| May 14 | “Politely” might be a relative term here. |
| May 13 | It’s not worth contemplating the kinds of things they talk each other into. |
| May 12 | Nimmo’s more of a big picture person. |
| May 11 | That bird knows too much. |
| May 10 | The real tragedy is feeling constantly overwhelmed. |
| May 7 | You gotta be careful with metaphors. |
| May 6 | Trystine’s still mad that Turquoise never took her advice. |
| May 5 | Manea finds people easier to deal with once driven mad |
| May 4 | This will be an important lesson in espionage. |
| May 3 | And he did. With the fan on. |
| Apr 30 | Chompers might be able to fold reality, for all anyone knows. |
| Apr 29 | To be fair, she did that in Baba’s house, too. |
| Apr 28 | It’s not bragging; everyone just NEEDS to know. |
| Apr 27 | It’s good to acknowledge absurdity, lest it become too commonplace. |
| Apr 26 | “Health” is kind of a nebulous concept to Adorable Zombie Head, but chipper he continues to be. |
| Apr 23 | Oryx kindly makes this confrontation dialogue-only. |
| Apr 22 | She’s grown accustomed to his moon face. |
| Apr 21 | Now that Dick and Sadness are outed as brain-buds, he gets access to her terrible power again! |
| Apr 20 | Bloodwing does not have the temperament for negotiation. |
| Apr 19 | Leave it to the evil owl to look at the dark side of things. |
| Apr 16 | Manea can’t handle long board games. |
| Apr 15 | The moral of this story is don’t put evil artifacts on your head. |
| Apr 14 | Has Bloodsport been drinking gasoline lately? |
| Apr 13 | “That is our thing!” |
| Apr 12 | Spicy: an adjective commonly used to describe crowns. |
| Apr 9 | Dick been working toward this for years. |
| Apr 8 | Dick has insulted so many people with what should have been his last breath. |
| Apr 7 | Doctor Science is going to be so mad that he broke that arm again. |
| Apr 6 | It’s not an amazing riddle, but it’s not bad for a power play. |
| Apr 5 | Good thing he knows better. |
| Apr 1 | Turns out even low-class villains can kill you. |
| Mar 31 | There’s really only one easily-referenced hologram in pop culture. |
| Mar 30 | Dick calls the trading card people once a week. |
| Mar 29 | Pretty good ability for an awkward person to have, though. |
| Mar 26 | Blood moves through Bloodwing’s body because he commands it. |
| Mar 25 | Correction: you can never have too many invisible friends. |
| Mar 24 | Two people floating in your living room like a couple of weirdos. |
| Mar 23 | Dick is very conscientious in communicating with his mortal enemies. |
| Mar 22 | It’s probably fine. Baba learns from her mistakes, generally. |
| Mar 19 | Edgar always has to put up with this. |
| Mar 18 | He should stay away from children, probably. |
| Mar 17 | Rick’s brain just touched a hot iron. |
| Mar 16 | And to think she left someone behind back there. |
| Mar 15 | They think I’ll break first, but I’m calling their bluff. |
| Mar 12 | That mouse was her friend! That she enjoyed trying to kill. |
| Mar 11 | You can tell because he said “how dare you” twice. |
| Mar 10 | Every day an adventure. |
| Mar 9 | Oryx needs this. |
| Mar 8 | It’s the one bodily fluid he still has. |
| Mar 5 | Chase that dream, Tragedy. |
| Mar 4 | “We did not need to spend a week on this.” |
| Mar 3 | Manea’s winning them back, one at a time. |
| Mar 2 | Chompers is used to cleaning up everyone else’s mess. |
| Mar 1 | Well! That was casually hurtful. |
| Feb 26 | Manea is a terrible pet owner. |
| Feb 25 | “He’s making us look bad.” |
| Feb 24 | Manea’s life has a killer soundtrack. |
| Feb 23 | “Moments.” Sure. |
| Feb 22 | Just noshing on ants, as is his wont. |
| Feb 19 | Anatomically, it could be anything. |
| Feb 18 | Technically, she’s not that tall. |
| Feb 17 | “Well, you didn’t say ‘please.'” |
| Feb 16 | Doctor Science: pretty judgy. |
| Feb 15 | “Busy” is still an applicable term in this context. |
| Feb 12 | He could certainly model stockings. |
| Feb 11 | She can get wifi on tomato bisque. |
| Feb 10 | The bears were into it, though. |
| Feb 9 | It’s hard to play under those sheets they wear. |
| Feb 8 | A bundle of fun, those two. |
| Feb 5 | Because she’s a hologram, is why. |
| Feb 4 | Evelyn should be more careful with her color scheme. |
| Feb 3 | Dick enjoys being rude during magical moments of sublime happiness. |
| Feb 2 | Her brother’s eyes didn’t used to be on fire. |
| Feb 1 | It could happen to anyone. |
| Jan 29 | Dick has led an amazing life. Some of it in space. |
| Jan 28 | Evelyn likes to play with fire. |
| Jan 27 | Evelyn briefly forgot how to be polite from the stress of the situation. |
| Jan 26 | Luckily, mind-based water has fewer currents. |
| Jan 25 | Welp, Evelyn killed Dick. That’s big “new protagonist” energy. |
| Jan 22 | Carmen has the ability to turn invisible and never have to watch her head. |
| Jan 21 | We’re all rude here. |
| Jan 20 | Streak is concussed to deal with this. |
| Jan 19 | Unconvincing stage play. I can totally see the strings. |
| Jan 18 | Dick isn’t in the mood to have a team-up with a ghost themed hero. |
| Jan 14 | Yont has a bunch of those muffin baskets on standby. |
| Jan 13 | Manea has largely been kept away from the kids of the cast for a reason. |
| Jan 12 | Horses: specist? |
| Jan 11 | MAYBE Shadow Master could conquer Earth, but he could never defeat Space Pope. |
| Jan 8 | Streak is doing very little superheroing right now. |
| Jan 7 | Careful what you wish for, I guess. |
| Jan 6 | Damn, now I’ll need to figure out what Bloodwing is up to. |
| Jan 5 | Manea loves long receipts. |
| Jan 4 | Roux has chowed down on so many spiders. |
| Jan 1 | Fate has never not been a dick, but now more so. |