is merciless.
Jun 30, 2021I don't think Bloodwing appreciates the amount of work that went into that curse.
Jul 01, 2021Nobody's favorite movie genre should be buddy comedy.
Jul 02, 2021It amounts to the same thing.
Jul 06, 2021Dick takes metaphorical injuries very seriously.
Jul 07, 2021Manea that's not even a little how fire works.
Jul 08, 2021Jump Start is only ominous in serious ways.
Jul 09, 2021Maybe their puns have just gotten better.
Jul 12, 2021Jump Start has a problem.
Jul 13, 2021Imps have terrible senses of humor, anyway.
Jul 14, 2021There were too many people at this summoning.
Jul 15, 2021C-minus worldbuilding.
Jul 16, 2021So that's fine.
Jul 19, 2021Sleeper Hold single-handedly ends storyline.
Jul 20, 2021Dick unwittingly recognizes another Joker parallel.
Jul 21, 2021Statistically speaking, he's probably a bird.
Jul 22, 2021Dick examines his life just enough to survive it.
Jul 23, 2021Dick doesn't have a lot of use for stubborn pride.
Jul 26, 2021There are dirty footprints all over Dick's psyche now.
Jul 27, 2021This is not the relationship Dick thought it was.
Jul 28, 2021I don't care how small octopuses can get, that must be uncomfortable.
Jul 29, 2021He seethes with the best of 'em.
Jul 30, 2021Historically speaking, it probably involved swords. Or a death ray, maybe.
Aug 02, 2021A lot of weird games make it to consoles nowadays.
Aug 03, 2021Manea has a very specific definition of "existence."
Aug 04, 2021The skinless community is underrepresented here.
Aug 05, 2021They don't need another thing to fight over, really.
Aug 06, 2021Chompers is typecast.
Aug 09, 2021Manea is bad at making up for things.
Aug 10, 2021Surprised and disgusted.
Aug 11, 2021Actually, Manea getting ANY job would be notable.
Aug 12, 2021He should really do that over a sink.
Aug 13, 2021Chompers is going to sleep like a log tonight.
Aug 16, 2021Manea likes to drink unmarked potions. It's a hobby.
Aug 17, 2021Comedy briefly thought about moving, but the moment has passed.
Aug 18, 2021I'd love to have a magic tadpole around, personally.
Aug 19, 2021The tadpole council did not like the "blood from the eyes" story.
Aug 20, 2021Glorp might not be old enough to have understood that reference.
Aug 23, 2021Anansi had a hand in Glorp's destiny, so that's probably true.
Aug 24, 2021Trystine has been working very hard on this.
Aug 25, 2021This is a bad idea, but it can't go any worse than following a sloth into battle.
Aug 26, 2021Oryx is putting a lot of energy into holding back.
Aug 27, 2021Oryx is down to wreck some shit.
Aug 30, 2021Tryst is looking on the bright side of things.
Aug 31, 2021Blood magic is inherently gross. That's just science.
Sep 01, 2021When breathing is the only upside, you're living in a world of downsides.
Sep 13, 2021The quiet comradery, for example.
Sep 14, 2021That ice golem is the dumbest visual gag I've ever done.
Sep 15, 2021Glorp is sassy-adjacent.
Sep 16, 2021If Carrie's not careful, she'll lose "protagonist" status.
Sep 17, 2021Trystine knows a lot about ice.
Sep 20, 2021Now that's just stinkin' thinkin'.
Sep 21, 2021They've actually been in her element this whole time.
Sep 22, 2021Trystine is going to be furious if transformation doesn't get those stains out.
Sep 23, 2021Too late, universe insulted. It's a good thing I don't take it personally.
Sep 24, 2021Kinda late to the party, Oryx.
Sep 27, 2021Carrie doesn't like to make snap judgments about alignment.
Sep 28, 2021Sure hope Mire doesn't get fired over this.
Sep 29, 2021Manea really likes that scene in The Lion King.
Sep 30, 2021Not having opinions can be pretty freeing.
Oct 01, 2021I don't know if Yont knows what compromises are.
Oct 04, 2021This is a negative change.
Oct 05, 2021Nimmo has a passionate interest in Roman conquerors.
Oct 06, 2021"Though it has started keening eerily."
Oct 07, 2021The Oryx is a terrible patient.
Oct 08, 2021Comedy has probably been productive at some point, in fairness.
Oct 11, 2021Being able to breathe in space is a surprisingly common power granted by horrific body changes.
Oct 12, 2021It's possible that Sadness has never told a story before.
Oct 13, 2021"You put your tentacle in people's faces too much."
Oct 14, 2021Good to know there are other people in space, though.
Oct 15, 2021“Safe” is an interesting choice of words.
Oct 18, 2021Ms. Marionettist tends to talk a lot when she's full of adrenaline. She finds it comforting.
Oct 19, 2021It's not that big a leap to assume this guy can breathe in space.
Oct 20, 2021Bolis is bad at steering.
Oct 21, 2021It would be a tough spider to have survived that last spacewalk.
Oct 22, 2021Dick is never coming back from space.
Oct 25, 2021It's true. Many people want things.
Oct 26, 2021Then they all die in a fiery explosion.
Oct 27, 2021Bert is mostly breathing in his own recycled air at this point.
Oct 28, 2021There's a lot of photosynthetic plankton on this moon.
Oct 29, 2021Dick's spine is going to hurt tomorrow.
Nov 01, 2021Bolis is a fan of Japanese horror.
Nov 02, 2021I've lost body control privileges before. Not fun.
Nov 03, 2021Dick speaks truth to power.
Nov 04, 2021Annoyance is Dick's only way of providing rehabilitation.
Nov 05, 2021Manea thrives on existential terror.
Nov 08, 2021He also could have been gagged. That would have worked.
Nov 09, 2021It is a deceptively straightforward plan.
Nov 10, 2021Then he starts screaming.
Nov 11, 2021Roux was very excited to discover this new play area.
Nov 12, 2021To be fair, neither would anyone else.
Nov 15, 2021I don't JUST need therapy.
Nov 16, 2021Yont values his character development.
Nov 17, 2021Oryx only calls Glorp "son" when he's irritated.
Nov 18, 2021So profound.
Nov 23, 2021Nimmo has a gruff exterior.
Nov 24, 2021Usually curses go so much better!
Nov 25, 2021More like a GRAVY mistake.
Nov 26, 2021Tragedy is in a food coma.
Nov 29, 2021Aphrodite is never not on brand.
Nov 30, 2021Bloodsport maintains that "blood money" is an ignorant term.
Dec 01, 2021Oryx and Trystine have a wonderful relationship.
Dec 02, 2021Necromancy is almost never considered "festive."
Dec 03, 2021Tryst does say that to all the father figures in her life. It's scary that he knows.
Dec 06, 2021I sure hope that snowman is okay with a fleeting existence.
Dec 07, 2021Manea is passionate about her art.
Dec 08, 2021Rick got him 32 tetris games.
Dec 09, 2021Baba gets like this whenever one of her shows gets cancelled.
Dec 10, 2021Cupcake plots are the best kind of plots.
Dec 13, 2021He's simply "biologically improbable."
Dec 14, 2021Let's not get ridiculous.
Dec 15, 2021Baba fully believes Roux could kill anyone she wanted to.
Dec 16, 2021Quetzalcóatl is always down for a fight.
Dec 17, 2021Now they just need more dramatic revelations in the basement.
Dec 20, 2021Manea's gifts are... personal.
Dec 21, 2021Edgar is a messy eater.
Dec 22, 2021Urban Dictionary is a dark place.
Dec 23, 2021Yont is bad at threats, for a wizard.
Dec 24, 2021God bless us, Fartburger. Every one.
Dec 27, 2021The moral: brands steal shit.
Dec 28, 2021Customer Service Golem feels like his moral identity has been compromised.
Dec 29, 2021There is something to be said for a loss with no stakes.
Dec 30, 2021Manea also doesn't care for flat-earthers.
Dec 31, 2021Yont is just insufferable to live near.
Jan 03, 2022Dick is becoming pretty comfortable with supernatural creatures in his personal space.
Jan 04, 2022There's only a fifty percent chance he's being facetious.
Jan 05, 2022Winnie the Pooh probably didn't own "blustery," but better safe than sorry.
Jan 06, 2022Short answer: he was bored.
Jan 07, 2022They should probably get in a basement.
Jan 10, 2022Who wouldn't?
Jan 11, 2022That really... took the wind out of her sails.
Jan 12, 2022Adorable Zombie Head can fly, if he puts his mind to it.
Jan 13, 2022Baba knows that Tragedy is anathema to being useful.
Jan 14, 2022You can't choose when the music is going to move you.
Jan 17, 2022It's all they're good for.
Jan 18, 2022Baba chooses joy.
Jan 19, 2022“Also, this cat.”
Jan 20, 2022Hint: it's because of the tornado.
Jan 21, 2022We really have no evidence either way.
Jan 24, 2022He was a kite in a twister two weeks ago.
Jan 25, 2022Hey, it's only tunnels sometimes!
Jan 26, 2022Don't doubt the balloon.
Jan 27, 2022Baba comes across as pretty pro-violence today.
Jan 28, 2022A bit of unexpected continuity, there.
Jan 31, 2022Any intervention can be a party if you work hard enough.
Feb 01, 2022I guess everyone can intervene now.
Feb 02, 2022Doctor Science is against magic brain octopuses. Doctor Science thinks this is reasonable.
Feb 03, 2022He may well be doing this on purpose.
Feb 04, 2022Manea can teleport to wherever shenanigans are happening.
Feb 07, 2022Manea is this close to losing restaurant privileges.
Feb 08, 2022Streak is going to be really irritated to be proven so right.
Feb 09, 2022Has Doctor Science been eavesdropping this whole time?
Feb 10, 2022It will be hard not to call her Internet-Lass from now on.
Feb 11, 2022Dick is bad at humility.
Feb 14, 2022Fartburger just wants to be included.
Feb 15, 2022Dick's not actually going to plan an intervention when he can be living his life instead.
Feb 16, 2022Doctor Science is being a real comic book asshole right now.
Feb 17, 2022Shadow Master has never won anything. It's hilarious.
Feb 18, 2022I think he wrote a dictionary.
Feb 21, 2022Turns out ignoring ghosts is emotionally healthy!
Feb 22, 2022I hope Doctor Science is cognizant enough to know he's being owned.
Feb 23, 2022The Techie might be holding a slight grudge over being murdered.
Feb 24, 2022Shadow Master always gets bad type matchups.
