“I shall have to remember that when I plan my slow, painful revenge for his rudeness.”
By the time you read this imaginary readers, I’ll be in Arizona! Or, just as likely, broken down in Santa Rosa, New Mexico, doomed to a life wandering the harsh desert, trying to find someone to fix my car whose name isn’t literally Bozo.
Either case is equally likely. This is the life I live.
SEE IF YOU CAN TRY TO MEET EITHER THEODDONESOUT OR JADIENANIMATIONS!!!!!!