| Dec 31 | Baba’s a witch. She should know these things. |
| Dec 30 | I bet, if you’re apathetic enough, memories slide right out of your head. |
| Dec 27 | This actually happens at least once a year. Tinsel is naturally occurring in zombies. |
| Dec 26 | It’s an inexpert trap, but the point is they’re learning. |
| Dec 25 | Did anyone ever take care of Yont’s reinarachnids? Probably. |
| Dec 24 | Nimmo got that bit of philosophy from Manea. |
| Dec 23 | Maybe someday, Baba will stop having such a confrontational relationship with a cat. |
| Dec 20 | “You look like Charlie Brown, but not in a litigious way.” |
| Dec 19 | Carrie’s whole deal is not that imposing. |
| Dec 18 | Madness never works in Baba’s favor. |
| Dec 17 | Getting so tired it causes a paradox is how I spend my weekends. |
| Dec 16 | So many machinations, so little time. |
| Dec 13 | “But also: what did you dip it in?” |
| Dec 12 | That goose had some divisive opinions on class sizes. |
| Dec 11 | Rick and Santa have had some bad interactions. |
| Dec 10 | “Anyone, including but not limited to, me.” |
| Dec 9 | Fake problems are nice because they rarely explode. |
| Dec 6 | Roux hates change. |
| Dec 5 | It wouldn’t be a hard one to guess, given her history. |
| Dec 4 | Carrie can get pretty motivated by procrastination. |
| Dec 3 | Yont loves flying in pure reason’s face. |
| Dec 2 | They’re just trying to goad me into a fight about The Muppet Christmas Carol. |
| Nov 29 | Filler art: Top Hat Dance Party |
| Nov 28 | Doctor Science is only helpful when it helps him in turn. |
| Nov 27 | We at Inspired By True Events do not condone such experimentation. |
| Nov 26 | Chompers probably can’t get human diseases, but that’s still gross. |
| Nov 25 | I whisper this to myself every night before bed. |
| Nov 22 | The Cute Plane has kind of a lot of ongoing problems. |
| Nov 21 | Chompers is a simple creature. |
| Nov 20 | Filler Art: Bloodsport’s Gluttony |
| Nov 19 | Oryx has low-key had a lot of character development. |
| Nov 18 | Thrud is into communing with nature and bloodlust. Thrud contains multitudes. |
| Nov 15 | Depends on which side the tadpoles are on, I guess. |
| Nov 14 | Manea, we all asked you to stop exploding people. |
| Nov 13 | Manea starts casually pushing Downy toward total ego death. |
| Nov 12 | “No take backs.” |
| Nov 11 | Manea is too classy for sanity and/or traditional morality. |
| Nov 8 | Hey, space squids have feelings too, Annette. |
| Nov 7 | Everything bad that happens is a metaphor for everything bad that has ever happened. |
| Nov 6 | Nimmo wasn’t taking this seriously, until the tentacles showed up. |
| Nov 5 | Rick has foolishly run once again into ANTICS. |
| Nov 4 | She was having so much fun, up ’til now. |
| Nov 1 | Manea does not condone Rick’s pussyfooting. |
| Oct 31 | A big hole: necessary for any evil plans in the cute plane. |
| Oct 30 | Chompers does not 100% know what’s going on, but he 100% knows what to do about it. |
| Oct 29 | Cool crime against nature, buddy. |
| Oct 28 | Chompers is a force for peace. |
| Oct 25 | It’s his most memorable feature, really. |
| Oct 24 | She’s got to defend her honor. It’s not personal unless you make it personal. |
| Oct 23 | Most things exist to entertain Manea. |
| Oct 22 | Sentient blood is one of the many things you can’t take for granted. |
| Oct 21 | Thrud is a force of nature too, but with axes. |
| Oct 18 | Lots of people make good money on the premise that the mortifying things they do are impressive. |
| Oct 17 | And then they go on a wacky road trip. |
| Oct 16 | Manea is being a real force of annoyance this storyline. |
| Oct 15 | Annette has not been gone long enough for things to be this way. |
