| Aug 9 | Marea learned in college not to rush toward a lecture about Kant. |
| Aug 8 | Marea hasn’t fully relaxed in years. |
| Aug 5 | She’s got copious notes on this. |
| Aug 4 | Doctor Science is very tired. |
| Aug 3 | Dick actually loves for villains to get distracted by their own brilliance. |
| Aug 2 | Dick should really be directing that snark away from his allies. |
| Aug 1 | Doctor Science didn’t get to where he is today by admitting things. |
| Jul 29 | Doctor Science just remembered that he hates talking about feelings. |
| Jul 28 | She sure gave up on that moral truth thing pretty fast. |
| Jul 27 | Dick’s leaning into the chaos in the way only a part-octopus can. |
| Jul 26 | Oryx hates having to talk to people and hates that it helps. |
| Jul 25 | It’s kind of a mean-spirit question, anyway. |
| Jul 22 | Aphrodite likes being looked at and hates being seen. |
| Jul 21 | That does not seem like a fun game. |
| Jul 20 | The math checks out. |
| Jul 19 | “I don’t like agreeing with you. It’s concerning.” |
| Jul 18 | But it GET RESULTS. |
| Jul 15 | Police officers, for instance. |
| Jul 14 | Tryst and Oryx both share a powerful urge to protect the baby. |
| Jul 13 | Tryst was bang on with that metaphor. |
| Jul 12 | Third time’s the charm: that’s a series wrap on Lord Downy. |
| Jul 11 | Tryst privately thinks she’d be a great force ghost. |
| Jul 8 | Every Friday from now on will feature Lord Downy being ominous. |
| Jul 7 | Oh, whatever, Downy. Like you’re not a cliché. |
| Jul 6 | It’s happened before. |
| Jul 5 | There’s nothing more annoying than a sloth who’s right. |
| Jul 4 | Oxygen is overrated. |
| Jul 1 | That’s a big whoopsie. |
| Jun 30 | The juggling might make things worse, actually. |
| Jun 29 | Lightning powered punches are legitimately very cool. |
| Jun 28 | The dream spider usually just talks about life, but sometimes it tries to eat her. |
| Jun 27 | Max is a buzzkill. |
| Jun 24 | You never see interplanar politics play out in real time. |
| Jun 23 | If you needed to read the book to make the reference, the discourse might be better. |
| Jun 22 | Wrote this while my cat stared at a grasshopper. |
| Jun 21 | “Science teacher” might be the most unforgiving job in this world. |
| Jun 20 | Adorable Zombie Head has great reserves of passion. |
| Jun 17 | You fight a lot of d-listers on weekdays. |
| Jun 16 | There are probably worse ideas, but it’s hard to imagine what they could be. |
| Jun 15 | And then everything exploded. |
| Jun 14 | Tadpoles can be happy. They’re like dogs that way. |
| Jun 13 | Unrelated argument: all times are times of chaos. |
| Jun 10 | Consequences are a foreign language to Yont. |
| Jun 9 | Man, there better be a punchline tomorrow. |
| Jun 8 | It’s a small step from mail fraud to necromancy. |
| Jun 7 | Glorp has a lot of people who want what’s best for him. |
| Jun 6 | Damn, that galactic domination stuff would have been a good story hook. |
| Jun 3 | Baba would have expected this from Hell. |
| Jun 2 | Oh. Just those. |
| Jun 1 | Tryst didn’t see it coming, either. |
| May 31 | Tryst is always ready to quickly swaddle someone. |
| May 30 | This is why owls generally don’t go on heads. |
| May 27 | Heck, he’ll even provide an alibi. |
| May 26 | Tryst tries very hard to be a bad influence, actually. |
| May 25 | It’s more of a six in one hand, half-dozen in the other situation. |
| May 24 | Oryx would much rather talk to Nimmo than Downy. |
| May 23 | It’s been the kind of day when things happen. |
| May 20 | They’re gonna get ice cream. |
| May 19 | He’s been like this all week. |
| May 18 | Baba refuses to envy anything about Downy. |
| May 17 | Definitely a good idea. |
| May 16 | They probably just tilled his gunk into the soil. |
| May 13 | Six hours is a long time, to be fair. |
| May 12 | It would provide a challenge. |
| May 11 | So that’s why she hangs around this neighborhood. |
| May 10 | And yet, still no sex appeal. |
| May 9 | Good to know that all possibilities have been considered. |
| May 6 | I think they’re like comedy shows? |
| May 5 | Yont always forgets that. |
| May 4 | That was a pretty unfair lie to tell, though. |
| May 3 | He’s here to please. |
| May 2 | It was glorious. |
| Apr 29 | That zombie was from ten year ago. RIP. |
| Apr 28 | Yont is a big fan of effect. |
| Apr 27 | Rick could stand to be a tad less easygoing in negotiations. |
| Apr 26 | Yont might want to to invest in a dictionary. |
| Apr 25 | All the best prophecies are peer reviewed. |
| Apr 22 | Asking the big questions. |
| Apr 21 | Tryst basically lives here now. |
