This is an example of situational irony. Write that down, kids. There will be a test.
I’m beat, imaginary readers. It’s been a long day.
On the other hand, I’m reading a lot of good books lately. In case any of you were worried about whether my escapism had an outlet. THIS IS ALL THAT STOPS ME FROM RUNNING NAKED THROUGH THE STREETS, BURNING THE PATH BEHIND ME!
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Figuratively speaking.
Look, this got weird. Things will probably be better tomorrow.
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