| Oct 14 | Doing the tadpole wave is my favorite thing about any live sport. |
| Oct 11 | Thrud is the most efficient and eager exterminator you will ever meet. |
| Oct 10 | Annette is good at making uncomfortable observations. |
| Oct 9 | Oryx is half-hoping they will. |
| Oct 8 | Being mind controlled sounds really unpleasant, please do not sign me up. |
| Oct 7 | Annette’s blades can cut through anything, even Downy’s bullshit. |
| Oct 4 | Always torture with your pinkie out. |
| Oct 3 | This is not true of most political debates. |
| Oct 2 | Frankly, I don’t think I’m ever going to do better than “Tarzan hosting a magic show.” |
| Oct 1 | Oryx makes bad friends. |
| Sep 30 | “Our lives are woven together in a pattern as beautiful as it is terrifying.” |
| Sep 27 | NO UPSIDES. |
| Sep 26 | Annette does not have a good metric for “happens all the time.” |
| Sep 25 | Cut to black. |
| Sep 24 | Axes can be used to solve any problem. Or, at least, turn it into a different problem. |
| Sep 23 | Yont, Manea, maybe Chompers if he’s had a bad day… |
| Sep 20 | This is why Rick doesn’t get together with anyone he knew in high school. |
| Sep 19 | Manea should push people off things more often. It’s pretty on brand. |
| Sep 18 | She’s not wrong. They are capricious. |
| Sep 17 | There’s maybe a little baggage here. |
| Sep 16 | “Thrud” is a good example of how non-feminine old Norse words sound. |
| Sep 13 | Manea sometimes forgets how little mortals like dead people. |
| Sep 12 | Chompers doesn’t do self-pity well. |
| Sep 11 | Baba has had a pretty good couple of months. |
| Sep 10 | Other gods tend to ignore Manea until she makes them pay attention. |
| Sep 9 | Manea always wants attention, but that isn’t, like, her whole THING. |
| Sep 6 | Don’t worry about it, Nimmo. This is probably fine. |
| Sep 5 | A ton of magic does actually expire. These two have no idea what they’re talking about. |
| Sep 4 | Yont has the party house of the neighborhood, no doubt. |
| Sep 3 | I cannot find any videos of bats cleaning their feet, so for all I know, this is anatomically factual. |
| Sep 2 | Besides go to a water park. |
| Aug 30 | He’ll see the flaw in that logic after a nap. |
| Aug 29 | Not making the Hero’s Trident handicap accessible does seem like an oversight. |
| Aug 28 | Laser eyes seem so versatile on paper. |
| Aug 27 | Calling a witch potentially scary is a huge compliment. |
| Aug 26 | Like a slightly moldy Santa Claus. |
| Aug 23 | Chompers is really working for that Emmy. |
| Aug 22 | That escalated quickly. |
| Aug 21 | Oryx has actually achieved his goals for today. It’s a new and terrifying feeling. |
| Aug 20 | Joan is very proud of her daughter’s magical achievements. |
| Aug 19 | Joan has been in mortal danger while fighting with her mom. It’s called multitasking. |
| Aug 16 | That’s not what you want to see first thing out of the Underworld. |
| Aug 15 | “THIS IS A HIGH STRESS SITUATION FOR ME.” |
| Aug 14 | Baba almost never gets to throw a river at someone. |
| Aug 13 | If you can’t beat ’em, throw bats at ’em. |
| Aug 12 | Baba has not gotten to let loose in at least four years. |
| Aug 9 | Virgil often maintains that they did get a great deal, considering how much Joan liked fighting the kappa. |
| Aug 8 | Hades had also hoped the tree motif would remind everyone he has a soft side. |
| Aug 7 | Joan has had a higher-than-average amount of people try to kill her. |
| Aug 6 | One panel for obligatory awe-staring. |
| Aug 5 | Spends the whole comic falling; sings about how great it is. |
| Aug 2 | Trystine has made a lot of ice and I don’t know how hard that is for her. |
| Aug 1 | To be fair, the iceberg probably can’t hurt them. |