Feb 25, 2022Manea is pretty sure she should be punching androids all the time.
Feb 28, 2022HoloManea has a lot of ingrained self-esteem.
Mar 01, 2022Is it a road trip with no car or roads? One comic posits “yes.”
Mar 02, 2022Well, that was a wasted moment of weakness.
Mar 03, 2022Techie is either over his crush or having some complicated emotions right now.
Mar 07, 2022There's a lot of lost arms in the superhero universe.
Mar 08, 2022Technically, his name WAS Theo Hacker.
Mar 09, 2022Too human might be the wrong amount of human.
Mar 10, 2022Technically, she never said that.
Mar 11, 2022The more I think on it, the grosser this one feels.
Mar 14, 2022That seems like an underreaction.
Mar 15, 2022I don't know if Baba is allowed to call anyone else dramatic right now.
Mar 16, 2022Oryx is just jealous that he's not bilingual.
Mar 17, 2022This problem compounds when you don't have any hands.
Mar 18, 2022That's gonna be their whole weekend.
Mar 21, 2022Both are equally likely.
Mar 22, 2022This has been a hectic development for unrequited love.
Mar 23, 2022Let's all hope they both forget about that.
Mar 24, 2022He is being a lot today.
Mar 25, 2022It is the smell of shame.
Mar 28, 2022Some might say that an uncrowded finish line signifies more of a win.
Mar 29, 2022I'm pretty sure a good babysitter teaches combat, anyway.
Mar 31, 2022Anyway, somebody should probably stop him.
Apr 01, 2022Ice powers can be delicate! This is in the bag.
Apr 04, 2022Glorp is being asked to consider morality at quite a tender age.
Apr 05, 2022This whole storyline has had some criminal overtones, and now these kids have a body on their hands.
Apr 06, 2022There was no step two to this plan.
Apr 07, 2022Secretly, Oryx is proud of how this turned out.
Apr 08, 2022He's doing the unsubtle parts quite well, though.
Apr 11, 2022Chompers is the group's most useful friend.
Apr 12, 2022Rick is good at pop quizzes.
Apr 13, 2022There are certain advertisements a mad god may have had a hand in.
Apr 14, 2022They get like this, sometimes.
Apr 15, 2022Yont is delinquent at all libraries in the tri-state area.
Apr 18, 2022Dick should try saving more reporters.
Apr 19, 2022Nothing Yont does is surprising anymore.
Apr 20, 2022Not being haunted just speaks to the thoughtlessness of ghosts.
Apr 21, 2022Tryst basically lives here now.
Apr 22, 2022Asking the big questions.
Apr 25, 2022All the best prophecies are peer reviewed.
Apr 26, 2022Yont might want to to invest in a dictionary.
Apr 27, 2022Rick could stand to be a tad less easygoing in negotiations.
Apr 28, 2022Yont is a big fan of effect.
Apr 29, 2022That zombie was from ten year ago. RIP.
May 02, 2022It was glorious.
May 03, 2022He's here to please.
May 04, 2022That was a pretty unfair lie to tell, though.
May 05, 2022Yont always forgets that.
May 06, 2022I think they're like comedy shows?
May 09, 2022Good to know that all possibilities have been considered.
May 10, 2022And yet, still no sex appeal.
May 11, 2022So that's why she hangs around this neighborhood.
May 12, 2022It would provide a challenge.
May 13, 2022Six hours is a long time, to be fair.
May 16, 2022They probably just tilled his gunk into the soil.
May 17, 2022Definitely a good idea.
May 18, 2022Baba refuses to envy anything about Downy.
May 19, 2022He's been like this all week.
May 20, 2022They're gonna get ice cream.
May 23, 2022It's been the kind of day when things happen.
May 24, 2022Oryx would much rather talk to Nimmo than Downy.
May 25, 2022It's more of a six in one hand, half-dozen in the other situation.
May 26, 2022Tryst tries very hard to be a bad influence, actually.
May 27, 2022Heck, he'll even provide an alibi.
May 30, 2022This is why owls generally don't go on heads.
May 31, 2022Tryst is always ready to quickly swaddle someone.
Jun 01, 2022Tryst didn't see it coming, either.
Jun 02, 2022Oh. Just those.
Jun 03, 2022Baba would have expected this from Hell.
Jun 06, 2022Damn, that galactic domination stuff would have been a good story hook.
Jun 07, 2022Glorp has a lot of people who want what's best for him.
Jun 08, 2022It's a small step from mail fraud to necromancy.
Jun 09, 2022Man, there better be a punchline tomorrow.
Jun 10, 2022Consequences are a foreign language to Yont.
Jun 13, 2022Unrelated argument: all times are times of chaos.
Jun 14, 2022Tadpoles can be happy. They're like dogs that way.
Jun 15, 2022And then everything exploded.
Jun 16, 2022There are probably worse ideas, but it's hard to imagine what they could be.
Jun 17, 2022You fight a lot of d-listers on weekdays.
Jun 20, 2022Adorable Zombie Head has great reserves of passion.
Jun 21, 2022“Science teacher” might be the most unforgiving job in this world.
Jun 22, 2022Wrote this while my cat stared at a grasshopper.
Jun 23, 2022If you needed to read the book to make the reference, the discourse might be better.
Jun 24, 2022You never see interplanar politics play out in real time.
Jun 27, 2022Max is a buzzkill.
Jun 28, 2022The dream spider usually just talks about life, but sometimes it tries to eat her.
Jun 29, 2022Lightning powered punches are legitimately very cool.
Jun 30, 2022The juggling might make things worse, actually.
Jul 01, 2022That's a big whoopsie.
Jul 04, 2022Oxygen is overrated.
Jul 05, 2022There's nothing more annoying than a sloth who's right.
Jul 06, 2022It's happened before.
Jul 07, 2022Oh, whatever, Downy. Like you're not a cliché.
Jul 08, 2022Every Friday from now on will feature Lord Downy being ominous.
Jul 11, 2022Tryst privately thinks she'd be a great force ghost.
Jul 12, 2022Third time's the charm: that's a series wrap on Lord Downy.
Jul 13, 2022Tryst was bang on with that metaphor.
Jul 14, 2022Tryst and Oryx both share a powerful urge to protect the baby.
Jul 15, 2022Police officers, for instance.
Jul 18, 2022But it GETS RESULTS.
Jul 19, 2022“I don't like agreeing with you. It's concerning.”
Jul 20, 2022The math checks out.
Jul 21, 2022That does not seem like a fun game.
Jul 22, 2022Aphrodite likes being looked at and hates being seen.
Jul 25, 2022It's kind of a mean-spirit question, anyway.
Jul 26, 2022Oryx hates having to talk to people and hates that it helps.
Jul 27, 2022Dick's leaning into the chaos in the way only a part-octopus can.
Jul 28, 2022She sure gave up on that moral truth thing pretty fast.
Jul 29, 2022Doctor Science just remembered that he hates talking about feelings.
Aug 01, 2022Doctor Science didn't get to where he is today by admitting things.
Aug 02, 2022Dick should really be directing that snark away from his allies.
Aug 03, 2022Dick actually loves for villains to get distracted by their own brilliance.
Aug 04, 2022Doctor Science is very tired.
Aug 05, 2022She's got copious notes on this.
Aug 08, 2022Marea hasn't fully relaxed in years.
Aug 09, 2022Marea learned in college not to rush toward a lecture about Kant.
Aug 10, 2022It's rude to bring a gun to a superhero fight.
Aug 11, 2022I often shoot lightning when I'm not thinking clearly.
Aug 12, 2022It has been a long day for Doctor Science.
Aug 16, 2022It's a good thing Doctor Science studied the classics.
Aug 17, 2022First time its saved anyone outside of a trolley.
Aug 18, 2022Guys, stop reminding people of comics with good art.
Aug 19, 2022Nimmo lives dangerously.
Aug 22, 2022Does the tree have eyes? It seems like pertinent information.
Aug 23, 2022I don't think the DSM tends to take gods' input on their decisions.
Aug 24, 2022Connoisseurs of moments of silence, presumably.
Aug 25, 2022Destroying the world is profitable. In the short term.
Aug 26, 2022Oryx doesn't trust good days. On those days, the owls come.
Aug 29, 2022“And reading is fundamental!”
Aug 30, 2022In some ways, Rick is still in that kitchen.
Aug 31, 2022Sometimes, friends are just the ones that will put up with you.
Sep 01, 2022Worth the risk.
Sep 02, 2022I refuse to look it up, on principle.
Sep 05, 2022Bloodwing was not ready for this revelation.
Sep 06, 2022They went to the aquarium, thanks for asking.
Sep 07, 2022The owl adds gravitas.
Sep 08, 2022Lord Downy is an amazing hype man.
Sep 09, 2022It's weird that he can sweat.
Sep 12, 2022Bloodwing's best friend is blood.
Sep 13, 2022Being human is a pain. No wonder owls are better at it.
Sep 14, 2022Mecha Mistress probably has missiles.
Sep 15, 2022“Nearly human” is an enviable amount of human to be.
Sep 16, 2022Poor Shadow Master. He'd have been better not knowing.
Sep 19, 2022What does a good idea look like? Probably not this.
Sep 20, 2022It's catchy.
Sep 21, 2022Or maybe there's just a shark outside.
Sep 22, 2022People really dodged a bullet, there.
Sep 23, 2022This is one of the many ways Yont is bad with money.
Sep 26, 2022The best enemy is a dumb enemy.
Sep 27, 2022That was probably a good idea, anyway.
Sep 28, 2022That sounds like a good way to get diseases.
Sep 29, 2022The context clues are important.
Sep 30, 2022Coincidentally, all food Tryst tries to eat will now burst into flame.
Oct 03, 2022That, or this is the curse.
Oct 04, 2022The power of friendship is pretty weird.
Oct 05, 2022You know, if you're lucky.
Oct 06, 2022That talisman is full of badass ghost mercs.
Oct 07, 2022“This, right here? This is why you need to keep out of my stuff.”
Oct 10, 2022Correction: that amulet appears to have been pretty cursed.
Oct 11, 2022It's good to know where you stand with the ghost pile.
Oct 12, 2022Honestly, it would explain a lot.
Oct 13, 2022When all you have is the power of friendship, everything looks like a friend.
Oct 14, 2022I guess we're all ignoring that alien thing, then.
Oct 17, 2022Glorp finds this all very sweet.
Oct 18, 2022Oryx smiles through his potential tears.
Oct 19, 2022Not having hands is Bloodsport's excuse for everything.
