Jul 1 | That’s a big whoopsie. |
Jun 30 | The juggling might make things worse, actually. |
Jun 29 | Lightning powered punches are legitimately very cool. |
Jun 28 | The dream spider usually just talks about life, but sometimes it tries to eat her. |
Jun 27 | Max is a buzzkill. |
Jun 24 | You never see interplanar politics play out in real time. |
Jun 23 | If you needed to read the book to make the reference, the discourse might be better. |
Jun 22 | Wrote this while my cat stared at a grasshopper. |
Jun 21 | “Science teacher” might be the most unforgiving job in this world. |
Jun 20 | Adorable Zombie Head has great reserves of passion. |
Jun 17 | You fight a lot of d-listers on weekdays. |
Jun 16 | There are probably worse ideas, but it’s hard to imagine what they could be. |
Jun 15 | And then everything exploded. |
Jun 14 | Tadpoles can be happy. They’re like dogs that way. |
Jun 13 | Unrelated argument: all times are times of chaos. |
Jun 10 | Consequences are a foreign language to Yont. |
Jun 9 | Man, there better be a punchline tomorrow. |
Jun 8 | It’s a small step from mail fraud to necromancy. |
Jun 7 | Glorp has a lot of people who want what’s best for him. |
Jun 6 | Damn, that galactic domination stuff would have been a good story hook. |
Jun 3 | Baba would have expected this from Hell. |
Jun 2 | Oh. Just those. |
Jun 1 | Tryst didn’t see it coming, either. |
May 31 | Tryst is always ready to quickly swaddle someone. |
May 30 | This is why owls generally don’t go on heads. |
May 27 | Heck, he’ll even provide an alibi. |
May 26 | Tryst tries very hard to be a bad influence, actually. |
May 25 | It’s more of a six in one hand, half-dozen in the other situation. |
May 24 | Oryx would much rather talk to Nimmo than Downy. |
May 23 | It’s been the kind of day when things happen. |
May 20 | They’re gonna get ice cream. |
May 19 | He’s been like this all week. |
May 18 | Baba refuses to envy anything about Downy. |
May 17 | Definitely a good idea. |
May 16 | They probably just tilled his gunk into the soil. |
May 13 | Six hours is a long time, to be fair. |
May 12 | It would provide a challenge. |
May 11 | So that’s why she hangs around this neighborhood. |
May 10 | And yet, still no sex appeal. |
May 9 | Good to know that all possibilities have been considered. |
May 6 | I think they’re like comedy shows? |
May 5 | Yont always forgets that. |
May 4 | That was a pretty unfair lie to tell, though. |
May 3 | He’s here to please. |
May 2 | It was glorious. |
Apr 29 | That zombie was from ten year ago. RIP. |
Apr 28 | Yont is a big fan of effect. |
Apr 27 | Rick could stand to be a tad less easygoing in negotiations. |
Apr 26 | Yont might want to to invest in a dictionary. |
Apr 25 | All the best prophecies are peer reviewed. |
Apr 22 | Asking the big questions. |
Apr 21 | Tryst basically lives here now. |
Apr 20 | Not being haunted just speaks to the thoughtlessness of ghosts. |
Apr 19 | Nothing Yont does is surprising anymore. |
Apr 18 | Dick should try saving more reporters. |
Apr 15 | Yont is delinquent at all libraries in the tri-state area. |
Apr 14 | They get like this, sometimes. |
Apr 13 | There are certain advertisements a mad god may have had a hand in. |
Apr 12 | Rick is good at pop quizzes. |
Apr 11 | Chompers is the group’s most useful friend. |
Apr 8 | He’s doing the unsubtle parts quite well, though. |
Apr 7 | Secretly, Oryx is proud of how this turned out. |
Apr 6 | There was no step two to this plan. |
Apr 5 | This whole storyline has had some criminal overtones, and now these kids have a body on their hands. |
Apr 4 | Glorp is being asked to consider morality at quite a tender age. |