| Jul 31 | To be fair, you can’t expect anything less from a rat king than “crazy murderer.” |
| Jul 30 | Aphrodite sure keeps dishing out that high-class comedy. |
| Jul 29 | What in a shadow goes *crunch*, I wonder. |
| Jul 26 | “The Underworld Approves” is the name of my new punk band. |
| Jul 25 | Me, too. What would I do without my silent, judgmental characters? |
| Jul 24 | Pretty sure Annette died in that dress, so yeah. |
| Jul 23 | Virgil doesn’t really pull off that dress. Maybe it’s his big head. |
| Jul 22 | It’s probably a bad idea to anger either of these two. |
| Jul 19 | There’s a story behind that fire thing. |
| Jul 18 | Prism Girl Trystine: master of gallows humor. |
| Jul 17 | Trystine does one thing, and she does it well. |
| Jul 16 | Probably best not to question an unexpected rescue, on general principles. |
| Jul 15 | Oh, okay. That one. |
| Jul 12 | Especially around the eyes. |
| Jul 11 | Even if Manea got a tombstone, there’s no way this guy would be put in charge of ordering it. |
| Jul 10 | And it’s red! The most ominous shade of lighting. |
| Jul 9 | This comic does in no way endorse shotgunning some asprin. |
| Jul 8 | Dual Personalities had to change broadcast locations after the last raid. |
| Jul 5 | Virgil was planning on dying from some sort of ice cream overdose. |
| Jul 4 | Carrie can cremate a fellow human in milliseconds. |
| Jul 3 | That rat and zombie are ruining pj day. |
| Jul 2 | It’s all coming together now. I guess. |
| Jul 1 | Oh, good. Rats. That’s what this comic was missing. |
| Jun 28 | A bold claim, when you consider the context. |
| Jun 27 | Tragedy is very into self-loathing, so this works out, anyway. |
| Jun 26 | Tryst sure had a lot of follow-up questions. Slumber parties are complicated. |
| Jun 25 | “And then you would avenge me, obviously.” |
| Jun 24 | Hopefully after many cleanings. |
| Jun 21 | Manea at her most unreasonable can drive you mad with a look. Cruel? Yes. But also: fun. |
| Jun 20 | Not the most revealing revelation, possibly. |
| Jun 19 | There’s a very good chance that TV is ruined. |
| Jun 18 | It IS a bad idea for demons to have your signature, if you’re wondering. |
| Jun 17 | Manea also specializes in madness, but this is a logical point, which she is immune to. |
| Jun 14 | Manea is having a good time in her own right, though. Lost souls love her. |
| Jun 13 | Kind of seems like Baba SHOULD have called a mortal, but here we are. |
| Jun 12 | Yes, Baba has contacts in Hell. She doesn’t need to be told what a bad idea that is. |
| Jun 11 | But Hades was not cool. |
| Jun 10 | Manea just loves that long-dead gossip. |
| Jun 7 | Baba has no respect for the lords of the Underworld. |
| Jun 6 | “None of my other friends do this. Why do you think that is? |
| Jun 5 | Nimmo is an amazing judge of music. |
| Jun 4 | It’s for the best. The devil can’t cook. |
| Jun 3 | Manea is very literal, apart from the many times that she’s not. |
| May 31 | Look at his little hat, Yont. That ship has sailed. |
| May 30 | “If only there were a way to get slightly fewer people to hate us.” |
| May 29 | Two or more is the rule for explosions. |
| May 28 | Hint: It’s more than you think should be possible. |
| May 27 | The Streak and Dick usually get some bickering in before noon. It’s good for the soul. |
| May 24 | She can do that for hours. |
| May 23 | Tragedy will now become enraged by other people’s stupidity. |
| May 22 | None of those “play it by ear” enemies in these parts. |
| May 21 | It is an excellent idea to avoid those who you’ve set on fire. |
| May 20 | Because Chompers hates planes. |
| May 17 | Oh, she’s definitely taking that staff out again. It’s important to accessorize. |
| May 16 | Downy is sure feeling chipper today. |
