| Dec 31 | Chompers definitely keeps a dozen fire extinguishers in the house. |
| Dec 30 | Rick’s having a good time. |
| Dec 29 | They’re using orneriness to be lazier! Those crafty bastards! |
| Dec 28 | It’s not an instinct. It’s a passion. |
| Dec 25 | Baba takes her bonfires seriously. She is wise that way. |
| Dec 24 | I think we can all agree that Nimmo’s guess was overly optimistic. |
| Dec 23 | The only possible reason nobody’s burning you at the stake is they don’t care. |
| Dec 22 | Cursed blood runes really just show how little thought went into the gift. |
| Dec 21 | Lord Downy makes a lot of blood related threats, but he’s not great on follow-through. |
| Dec 18 | Filler art: Hugs |
| Dec 17 | This could be an oddly racist comic if you replaced “dragon” with a nationality. |
| Dec 16 | “I wake up screaming as a favor to those who can’t.” |
| Dec 15 | Yaaaaay Christmas. |
| Dec 14 | Nobody has a good first superhero costume. I assume. |
| Dec 11 | “I did warn you that this would happen.” |
| Dec 10 | Secretly, Manea has just found out about massages and is looking for an excuse to try it. |
| Dec 9 | If they combine their views, they could quest for pancakes. I can find no downside. |
| Dec 8 | Secret cats in every storyline from now on. |
| Dec 7 | All in all, punching would have been less disturbing. |
| Dec 4 | I thought I’d been the first person to say zombiecatfished, but nope! The Internet, ladies and gentlemen! |
| Dec 3 | Yont is pretty into punching for a dude who may or may not have hands. |
| Dec 2 | Filler Art: Demon Swarm |
| Dec 1 | Yont is not Baba’s first choice of Hell-buddy. |
| Nov 30 | Lord Downy is acutely aware that he’s used the one weapon at his disposal. |
| Nov 27 | That’s Chompers’s “fuck you” walk. |
| Nov 26 | Lord Downy has one job, but he does it well. |
| Nov 25 | Good to see you too, Satan! Why do you look like a potato? |
| Nov 24 | Way to bring the effort, guys. |
| Nov 23 | I think we all want Chompers to punch their way out of Hell. |
| Nov 20 | Chompers must be getting his fire extinguisher refilled, or something. |
| Nov 19 | Lord Downy has not considered the possibility that Baba could just leave him there. |
| Nov 18 | Lord Downy has lost control of this conversation. |
| Nov 17 | “I think I’m very clever and have insulted you, your mother, and your entire species. Cleverly.” |
| Nov 16 | It’s possible that Yont is more excited about his flower than is generally considered appropriate. |
| Nov 13 | Social groupings are pretty hilarious. There’s no getting around that. |
| Nov 12 | Nimmo makes some fair points. |
| Nov 11 | I can only assume this is some sort of date. I have no idea how well it’s going. |
| Nov 10 | I was writing this while being harassed by a cat, which was an annoying form of irony. |
| Nov 9 | I wonder how many of my comics end with the phrase “shut up.” At least a few, I’d bet. |
| Nov 6 | Filler art: Lord Downy wins. |
| Nov 5 | I have a lot of questions. Mostly about the origin of those scissors. |
| Nov 4 | Manea’s got a lot of powers, and she’s not treating this one any different. |
| Nov 3 | Yont has seen a lot of windmills in his time, and he’s pretty sure they’re up to something. |
| Nov 2 | Lord Downy is accustomed to a certain lifestyle. |
| Oct 30 | Feryal’s nerves get a little frayed in October. |
| Oct 29 | I’ll have you jerks know that artistic expression is VERY MUCH ENCOURAGED in most psychiatric hospitals. |
| Oct 28 | “Do you notice we get attacked a lot?” “I did notice that, somehow.” |
| Oct 27 | “Ah, thirty seconds ago. It was a simpler time, when I was less sore.” |
| Oct 26 | If you’ve never received an owl at the end of a date, you’re missing out. |
| Oct 23 | That’s pretty obvious, in retrospect. Bloodsport was basically a blood-jello golem. |
| Oct 22 | Cheese it, it’s the cat! |
