| May 22 | None of those “play it by ear” enemies in these parts. |
| May 21 | It is an excellent idea to avoid those who you’ve set on fire. |
| May 20 | Because Chompers hates planes. |
| May 17 | Oh, she’s definitely taking that staff out again. It’s important to accessorize. |
| May 16 | Downy is sure feeling chipper today. |
| May 15 | Oh, there it is. |
| May 14 | Bloodsport and Oryx occasionally allow themselves some small rebellion. |
| May 13 | Never trust a problem that solves itself. |
| May 10 | Tells you all you need to know, really. |
| May 9 | Oryx is the second most confusing person that Bloodsport is loyal to. |
| May 8 | I am also glad Carrie wasn’t killed by the evil owl. |
| May 7 | Bloodsport is chill. |
| May 6 | It was a little funny the first time, but you probably need some distance to appreciate it. |
| May 3 | “In no way” implies a level of innocence that Oryx hasn’t had since he was three years old. |
| May 2 | Oryx has never been confident, and he would be confused if he were to experience said emotion. |
| May 1 | The blood is uncomfortably close to her mouth, too. |
| Apr 30 | It’s often a literal beast. |
| Apr 29 | Downy is going through some gross, gross changes. |
| Apr 26 | You’d think something called “shadow activity” would be more subtle. |
| Apr 25 | Some days, it really hurts to have a magically enforced unpaid job. |
| Apr 24 | Marea has a breaking point, as do we all. |
| Apr 23 | They only need to do it once before it’s a problem. |
| Apr 22 | Manea is shockingly bad at making cotton candy. |
| Apr 19 | Roux did not anticipate how much she would hate this mode of transportation. |
| Apr 18 | Spidered-man can do whatever a spidered-can can. |
| Apr 17 | The spirits cannot eat ice cream, but they can appreciate it. |
| Apr 16 | Tragedy really wants to be able to unbreak an egg. |
| Apr 15 | Probably in getting the howler monkey, let’s be honest. |
| Apr 12 | Nimmo whispers insults at artificial intelligence every time he gets the tetris block he wants. |
| Apr 11 | Marea’s social media game is en pointe. |
| Apr 10 | Dick can be insufferable at times. |
| Apr 9 | Antidepressants don’t work on Marea, which is just plain not fair. |
| Apr 8 | I would argue that it is, often, not life. |
| Apr 5 | It can be pretty insulting to find out seduction is not on the table. |
| Apr 4 | Especially if your hero is a dark god. |
| Apr 3 | Sometimes being a witch has its downsides. |
| Apr 2 | The Truth Fairy is a hard person for other fairies to make friends with. |
| Apr 1 | Manes knows justice is a farce. |
| Mar 29 | Adorable Zombie Head is an unwelcome visitor in most of the places he shows up. |
| Mar 28 | If you’re reading this, congrats on doing the hardest thing in the world. |
| Mar 27 | Dick and Streak have a professional relationship. |
| Mar 26 | Nimmo might have a very slight humility problem. |
| Mar 25 | “Self-examination is a big step toward change, and we’ve established I’m not for that.” |
| Mar 22 | Chompers doesn’t notice things halfway. |
| Mar 21 | Baba is not willing to learn a lesson about how hard it is to have a big beard. |
| Mar 20 | I don’t know why Virgil was talking to a crow, but I do know that crows are intelligent birds with a lot of interesting things to say. |
| Mar 19 | Shots fired, EVERYONE WHO EVER MET IN COLLEGE. |
| Mar 18 | The more we find out about this family, the more it feels like somebody dropped the ball. |
| Mar 15 | Carrie is actually overqualified for that job. |
| Mar 14 | “My life has been a series of mistakes and one of them will eventually kill me.” |
| Mar 13 | Max subtly calls Joan stupid, then apologizes for abandoning her fifteen years ago. |
| Mar 12 | I don’t have the timeline down exactly, but that “brief moment” lasted about five years. |
| Mar 11 | Annette has plans. Big plans. |
| Mar 8 | Joan was not her best self in middle school, but which of us is? |