Oct 20, 2022Revenge is inherently unhealthy, anyway.
Oct 21, 2022Fewer lions than is traditional, though.
Oct 24, 2022Now he has to find his own distractions? Lame.
Oct 25, 2022Hopefully she likes storms.
Oct 26, 2022She just sprints toward that “brief excitement,” huh?
Oct 27, 2022Dick has never seen a live T-rex, and that's a crime.
Oct 28, 2022This is actually what all ghost chain sounds are.
Oct 31, 2022And the best part of magical phobias is that it's impossible to tell whether or not they're irrational!
Nov 01, 2022She probably watches all those Hallmark Christmas movies.
Nov 02, 2022Seems straightforward to me.
Nov 03, 2022It wasn't even fun rude, like usual.
Nov 04, 2022They know an inciting action when they see it.
Nov 07, 2022I guess Tragedy got better use of his tongue between panels one and four.
Nov 08, 2022That was never up for debate.
Nov 09, 2022No. I have decided not.
Nov 10, 2022Rick keeps not dying, which is an experience that will eventually mellow you out.
Nov 11, 2022Manea is really adding to the “hellscape” description.
Nov 14, 2022Nimmo will fight a mammoth on his own, he just doesn't want to.
Nov 15, 2022Rick's friend group has a monopoly on vexation.
Nov 16, 2022Manea is getting really into this jam sesh.
Nov 17, 2022If Baba doesn't vent some of this frustration, someone is losing a limb.
Nov 18, 2022Does it count as abdication when you're 874th in line?
Nov 21, 2022They never listen.
Nov 22, 2022This is how Baba deals with stress.
Nov 23, 2022I do not appreciate her pointing out the lack of background.
Nov 24, 2022This would be an ignoble end for ol' Yont.
Nov 28, 2022Rick remembers like three things.
Nov 29, 2022Yont curses destiny at every opportunity.
Nov 30, 2022A good arm wouldn't come off that easily.
Dec 01, 2022Roux is being extremely patient today.
Dec 02, 2022I wonder what the copay is for a demon therapist.
Dec 05, 2022Trystine got into comics so she could better pick on her friends.
Dec 06, 2022Dick just meant that everything in space looks like eighties sci-fi, but he got off-topic.
Dec 07, 2022Roux isn't putting up with this nonsense.
Dec 08, 2022After seven hours, it would just be silly to stop.
Dec 09, 2022He's had cat hair in his mouth for days.
Dec 12, 2022Manea has been spending too much time on the Internet.
Dec 13, 2022Most choirs don't accept owls, more's the pity.
Dec 14, 2022Card games should only be used for evil.
Dec 15, 2022“There is a zombie on my head right now. He's one of our best friends.”
Dec 16, 2022The friend is this fire.
Dec 19, 2022It must hurt to always talk around his tongue like that.
Dec 20, 2022Happy Holidays to any microscopic readers.
Dec 21, 2022Rick has met a Valkyrie, and still doesn't really know what one is.
Dec 22, 2022It's not her fault. That IS just like the prophecy.
Dec 23, 2022How hard is it to hook ornaments to tentacles? Literally no humane way to know.
Dec 26, 2022“So… happy belated, then.”
Dec 27, 2022Really, neither of them have any self-control.
Dec 28, 2022Aphrodite has a lot of passions to fit about.
Dec 29, 2022Oryx hasn't been normal since his horns started growing.
Dec 30, 2022It's hard to learn a lesson as a goat.
Jan 02, 2023I think that takedown was a little hammy.
Jan 03, 2023The Oryx struck fear into all that didn't know him.
Jan 04, 2023Unrelated: Glorp is great at scouting ahead.
Jan 05, 2023There are a lot of reasons why Tryst is like an anime protagonist.
Jan 06, 2023Carrie is technically correct, but it's still rude to point it out.
Jan 09, 2023Glorp is having a great, safe time.
Jan 10, 2023Tryst probably won't kill her, but she will have some cutting words.
Jan 11, 2023Glorp is a medical marvel.
Jan 12, 2023Tryst is becoming more and more like an anime protagonist as time goes on.
Jan 13, 2023This whole ordeal has been very taxing on Carrie.
Jan 16, 2023Ice cream is a cure-all.
Jan 17, 2023It’s a beautiful language.
Jan 18, 2023Oryx is a straight-talker.
Jan 19, 2023Those dangerous artifacts are staying in those boxes forever.
Jan 20, 2023Baba hates not being her own boss.
Jan 23, 2023He demonstrably is having this conversation.
Jan 24, 2023Serves him right for wanting to have a nice time with his friends.
Jan 25, 2023“Here’s another idea: bring it, scrub.”
Jan 26, 2023Chompers is brutally efficient.
Jan 27, 2023It’s the little things.
Jan 30, 2023Being a killbot usually is more fun, as a rule.
Jan 31, 2023“I’m a Killbot! He was my creator! It’s what we do!”
Feb 01, 2023He means long in emotional time.
Feb 02, 2023This is the first evidence that Oryx wears other clothes. 
Feb 03, 2023In retrospect, it was kind of a boneheaded move.
Feb 06, 2023Nobody should have to be related to The Techie.
Feb 07, 2023Oryx has wandered off to have some tea.
Feb 08, 2023Evil revenge ghosts are the worst kind.
Feb 09, 2023Meanwhile, Oryx sips his tea in relative peace.
Feb 10, 2023Hiding in the kitchen is my go-to party move.
Feb 13, 2023Is Manic Mistress “people?” Discuss.
Feb 14, 2023The Techie is still pretty sure gods are fake.
Feb 15, 2023There’s a reason The Techie was a B-tier villain.
Feb 16, 2023Oryx has a warped definition of “sweet.”
Feb 17, 2023Oryx ends up in a sitcom family across all timelines.
Feb 20, 2023Birds ARE secretly dinosaurs, so you know they’re cunning.
Feb 21, 2023The laws are to restrict ugly bathtubs walking around.
Feb 22, 2023There’s not enough pity in the world.
Feb 23, 2023That tub really stuck the landing.
Feb 24, 2023Baba is over being the mom-friend.
Feb 27, 2023That ended exactly as I expected it would. With vomit in the tub.
Feb 28, 2023They play that game whenever I decide it would be funny.
Mar 01, 2023And then he immediately loses them again.
Mar 02, 2023What is this, Nimmo week?
Mar 03, 2023Oryx would be shocked to learn that he is cool.
Mar 06, 2023Gods do tend to be distressingly human.
Mar 07, 2023Should we imagine the rhinoceros as anthropomorphic? A conundrum.
Mar 08, 2023This kind of thing only happens on Wednesdays.
Mar 09, 2023Nimmo didn’t even need to think about who wrote that note.
Mar 10, 2023They are determined not to let adversity bring them together. I respect that.
Mar 13, 2023Like most Greek gods, Aphrodite is driven by either sex or vengeance.
Mar 14, 2023Nimmo knows a lot of etymological trivia.
Mar 15, 2023If she’s lucky, this is all a fear hallucination.
Mar 16, 2023Anansi has probably almost destroyed the world a few times.
Mar 17, 2023Filler Art Friday: Chain Gang
Mar 20, 2023Radioactivity should be reported much more quickly than this.
Mar 21, 2023"I just became jealous of every being in the universe that’s anywhere but here."
Mar 22, 2023The goddess of love should also be in charge of denuclearization, probably.
Mar 23, 2023Most of us are terminally mortal.
Mar 24, 2023Aphrodite really wishes she could just seduce someone right now.
Mar 27, 2023But we know. 
Mar 28, 2023I ask myself that every day.
Mar 29, 2023Aphrodite reluctantly respects the hustle.
Mar 30, 2023Nimmo has the patience of a saint.
Mar 31, 2023You don’t want your god to be under copyright, though.
Apr 03, 2023The Theater Bats would need a makeover before being put on tv.
Apr 04, 2023That’s a terrible poem.
Apr 05, 2023He talks like this all the time.
Apr 06, 2023He should probably develop a new way to learn.
Apr 10, 2023He did, however, make chlorine gas at breakfast.
Apr 11, 2023In his defense, it does sound pretty metal.
Apr 12, 2023GIANT DUNG BEETLE: THREAT OR MENACE?
Apr 13, 2023Green Ninja plays life on hard mode.
Apr 14, 2023That’s right. It’s gonna be that kind of storyline.
Apr 17, 2023Customer Service Golem works on commission.
Apr 18, 2023That amulet should probably be behind glass.
Apr 19, 2023Customer Service Golem does not make assumptions lightly.
Apr 20, 2023Octopuses are one of the least petable animals, as it happens.
Apr 21, 2023Sometimes I remember that Dick lived in Biblical Hell for like a year.
Apr 24, 2023Dang, now I want some corn.
Apr 25, 2023A little late to get ahead of it.
Apr 26, 2023The pyramids were definitely made by humans.
Apr 27, 2023Not having to use your mouth is the best reason to have voices in your head.
Apr 28, 2023Chompers is not known for phoning it in.
May 01, 2023Oryx used to be pretty creepy.
May 02, 2023Things can be both distinguished and evil.
May 03, 2023Nazi magic is the worst magic.
May 04, 2023Ironically, this makes Tragedy the funny one.
May 05, 2023That’s his thing.
May 08, 2023No, no. This is self-explanatory.
May 09, 2023Aw, man. I thought it was Draculas.
May 10, 2023I wonder in how many ways that’s a bad idea.
May 11, 2023Werewolves don’t believe in cannibalism.
May 12, 2023Manea is unreliable in a reliable sort of way.
May 15, 2023Oh! That makes it easy, then.
May 16, 2023They’re cuter than normal spiders, but creepier than normal wolves!
May 17, 2023Shadow Master is very good at petty grudges.
May 18, 2023It is, though. He looks like Anubis.
May 22, 2023“All bow-wow to me and my blood moon” would have been more appropriate.
May 23, 2023Not having a meat-body is a privilege certain people like to abuse.
May 24, 2023I sure hope those werewolves get their shadows back someday.
May 25, 2023What a rude dead hand.
May 26, 2023"Middle finger up" is big monkey’s paw energy. 
May 29, 2023“I didn't even want the laser sword!”
May 30, 2023That was a pretty lucky interpretation of that wish, actually.
May 31, 2023You have to imagine a ton of whirring coming from that dress.
Jun 01, 2023Rick knows he’s being set up, but responds anyway.
Jun 02, 2023Gods always get to eat the best stuff.
Jun 05, 2023I have to stop giving them free reign.
