“My person was attacked. By teeth.”
on April 3, 2025
at 00:02
Biting people does indicate assholery, you have to admit.
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In an emergency: bite everyone.
on April 2, 2025
at 00:04
Don’t let homunculi replace you, imaginary readers. This is especially important advice in the world today.
If I’d almost died in space, I’d be a lot more distraught about it.
on April 1, 2025
at 00:06
Yont should be used to things not making sense, imaginary readers. I mean, look at how he lives.
“Also, I think you’re supposed to be a rabbit.”
on March 31, 2025
at 00:01
I’ve never hallucinated, imaginary readers, but I bet it would get old pretty fast.
“You know, like Hannibal Lecter.”
on March 28, 2025
at 00:01
Nimmo’s dealing out harsh truths today, imaginary readers.
I would need a lot of prompting before I went to space.
on March 27, 2025
at 00:01
Baba can put her brain in stuff now, imaginary readers. She used to be able to only do this with Roux, but there’s not so much difference between a cat and a giant sentient tadpole.
Some of us just want to swim into space.
on March 26, 2025
at 00:11
Nimmo doesn’t have a death wish, imaginary readers, but sometimes it seems like he forgets that.
Read the writing on the wall and go to space.
on March 25, 2025
at 00:01
I’m exhausted, imaginary readers. I’ve kind of been exhausted all day! Which doesn’t seem fair and I frankly can’t recommend it.
The man has a point: if you could space-litter, you would.
on March 24, 2025
at 00:04
Yont’s probably seeding other planets with life by throwing his trash into the void, imaginary readers, but this is a problem for someone many millions of years from now.
Humans build houses to get away from the void!
on March 21, 2025
at 01:00
Imagine you could transform at will, imaginary readers, but when you did, it smelled like a fart. In playgrounds around the world, hypotheticals like this are take very seriously.