| Mar 31 | What yourself, Turquoise. Only the Theater Bats are allowed to bash my plots. |
| Mar 27 | Technically, *glorp* is not legally binding. |
| Mar 26 | It would be both polite and prudent to find another room. |
| Mar 25 | Carrie rolls with the punches. |
| Mar 24 | Yes and yes. |
| Mar 23 | It has been a trying few months. |
| Mar 20 | I accidentally named this file “Dosneyland,” which I think sums it up. |
| Mar 19 | Carrie knows there will be lots of chances to regret this. |
| Mar 18 | And Turquoise should probably change out of her pjs. |
| Mar 17 | The spider staff is starting to really look like a white elephant. |
| Mar 16 | Max is technically a wizard, which means he’s great at derailing conversations. |
| Mar 13 | Seems like a good way to end up stuck to a stick. |
| Mar 12 | “If it starts laying eggs, I’m out.” |
| Mar 11 | I don’t know how you live lives like theirs and still have time for video games, honestly. |
| Mar 10 | Jump Start knows too much about too many hells. |
| Mar 9 | Yont has not slept for thirty hours. |
| Mar 6 | She’s clearly making it to the world at large. As one does. |
| Mar 5 | Baba knows the game. |
| Mar 4 | …Yeah, I don’t know. I think I need her to show her work on this one. |
| Mar 3 | *One of* the songs they sing in winter. |
| Mar 2 | Any gathering of animals is ominous when you’re so used to the supernatural. |
| Feb 28 | Yont is a simple soul. |
| Feb 27 | The most respectable food on a stick is lollipops. |
| Feb 26 | Marea has already named her four snakes. They’re staying forever. |
| Feb 25 | I like to stay in on snake days, but to each their own. |
| Feb 24 | So, it turns out this cult is just bad at stuff. |
| Feb 21 | It WAS kind of heartless, but Dick’s known to be careless with tropes. |
| Feb 20 | Marea is ready to unlock her head exploding potential, please. |
| Feb 19 | Marea is good at biting. She has dedication. |
| Feb 18 | Streak has always been the unhappiest superhero. |
| Feb 17 | This rescue is going great. |
| Feb 14 | You know what they say: “madder than a hat.” |
| Feb 13 | That teapot is working hard today. |
| Feb 12 | Streak lacks whimsy. |
| Feb 11 | Cassidy knows what she wants. |
| Feb 10 | Oof. That was a harsh smash-cut. |
| Feb 7 | Those are some determined and powerful crows. |
| Feb 6 | Like the pharaohs of old, Marea is a master of denial. |
| Feb 5 | Bad time to brag about it, but. |
| Feb 4 | Oh, come on. Like Marea’s not AT LEAST as doomed. |
| Feb 3 | The upside here is that Marea’s sleeping again. |
| Jan 31 | When Manea parties, she parties pink. |
| Jan 30 | Clearly he hasn’t seen octopods going at it. |
| Jan 29 | Yont thought he’d provided a much better example than that. |
| Jan 28 | I have quite a few comics that just dunk on Aphrodite. |
| Jan 27 | Nimmo is pretty good at real swords. |
| Jan 24 | “It’s weird that we got to this point before you asked that.” |
| Jan 23 | Time to backpedal. |
| Jan 22 | Not a selling point. |
| Jan 21 | “I’m pretty sure his only friends are bodies of water.” |
| Jan 20 | Adorable Zombie Head just wants to help and make friends. |
| Jan 17 | Turns out he is having fun. |
| Jan 16 | Hades is quickly losing all trust in this situation. |
| Jan 15 | Chompers is a master of chill times. |
| Jan 14 | This is a pretty mean thing to do to someone who is always underground. |
| Jan 13 | And after he just got done telling her how important metaphor was. |
| Jan 10 | “There’s usually less gloating involved.” |
| Jan 9 | The kind of thing, but not this thing specifically. |
| Jan 8 | Hades didn’t really have a lot happening today, anyway. |
| Jan 7 | Hades can eat fried candy bars all day with no consequences. |
| Jan 6 | For all anyone knows, Charon has never washed that cloak. |
| Jan 3 | Filler Art: Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep |
| Jan 2 | Somewhere, Smokey the Bear weeps. |
| Jan 1 | You can’t stop this party (but you probably should). |