Jun 06, 2023Now, NO ONE will have to know it.
Jun 07, 2023The dark figure keeps getting closer. This is probably fine.
Jun 08, 2023He has the same problem with eyes.
Jun 09, 2023He’s ruined a perfectly good bit.
Jun 12, 2023It would be nice to get special attention just because you’re feeling bubbly.
Jun 13, 2023What’s the point of being in a perennial relationship if you’re going to be TOUCHY about it?
Jun 14, 2023Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Jun 15, 2023Customer Service Golem was never updated for small talk.
Jun 16, 2023Vampires are also bad sounding boards.
Jun 19, 2023Nobody ever likes Shadow Master.
Jun 20, 2023Vampires: technically company, terrible opinions.
Jun 21, 2023I’ve arbitrarily decided that he can still fly. You’re welcome.
Jun 22, 2023More side-characters as dogs! I refuse to get tired of this!
Jun 23, 2023Shadow Master, not feeling like enough of a heel, insults all dogs.
Jun 26, 2023Watching Shadow Master get killed is a lot like chocolate cake.
Jun 27, 2023Real supervillains only monologue in letter form.
Jun 28, 2023Shadow Master has come to long for death.
Jun 29, 2023She could probably also do lasers.
Jun 30, 2023It's terrible, when they get sarcastic.
Jul 03, 2023Marea has to deal with entirely too much of this.
Jul 04, 2023This is a weird Independence Day comic.
Jul 05, 2023Marea gets kidnapped kind of a lot, so she’s the expert.
Jul 06, 2023Customer Service Golem runs a responsible establishment.
Jul 10, 2023The last cut is the deepest.
Jul 11, 2023Poor Shadow Master. Such a poor grasp on irony.
Jul 12, 2023Don’t worry, you are.
Jul 13, 2023Ice cream is very important to modern enlightenment.
Jul 14, 2023Yont has old fashioned hobbies.
Jul 17, 2023Tryst has killed fairies.
Jul 18, 2023I should think about carcinisation less.
Jul 19, 2023That won’t hold up in court.
Jul 20, 2023They are mean! Glad we addressed it.
Jul 21, 2023“I wasn’t going to follow through!”
Jul 24, 2023Gotta cut her evil nails so she doesn’t scratch the furniture.
Jul 25, 2023Green Ninja is going to die of heat stroke.
Jul 26, 2023Casually paraphrasing the Book of Job, why not?
Jul 27, 2023How does a tadpole throttle? The ultimate question.
Jul 28, 2023Maybe they ought to have a dream sequence storyline. As a sort of punishment.
Jul 31, 2023Bloodsport has seen some shit.
Aug 01, 2023Looks like it’s… curtains for this relationship!
Aug 02, 2023You must imagine most of the destruction. The trees are there as aids to this.
Aug 03, 2023Tiger would take great offense at being called a “tomcat,” which is of course why it happened.
Aug 04, 2023This is what you get with animal spirits. Musk.
Aug 07, 2023Then they buy some very nice curtains.
Aug 08, 2023And they were.
Aug 09, 2023Tryst is going to cut that tiger up like it’s a Far Cry game.
Aug 10, 2023I didn't plan for Tryst to be doing this well.
Aug 11, 2023Those queer-coded ladies find everything funny.
Aug 13, 2023Glorp has been taking all of this very well.
Aug 15, 2023Glorp did not choose this life. It chose him.
Aug 15, 2023Tryst went a little “mama bear” for a second there.
Aug 17, 2023"Don't alert the children" is a pretty good band name.
Aug 18, 2023Oryx knows about predators.
Aug 21, 2023That’s Bloodsport’s “offended” glorp.
Aug 22, 2023Seems obvious when you say it out loud.
Aug 23, 2023Oryx beats himself up all the time.
Aug 28, 2023Gotta keep those eggs moist.
Aug 29, 2023Sometimes, Baba gets to annoy somebody.
Aug 30, 2023He’s the chosen one.
Aug 31, 2023He'd be madder if his nostrils were lower to the ground.
Sep 01, 2023“You’re why this place looks so ugly.”
Sep 04, 2023Manea’s “bag of potatoes” stage is her least chaotic form.
Sep 05, 2023“I actually have a lot, but I’m taking them to the grave.”
Sep 06, 2023It’s gonna be one of those long, wet days.
Sep 07, 2023He gets glued to the floor with distressing regularity.
Sep 08, 2023Nimmo’s assistance is very important here.
Sep 11, 2023I mean, his memory’s not great.
Sep 12, 2023It’s raining cat. You know, like that famous saying?
Sep 13, 2023It’s a subtle but important difference.
Sep 14, 2023You know it’s bad news when they pull out capital letters like that.
Sep 15, 2023Nimmo refuses to examine this statement for irony.
Sep 18, 2023Last names are too much trouble.
Sep 19, 2023I hold this whole court in contempt.
Sep 20, 2023Nimmo’s good at mockery.
Sep 21, 2023He pronounced it "law ampersand order," in case you were wondering.
Sep 22, 2023He’s got a daredevil heart in that squishy green frame.
Sep 25, 2023New study suggests shooting lighting indoors is a bad idea.
Sep 26, 2023This moral outrage has gotten off-topic.
Sep 27, 2023Nimmo is against giant predators holding office.
Sep 28, 2023Chompers is naturally spooktacular.
Sep 29, 2023That would probably be my reaction to a giant, uncaged bat.
Oct 02, 2023Giant snakes are always a possibility.
Oct 03, 2023“Shooting ice from your hands” is totally a trade.
Oct 04, 2023He's going to melt his face off.
Oct 05, 2023Like he needs more attention.
Oct 06, 2023Get that Tadpole a spa day.
Oct 09, 2023Omnipresence means you can be offering high fives all of the time.
Oct 10, 2023They do look very similar from the outside.
Oct 11, 2023She didn’t need to whisper that, no one else could hear it.
Oct 12, 2023Being chosen by a sloth is still more embarrassing.
Oct 13, 2023Trystine is asexual.
Oct 16, 2023Fear is an important part of love.
Oct 17, 2023“Not at all, child. You can think of me as a kind fairy,” she tried to say.
Oct 18, 2023Glorp defies gods at an eighth grade level.
Oct 23, 2023The gods will not admit to being scared of Oryx… but they are cautious.
Oct 24, 2023Why aren’t we blackmailing more, as a society?
Oct 25, 2023Chompers does all the real cleaning, anyway.
Oct 26, 2023Nimmo should not be allowed disposable income.
Oct 27, 2023Other people are the worst.
Oct 30, 2023What's a romance without a corpse?
Oct 31, 2023The lopsided ears are a nice touch.
Nov 01, 2023First off, there probably IS, they’re just not popular.
Nov 02, 2023Ghosts ask very few questions, traditionally.
Nov 03, 2023That goat was meant to be free.
Nov 06, 2023He has to relearn this every year.
Nov 07, 2023A small part of Rick will always be afraid that dream really happened.
Nov 07, 2023Dick's brand of humor is talk-show ready.
Nov 09, 2023Hey, hey hey! I am not taking art criticism from a wizard.
Nov 10, 2023That's as good a bookend as any.
Nov 13, 2023At least Rick got to sleep though his most recent kidnappings.
Nov 14, 2023Chompers was the mastermind all along! What a shocking twist!
Nov 15, 2023That cat is hard to read.
Nov 16, 2023The capital letters remain integral.
Nov 17, 2023Secretly, Yont just wants some pickles.
Nov 20, 2023I almost made the speech lines connect to the wrong head.
Nov 21, 2023Rick is being a real grinch about this.
Nov 22, 2023Personally, I just hate those gnomes that have popped up everywhere.
Nov 23, 2023Magic is the most likely explanation for eveything.
Nov 24, 2023“Like this moment, right now! Pretty sure it’s all an attempt on my life.”
Nov 27, 2023I put the damn speech lines pointing to the wrong head again.
Nov 28, 2023New data: they have a queen.
Nov 28, 2023Baba takes antics very seriously.
Nov 30, 2023Whatever. Who needs to draw a character for a third time?
Dec 01, 2023Rainbows are famously touchy.
Dec 04, 2023I mean, we ARE pretty self-important.
Dec 05, 2023That got unnecessarily crass.
Dec 06, 2023Most things, canonically, are real.
Dec 07, 2023Who hasn't weeped for joy at the occasional pierogi?
Dec 08, 2023I'm pretty convinced at least some of his brain is in his tentacles.
Dec 11, 2023Tryst's favorite pastime is annoying her dads.
Dec 11, 2023Mondays are a bad day for traumatic flashbacks.
Dec 13, 2023Osmosis is usually an inefficient way to drink tea.
Dec 14, 2023Tact is for people without ice powers.
Dec 15, 2023She's right: banter IS fun.
Dec 18, 2023Glorp is learning a lot today.
Dec 19, 2023Heeding warnings is the ticket to a boring life.
Dec 20, 2023What a dapper assassin!
Dec 21, 2023Magicks with a “k.” That’s the real stuff.
Dec 22, 2023Glorp can be pretty metal when he wants to be.
Jan 08, 2024We're back! And with tigers.
Jan 09, 2024"It was so easy, not having access to knives."
Jan 10, 2024This house is chock-full of cynics.
Jan 12, 2024Chompers just has to sit here and listen to this nonsense.
Jan 15, 2024Slap that on a t-shirt.
Jan 16, 2024She is going to ruin that piano.
Jan 17, 2024This is a losing battle. Roux is already in her head.
Jan 18, 2024That "future ex-girlfriend" thing was supposed to be a joke! This broke bad fast!
Jan 19, 2024Nimmo picks up Internet slang only when it might apply to him.
Jan 22, 2024"Kind of a low blow, universe."
Jan 23, 2024"Our reality is a lot of fun until it's not."
Jan 24, 2024He was asking for that.
Jan 25, 2024You can tell Lucifer is a bad guy because he underestimates old ladies.
Jan 26, 2024This is the type of thing Marea calls “great social media fodder.”
Jan 29, 2024Dick tore that wing right off. He was sick of flying.
Jan 30, 2024He’ll do it, too. He’s done it before.
Jan 31, 2024Sounds like Satan’s down another wing.
Feb 01, 2024They do know a necromancer. He probably wouldn’t help.
Feb 05, 2024Does anyone compare asparagus to corn? It seems unlikely.
Feb 06, 2024Later, Rick gets black lung.
Feb 07, 2024It’s important to plan for the future.
Feb 08, 2024Then they both died.
Feb 09, 2024Yont was the only one to get hurt. This tracks.
Feb 12, 2024The terror was other people’s. The misery was his own.
Feb 13, 2024“I hate to be behind the curve like this.”
Feb 14, 2024There’s a lot of temporal assumptions being made here.
Feb 15, 2024You don’t need a dark backstory if you’re just a guy.
Feb 19, 20242024 will be the year we overthrow the gods.
Feb 20, 2024Aphrodite makes a lot of enemies.
Feb 21, 2024Carrie has an elaborate backstory.
Feb 22, 2024Now they’ve lost the track completely.
Feb 23, 2024Her passive-aggression IS cute. Polite of her to notice.
Feb 26, 2024That is pure hubris, Max.
Feb 27, 2024Another missed opportunity to wish for ice cream.
Feb 28, 2024Manea is great at metaphors.
Feb 29, 2024Manea would have given them some zombies.
Mar 01, 2024Glorp was looking forward to making some bad decisions.
Mar 04, 2024Oryx has never liked adventure, to be fair.
Mar 05, 2024He's not wrong.
Mar 06, 2024Beware of educated cats.
Mar 07, 2024There is no carrot cake in pain dimensions.
Mar 08, 2024The bats are feeling the ennui today.
Mar 11, 2024You need pride to be able to take offense.
Mar 12, 2024There are no other tables until I decide to draw one.
Mar 13, 2024Moral philosophy makes Shadow Master nervous.
Mar 14, 2024Harming children is pure villainy.
Mar 15, 2024Why doesn’t that mug have a top? It’s weird looking. Let’s all look, and judge my artistic choices.
Mar 18, 2024World domination may be hard to achieve, but it’s easy to visualize.
Mar 19, 2024Shadow Master was not drunk enough for this conversation.
Mar 20, 2024“And my apartment is an ugly color.”
Mar 22, 2024Manea has a passion for ornithological passion.
Mar 25, 2024You have to admit: as lies go, it’s pretty believable.
Mar 26, 2024It’s nice to be better off than your smartest friend.
Mar 27, 2024Not listening to your own words is a great defense mechanism.
Mar 28, 2024It’s easy to become codependent after a mind meld.
Mar 29, 2024This conversation doesn’t sound healthy.
Apr 01, 2024Personally, I don’t think kids’ books SHOULD advocate being hit by lightning.
Apr 02, 2024Baba lives in constant fear.
Apr 03, 2024Chompers does not want to have this conversation.
Apr 04, 2024I still don’t know how I feel about that blur effect.
Apr 05, 2024Tryst loves acquiring new character traits. You can just tell.
Apr 08, 2024Oryx’s life is defined by his mistakes.
Apr 09, 2024Owls plan girls’ nights all the time.
Apr 10, 2024Technically, his BEAK is writing checks.
Apr 11, 2024You have to draw the line somewhere.
Apr 12, 2024Glorp can smell a dark backstory like sharks smell blood.
Apr 15, 2024Glorp was really looking forward to doing a shopping montage.
Apr 16, 2024“This statement is improperly seasoned.”
Apr 17, 2024Owls make great hairbrushes. Don’t fact check that.
Apr 18, 2024“Just assume everything in the basement is cursed.”
Apr 19, 2024Tryst really traded up in the parent department.
Apr 22, 2024Bloodsport refuses to apologize for appreciating art.
Apr 23, 2024I have no follow-up questions.
Apr 24, 2024Politics are awful in the Cute Plane.
Apr 25, 2024“Like if a god cursed someone to lose his hands, for instance--”
Apr 26, 2024Makes you wonder why that door isn’t locked more often.
Apr 29, 2024Thinking you’re funny is the first step toward actually being funny.
Apr 30, 2024There was no step two to this plan.
May 01, 2024Human interaction is overrated.
May 02, 2024Bloodwing is only here to tell everyone when they’re being ridiculous.
May 03, 2024Manic Mistress buys great, timely gifts.
May 06, 2024“Or any of my friends, but angry?”
May 07, 2024Such venom! Someone hasn’t eaten lunch yet.
May 08, 2024There are few things more empowering than still being alive.
May 09, 2024I feel like that hair would be a nightmare to dye.
May 10, 2024Dick’s weakness is that his skin gets dry easily.
May 12, 2024Swordfight day is the quietest day in the neighborhood.
May 14, 2024It can be nice to have good bad ideas every once in a while.
May 14, 2024Technically, they’re not overrated if nobody thinks they’re worth anything.
May 16, 2024I keep forgetting to revoke his fourth wall privileges.
May 17, 2024Wow kind of rude.
May 20, 2024Didn’t work.
May 21, 2024So that’s three nickels.
May 22, 2024“Except the zombies. I made those on purpose.”
May 23, 2024Mecha Mistress is going to get fucked up on magnets before the night is over.
May 24, 2024I wonder if the other two can also command the undead.
May 27, 2024Maybe he could be reprogrammed as some kind of butler.
May 28, 2024To be fair, those little girls are extremely powerful.
May 29, 2024That’s some fucking good cursing.
May 30, 2024World domination is a stupid idea, to be fair.
May 31, 2024Shadow Master is consistently bad at evil plans.
Jun 03, 2024“Beep boop” is the only acceptable thing to say when you find yourself in a robot body.
Jun 04, 2024If Marea gets drunk enough, she might not remember this in the morning.
Jun 05, 2024This is why Doctor Science hates sentient machines.
Jun 06, 2024Reality IS ridiculous! I have it on good authority.
Jun 07, 2024Her robot hand isn’t that weird.
Jun 10, 2024Comic posits that being loved is a sin! Comic creator wins every writing award for beautiful insight into the human psyche!
Jun 11, 2024“Have you tried appreciating each other’s struggles?”
Jun 12, 2024"Just assume it's all a hallucination."
Jun 13, 2024Do robots give good hugs? Research needed.
Jun 14, 2024Fire sharks are creatures of justice.
Jun 17, 2024Marea likes her head. Despite it all.
Jun 17, 2024The witch-eye sees everything.
Jun 19, 2024Knives bounce off of Marea like she’s a Looney Toon.
Jun 20, 2024“I can get hurt BADLY.”
Jun 21, 2024“As well as his disinterest in my hobbies.”
Jun 24, 2024Baba has been gathering ferocious allies for the final confrontation.
Jun 24, 2024Comedy has been Jokerized.
Jun 26, 2024The fire marshal knows him of old.
Jun 26, 2024He should be taking advantage of his diplomatic immunity more often.
Jun 28, 2024Manea thinks she’s being sneaky, but we all see her stealing that soup.
Jul 01, 2024For some reason, this feels like an invasion.
Jul 02, 2024Life was so simple when he was miserable.
Jul 03, 2024Well, maybe his novel shouldn't be so boring!
Jul 04, 2024This is a weird Independence Day comic, I realize far too late.
Jul 05, 2024Well, she’s right about the Holidays. Too many explosions.
Jul 08, 2024To be fair, he’s a hands-off boss.
Jul 08, 2024Baba almost lost sight of the power dynamic here.
Jul 10, 2024I also don’t have a greatest enemy, either. Yet.
Jul 11, 2024I’m pretty proud of “Dorothy of the Gales,” actually.
Jul 12, 2024Gotta love their optimism.
Jul 15, 2024She’s like the worst genie you’ve ever met.
Jul 16, 2024“I’m not angry, but I am going to punish you.”
Jul 17, 2024Oryx used to live alone.
Jul 18, 2024How dare Max make her use her phone as a phone.
Jul 19, 2024Probably should have talked to Carrie longer.
Jul 22, 2024Dick has done worse with death gods.
Jul 23, 2024Is casting bones “dark,” or more “morally gray?”
Jul 24, 2024I should start saying “you may bow” more.
Jul 25, 2024“Acceptable” nothing. Wind might be the best murder weapon.
Jul 26, 2024Glorp wants to be big.
Jul 29, 2024Grock Rick with the rational reaction.
Jul 30, 2024Well, it was worth a try.
Jul 31, 2024Potions are meant to be drunk.
Aug 01, 2024*GLORP*
Aug 02, 2024"On days like this, it pays to be unlikeable."
Aug 05, 2024Nobody likes to hear that they have a little twister.
Aug 08, 2024That’s a lot of self-loathing she’s got to figure out.
Aug 09, 2024There was more blood in this tornado than advertised.
Aug 12, 2024The real Manea is taking a nap right now.
Aug 13, 2024The wind’s mouth is writing checks that its body can’t catch.
Aug 14, 2024Oryx enjoys the “proud parent” role.
Aug 15, 2024The use of the word “survive” is only for effect.
Aug 16, 2024Today, a witch makes small talk with a blood owl. This is considered moderately strange.
Aug 19, 2024Weather witches have a lot of wind-based insults.
Aug 20, 2024Everyone needs an owl on their head, reminding them not to fail.
Aug 21, 2024Oh good, Oryx survived.
Aug 22, 2024Glorp would like to keep his innocence, please.
Aug 23, 2024Rational decisions happen to other people.
Aug 26, 2024Walked right into that one.
Aug 27, 2024Aw, she’s so down about the rise of representative government!
Aug 28, 2024That cat is a snitch.
Aug 29, 2024Becoming a worse person as I age is my most reasonable fear.
Aug 30, 2024“Good of you to have noticed.”
Sep 02, 2024Wizards should stay out of gene splicing, as a rule.
Sep 03, 2024“I’m a closed book.”
Sep 04, 2024Some motivations are better unexamined.
Sep 05, 2024They didn’t get sick leave in Hell, either.
Sep 06, 2024“Some days I barely manage it.”
Sep 09, 2024Nimmo’s sword has been left sheathed for too long.
Sep 10, 2024“If enough of them get rolling, I can use terrible fanfiction to make cheap power!”
Sep 11, 2024On his deathbed, Oryx will not regret never having seen Avatar.
Sep 12, 2024Not having to go inside a submarine does indeed charm your life.
Sep 13, 2024Blueberry-based curses are the worst kind.
Sep 16, 2024“But would produce donuts.”
Sep 17, 2024This is already going so well!
Sep 18, 2024Some friends are really there for entertainment value.
Sep 19, 2024Yont wasted a whole week, one day.
Sep 20, 2024He kept insisting “donuts are just wheels that have been burned.”
Sep 23, 2024The whole house is pink, but now there’s a layer of black in the bathroom.
Sep 24, 2024Lotta fish fetishists in this town.
Sep 25, 2024It will be interesting to find out which light no longer works.
Sep 26, 2024It’s really a miracle that they haven't killed each other.