| Oct 21 | Nimmo’s dad is a low-level enemy. |
| Oct 20 | Nimmo’s dad is bad at many things. Including gloating. |
| Oct 19 | Fen is not convincing me he’s ready for a leadership role. |
| Oct 16 | Essence merging: sounds pretty gross. Maybe it isn’t? |
| Oct 15 | Lord Downy is accustomed to the finer things. |
| Oct 14 | I decided not to depict a bunch of tadpoles putting the hurt on a bunch of bunnies. This was a conscious decision I had to make. |
| Oct 13 | We’ve got everything we need right here: Magic, an arm, combat expertise, and something to make Thanksgiving awkward. |
| Oct 12 | Manea is having fun. This is how she has fun. |
| Oct 9 | Filler art: For the Cute Plane |
| Oct 8 | Rick’s got an overabundance of large personalities in his life. |
| Oct 7 | That second panel may be the best thing I’ve ever written. I shall meditate on this. |
| Oct 6 | Baba doesn’t know what do do with most cute things. It’s an odd failing. |
| Oct 5 | “What about politics?” “Makes them worse, actually.” “Figures.” |
| Oct 2 | Top hat night: one size fits all! Apparently! |
| Oct 1 | Manea thinks a pushover is someone who doesn’t like being whipped. She’s of a different age. |
| Sep 30 | Friggin’ owls. They’ll mess you up. |
| Sep 29 | Soreness as told through interpretive dance does sound terrible. |
| Sep 28 | Sorry, Dick. That’s a genie you can’t put back in the bottle. |
| Sep 25 | Filler Art: Roux Explores |
| Sep 24 | This is called tough love, imaginary readers. |
| Sep 23 | Manea has unrealistic expectations about other people’s subconsciousnesses. |
| Sep 22 | If I were Nimmo, I would not be exposing my soft green body to a cat’s claws. |
| Sep 21 | Did…did you guys forget to do a comic today? Is that what this is? |
| Sep 18 | This is a reasonable thing to have nightmares about. |
| Sep 17 | Manea just likes to be included. |
| Sep 16 | We’ve established that Nimmo is dangerous with power. |
| Sep 15 | If all you have is a whiphook, everything looks like a…I don’t know where I was going with this. |
| Sep 14 | Apparently the brain is vital. Live and learn. |
| Sep 11 | I’d argue, but she is an expert of when people do and do not die. |
| Sep 10 | Manea assembled that grappling hook friggin’ QUICKLY. |
| Sep 9 | I’d watch more sports if more announcers were attacked with whips. |
| Sep 8 | Manea is ready to wage war against eyes. It is on. |
| Sep 7 | Manea didn’t listen to what the others said. She was busy working on her penis joke. |
| Sep 4 | Nimmo is pretty sure he still has room to grow in certain aspects of his life. He is wise that way. |
| Sep 3 | Chompers’ shocking revelation is that he’s a communist. |
| Sep 2 | That little cat looks like she could use the protein, frankly. |
| Sep 1 | “Technically they’re many rugs, but she’s still fond of them. Meow.” |
| Aug 31 | How’d she get the balloon in her house? |
| Aug 28 | On an unrelated note: “small potato” was a nickname for one of Nimmo’s brothers |
| Aug 27 | I actually consider it a win that Pandora somehow still likes them. |
| Aug 26 | This is an example of situational irony. Write that down, kids. There will be a test. |
| Aug 25 | I can’t think of any halfway decent advice Streak would have. You’re on your own, Rick. |
| Aug 24 | Hahaha this is supposed to be a comedy what am I even doing. |
| Aug 21 | Chompers is the answer to any given problem. Use that on your next math test, kids. |
| Aug 20 | I wanna learn more about that kid and the dragon. Tell me about that. |
| Aug 19 | Some people would call an exploding sandwich overkill, but it goes surprisingly well with some ranch. |
| Aug 18 | Adorable Zombie Head solves every problem! Also he stole a cat. |
| Aug 17 | Manea spent two panels just waiting to tell everybody about the sloths. |
| Aug 14 | Your body isn’t a temple. It’s a door. Don’t lie to me, door. |
