| Dec 3 | Tryst does say that to all the father figures in her life. It’s scary that he knows. |
| Dec 2 | Necromancy is almost never considered “festive.” |
| Dec 1 | Oryx and Trystine have a wonderful relationship. |
| Nov 30 | Bloodsport maintains that “blood money” is an ignorant term. |
| Nov 29 | Aphrodite is never not on brand. |
| Nov 26 | Tragedy is in a food coma. |
| Nov 25 | More like a GRAVY mistake. |
| Nov 24 | Usually curses go so much better! |
| Nov 23 | Nimmo has a gruff exterior. |
| Nov 18 | So profound. |
| Nov 17 | Oryx only calls Glorp “son” when he’s irritated. |
| Nov 16 | Yont values his character development. |
| Nov 15 | I don’t JUST need therapy. |
| Nov 12 | To be fair, neither would anyone else. |
| Nov 11 | Roux was very excited to discover this new play area. |
| Nov 10 | Then he starts screaming. |
| Nov 9 | It is a deceptively straightforward plan. |
| Nov 8 | He also could have been gagged. That would have worked. |
| Nov 5 | Manea thrives on existential terror. |
| Nov 4 | Annoyance is Dick’s only way of providing rehabilitation. |
| Nov 3 | Dick speaks truth to power. |
| Nov 2 | I’ve lost body control privileges before. Not fun. |
| Nov 1 | Bolis is a fan of Japanese horror. |
| Oct 29 | Dick’s spine is going to hurt tomorrow. |
| Oct 28 | There’s a lot of photosynthetic plankton on this moon. |
| Oct 27 | Bert is mostly breathing in his own recycled air at this point. |
| Oct 26 | Then they all die in a fiery explosion. |
| Oct 25 | It’s true. Many people want things. |
| Oct 22 | Dick is never coming back from space. |
| Oct 21 | It would be a tough spider to have survived that last spacewalk. |
| Oct 20 | Bolis is bad at steering. |
| Oct 19 | It’s not that big a leap to assume this guy can breathe in space. |
| Oct 18 | Ms. Marionettist tends to talk a lot when she’s full of adrenaline. She finds it comforting. |
| Oct 15 | “Safe” is an interesting choice of words. |
| Oct 14 | Good to know there are other people in space, though. |
| Oct 13 | “You put your tentacle in people’s faces too much.” |
| Oct 12 | It’s possible that Sadness has never told a story before. |
| Oct 11 | Being able to breathe in space is a surprisingly common power granted by horrific body changes. |
| Oct 8 | Comedy has probably been productive at some point, in fairness. |
| Oct 7 | The Oryx is a terrible patient. |
| Oct 6 | “Though it has started keening eerily.” |
| Oct 5 | Nimmo has a passionate interest in Roman conquerors. |
| Oct 4 | This is a negative change. |
| Oct 1 | I don’t know if Yont knows what compromises are. |
| Sep 30 | Not having opinions can be pretty freeing. |
| Sep 29 | Manea really likes that scene in The Lion King. |
| Sep 28 | Sure hope Mire doesn’t get fired over this. |
| Sep 27 | Carrie doesn’t like to make snap judgments about alignment. |
| Sep 24 | Kinda late to the party, Oryx. |
| Sep 23 | Too late, universe insulted. It’s a good thing I don’t take it personally. |
| Sep 22 | Trystine is going to be furious if transformation doesn’t get those stains out. |
| Sep 21 | They’ve actually been in her element this whole time. |
| Sep 20 | Now that’s just stinkin’ thinkin’. |
| Sep 17 | Trystine knows a lot about ice. |
| Sep 16 | If Carrie’s not careful, she’ll lose “protagonist” status. |
| Sep 15 | Glorp is sassy-adjacent. |
| Sep 14 | That ice golem is the dumbest visual gag I’ve ever done. |
| Sep 13 | The quiet comradery, for example. |
| Sep 1 | When breathing is the only upside, you’re living in a world of downsides. |
| Aug 31 | Blood magic is inherently gross. That’s just science. |
| Aug 30 | Tryst is looking on the bright side of things. |
| Aug 27 | Oryx is down to wreck some shit. |
| Aug 26 | Oryx is putting a lot of energy into holding back. |
| Aug 25 | This is a bad idea, but it can’t go any worse than following a sloth into battle. |
| Aug 24 | Trystine has been working very hard on this. |
| Aug 23 | Anansi had a hand in Glorp’s destiny, so that’s probably true. |
| Aug 20 | Glorp might not be old enough to have understood that reference. |
| Aug 19 | The tadpole council did not like the “blood from the eyes” story. |
| Aug 18 | I’d love to have a magic tadpole around, personally. |
| Aug 17 | Comedy briefly thought about moving, but the moment has passed. |
| Aug 16 | Manea likes to drink unmarked potions. It’s a hobby. |
| Aug 13 | Chompers is going to sleep like a log tonight. |
| Aug 12 | He should really do that over a sink. |
| Aug 11 | Actually, Manea getting ANY job would be notable. |
| Aug 10 | Surprised and disgusted. |