Sep 27, 2024I’m the same way with quicksand.
Sep 30, 2024Witches tend to do things for themselves; they forget there are other options.
Oct 01, 2024“Tensions rise in the Middle East as a wizard eats a cookie.”
Oct 02, 2024Geez, you get kidnapped once or twice, and suddenly it’s like you’ve got a grudge!
Oct 03, 2024With those legs, it’s no surprise he’s not on time!
Oct 04, 2024The mothman is a sad little (moth)man.
Oct 07, 2024That sentient hula hoop has a lot of opinions about being outdated.
Oct 07, 2024He doesn’t have the arms for much, if we’re being honest.
Oct 09, 2024“Working to become more stupid” is a bit of an oxymoron.
Oct 10, 2024He says what we’re all thinking!
Oct 11, 2024Going for the world record of most unnecessary white space today.
Oct 14, 2024Also good: friends who like the same board games as you.
Oct 15, 2024The Mothman looks to the future, not the past.
Oct 16, 2024Sometimes you have to make parties as you find them.
Oct 17, 2024Believe in your friends. That’s today’s moral.
Oct 18, 2024“Kind of like a stupid Batman.”
Oct 21, 2024Kirk is really leaning into the goth look today.
Oct 22, 2024This is the mothman’s case, dammit!
Oct 23, 2024Note to self: write the mothman a dramatic speech.
Oct 24, 2024“They will not be missed.”
Oct 25, 2024To be fair, Chakra is both a snake and a hoop: the best dog toy ever.
Oct 28, 2024Somewhere, someone is getting hit over the head with a blackjack, and Rick doesn’t have to know about it.
Oct 29, 2024Well. That looks unlikely.
Oct 30, 2024Turns out there’s a reason the mothman isn’t hired more often.
Oct 31, 2024Fairies. That’s the Halloween comic, I guess.
Nov 01, 2024Can the mothman outfly fairies? Theologists have long debated.
Nov 04, 2024A polite fairy would at least tell you why you’ve been bisected.
Nov 05, 2024“I demand only the most trigger-happy murderers.”
Nov 06, 2024I wonder if the police read the same article that he did.
Nov 07, 2024A good moral, and good advice for life.
Nov 08, 2024You try to buy a guy one bag of leftover Halloween candy, and you never hear the end of it.
Nov 11, 2024Maybe my future self just has better things to do.
Nov 11, 2024Vampires love going unnoticed almost as much as being noticed.
Nov 12, 2024It worked for Obi-Wan.
Nov 13, 2024The man traveled 600 miles in twenty years! I’m sorry, but that is just an abysmal showing.
Nov 15, 2024He had those scissors ready.
Nov 17, 2024Tadpoles eat rocks all the time. Tadpoles are little weirdos.
Nov 19, 2024Insufferably clever people are also unlikely to be kings.
Nov 20, 2024Tryst talks a big game, but she punches very few people.
Nov 21, 2024The jingle of those hideous bells!
Nov 22, 2024I don’t think Zeus would know what to make of a shopping cart.
Nov 25, 2024Most owls don’t cuddle this well.
Nov 26, 2024It’s easy to forget about personal space when you’re excited about time loops.
Nov 27, 2024My life syncs up with The Wizard of Oz soundtrack.
Nov 28, 2024A lesson for next year.
Nov 29, 2024Green Ninja has an undiagnosed pine allergy.
Dec 02, 2024Staring into space is part of the creative process.
Dec 03, 2024Exit, pursued by knowledge.
Dec 04, 2024Who says “chummy” anymore?
Dec 04, 2024Hackers are always ruining game night.
Dec 06, 2024Oryx irritates Dick because he respects his opinion.
Dec 09, 2024Dick has a strange idea as to what qualifies as “a date.”
Dec 10, 2024Sometimes, when a robot punches you in the face, the world is trying too hard.
Dec 11, 2024There may be some salvaging game night after all.
Dec 12, 2024Dramatic revelations really clear your sinuses.
Dec 13, 2024Nobody should have to be in the room while their roommate is getting turned on.
Dec 16, 2024Does blue mean safe or infected? Something to consider.
Dec 17, 2024Well, she’s bricked.
Dec 17, 2024That keyboard is a symbol of oppression.
Dec 19, 2024Lord Bloodwing should work in I.T.
Dec 20, 2024Dick says “fix” three times today. A record, probably.
Dec 23, 2024Living with a reformed murder robot isn’t all fun and games.
Dec 24, 2024Can’t do anything without that arm.
Dec 25, 2024All I want for Christmas…
Dec 26, 2024Inventing is more fun than counterhacking, that’s the problem.
Dec 30, 2024Who is Dick to deny someone their petty revenge?
Dec 31, 2024Dick’s rogue's gallery is way easier to deal with than his actual friends.
Jan 01, 2025Personally, I’ve never denied anything.
Jan 02, 2025It’s called “being focused.”
Jan 03, 2025Manea treasures new ideas more than anything.
Jan 06, 2025Spoiler: they are not.
Jan 07, 2025There will be no living with her now.
Jan 08, 2025I did not ask them to use the hashtags. They won’t stop.
Jan 09, 2025That kind of thing used to inspire more awe around here.
Jan 10, 2025Nobody shares Bloodsport’s love of cinema.
Jan 13, 2025Let sleeping sewage systems lie, I always say.
Jan 14, 2025Maybe she should be less on-brand.
Jan 15, 2025This is the weakness of polytheism.
Jan 16, 2025Yont had found his old diary and now it's everyone's problem.
Jan 17, 2025Can frogs look sideways? More questions than answers, here.
Jan 20, 2025Tragedy remembers all non-canon events. A useless ability.
Jan 21, 2025Goddesses bore easily.
Jan 22, 2025“It would be novel, to be boring.”
Jan 23, 2025Baba does not want to be part of your journey.
Jan 24, 2025Manea has a hard time with confrontation.
Jan 27, 2025Tryst lobbied hard to be the first character to get shading.
Jan 28, 2025Oryx hates the genre of story he’s in.
Jan 29, 2025Carrie could absolutely demolish a killer robot now.
Jan 30, 2025Nature is full of miracles.
Jan 31, 2025Zombies have no natural predators. He’s just showing off.
Feb 03, 2025There’s a “chocoholic” joke in here, but we’re politely not making it.
Feb 04, 2025Hard to come up with a more deserved eulogy.
Feb 05, 2025Our young zombies are not getting a good art education.
Feb 06, 2025Roux can learn, but she chooses not to.
Feb 07, 2025You can convey a lot with a carefully tilted sideways glance.
Feb 10, 2025Most superheroes are probably narcissists, anyway.
Feb 11, 2025Virgil is banned from speaking his Star Wars theories in the home.
Feb 12, 2025Bloodsport just wants to follow his dreams!
Feb 13, 2025Getting some harsh truths this storyline.
Feb 14, 2025Glorp is a remarkably well-informed five year old.
Feb 17, 2025Oryx should probably just start a real scrapbook.
Feb 18, 2025Bloodsport gives wet hugs.
Feb 19, 2025Way to ruin the hug.
Feb 20, 2025Tryst can pronounce brackets perfectly.
Feb 21, 2025Work-from-home writers wear pajamas, mostly.
Feb 24, 2025Gams for days.
Feb 25, 2025Tryst is never doing anyone a favor again.
Feb 26, 2025I wish I could have a kangaroo pouch whenever I wanted.
Feb 27, 2025Glorp wants to have his cake and eat his ice cream, too.
Feb 28, 2025Man, she is nailing this interview.
Mar 03, 2025It was a weak interview question, anyway.
Mar 04, 2025“Wouldn’t you just read what they wrote?”
Mar 05, 2025Employment is just slavery for money.
Mar 06, 2025I will now name this dread: Gustavo.
Mar 07, 2025Being active is a defining characteristic of the undead community.
Mar 10, 2025“Impetuous and Angry.”
Mar 11, 2025He’s got a little hat.
Mar 12, 2025Now that you mention it, those teeth are both huge and terrifying.
Mar 13, 2025A rabbit shouldn’t think human thoughts.
Mar 14, 2025At some point, Adorable Zombie Head had to leave to play video games, because Yont looked too appetizing.
Mar 18, 2025We’re all separated from reality. Some of us just own it.
Mar 19, 2025Not-crazy opinions are some of the best ones!
Mar 20, 2025“You know, a number. Between zero and one hundred.”
Mar 21, 2025Humans build houses to get away from the void!
Mar 24, 2025The man has a point: if you could space-litter, you would.
Mar 25, 2025Read the writing on the wall and go to space.
Mar 26, 2025Some of us just want to swim into space.
Mar 27, 2025I would need a lot of prompting before I went to space.
Mar 28, 2025“You know, like Hannibal Lecter.”
Mar 31, 2025“Also, I think you’re supposed to be a rabbit.”
Apr 01, 2025If I’d almost died in space, I’d be a lot more distraught about it.
Apr 02, 2025In an emergency: bite everyone.
Apr 03, 2025“My person was attacked. By teeth.”
Apr 04, 2025Warping smaller minds is so gauche.
Apr 07, 2025Rabbits in little hats are welcome in any dimension.
Apr 08, 2025The best revelations are the ones that don’t change anything.
Apr 09, 2025Those ants have learned a lot of complicated concepts over the years.
Apr 10, 2025Do giant frogs go to Hell?
Apr 11, 2025Like: why do they call it a “marshmallow?”
Apr 14, 2025That dang sun, searing her porcelain skin.
Apr 15, 2025She does this three nights a week.
Apr 16, 2025She was trying to make soup.
Apr 17, 2025Incidentally, can this be called “running?”
Apr 18, 2025Filler Art Friday: Butterflies
Apr 21, 2025I’m thinking “Hairy Houdini,” but that’s just first thought.
Apr 22, 2025That crow had to be deprogrammed.
Apr 23, 2025Computer Bug shared my love of nonsensical lists.
Apr 24, 2025Sadness is not a giant frowning cephalopod known for her patience.
Apr 25, 2025That bunny is basically a supervillain already.
Apr 28, 2025Smart rabbits don’t hunt werewolves.
Apr 29, 2025Know what else is narratively convenient? Invisible trees.
Apr 30, 2025This is all going exactly to plan.
May 01, 2025Lightning is the great equalizer.
May 02, 2025This rabbit’s a real white elephant.
May 05, 2025“That, or he’s protesting. We get to find out which!”
May 06, 2025“Also, don’t call her ma’am. What’s wrong with you?”
May 07, 2025“BWAAAP BWAAAP” is the song of the summer.
