Inspired By True Events

For those of you who don’t know, Matlock is a hilariously bad detective/lawyer show starring Andy Griffith. Its basic function is to quiet distressed old women. I highly recommend it if you’re looking for something that you want to practice your MST3K lines on.

…I kinda don’t have anything more to say. I feel like I’m more typative (keyboard version of talkative, it’s a thing now) with you guys on Mondays. Ah, well. As you were, imaginary readers.