| Aug 13 | Filler Art: The Navigator |
| Aug 12 | List of wizard things: finding talking doors, setting hats on fire, miscellaneous other. |
| Aug 11 | Chompers is having a good day. |
| Aug 10 | Rick’s pretty sure he’s lost his game. |
| Aug 7 | Miracles are rarely that happy to see you. |
| Aug 6 | “Bide time until Chompers pulls my legs off” never really took off as a party game. |
| Aug 5 | Most of Yont’s wizard secrets involves who totally has a crush on whom. |
| Aug 4 | Chompers grabs his own severed limbs like a dancer. A DANCER, I SAY! |
| Aug 3 | He’s sneaky for a big guy. |
| Jul 31 | King Rick is in his element. King Rick’s element is adventure! |
| Jul 30 | King Rick and Yont have an entire ballroom of junk they keep forgetting to sell. |
| Jul 29 | To be fair, Yont’s got a pretty stabbable face. |
| Jul 28 | King Rick’s not worried about beating a mirror monster. They’re made of glass. |
| Jul 27 | “Please let go of my balls now” is a phrase I hope I never have reason to say. |
| Jul 24 | This one’s only funny if you have at least a passing knowledge of psychological history. COMICS! |
| Jul 23 | There are surprisingly few poop jokes in this comic. I do that for you. |
| Jul 22 | King Rick’s only love is the sea dragons. |
| Jul 21 | Most of my problems stem from how stupidly flammable I am. |
| Jul 20 | This is apparently the dimension of functional marriages. |
| Jul 17 | Filler Art Friday: Family Photo |
| Jul 16 | Adorable Zombie Head prioritizes. |
| Jul 15 | Nimmo is straight up DONE with the cute plane. |
| Jul 14 | “If someone had told you not to attack me with blood magic, we’d both be having a better day.” |
| Jul 13 | Nimmo’s sister is a very helpful hallucination. Perhaps she will someday have a name. |
| Jul 10 | “Sperm Convention” is a terrible name for a band. |
| Jul 9 | Even fake Manea knows being fake isn’t that weird. |
| Jul 8 | Lord Downy’s two modes are silent and yelling. |
| Jul 7 | “Roundabout and Skeevy” is the name of my punk rock band. |
| Jul 6 | “She possesses a mastery of the English language rare in one so young!” |
| Jul 3 | Nimmo’s dad is really pushing for that father of the year award, huh? |
| Jul 2 | And Christmas was safe for another year. |
| Jul 1 | “I’m pretty sure we could all do better.” |
| Jun 30 | Wait ’til he gets to the next revelation. It’ll knock him off his feet. |
| Jun 29 | This is like the third time I’ve bashed Romeo and Juliet on this site, and I’m so not slowing down. |
| Jun 26 | “Hell, I didn’t have a life at all until ten minutes ago.” |
| Jun 25 | Maybe a ghost would have been easier. People don’t ask ghosts that many questions. |
| Jun 24 | Hades wasn’t sure “being alive” would help the situation, but he thought it was worth a try. |
| Jun 23 | Pandora is not afraid to make a couple death gods be polite. |
| Jun 22 | “Okay, I do find his suffering a little funny, but I’m a sick man.” |
| Jun 19 | Feryal just calls ’em like she sees ’em. |
| Jun 18 | Filler art: Leap apart |
| Jun 17 | Pandora is starting to think she shouldn’t have answered the door. |
| Jun 16 | “That actually makes a lot of sense, considering our relationship.” |
| Jun 15 | The good news is, the black hides it well. |
| Jun 12 | Infinite canvas! Look upon my tower of words, ye mighty, and despair. |
| Jun 11 | “If I could drink, I’d really need a drink.” |
| Jun 10 | I’m really starting to like that little spirit. |
| Jun 9 | Yes, the forest is just a green background. Don’t look at me like that, YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS. |
| Jun 8 | To be fair, Baba has more reason to meditate about Hell than most people. |
| Jun 5 | That little Lar is pretty sure all metaphors have rhyme schemes. |
| Jun 4 | Chompers will solve all the world’s problems with grabbing. Just watch. |