May 08, 2025It’s not even a good joke. That’s what’s so charming.
May 09, 2025It’s kind of an open secret, now.
May 12, 2025Sometimes Manea forgets that her whole deal isn’t an affectation.
May 13, 2025Mammals have had a good run.
May 15, 2025She definitely ate that evil bug.
May 16, 2025If he wants a baby, he should be more social.
May 19, 2025He needs to be up in three hours to make breakfast.
May 20, 2025Being perceived is the biggest cosmic joke of all.
May 21, 2025So early in the morning and already utterly defeated.
May 22, 2025Radical “anti-evil” take today. Fighting the good fight.
May 23, 2025Bats probably eat tadpoles, come to think of it.
May 26, 2025Nimmo’s relative normality is a minor miracle.
May 27, 2025Manea’s just happy to talk about all those numbers.
May 28, 2025“But who will I sell these capes to!?”
May 29, 2025You could replace “war criminal” with “animorph” and this would be the same comic.
May 30, 2025In another life, she was a chartered accountant.
Jun 02, 2025We call those “inside thoughts.”
Jun 03, 2025No red flags there?
Jun 04, 2025Moral nothing. That’s like four bad omens.
Jun 05, 2025“Though I suppose she might happen to someone."
Jun 06, 2025Birds eat mosquitos, incidentally.
Jun 09, 2025It’s a lot easier to live well when the vampires are dead.
Jun 11, 2025I made this one and then forgot to post it because I got sick. Whooops!
Jun 16, 2025Zombies are surprisingly loyal.
Jun 17, 2025“I’m sick of situations escalating.”
Jun 18, 2025Knocking over old ladies is almost never a good way to get shrimp.
Jun 19, 2025Vampires put too much truck in “the classics.”
Jun 20, 2025Chompers is gonna pet that dog.
Jun 23, 2025There. Now I don’t have to name him.
Jun 24, 2025It’s like an eclipse: too pretty to look away.
Jun 25, 2025Vampires hate this one weird trick!
Jun 26, 2025“That’s what they all say, when the zombie eyes come out."
Jun 30, 2025Plus, they can’t even go into houses. An embarrassing display.
Jul 01, 2025Oryx still labors under the impression that he’s cool.
Jul 02, 2025Shramps.
Jul 03, 2025Not worth considering.
Jul 04, 2025It’s like a fever. Fever for a hole.
Jul 07, 2025That’s 1,400 discrete explanations.
Jul 08, 2025Chompers doesn’t notice seeds, I’ve just decided.
Jul 09, 2025I also don’t like olives. It’s like we’re the same person.
Jul 10, 2025“I don’t think I’m asking a lot.”
Jul 11, 2025That's right! Cliff's Notes are back!
Jul 14, 2025Sometimes, a tadpole has to dream.
Jul 28, 2025All of Manea’s gifts are upsetting.
Jul 29, 2025Gotta inject some life into that dying plotline.
Jul 30, 2025The Emus are a metaphor for complacency.
Jul 31, 2025Oh, that’s right! She’s a god.
Aug 01, 2025Emotionally growth sucks.
Aug 04, 2025You’ve gotta know your audience.
Aug 05, 2025Spirit worlds are full of that kind of “what is real” nonsense.
Aug 06, 2025You get the therapist you deserve.
Aug 07, 2025Man, she is dragging her feet on this.
Aug 08, 2025(Secretly, he’s getting sick of all this playful banter.)
Aug 11, 2025Never has a little ghost been so happy about a little breakthrough.
Aug 12, 2025She is just the worst neighbor.
Aug 13, 2025If he wasn’t helping, there'd be no one moving the plot forward!
Aug 14, 2025You have to be pretty desensitized to be okay with axes that close to your face.
Aug 15, 2025“For one thing, I might be legally dead.”
Aug 18, 2025And then he died. Again.
Aug 19, 2025Annette is, at her core, goth.
Aug 20, 2025Genius should never be assumed when laziness is a possibility.
Aug 21, 2025Some of those soups were pretty dangerous.
Aug 22, 2025There’s been a lot of verbal abuse in this storyline.
Aug 25, 2025Thrud doesn’t have a lot of respect for other gods.
Aug 26, 2025Does relevance have to mean being a target for murder? One comic argues that it does!
Aug 27, 2025Now she has to go through harassment training.
Aug 28, 2025If memory serves, the fascists also have laser swords.
Aug 29, 2025This is why dark gods shouldn’t be allowed to shop unsupervised.
Sep 01, 2025Relating to others is not a common trait even among typical giant bats.
Sep 02, 2025This is what he gets for taking “reading” suggestions from the Internet.
Sep 03, 2025The reason for the season.
Sep 04, 2025She never forgot.
Sep 05, 2025She’s screaming from her chest.
Sep 08, 2025This talking animal comic is taking a mean-spirited turn.
Sep 08, 2025Imagine a rabbit giving Lucy a nickel.
Sep 10, 2025I’m not calling him that.
Sep 11, 2025This is not couples counseling! Move on!
Sep 12, 2025Virgil will absolutely resort to tough love.
Sep 15, 2025This has been a very annoying client.
Sep 16, 2025Computer Bug is very literal-minded.
Sep 17, 2025He’s not even a professor! It’s just confusing.
Sep 18, 2025Sometimes, strange frogs make strange demands of you.
Sep 19, 2025Lotta red flags, for a green guy.
Sep 22, 2025He hasn’t the FROGGIEST notion. Still got it.
Sep 23, 2025This superteam full of emotionally unavailable animals keeps having problems somehow!
Sep 24, 2025I’ve had computers do that before.
Sep 25, 2025Turns out she just needed a RAM upgrade.
Sep 26, 2025Like Dick’s never been the one yelling. UNLIKELY.
Sep 29, 2025Imagine going to the Cute Plane and refusing to sightsee.
Sep 30, 2025Then they kiss.
Oct 01, 2025“Rabbit of Mystery” is my ill-advised spinoff comic.
Oct 02, 2025It’s important to have a present.
Oct 03, 2025Lookin’ a little grey around the gills there.
Oct 06, 2025Huh. That’s not what I thought that would look like at all.
Oct 07, 2025“I mean, he obviously eats people.”
Oct 08, 2025You, in your ivory tower. You, in your tallish bird perch.
Oct 09, 2025Happiness is so often one-sided.
Oct 10, 2025She’s basically a magical dentist, so you have to assume a mean streak.
Oct 13, 2025But a pipe dream, alas.
Oct 14, 2025Seems like a small thing to cash a favor in for, but that might just be me.
Oct 15, 2025“Ooh! And apple slices. Very important for questing, apple slices.”
Oct 16, 2025Probably like three years ago.
Oct 17, 2025She got over it.
Oct 19, 2025Yes, they use the big stick to hit each other on the rib cage. Obviously.
Oct 21, 2025The pot’s really calling the kettle black today.
Oct 22, 2025Lords of the dead don’t have time to be coy.
Oct 23, 2025Hades keeps telling people NOT to come to him for emotional problems! He is not equipped to help them!
Oct 24, 2025Always nice when things end satisfactorily.
Oct 27, 2025“The sickly grins are the worst part.”
Oct 28, 2025Tragedy is too used to sitting things out.
Oct 29, 2025It’s important to grab someone’s head when you’re going to impart harsh truths.
Oct 30, 2025Bugs: the healthy snack!
Oct 31, 2025That owl is covered in three different dyes.
Nov 03, 2025This is what happens when you’re attracted to someone’s sense of humor.
Nov 12, 2025Somebody’s feeling self-aware today.
Nov 13, 2025A normal, nonmagical amount of chips.
Nov 14, 2025This vacation is showcasing a lot of death.
Nov 18, 2025It’s insulting how little cats think of you.
Nov 19, 2025She tried to talk to her cat, but she just left.
Nov 20, 2025The best thing about an invisible villain is that they’re easy to draw.
Nov 21, 2025“A lot” here meaning “more than zero.”
Nov 24, 2025That little owl is going to kill someone.
Nov 25, 2025Aphrodite only peeps on her current obsessions.
Nov 26, 2025There are cuter pigmy elephants, but none of them are present.
Dec 01, 2025They do have superpowers, though. We shouldn’t lose sight of that.
Dec 02, 2025Sucks to be relevant.
Dec 03, 2025Luckily, Chompers is basically all string!
Dec 04, 2025Nobody wants to think the naked guy can help them.
Dec 05, 2025Baba is going to make a Tiktok account real quick.
Dec 08, 2025Once, I took a picture of a green moon. Social media didn’t believe me.
Dec 09, 2025Only the flying zombie is happy with this team-up.
Dec 10, 2025I bet werewolves pick up on human flesh real well.
Dec 11, 2025Death goddesses just have an air of command.
Dec 12, 2025The good news is that she’s safe.
Dec 15, 2025“See you in the fourth dimension!”
Dec 16, 2025“I couldn’t indicate, because of the lack of thumbs.”
Dec 17, 2025Manea needs murders just to feel alive.
Dec 18, 2025Adorable Zombie Head isn’t really listening.
Dec 19, 2025That little guy loves vampire brains.
Dec 22, 2025What sweet music.
Dec 23, 2025The impenetrable prism is a last-resort only superpower.
Dec 24, 2025Angry owls are a Christmas tradition. For all you know.
Dec 29, 2025Manea’s most happy when she has a vampire head.
Dec 30, 2025Maybe there was a cool rock concert here earlier.
Dec 31, 2025Vampires hate it when you do that.
Jan 01, 2026These creatures of the night need to get some manners.
Jan 02, 2026I wish I could take a magical nap whenever someone tried to kill me!
Jan 05, 2026Would that all of my problems could be sucked into a book.
Jan 06, 2026Many promotions are like curses. Just like all wages are slavery. In this essay I will--
Jan 07, 2026This is as close as they get to optimism.
Jan 08, 2026My man’s not even looking down.
Jan 09, 2026To be fair, he’s not dead yet.
Jan 12, 2026As a side-effect, Rick knows where all the bodies are buried.
Jan 13, 2026“I feel seen, and I take that personally.”
Jan 14, 2026That will be a real concern three months from now.
Jan 15, 2026Never announce your plan to poison someone to their face. A beginner’s mistake.
Jan 16, 2026If I’m not talking, I’m thinking about penguins.
Jan 19, 2026More than she deserves, really.
Jan 20, 2026No, no, he’s right. Being perceived is terrible.
Jan 21, 2026“Most terrifying dimensional clone” should be an award at the Oscars.
