Today’s comic was partially inspired by a horror book that clearly thought I would be more disgusted by the idea of the male body than I was, but mostly by the phrase “phallus-demons”.

So I guess Satan’s stuck babysitting Other Rick. As long as Hell doesn’t have any doomed penguins, I think they’ll both be fine.

I hope you’re well, imaginary readers. Just generally speaking. I don’t say it often, but that makes it no less true.