I am in favor of four of these resolutions, but most in favor of the cookie one.
Why don’t I have any cookies? Why did I just eat a terrible off-brand Funyun? Nimmo’s life is clearly more enjoyable than mine.
Pro tip: Apparently off-brand Funyuns are awful, imaginary readers. Spring for the real ones.
Oh, also: Happy New Year’s Eve, guys. And Happy New Year too, in case I forget tomorrow.
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