Tragedy’s love for snacks is probably the only reason he and Comedy actually show up at social events, imaginary readers. This is well documented.

This storyline should be well and truly wrapped up by the end of the week, I think.

On an unrelated note, my friend and I just released the first episode of our new podcast, imaginary readers. So if you think you’d like to hear me come down hard on Disney sequels, this is for you: