There are like a million bacon jokes I could make here, but the Internet already has enough of that.
The phrase “tell me your mysteries, pig” gives me an idea for a Scooby-Dooesque tv show.
No wait, there’s already a pig on Gravity Falls. There goes my million dollar idea, imaginary readers. Guess we’ll have to get rich some other way.
What you like Gravity Falls? LOVE ME.