Shramps.
on July 2, 2025
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It is important, when writing a storyline, to decide whether the people who left the storyline to go get lunch had a good time. That’s rule number one of writing, imaginary readers.
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Oryx still labors under the impression that he’s cool.
on July 1, 2025
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Sometimes you just want to stare into the middle distance, imaginary readers. Oryx was teaching his son this when he was rudely interrupted.
Plus, they can’t even go into houses. An embarrassing display.
on June 30, 2025
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Getting kidnapped does sound like a real hassle, imaginary readers.
“That’s what they all say, when the zombie eyes come out.”
on June 26, 2025
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It’s going to take a lot of personal fortitude for this to not become Manea’s ongoing character design, imaginary readers.
Vampires hate this one weird trick!
on June 25, 2025
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Carrie continues to be more useful than a literal god, imaginary readers.
It’s like an eclipse: too pretty to look away.
on June 24, 2025
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Exploding vampires is a calling, imaginary readers.
There. Now I don’t have to name him.
on June 23, 2025
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This wasn’t supposed to be today’s comic, imaginary readers, but Manea just started going off.
Chompers is gonna pet that dog.
on June 20, 2025
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Welp, this week has been exhausting, imaginary readers. And next week I’m going to be travelling. A busy summer, it seems.
Vampires put too much truck in “the classics.”
on June 19, 2025
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I’ve had a long day, imaginary readers, and tomorrow promises to be longer. Wish me luck.
Knocking over old ladies is almost never a good way to get shrimp.
on June 18, 2025
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My characters rarely go get lunch, imaginary readers. They should have more middle-of-the-day meals!