Glad the Theater Bats are there to counteract the EMOTIONAL AND SEXUAL TENSION with NSA humor.
Is it Friday, imaginary readers? Trick question. It totally is. It’s Friday. I don’t know why I tried to trick you. I… I’m so sorry.
*sob*
Then, later: OSCAR.
Yeah, I don’t have too much to say today.
Ooooo.
Wait, forbidden?