| Apr 20 | Not being haunted just speaks to the thoughtlessness of ghosts. |
| Apr 19 | Nothing Yont does is surprising anymore. |
| Apr 18 | Dick should try saving more reporters. |
| Apr 15 | Yont is delinquent at all libraries in the tri-state area. |
| Apr 14 | They get like this, sometimes. |
| Apr 13 | There are certain advertisements a mad god may have had a hand in. |
| Apr 12 | Rick is good at pop quizzes. |
| Apr 11 | Chompers is the group’s most useful friend. |
| Apr 8 | He’s doing the unsubtle parts quite well, though. |
| Apr 7 | Secretly, Oryx is proud of how this turned out. |
| Apr 6 | There was no step two to this plan. |
| Apr 5 | This whole storyline has had some criminal overtones, and now these kids have a body on their hands. |
| Apr 4 | Glorp is being asked to consider morality at quite a tender age. |
| Apr 1 | Ice powers can be delicate! This is in the bag. |
| Mar 31 | Anyway, somebody should probably stop him. |
| Mar 29 | I’m pretty sure a good babysitter teaches combat, anyway. |
| Mar 28 | Some might say that an uncrowded finish lines signifies more of a win. |
| Mar 25 | It is the smell of shame. |
| Mar 24 | He is being a lot today. |
| Mar 23 | Let’s all hope they both forget about that. |
| Mar 22 | This has been a hectic development for unrequited love. |
| Mar 21 | Both are equally likely. |
| Mar 18 | That’s gonna be their whole weekend. |
| Mar 17 | This problem compounds when you don’t have any hands. |
| Mar 16 | Oryx is just jealous that he’s not bilingual. |
| Mar 15 | I don’t know if Baba is allowed to call anyone else dramatic right now. |
| Mar 14 | That seems like an underreaction. |
| Mar 11 | The more I think on it, the grosser this one feels. |
| Mar 10 | Technically, she never said that. |
| Mar 9 | Too human might be the wrong about of human. |
| Mar 8 | Technically, his name WAS Theo Hacker. |
| Mar 7 | There’s a lot of lost arms in the superhero universe. |
| Mar 3 | Techie is either over his crush or having some complicated emotions right now. |
| Mar 2 | Well, that was a wasted moment of weakness. |
| Mar 1 | Is it a road trip with no car or roads? One comic posits “yes.” |
| Feb 28 | HoloManea has a lot of ingrained self-esteem. |
| Feb 25 | Manea is pretty sure she should be punching androids all the time. |
| Feb 24 | Shadow Master always gets bad type matchups. |
| Feb 23 | The Techie might be holding a slight grudge over being murdered. |
| Feb 22 | I hope Doctor Science is cognizant enough to know he’s being owned. |
| Feb 21 | Turns out ignoring ghosts is emotionally healthy! |
| Feb 18 | I think he wrote a dictionary. |
| Feb 17 | Shadow Master has never won anything. It’s hilarious. |
| Feb 16 | Doctor Science is being a real comic book asshole right now. |
| Feb 15 | Dick’s not actually going to plan an intervention when he can be living his life instead. |
| Feb 14 | Fartburger just wants to be included. |
| Feb 11 | Dick is bad at humility. |
| Feb 10 | It will be hard not to call her Internet-Lass from now on. |
| Feb 9 | Has Doctor Science been eavesdropping this whole time? |
| Feb 8 | Streak is going to be really irritated to be proven so right. |
| Feb 7 | Manea is this close to losing restaurant privileges. |
| Feb 4 | Manea can teleport to wherever shenanigans are happening. |
| Feb 3 | He may well be doing this on purpose. |
| Feb 2 | Doctor Science is against magic brain octopuses. Doctor Science thinks this is reasonable. |
| Feb 1 | I guess everyone can intervene now. |
| Jan 31 | Any intervention can be a party if you work hard enough. |
| Jan 28 | A bit of unexpected continuity, there. |
| Jan 27 | Baba comes across as pretty pro-violence today. |
| Jan 26 | Don’t doubt the balloon. |
| Jan 25 | Hey, it’s only tunnels sometimes! |
| Jan 24 | He was a kite in a twister two weeks ago. |
| Jan 21 | We really have no evidence either way. |
| Jan 20 | Hint: it’s because of the tornado. |
| Jan 19 | “Also, this cat.” |
| Jan 18 | Baba chooses joy. |
| Jan 17 | It’s all they’re good for. |
| Jan 14 | You can’t choose when the music is going to move you. |
| Jan 13 | Baba knows that Tragedy is anathema to being useful. |
| Jan 12 | Adorable Zombie Head can fly, if he puts his mind to it. |
| Jan 11 | That really… took the wind out of her sails. |
| Jan 10 | Who wouldn’t? |
| Jan 7 | They should probably get in a basement. |
| Jan 6 | Short answer: he was bored. |
| Jan 5 | Winnie the Pooh probably didn’t own “blustery,” but better safe than sorry. |
| Jan 4 | There’s only a fifty percent chance he’s being facetious. |
| Jan 3 | Dick is becoming pretty comfortable with supernatural creatures in his personal space. |