In an emergency: bite everyone.
Don’t let homunculi replace you, imaginary readers. This is especially important advice in the world today.
Don’t let homunculi replace you, imaginary readers. This is especially important advice in the world today.
Baba can put her brain in stuff now, imaginary readers. She used to be able to only do this with Roux, but there’s not so much difference between a cat and a giant sentient tadpole.
I’m exhausted, imaginary readers. I’ve kind of been exhausted all day! Which doesn’t seem fair and I frankly can’t recommend it.
Yont’s probably seeding other planets with life by throwing his trash into the void, imaginary readers, but this is a problem for someone many millions of years from now.
Imagine you could transform at will, imaginary readers, but when you did, it smelled like a fart. In playgrounds around the world, hypotheticals like this are take very seriously.
Consider this written permission to blame your dumb rabbit blame for any ongoing problems, imaginary readers.