It seems like forever since I did a Cliff’s notes, imaginary readers.

Maybe it is.

Maybe forever has happened.

Probably not, though.

I have no idea if Mr. Popper’s Penguins is a book anyone else had to read in middle school, but since there was a movie adaption with Jim Carrey, I have to assume you’ve at least heard of it. Suffice it to say, it’s got penguins.