Five hundred posts, imaginary readers! Not really five hundred comics, because I’m counting the filler art. Plus, there are a few early comics that have nothing to do with what the comic itself has become, and I’m counting those too! Why? BECAUSE IT’S THE EASY WAY, IMAGINARY READERS. DON’T JUDGE ME.

But seriously five hundred is a lot and this comic is the one constant that’s been keeping me writing these past two years. I’m glad you could be a part of it, imaginary readers.