Some background may make this slightly funnier, so here’s a few of my tweets from yesterday:

“There’s a giant fly in my room. It may actually be the mother of all flies. I have found the fly-mother.”

“Currently setting up a religion to the fly-mother. It’ll probably collapse when she dies in a week.”

“My fly-worshiping cult has schisms! People are ignoring the fly commandments!”

Good times, good times.