| Mar 7 | Annette was the kind of person to grab strange animals right off the street. She was here for a good time, not a long time. |
| Mar 6 | Joan has really pushed past her trepidation here. Would that we all had her confidence. |
| Mar 5 | I was also bored. Introducing Chompers was a way to stop things from getting stale. |
| Mar 4 | The back hair of a dragon is notoriously hard to get. |
| Mar 1 | Nimmo does not have the patience for this gig. |
| Feb 28 | Joan has been working with capable magic-users her whole life. Which was, I guess, a possibility this whole time. |
| Feb 27 | Wizard of Oz might be the most referenced piece of media in seven years of this comic. |
| Feb 26 | Nimmo is being pretty tactless for someone who never talks about his dad. |
| Feb 25 | Annette would be getting her own spinoff series if not for the serious issue of her mortality. |
| Feb 22 | It’s possible Joan has a slightly warped idea of “happy” and “sad.” |
| Feb 21 | Maximilian doesn’t do well with confrontation. |
| Feb 20 | “I don’t even know if that was a good chirrup or a bad chirrup.” |
| Feb 19 | “None of this had to happen, and I own that.” |
| Feb 18 | Roux did this for no reason other than the thrill of power. |
| Feb 15 | Filler Art: Parachuting |
| Feb 14 | Blood seems like an inefficient medium to use for poetry. |
| Feb 13 | Still seems a little high to me. |
| Feb 12 | “I have once again settled comfortably into my delusion.” |
| Feb 11 | Tragedy has some morally ambiguous goals. |
| Feb 8 | They refused to pass the soap. |
| Feb 7 | Yont has never “doubted” before. He doesn’t like it. |
| Feb 6 | This would turn out to be the wrong question. |
| Feb 5 | He did almost die a couple times, but swords were barely involved at all. |
| Feb 4 | Dick’s sarcasm became classified as a superpower when he continued heckling an evil hypnotist no matter how much his mind got scrambled. |
| Feb 1 | Chompers actually destroyed the drill. No good would come from having it in the house. |
| Jan 31 | “You can hit somebody with it, I dunno.” |
| Jan 30 | Hands up, who here would chase a giant spider literally anywhere? Not I, said the fly. |
| Jan 29 | Bloodsport was in the wrong place at the wrong time. |
| Jan 28 | Bloodsport did not expect today to be so much fun. |
| Jan 25 | Anansi lost track of Roux as soon as it was narratively convenient. |
| Jan 24 | Costumer Service Golem did not take into account the fact that breaking into someone’s house might be unsettling. |
| Jan 23 | Anansi already has big plans for that box. |
| Jan 22 | There are a lot of stories that would be ruined by looking for Anansi too hard. |
| Jan 21 | Customer Service Golem has been carrying a box on his head for three weeks. |
| Jan 18 | That seems unnecessarily–but not unsurprisingly–petty. |
| Jan 17 | That’s pretty high praise from a trickster god. |
| Jan 16 | Stray cats are responsible for the extinction of at least eleven species. Roux roaming around could have serious long-term ecological consequences. |
| Jan 15 | That’s some bad looking soup, Baba. |
| Jan 14 | Turquoise is participating in this storyline under protest. |
| Jan 11 | Anansi loves messing with people. As do all godlike beings, and most ducks. |
| Jan 10 | “I’M SO ANGRY I COULD JUST NAP.” |
| Jan 9 | Not the most reassuring answer. |
| Jan 8 | Nimmo is not above divulging state secrets to get some attention. |
| Jan 7 | It seems unlikely that Downy could pull that move off, but I bet he’d try. |
| Jan 4 | Chompers also put out that sun. Chompers and his many extinguishers have been busy. |
| Jan 3 | “This is how I see the next year, and the rest of my life, going.” |
| Jan 2 | I’m pretty sure it’s impossible for smoke to burn, but Manea cares little for physics. |
| Jan 1 | There’s not one reason, really. It’s a reaction to a pattern of behavior. |