Streak moves like a ballet dancer. This is because of a dance based supervillain battle a few years back.
The best thing about alternate dimensions is I can say stuff like “dance based supervillain battle” and everyone just has to accept that it happened.
It totally did, imaginary readers. We just didn’t see it.
Our heroes were defeated for a time because they kept getting cramps, but then Doctor Science built a machine that trained them all in both classical and modern dance moves, and then they won.
Ooh! Just in time for Streak’s wedding!
Man, I should’ve done that storyline.
BUT WHO WAS THE DANCING SUPERVILLAIN?