I hope you like greyscale, imaginary readers! If not, well, this storyline’s gonna be tough for you. I hope you hang around, though, because I’m pretty sure it’s also gonna be a lot of fun. But hey, I’ve been wrong before.

Did you guys have a good weekend? Don’t answer that. It would be weird if you answered that. If you answer that, I cannot be held responsible for what the people around you think of you. Anyway, mine was pretty good. That’s why I brought it up.