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Jun 7The dark figure keeps getting closer. This is probably fine.
Jun 6Now, NO ONE will have to know it.
Jun 5I have to stop giving them free reign.
Jun 2Gods always get to eat the best stuff.
Jun 1Rick knows he’s being set up, but responds anyway.
May 31You have to imagine a ton of whirring coming from that dress.
May 30That was a pretty lucky interpretation of that wish, actually.
May 29“I didn’t even want the laser sword!”
May 26“Middle finger up” is big monkey’s paw energy. 
May 25What a rude dead hand.
May 24I sure hope those werewolves get their shadows back someday.
May 23Not having a meat-body is a privilege certain people like to abuse.
May 22“All bow-wow to me and my blood moon” would have been more appropriate.
May 18It is, though. He looks like Anubis.
May 17Shadow Master is very good at petty grudges.
May 16They’re cuter than normal spiders, but creepier than normal wolves!
May 15Oh! That makes it easy, then.
May 12Manea is unreliable in a reliable sort of way.
May 11Werewolves don’t believe in cannibalism.
May 10I wonder in how many ways that’s a bad idea.
May 9Aw, man. I thought it was Draculas.
May 8No, no. This is self-explanatory.
May 5That’s his thing.
May 4Ironically, this makes Tragedy the funny one.
May 3Nazi magic is the worst magic.
May 2Things can be both distinguished and evil.
May 1Oryx used to be pretty creepy.
Apr 28Chompers is not known for phoning it in.
Apr 27Not having to use your mouth is the best reason to have voices in your head.
Apr 26The pyramids were definitely made by humans.
Apr 25A little late to get ahead of it.
Apr 24Dang, now I want some corn.
Apr 21Sometimes I remember that Dick lived in Biblical Hell for like a year.
Apr 20Octopuses are one of the least petable animals, as it happens.
Apr 19Customer Service Golem does not make assumptions lightly.
Apr 18That amulet should probably be behind glass.
Apr 17Customer Service Golem works on commission.
Apr 14That’s right. It’s gonna be that kind of storyline.
Apr 13Green Ninja plays life on hard mode.
Apr 11In his defense, it does sound pretty metal.
Apr 10He did, however, make chlorine gas at breakfast.
Apr 6He should probably develop a new way to learn.
Apr 5He talks like this all the time.
Apr 4That’s a terrible poem.
Apr 3The Theater Bats would need a makeover before being put on tv.
Mar 31You don’t want your god to be under copyright, though.
Mar 30Nimmo has the patience of a saint.
Mar 29Aphrodite reluctantly respects the hustle.
Mar 28I ask myself that every day.
Mar 27But we know. 
Mar 24Aphrodite really wishes she could just seduce someone right now.
Mar 23Most of us are terminally mortal.
Mar 22The goddess of love should also be in charge of denuclearization, probably.
Mar 21“I just became jealous of every being in the universe that’s anywhere but here.”
Mar 20Radioactivity should be reported much more quickly than this.
Mar 17Filler Art Friday: Chain Gang
Mar 16Anansi has probably almost destroyed the world a few times.
Mar 15If she’s lucky, this is all a fear hallucination.
Mar 14Nimmo knows a lot of etymological trivia.
Mar 13Like most Greek gods, Aphrodite is driven by either sex or vengeance.
Mar 10They are determined not to let adversity bring them together. I respect that.
Mar 9Nimmo didn’t even need to think about who wrote that note.
Mar 8This kind of thing only happens on Wednesdays.
Mar 7Should we imagine the rhinoceros as anthropomorphic? A conundrum.
Mar 6Gods do tend to be distressingly human.
Mar 3Oryx would be shocked to learn that he is cool.
Mar 2What is this, Nimmo week?
Mar 1And then he immediately loses them again.
Feb 28They play that game whenever I decide it would be funny.
Feb 27That ended exactly as I expected it would. With vomit in the tub.
Feb 24Baba is over being the mom-friend.
Feb 23That tub really stuck the landing.
Feb 22There’s not enough pity in the world.
Feb 21The laws are to restrict ugly bathtubs walking around.
Feb 20Birds ARE secretly dinosaurs, so you know they’re cunning.
Feb 17Oryx ends up in a sitcom family across all timelines.
Feb 16Oryx has a warped definition of “sweet.”
Feb 15There’s a reason The Techie was a B-tier villain.
Feb 14The Techie is still pretty sure gods are fake.
Feb 13Is Manic Mistress “people?” Discuss.
Feb 10Hiding in the kitchen is my go-to party move.
Feb 9Meanwhile, Oryx sips his tea in relative peace.
Feb 8Evil revenge ghosts are the worst kind.
Feb 7Oryx has wandered off to have some tea.
Feb 6Nobody should have to be related to The Techie.
Feb 3In retrospect, it was kind of a boneheaded move.
Feb 2This is the first evidence that Oryx wears other clothes. 
Feb 1He means long in emotional time.
Jan 31“I’m a Killbot! He was my creator! It’s what we do!”
Jan 30Being a killbot usually is more fun, as a rule.
Jan 27It’s the little things.
Jan 26Chompers is brutally efficient.
Jan 25“Here’s another idea: bring it, scrub.”
Jan 24Serves him right for wanting to have a nice time with his friends.
Jan 23He demonstrably is having this conversation.
Jan 20Baba hates not being her own boss.
Jan 19Those dangerous artifacts are staying in those boxes forever.
Jan 18Oryx is a straight-talker.
Jan 17It’s a beautiful language.
Jan 16Ice cream is a cure-all.
Jan 13This whole ordeal has been very taxing on Carrie.
Jan 12Tryst is becoming more and more like an anime protagonist as time goes on.
Jan 11Glorp is a medical marvel.
Jan 10Tryst probably won’t kill her, but she will have some cutting words.
Jan 9Glorp is having a great, safe time.
Jan 6Carrie is technically correct, but it’s still rude to point it out.
Jan 5There are a lot of reasons why Tryst is like an anime protagonist.
Jan 4Unrelated: Glorp is great at scouting ahead.
Jan 3The Oryx struck fear into all that didn’t know him.
Jan 2I think that takedown was a little hammy.









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