Apr 1 | Ice powers can be delicate! This is in the bag. |
Mar 31 | Anyway, somebody should probably stop him. |
Mar 29 | I’m pretty sure a good babysitter teaches combat, anyway. |
Mar 28 | Some might say that an uncrowded finish lines signifies more of a win. |
Mar 25 | It is the smell of shame. |
Mar 24 | He is being a lot today. |
Mar 23 | Let’s all hope they both forget about that. |
Mar 22 | This has been a hectic development for unrequited love. |
Mar 21 | Both are equally likely. |
Mar 18 | That’s gonna be their whole weekend. |
Mar 17 | This problem compounds when you don’t have any hands. |
Mar 16 | Oryx is just jealous that he’s not bilingual. |
Mar 15 | I don’t know if Baba is allowed to call anyone else dramatic right now. |
Mar 14 | That seems like an underreaction. |
Mar 11 | The more I think on it, the grosser this one feels. |
Mar 10 | Technically, she never said that. |
Mar 9 | Too human might be the wrong about of human. |
Mar 8 | Technically, his name WAS Theo Hacker. |
Mar 7 | There’s a lot of lost arms in the superhero universe. |
Mar 3 | Techie is either over his crush or having some complicated emotions right now. |
Mar 2 | Well, that was a wasted moment of weakness. |
Mar 1 | Is it a road trip with no car or roads? One comic posits “yes.” |
Feb 28 | HoloManea has a lot of ingrained self-esteem. |
Feb 25 | Manea is pretty sure she should be punching androids all the time. |
Feb 24 | Shadow Master always gets bad type matchups. |
Feb 23 | The Techie might be holding a slight grudge over being murdered. |
Feb 22 | I hope Doctor Science is cognizant enough to know he’s being owned. |
Feb 21 | Turns out ignoring ghosts is emotionally healthy! |
Feb 18 | I think he wrote a dictionary. |
Feb 17 | Shadow Master has never won anything. It’s hilarious. |
Feb 16 | Doctor Science is being a real comic book asshole right now. |
Feb 15 | Dick’s not actually going to plan an intervention when he can be living his life instead. |
Feb 14 | Fartburger just wants to be included. |
Feb 11 | Dick is bad at humility. |
Feb 10 | It will be hard not to call her Internet-Lass from now on. |
Feb 9 | Has Doctor Science been eavesdropping this whole time? |
Feb 8 | Streak is going to be really irritated to be proven so right. |
Feb 7 | Manea is this close to losing restaurant privileges. |
Feb 4 | Manea can teleport to wherever shenanigans are happening. |
Feb 3 | He may well be doing this on purpose. |
Feb 2 | Doctor Science is against magic brain octopuses. Doctor Science thinks this is reasonable. |
Feb 1 | I guess everyone can intervene now. |
Jan 31 | Any intervention can be a party if you work hard enough. |
Jan 28 | A bit of unexpected continuity, there. |
Jan 27 | Baba comes across as pretty pro-violence today. |
Jan 26 | Don’t doubt the balloon. |
Jan 25 | Hey, it’s only tunnels sometimes! |
Jan 24 | He was a kite in a twister two weeks ago. |
Jan 21 | We really have no evidence either way. |
Jan 20 | Hint: it’s because of the tornado. |
Jan 19 | “Also, this cat.” |
Jan 18 | Baba chooses joy. |
Jan 17 | It’s all they’re good for. |
Jan 14 | You can’t choose when the music is going to move you. |
Jan 13 | Baba knows that Tragedy is anathema to being useful. |
Jan 12 | Adorable Zombie Head can fly, if he puts his mind to it. |
Jan 11 | That really… took the wind out of her sails. |
Jan 10 | Who wouldn’t? |
Jan 7 | They should probably get in a basement. |
Jan 6 | Short answer: he was bored. |
Jan 5 | Winnie the Pooh probably didn’t own “blustery,” but better safe than sorry. |
Jan 4 | There’s only a fifty percent chance he’s being facetious. |
Jan 3 | Dick is becoming pretty comfortable with supernatural creatures in his personal space. |