| Jun 3 | I have missed this Manea. She’s fun to write for. |
| Jun 2 | I bet Sadness could shrug if she really tried. |
| Jun 1 | Sadness’s armageddon scenario is a bit anticlimactic. |
| May 29 | Marea knows exactly what goes into being a superhero. |
| May 28 | It’s becoming clear that Doctor Science believes in learning by failure. |
| May 27 | Newspapers are very exciting in the superhero universe. Supervillains equal ratings. |
| May 26 | Marea tried to tell that story at a party. It got awkward, especially with Manea going “Bang! Fwissssh! Pew pew pew!” |
| May 25 | “I’m sorry, which one of us has a pentagram on her forehead? Pretty sure it’s me.” |
| May 22 | Adorable Zombie Head does not appreciate the backstory here. |
| May 21 | “She also called us dorks, so I won’t feel too bad if it’s actually her.” |
| May 20 | Who are these randos and why are they crashing my storyline? |
| May 19 | Manea is surprised whenever Hades is the least bit cool. |
| May 18 | “Your mother was better at that kind of thing.” |
| May 15 | That’s right. Nimmo’s a prince. It’s canon. |
| May 14 | Our data shows that EVERY version of Rick who traverses dimensions talks about his feelings. |
| May 13 | If you want to be King Rick’s friend, mention dragons. |
| May 12 | Doctor Science has had this conversation many times. |
| May 11 | On the plus side, Sleeper Hold seems to be doing well. |
| May 8 | That just sounds like an excuse to eat legs. |
| May 7 | Baba greets Hell with less distress than I greet Civil War reenactments. |
| May 6 | So that’s where Chompers is at right now. |
| May 5 | “I mean, he has fought the devil a few times.” |
| May 4 | This isn’t even the weirdest thing to happen to Yont in the past hour. |
| May 1 | The End. |
| Apr 30 | Secretly, Pandora’s feeling a bit left out. |
| Apr 29 | Dick thinks anything he can’t break with his foot is unbreakable. Yont’s of the same mindset. |
| Apr 28 | Nice to see him lose that smirk. |
| Apr 27 | Mantus seems to have mispronounced “a real dickweed” in that last panel. |
| Apr 24 | What does distilled wizard taste like? It’s not worth thinking about. |
| Apr 23 | “My idea is to let this play out.” |
| Apr 22 | Nimmo is basically Rick’s ninja guardian angel. |
| Apr 21 | That’s the second most badass Satan has looked in this comic |
| Apr 20 | I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but this battle’s going SUPER well. |
| Apr 17 | Zorn is probably the best possible laser onomatopoeia. |
| Apr 16 | It’s pretty easy to bounce back from being choked to death when you don’t actually breathe. |
| Apr 15 | I’m starting to think Mantus doesn’t like Satan very much. |
| Apr 14 | Baba’s having a moment of clarity, and she’s not happy about it. |
| Apr 13 | Baba is surprisingly efficient at ignoring important plot points. |
| Apr 10 | Filler art Friday: Reunion of the Anti-Gods |
| Apr 9 | “That guy’s gonna eat all the chips, I just know it.” |
| Apr 8 | I can’t help but notice that guy’s not whispering now. |
| Apr 7 | On a scale of one to ten, how dead are you? |
| Apr 6 | Ha! Floppy wein. |
| Apr 3 | Screw this storyline! What happened with the reptiloides? |
| Apr 2 | Mantus is getting into a nasty habit of winning fights. |
| Apr 1 | Dick had finally gotten his brain the way he liked it. |
| Mar 31 | Give that dead key a cookie. |
| Mar 30 | Welp, there goes Dick’s arm, I guess. |
| Mar 27 | Mantus hates himself for contributing to this conversation. |
| Mar 26 | Just wait ’til he realizes he’s a zombie. |
| Mar 25 | Ghost Pandora: like regular Pandora, but blue. |
| Mar 24 | Zomkey is the brains of the operation. |
| Mar 23 | Lucifer tries to throw everyone he likes in the pit of fire. |
| Mar 20 | Filler Art Friday: Ivory Keys |
| Mar 19 | It’s true. They’re not relaxed, they’re lazy. |
