Poor Nimmo. He’s had a harrowing start as my new character. At least no one called him a sperm today, but then again, that may be preferable to–you know–being eaten. But I digress.

How are you doing, imaginary readers? Good? You have a nice day? Not back into work/school yet I hope. Vacations are good for you. What? Really? That’s amazing!

That was me building a rapport with you, imaginary readers. I hope you appreciated it.