Jan 22, 2026Ooh! He could come out of a hat!
Jan 23, 2026Also, he can make bubbles, I guess. Should have been the first thing he mentioned.
Jan 26, 2026He’s going to throw that bunny at a pirate later.
Jan 27, 2026Dang. I think I made the barrels unnecessarily detailed.
Jan 28, 2026I’m also bad at carrying things, but mostly out of laziness.
Jan 28, 2026A generic bedsheet-type ghost with an eyepatch will never not be funny to me.
Jan 30, 2026Ghosts shouldn’t casually bring up their death memories like that.
Feb 02, 2026It’s that adorable fish face. His curse.
Feb 03, 2026That rabbit has a dirty mouth.
Feb 04, 2026Never stop at one sword.
Feb 05, 2026Sure hope there’s a second part to this magic trick.
Feb 06, 2026The trick won’t work if you don’t finish it.
Feb 09, 2026He was singing so that someone would find him.
Feb 10, 2026It’s thematic.
Feb 11, 2026They’re still not friends, though.
Feb 12, 2026That is the face of a dog who’s ready to tell a story.
Feb 13, 2026He has more swords than most non-criminals.
Feb 16, 2026Owls are so jealous of pelicans.
Feb 17, 2026And never return.
Feb 19, 2026What’s to execute? It all goes to Chompers.
Feb 20, 2026“You’re weirder than cultists” is a pretty deep insult.
Feb 23, 2026There is a Sherlock Holmes in Rick’s head, constantly wincing.
Feb 24, 2026Sherlock and Watson, ejaculating back and forth.
Feb 25, 2026Then he flees off-panel, and into the World Wide Web.
Feb 26, 2026Tragedy would love to be part of an artistically accepted artform.
Feb 27, 2026Like you wouldn’t be a dick if you knew the secrets of the universe.
Mar 02, 2026Looks like someone remembered the infinite canvas!
Mar 03, 2026The balloon stops working if you stop believing in it. That’s canon.
Mar 04, 2026It’s pretty enigmatic when you consider that it’s impossible to see.
Mar 05, 2026The metaphor’s not that complicated, actually.
Mar 09, 2026“You could have left that second part out.”
Mar 10, 2026“Other people” are an important aspect in finding yourself, more’s the pity.
Mar 11, 2026The background color makes it look like Dick lost his other arm.
Mar 12, 2026It’s hard to tell when the most mysterious guy you know is feeling depressed.
Mar 13, 2026Of course this would happen the one time she’s paying attention.
Mar 16, 2026Dick has never had an important conversation with Manic Mistress.
Mar 17, 2026It’s an intrusive thought day.
Mar 18, 2026Gotta nip that sidequest in the bud.
Mar 19, 2026Dick prefers saving the world from people who aren’t so lame.
Mar 20, 2026“Do the Shadow Thing” was a very poorly received 90s dance craze.
Mar 23, 2026Vampires either have a lot of secrets or none at all.
Mar 24, 2026Quietly, Computer Bug posts a hastily written fanfic.
Mar 25, 2026Hard to believe that’s a life form, actually.
Mar 26, 2026I guess all those supervillain drills paid off.
Mar 27, 2026What would they take a vacation from? Being unemployed?
Mar 30, 2026Dick actually knows many guys.
Mar 31, 2026This superhero team is also kind of a daycare.
Apr 01, 2026In space, no one can hear you complain about getting kidnapped. Because why would you do that? You get to be in a spaceship!
Apr 02, 2026Then, he gets tortured a lot.
Apr 03, 2026It’s okay. Vampires don’t really feel pain. They just react.
Apr 06, 2026You should never find aliens when you’re looking for werewolves.
Apr 07, 2026Computer Bug is nailing this.
Apr 08, 2026Beloved sound effect “ZORN” makes a surprise return!
Apr 09, 2026Maybe if Dick drags his feet enough, Shadow Master will turn out to be dead.
Apr 10, 2026“Don’t mind me,” he says, ready to monopolize the conversation.
Apr 13, 2026Lepus looks for the silver lining.
Apr 14, 2026Learning a lot about Computer Bug’s inner world today.
Apr 15, 2026But was it GOOD hockey media?
Apr 16, 2026There’s nothing like a hug from a tentacle.
Apr 17, 2026They sell popcorn right in the store!
Apr 27, 2026You know, you can have too much focus.
Apr 28, 2026Charity isn’t a very good joke anyway, I think.
Apr 29, 2026Such frankness is unbecoming.
Apr 30, 2026“I’d just like to know what I’m worth!”
May 01, 2026Wow, I had no idea their price was so low.
May 04, 2026Gods forbid you have to earn something, you lazy rodents.
May 05, 2026Alas, some bad decisions are meant to be made.
May 06, 2026“This Horrible Sky-towering Monster” to become a recurring character.
May 07, 2026Guess the world’s greatest detective is sitting this one out.
May 08, 2026He’s being kind of loud, considering the beast is right there.
May 11, 2026It’s a wizard-heavy day.
May 12, 2026That’s still not like… a name.
May 13, 2026They’re really ruining the moment.
May 14, 2026That went over like a lead balloon.
May 15, 2026That is terrifying to contemplate.
May 18, 2026I dunno, like, a normal amount?
May 19, 2026“For one thing, don’t call me ‘son.’ I’ve got baggage.”
May 20, 2026Wizards are generally good at getting off-track.
May 21, 2026Just some normal guys crossing a river in the regular way.
May 22, 2026Tryst makes her own snowstorms, but only for effect.
May 25, 2026In any case, nobody here can talk.
May 26, 2026Other people just know that.
May 27, 2026“Also, I think I have a concussion.”
May 28, 2026Gus doesn’t like to be perceived.
May 29, 2026They’ve definitely forgotten what they were doing.
Jun 01, 2026He got beat up by little girls today.
Jun 02, 2026And then he died.
Jun 03, 2026He stayed there for a week.
Jun 04, 2026“And never tell Yont what a good vacation idea he had.”
Jun 05, 2026Rick’s such a naysayer.
Jun 08, 2026As it so often is in these situations.
Jun 09, 2026I like to think that this is comfortingly nonsensical.
Jun 10, 2026“Glad I’m not most of these people, actually.”
Jun 11, 2026“I’m complicated that way!”
Jun 12, 2026Dang. There go the best backgrounds the comic has ever had.
Jun 15, 2026“If anything I’m asking for too little!”
Jun 16, 2026You’re bringing down the whole party, man!
Jun 17, 2026Nimmo is technically an exiled prince.
Jun 18, 2026Time to do something stupid.
Jun 19, 2026Well, now I feel bad.
Jun 22, 2026That tentacle monster crack was meant to hurt. Too mean, Tragedy.
Jun 23, 2026They’re best friends.
Jun 24, 2026Important information: Magic is bad news.
Jun 25, 2026No, he needed to hear it.
Jun 26, 2026Sometimes, you need to make a cellar.
Jun 29, 2026Nimmo is in over his head.
Jun 30, 2026“This way” is one of the most popular ways!
Jul 01, 2026Yont has the tongue of a woodpecker.
Jul 02, 2026You ever see a raccoon with a baton? It’s life changing.
Jul 03, 2026Aphrodite forgets about people the moment they leave the room.
Jul 06, 2026I’m… not sure what the logistics of that are.
Jul 07, 2026It’s, at least, one of the more pleasant national emergencies.
Jul 08, 2026Yont could probably stand to be a little more worried.
Jul 09, 2026“You know, someone with two brain cells to rub together.”
Jul 10, 2026So much for his reasonable friends, I guess.
Jul 13, 2026And they’re all LIARS.
Jul 14, 2026Nimmo thinks kissing is boring and weird.
Jul 15, 2026Finally, an excuse to blow something up.
Jul 16, 2026“You’ve never been reasonable before, why start now?”
Jul 17, 2026This was almost a good day.
Jul 20, 2026Lack of executive function, mostly.
Jul 21, 2026Then Manea forgot that this happened.
Jul 22, 2026All anyone talks about in this dungeon is food.
Jul 23, 2026I don’t like the use of “us,” there. Too sad.
Jul 24, 2026Those tadpoles have some big opinions.
Jul 27, 2026Nimmo reserves the right to feel bitter about this.
Jul 28, 2026Being in the void has made him dramatic.
Jul 29, 2026He was so close to getting out of there.
Jul 30, 2026“That’s core to my personality now.”
Jul 31, 2026Maybe don’t stand right in front of the cannon.
Aug 03, 2026Sometimes messing up is art, too.
Aug 04, 2026Absurd and a little insulting.
Aug 05, 2026“A joke, I mean! It was a joke!”
Aug 06, 2026“Those who are hated should be informed of the situation.”
Aug 07, 2026Why make a cryptid when you already have zombies?
Aug 10, 2026A girl can dream.
Aug 11, 2026They don’t have a doorbell for a reason.
Aug 12, 2026Bloodwing actually lost his phone months ago. He’s much happier now.
Aug 13, 2026Oh, sure. Shoot down her dreams.
Aug 14, 2026None of these four are capable of just having a conversation.
Aug 17, 2026Pluralization is pretty common with brain parasites.
Aug 18, 2026"Unwanted wisdom: Knowing the intimate details of your creation does not necessarily lead to a better psychological outlook."
Aug 19, 2026As far as I can tell, no one has ever studied whether octopus arms get intoxicated.
Aug 20, 2026“Has your friend called you fun? I’ll make them pay.”
Aug 21, 2026It’s a fair reaction.
Aug 24, 2026They’re getting kicked out of this bar.
Aug 25, 2026Sounds polite to me!
Aug 26, 2026“Sarcasm countermeasures” is code for “missiles.”
Aug 27, 2026To be fair, Dick was asking for it.
Aug 28, 2026Damn, maybe her name should be Jane.
Aug 31, 2026Who knows the most popular girls’ names off the top of their head, anyway?
Sep 01, 2026“She has TITANIUM FISTS.”
Sep 02, 2026Turns out, supervillains are unhelpful.
Sep 03, 2026Just two naked guys with capes.
Sep 04, 2026Faking it is an important step to logical thinking.
Sep 15, 2026I’m back! Still alive, no rabies.
Sep 16, 2026You can’t be manic all the time.
Sep 17, 2026Um, they’re both little guys!? The slander.
Sep 18, 2026This is why cats are a worthwhile pet.
Sep 21, 2026I sure hope those hearts are metaphorical.
Sep 22, 2026Lots of candy is way worse than you remember, though.
Sep 23, 2026This is actually one of my core beliefs.