| Aug 9 | Manea is bad at making up for things. |
| Aug 6 | Chompers is typecast. |
| Aug 5 | They don’t need another thing to fight over, really. |
| Aug 4 | The skinless community is underrepresented here. |
| Aug 3 | Manea has a very specific definition of “existence.” |
| Aug 2 | A lot of weird games make it consoles nowadays. |
| Jul 30 | Historically speaking, it probably involved swords. Or a death ray, maybe. |
| Jul 29 | He seethes with the best of ’em. |
| Jul 28 | I don’t care how small octopuses can get, that must be uncomfortable. |
| Jul 27 | This is not the relationship Dick thought it was. |
| Jul 26 | There are dirty footprints all over Dick’s psyche now. |
| Jul 23 | Dick doesn’t have a lot of use for stubborn pride. |
| Jul 22 | Dick examines his life just enough to survive it. |
| Jul 21 | Statistically speaking, he’s probably a bird. |
| Jul 20 | Dick unwittingly recognizes another Joker parallel. |
| Jul 19 | Sleeper Hold single-handedly ends storyline. |
| Jul 16 | So that’s fine. |
| Jul 15 | C-minus worldbuilding. |
| Jul 14 | There were too many people at this summoning. |
| Jul 13 | Imps have terrible senses of humor, anyway. |
| Jul 12 | Jump Start has a problem. |
| Jul 9 | Maybe their puns have just gotten better. |
| Jul 8 | Jump Start is only ominous in serious ways. |
| Jul 7 | Manea that’s not even a little how fire works. |
| Jul 6 | Dick takes metaphorical injuries very seriously. |
| Jul 2 | It amounts to the same thing. |
| Jul 1 | Nobody’s favorite movie genre should be buddy comedy. |
| Jun 30 | I don’t think Bloodwing appreciates the amount of work that went into that curse. |
| Jun 29 | Nimmo is merciless. |
| Jun 28 | Baba would never do that. It would mean she’d be outnumbered. |
| Jun 25 | Manea doesn’t even always HAVE motives. |
| Jun 24 | Friggin’ horse missed the whole dang war! |
| Jun 23 | Magic oats make pretty good cereal, though. |
| Jun 22 | Leonard better be careful. |
| Jun 21 | Yont makes up the worst games. |
| Jun 18 | Yont has forgotten whatever it is he regrets. |
| Jun 17 | Trucky is insufferable. |
| Jun 16 | Baba thinks about evolution a lot these days. |
| Jun 15 | Nimmo has one vice. |
| Jun 14 | Winning an argument is not good enough reason to have to see August. |
| Jun 11 | It’s not great, getting notes from someone who can’t talk. |
| Jun 10 | Chompers is an innovator in aviation technology. |
| Jun 9 | Really throwing a wrench into his self-actualization. |
| Jun 8 | “Not one of my more inspired prophecies, I admit.” |
| Jun 7 | “Put some flour in, I guess? Look, your guess is as good as mine.” |
| Jun 4 | This is another of those moments that would be disturbing in any other art style. |
| Jun 3 | Not that they needed any more motivation to stay home. |
| Jun 2 | I think, like global warming, it’s everyone’s problem. |
| Jun 1 | Good thing she’s wearing black. |
| May 28 | Backtalking gods is the bravest thing Rick does on a regulars basis. |
| May 27 | Rick set himself up for that one. |
| May 26 | The good news is fruit is comparatively easy to nurse into the world. |
| May 25 | Actually, he’s laid himself bare already. |
| May 24 | It’s good to have plans for your afterlife. |
| May 21 | He probably will. |
| May 20 | Rick’s pretty sure the end of the world happens to everyone. |
| May 19 | Persephone is an expert at such questions. |
| May 18 | Roux knows when to jump ship. |
| May 17 | Nimmo is willing to utilize the genetic lottery. |
| May 14 | “Politely” might be a relative term here. |
| May 13 | It’s not worth contemplating the kinds of things they talk each other into. |
| May 12 | Nimmo’s more of a big picture person. |
| May 11 | That bird knows too much. |
| May 10 | The real tragedy is feeling constantly overwhelmed. |
| May 7 | You gotta be careful with metaphors. |
| May 6 | Trystine’s still mad that Turquoise never took her advice. |
| May 5 | Manea finds people easier to deal with once driven mad |
| May 4 | This will be an important lesson in espionage. |
| May 3 | And he did. With the fan on. |
| Apr 30 | Chompers might be able to fold reality, for all anyone knows. |
| Apr 29 | To be fair, she did that in Baba’s house, too. |
| Apr 28 | It’s not bragging; everyone just NEEDS to know. |
| Apr 27 | It’s good to acknowledge absurdity, lest it become too commonplace. |
| Apr 26 | “Health” is kind of a nebulous concept to Adorable Zombie Head, but chipper he continues to be. |
| Apr 23 | Oryx kindly makes this confrontation dialogue-only. |
| Apr 22 | She’s grown accustomed to his moon face. |
