As a story, The Crucible’s not bad, except it’s super dark. All the heroes are flawed, which is unusual for plays, I think, and it has one of the greatest lines ever: “God is dead.” After that line was said, shit got real.

Did you guys watch the Superbowl? I didn’t. I wouldn’t know how to sit still in front of the TV for that long. I mean, you can’t leave during the commercials, can you?

Anywho, have a bearable Monday, imaginary readers.