| Jun 7 | The dark figure keeps getting closer. This is probably fine. |
| Jun 6 | Now, NO ONE will have to know it. |
| Jun 5 | I have to stop giving them free reign. |
| Jun 2 | Gods always get to eat the best stuff. |
| Jun 1 | Rick knows he’s being set up, but responds anyway. |
| May 31 | You have to imagine a ton of whirring coming from that dress. |
| May 30 | That was a pretty lucky interpretation of that wish, actually. |
| May 29 | “I didn’t even want the laser sword!” |
| May 26 | “Middle finger up” is big monkey’s paw energy. |
| May 25 | What a rude dead hand. |
| May 24 | I sure hope those werewolves get their shadows back someday. |
| May 23 | Not having a meat-body is a privilege certain people like to abuse. |
| May 22 | “All bow-wow to me and my blood moon” would have been more appropriate. |
| May 18 | It is, though. He looks like Anubis. |
| May 17 | Shadow Master is very good at petty grudges. |
| May 16 | They’re cuter than normal spiders, but creepier than normal wolves! |
| May 15 | Oh! That makes it easy, then. |
| May 12 | Manea is unreliable in a reliable sort of way. |
| May 11 | Werewolves don’t believe in cannibalism. |
| May 10 | I wonder in how many ways that’s a bad idea. |
| May 9 | Aw, man. I thought it was Draculas. |
| May 8 | No, no. This is self-explanatory. |
| May 5 | That’s his thing. |
| May 4 | Ironically, this makes Tragedy the funny one. |
| May 3 | Nazi magic is the worst magic. |
| May 2 | Things can be both distinguished and evil. |
| May 1 | Oryx used to be pretty creepy. |
| Apr 28 | Chompers is not known for phoning it in. |
| Apr 27 | Not having to use your mouth is the best reason to have voices in your head. |
| Apr 26 | The pyramids were definitely made by humans. |
| Apr 25 | A little late to get ahead of it. |
| Apr 24 | Dang, now I want some corn. |
| Apr 21 | Sometimes I remember that Dick lived in Biblical Hell for like a year. |
| Apr 20 | Octopuses are one of the least petable animals, as it happens. |
| Apr 19 | Customer Service Golem does not make assumptions lightly. |
| Apr 18 | That amulet should probably be behind glass. |
| Apr 17 | Customer Service Golem works on commission. |
| Apr 14 | That’s right. It’s gonna be that kind of storyline. |
| Apr 13 | Green Ninja plays life on hard mode. |
| Apr 12 | GIANT DUNG BEETLE: THREAT OR MENACE? |
| Apr 11 | In his defense, it does sound pretty metal. |
| Apr 10 | He did, however, make chlorine gas at breakfast. |
| Apr 6 | He should probably develop a new way to learn. |
| Apr 5 | He talks like this all the time. |
| Apr 4 | That’s a terrible poem. |
| Apr 3 | The Theater Bats would need a makeover before being put on tv. |
| Mar 31 | You don’t want your god to be under copyright, though. |
| Mar 30 | Nimmo has the patience of a saint. |
| Mar 29 | Aphrodite reluctantly respects the hustle. |
| Mar 28 | I ask myself that every day. |
| Mar 27 | But we know. |
| Mar 24 | Aphrodite really wishes she could just seduce someone right now. |
| Mar 23 | Most of us are terminally mortal. |
| Mar 22 | The goddess of love should also be in charge of denuclearization, probably. |
| Mar 21 | “I just became jealous of every being in the universe that’s anywhere but here.” |
| Mar 20 | Radioactivity should be reported much more quickly than this. |
| Mar 17 | Filler Art Friday: Chain Gang |
| Mar 16 | Anansi has probably almost destroyed the world a few times. |
| Mar 15 | If she’s lucky, this is all a fear hallucination. |
| Mar 14 | Nimmo knows a lot of etymological trivia. |
| Mar 13 | Like most Greek gods, Aphrodite is driven by either sex or vengeance. |
| Mar 10 | They are determined not to let adversity bring them together. I respect that. |
| Mar 9 | Nimmo didn’t even need to think about who wrote that note. |
| Mar 8 | This kind of thing only happens on Wednesdays. |
| Mar 7 | Should we imagine the rhinoceros as anthropomorphic? A conundrum. |
| Mar 6 | Gods do tend to be distressingly human. |
| Mar 3 | Oryx would be shocked to learn that he is cool. |
| Mar 2 | What is this, Nimmo week? |
| Mar 1 | And then he immediately loses them again. |
| Feb 28 | They play that game whenever I decide it would be funny. |
| Feb 27 | That ended exactly as I expected it would. With vomit in the tub. |
| Feb 24 | Baba is over being the mom-friend. |
| Feb 23 | That tub really stuck the landing. |
| Feb 22 | There’s not enough pity in the world. |
| Feb 21 | The laws are to restrict ugly bathtubs walking around. |
| Feb 20 | Birds ARE secretly dinosaurs, so you know they’re cunning. |
| Feb 17 | Oryx ends up in a sitcom family across all timelines. |
| Feb 16 | Oryx has a warped definition of “sweet.” |
| Feb 15 | There’s a reason The Techie was a B-tier villain. |
| Feb 14 | The Techie is still pretty sure gods are fake. |
| Feb 13 | Is Manic Mistress “people?” Discuss. |
| Feb 10 | Hiding in the kitchen is my go-to party move. |
| Feb 9 | Meanwhile, Oryx sips his tea in relative peace. |
| Feb 8 | Evil revenge ghosts are the worst kind. |
| Feb 7 | Oryx has wandered off to have some tea. |
| Feb 6 | Nobody should have to be related to The Techie. |
| Feb 3 | In retrospect, it was kind of a boneheaded move. |
| Feb 2 | This is the first evidence that Oryx wears other clothes. |
| Feb 1 | He means long in emotional time. |
| Jan 31 | “I’m a Killbot! He was my creator! It’s what we do!” |
| Jan 30 | Being a killbot usually is more fun, as a rule. |
| Jan 27 | It’s the little things. |
| Jan 26 | Chompers is brutally efficient. |
| Jan 25 | “Here’s another idea: bring it, scrub.” |
| Jan 24 | Serves him right for wanting to have a nice time with his friends. |
| Jan 23 | He demonstrably is having this conversation. |
| Jan 20 | Baba hates not being her own boss. |
| Jan 19 | Those dangerous artifacts are staying in those boxes forever. |
| Jan 18 | Oryx is a straight-talker. |
| Jan 17 | It’s a beautiful language. |
| Jan 16 | Ice cream is a cure-all. |
| Jan 13 | This whole ordeal has been very taxing on Carrie. |
| Jan 12 | Tryst is becoming more and more like an anime protagonist as time goes on. |
| Jan 11 | Glorp is a medical marvel. |
| Jan 10 | Tryst probably won’t kill her, but she will have some cutting words. |
| Jan 9 | Glorp is having a great, safe time. |
| Jan 6 | Carrie is technically correct, but it’s still rude to point it out. |
| Jan 5 | There are a lot of reasons why Tryst is like an anime protagonist. |
| Jan 4 | Unrelated: Glorp is great at scouting ahead. |
| Jan 3 | The Oryx struck fear into all that didn’t know him. |
| Jan 2 | I think that takedown was a little hammy. |