| Apr 21 | Now that Dick and Sadness are outed as brain-buds, he gets access to her terrible power again! |
| Apr 20 | Bloodwing does not have the temperament for negotiation. |
| Apr 19 | Leave it to the evil owl to look at the dark side of things. |
| Apr 16 | Manea can’t handle long board games. |
| Apr 15 | The moral of this story is don’t put evil artifacts on your head. |
| Apr 14 | Has Bloodsport been drinking gasoline lately? |
| Apr 13 | “That is our thing!” |
| Apr 12 | Spicy: an adjective commonly used to describe crowns. |
| Apr 9 | Dick been working toward this for years. |
| Apr 8 | Dick has insulted so many people with what should have been his last breath. |
| Apr 7 | Doctor Science is going to be so mad that he broke that arm again. |
| Apr 6 | It’s not an amazing riddle, but it’s not bad for a power play. |
| Apr 5 | Good thing he knows better. |
| Apr 1 | Turns out even low-class villains can kill you. |
| Mar 31 | There’s really only one easily-referenced hologram in pop culture. |
| Mar 30 | Dick calls the trading card people once a week. |
| Mar 29 | Pretty good ability for an awkward person to have, though. |
| Mar 26 | Blood moves through Bloodwing’s body because he commands it. |
| Mar 25 | Correction: you can never have too many invisible friends. |
| Mar 24 | Two people floating in your living room like a couple of weirdos. |
| Mar 23 | Dick is very conscientious in communicating with his mortal enemies. |
| Mar 22 | It’s probably fine. Baba learns from her mistakes, generally. |
| Mar 19 | Edgar always has to put up with this. |
| Mar 18 | He should stay away from children, probably. |
| Mar 17 | Rick’s brain just touched a hot iron. |
| Mar 16 | And to think she left someone behind back there. |
| Mar 15 | They think I’ll break first, but I’m calling their bluff. |
| Mar 12 | That mouse was her friend! That she enjoyed trying to kill. |
| Mar 11 | You can tell because he said “how dare you” twice. |
| Mar 10 | Every day an adventure. |
| Mar 9 | Oryx needs this. |
| Mar 8 | It’s the one bodily fluid he still has. |
| Mar 5 | Chase that dream, Tragedy. |
| Mar 4 | “We did not need to spend a week on this.” |
| Mar 3 | Manea’s winning them back, one at a time. |
| Mar 2 | Chompers is used to cleaning up everyone else’s mess. |
| Mar 1 | Well! That was casually hurtful. |
| Feb 26 | Manea is a terrible pet owner. |
| Feb 25 | “He’s making us look bad.” |
| Feb 24 | Manea’s life has a killer soundtrack. |
| Feb 23 | “Moments.” Sure. |
| Feb 22 | Just noshing on ants, as is his wont. |
| Feb 19 | Anatomically, it could be anything. |
| Feb 18 | Technically, she’s not that tall. |
| Feb 17 | “Well, you didn’t say ‘please.'” |
| Feb 16 | Doctor Science: pretty judgy. |
| Feb 15 | “Busy” is still an applicable term in this context. |
| Feb 12 | He could certainly model stockings. |
| Feb 11 | She can get wifi on tomato bisque. |
| Feb 10 | The bears were into it, though. |
| Feb 9 | It’s hard to play under those sheets they wear. |
| Feb 8 | A bundle of fun, those two. |
| Feb 5 | Because she’s a hologram, is why. |
| Feb 4 | Evelyn should be more careful with her color scheme. |
| Feb 3 | Dick enjoys being rude during magical moments of sublime happiness. |
| Feb 2 | Her brother’s eyes didn’t used to be on fire. |
| Feb 1 | It could happen to anyone. |
| Jan 29 | Dick has led an amazing life. Some of it in space. |
| Jan 28 | Evelyn likes to play with fire. |
| Jan 27 | Evelyn briefly forgot how to be polite from the stress of the situation. |
| Jan 26 | Luckily, mind-based water has fewer currents. |
| Jan 25 | Welp, Evelyn killed Dick. That’s big “new protagonist” energy. |
| Jan 22 | Carmen has the ability to turn invisible and never have to watch her head. |
| Jan 21 | We’re all rude here. |
| Jan 20 | Streak is concussed to deal with this. |
| Jan 19 | Unconvincing stage play. I can totally see the strings. |
| Jan 18 | Dick isn’t in the mood to have a team-up with a ghost themed hero. |
| Jan 14 | Yont has a bunch of those muffin baskets on standby. |
| Jan 13 | Manea has largely been kept away from the kids of the cast for a reason. |
| Jan 12 | Horses: specist? |
| Jan 11 | MAYBE Shadow Master could conquer Earth, but he could never defeat Space Pope. |
| Jan 8 | Streak is doing very little superheroing right now. |
| Jan 7 | Careful what you wish for, I guess. |
| Jan 6 | Damn, now I’ll need to figure out what Bloodwing is up to. |
| Jan 5 | Manea loves long receipts. |
| Jan 4 | Roux has chowed down on so many spiders. |
| Jan 1 | Fate has never not been a dick, but now more so. |