| Mar 18 | This one’s not really funny unless you find smoke patterns hilarious. |
| Mar 17 | “When I look closer, I see there’s also me, tiny and upside-down in your future!” |
| Mar 16 | “Quick, call the papers! I’ve got a story.” |
| Mar 13 | Filler Art Friday: The Sick Couch |
| Mar 12 | Nimmo asks the hard-hitting questions. |
| Mar 11 | I will never share a blanket with a giant tadpole, and my life is a little bit sadder for that fact. |
| Mar 10 | It was just a thought. A reasonable thought. |
| Mar 9 | Yont has a complicated past. |
| Mar 6 | I guess only Baba can be trusted with the steam powered accordion. |
| Mar 5 | Manners are for the living. |
| Mar 4 | Yont is always one Kleenex away from a murder spree. |
| Mar 3 | There’s very little chance that controller is still functional. |
| Mar 2 | Remember when all my comics were this wordy? Good times. |
| Feb 27 | Friday Filler Art: Game Night |
| Feb 26 | Not falling asleep at their house is like the number one rule of befriending a death god. |
| Feb 25 | As a witch, Baba’s not real into Christianity anyway. |
| Feb 24 | …Good talk, guys. |
| Feb 23 | I don’t always agree with Yont. Today I do. |
| Feb 20 | “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to scrub this image from my brain.” |
| Feb 19 | He almost definitely could. |
| Feb 18 | These guys are gonna set off my movie night PTSD again. |
| Feb 17 | As a nudist, Rick should probably live somewhere WITHOUT freak snowstorms. |
| Feb 16 | So many tiny plastic men died that day. So many. Too many. |
| Feb 13 | “Also, ow.” |
| Feb 12 | This trend continues in the later versions, where nobody is smart. |
| Feb 11 | If Rick keeps going to Baba instead of finding a real shrink, she should just charge him. |
| Feb 10 | Filler Art: Lost in Thought |
| Feb 9 | As good a definition as any. |
| Feb 6 | Yont then spends the rest of the week reading only Dr. Seuss. Then the next week speaking only in rhyme. |
| Feb 5 | Hades isn’t calling Persephone heavy. Just want to make that clear. |
| Feb 4 | The unconscious Dionysus just off panel is definitely not a coincidence, though. |
| Feb 3 | “I really don’t think that should have been your first priority! Thanks, though.” |
| Feb 2 | Pandora should start a steel drum band and call it “Pots and Pan.” |
| Jan 30 | Friday Filler Art: Pandora’s Jar |
| Jan 29 | FAMILIES, ladies and gentlemen. |
| Jan 28 | I’m putting “make peace with your dying gods” on business cards. |
| Jan 27 | Pandora can quickly discard fear if she’s mad enough. |
| Jan 26 | Well, there goes that wooden horse I asked you to imagine. |
| Jan 23 | This has not been quite the adventure Anansi hoped for. |
| Jan 22 | This comic wants you to imagine a horse and some olive trees. This comic doesn’t think that’s so much to ask. |
| Jan 21 | To Anansi, any display of wealth that exceeds his is garish. |
| Jan 20 | Zeus actually made the platypus thing work. There’s a kink for everything. |
| Jan 19 | Dionysus is having a pretty bad day. |
| Jan 16 | Pandora is not here for her lying skills. She’s here to open jars. |
| Jan 15 | Pandora’s morning: kind of sucky so far. |
| Jan 14 | Man, this is expositiony. That’s a word, trust me. Don’t look it up. |
| Jan 13 | I imagine it’s pretty hard to be a woman anywhere near Zeus. |
| Jan 12 | Anansi does not fail. He retroactively succeeds. |
| Jan 9 | Filler art Friday: Anansi the Spider |
| Jan 8 | “Look do you want to tell this story?” “Oh, no. You’re doing so well.” |
| Jan 7 | Today’s joke is Nimmo. Enjoy Nimmo. |
| Jan 6 | He’s still going to eat it, though. He’s not crazy. |
| Jan 5 | This strip requires you to remember both that Hades likes cheesecake and that he is, in fact, a character in this comic. |
| Jan 2 | We need to bring back “swanky” as slang for 2015. |
| Jan 1 | Yont can’t really enjoy that wine since he lost his nose again. |