| May 15 | Oh, there it is. |
| May 14 | Bloodsport and Oryx occasionally allow themselves some small rebellion. |
| May 13 | Never trust a problem that solves itself. |
| May 10 | Tells you all you need to know, really. |
| May 9 | Oryx is the second most confusing person that Bloodsport is loyal to. |
| May 8 | I am also glad Carrie wasn’t killed by the evil owl. |
| May 7 | Bloodsport is chill. |
| May 6 | It was a little funny the first time, but you probably need some distance to appreciate it. |
| May 3 | “In no way” implies a level of innocence that Oryx hasn’t had since he was three years old. |
| May 2 | Oryx has never been confident, and he would be confused if he were to experience said emotion. |
| May 1 | The blood is uncomfortably close to her mouth, too. |
| Apr 30 | It’s often a literal beast. |
| Apr 29 | Downy is going through some gross, gross changes. |
| Apr 26 | You’d think something called “shadow activity” would be more subtle. |
| Apr 25 | Some days, it really hurts to have a magically enforced unpaid job. |
| Apr 24 | Marea has a breaking point, as do we all. |
| Apr 23 | They only need to do it once before it’s a problem. |
| Apr 22 | Manea is shockingly bad at making cotton candy. |
| Apr 19 | Roux did not anticipate how much she would hate this mode of transportation. |
| Apr 18 | Spidered-man can do whatever a spidered-can can. |
| Apr 17 | The spirits cannot eat ice cream, but they can appreciate it. |
| Apr 16 | Tragedy really wants to be able to unbreak an egg. |
| Apr 15 | Probably in getting the howler monkey, let’s be honest. |
| Apr 12 | Nimmo whispers insults at artificial intelligence every time he gets the tetris block he wants. |
| Apr 11 | Marea’s social media game is en pointe. |
| Apr 10 | Dick can be insufferable at times. |
| Apr 9 | Antidepressants don’t work on Marea, which is just plain not fair. |
| Apr 8 | I would argue that it is, often, not life. |
| Apr 5 | It can be pretty insulting to find out seduction is not on the table. |
| Apr 4 | Especially if your hero is a dark god. |
| Apr 3 | Sometimes being a witch has its downsides. |
| Apr 2 | The Truth Fairy is a hard person for other fairies to make friends with. |
| Apr 1 | Manes knows justice is a farce. |
| Mar 29 | Adorable Zombie Head is an unwelcome visitor in most of the places he shows up. |
| Mar 28 | If you’re reading this, congrats on doing the hardest thing in the world. |
| Mar 27 | Dick and Streak have a professional relationship. |
| Mar 26 | Nimmo might have a very slight humility problem. |
| Mar 25 | “Self-examination is a big step toward change, and we’ve established I’m not for that.” |
| Mar 22 | Chompers doesn’t notice things halfway. |
| Mar 21 | Baba is not willing to learn a lesson about how hard it is to have a big beard. |
| Mar 20 | I don’t know why Virgil was talking to a crow, but I do know that crows are intelligent birds with a lot of interesting things to say. |
| Mar 19 | Shots fired, EVERYONE WHO EVER MET IN COLLEGE. |
| Mar 18 | The more we find out about this family, the more it feels like somebody dropped the ball. |
| Mar 15 | Carrie is actually overqualified for that job. |
| Mar 14 | “My life has been a series of mistakes and one of them will eventually kill me.” |
| Mar 13 | Max subtly calls Joan stupid, then apologizes for abandoning her fifteen years ago. |
| Mar 12 | I don’t have the timeline down exactly, but that “brief moment” lasted about five years. |
| Mar 11 | Annette has plans. Big plans. |
| Mar 8 | Joan was not her best self in middle school, but which of us is? |
| Mar 7 | Annette was the kind of person to grab strange animals right off the street. She was here for a good time, not a long time. |
| Mar 6 | Joan has really pushed past her trepidation here. Would that we all had her confidence. |
| Mar 5 | I was also bored. Introducing Chompers was a way to stop things from getting stale. |
| Mar 4 | The back hair of a dragon is notoriously hard to get. |
| Mar 1 | Nimmo does not have the patience for this gig. |
| Feb 28 | Joan has been working with capable magic-users her whole life. Which was, I guess, a possibility this whole time. |
| Feb 27 | Wizard of Oz might be the most referenced piece of media in seven years of this comic. |
| Feb 26 | Nimmo is being pretty tactless for someone who never talks about his dad. |
| Feb 25 | Annette would be getting her own spinoff series if not for the serious issue of her mortality. |
| Feb 22 | It’s possible Joan has a slightly warped idea of “happy” and “sad.” |
| Feb 21 | Maximilian doesn’t do well with confrontation. |
| Feb 20 | “I don’t even know if that was a good chirrup or a bad chirrup.” |
| Feb 19 | “None of this had to happen, and I own that.” |
| Feb 18 | Roux did this for no reason other than the thrill of power. |
| Feb 15 | Filler Art: Parachuting |
| Feb 14 | Blood seems like an inefficient medium to use for poetry. |
| Feb 13 | Still seems a little high to me. |
| Feb 12 | “I have once again settled comfortably into my delusion.” |
| Feb 11 | Tragedy has some morally ambiguous goals. |
| Feb 8 | They refused to pass the soap. |
| Feb 7 | Yont has never “doubted” before. He doesn’t like it. |
| Feb 6 | This would turn out to be the wrong question. |
| Feb 5 | He did almost die a couple times, but swords were barely involved at all. |
| Feb 4 | Dick’s sarcasm became classified as a superpower when he continued heckling an evil hypnotist no matter how much his mind got scrambled. |
| Feb 1 | Chompers actually destroyed the drill. No good would come from having it in the house. |
| Jan 31 | “You can hit somebody with it, I dunno.” |
| Jan 30 | Hands up, who here would chase a giant spider literally anywhere? Not I, said the fly. |
| Jan 29 | Bloodsport was in the wrong place at the wrong time. |
| Jan 28 | Bloodsport did not expect today to be so much fun. |
| Jan 25 | Anansi lost track of Roux as soon as it was narratively convenient. |
| Jan 24 | Costumer Service Golem did not take into account the fact that breaking into someone’s house might be unsettling. |
| Jan 23 | Anansi already has big plans for that box. |
| Jan 22 | There are a lot of stories that would be ruined by looking for Anansi too hard. |
| Jan 21 | Customer Service Golem has been carrying a box on his head for three weeks. |
| Jan 18 | That seems unnecessarily–but not unsurprisingly–petty. |
| Jan 17 | That’s pretty high praise from a trickster god. |
| Jan 16 | Stray cats are responsible for the extinction of at least eleven species. Roux roaming around could have serious long-term ecological consequences. |
| Jan 15 | That’s some bad looking soup, Baba. |
| Jan 14 | Turquoise is participating in this storyline under protest. |
| Jan 11 | Anansi loves messing with people. As do all godlike beings, and most ducks. |
| Jan 10 | “I’M SO ANGRY I COULD JUST NAP.” |
| Jan 9 | Not the most reassuring answer. |
| Jan 8 | Nimmo is not above divulging state secrets to get some attention. |
| Jan 7 | It seems unlikely that Downy could pull that move off, but I bet he’d try. |
| Jan 4 | Chompers also put out that sun. Chompers and his many extinguishers have been busy. |
| Jan 3 | “This is how I see the next year, and the rest of my life, going.” |
| Jan 2 | I’m pretty sure it’s impossible for smoke to burn, but Manea cares little for physics. |
| Jan 1 | There’s not one reason, really. It’s a reaction to a pattern of behavior. |