Direct To VideoOh hey, it’s Friday. I guess that means we’re ending the week on a cliffhanger, imaginary readers! Isn’t that exciting? … Well, if you don’t think so, you can keep it to yourself. Honestly guys, I didn’t plan the weekend[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you guys were hoping for some ghost fighting action, SORRY. Instead we have WORDS and HALFHEARTED JOKES ABOUT OBSOLETE PHONES. WE ALSO HAVE AN OVERUSE OF THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
So, this one kinda just happened. Guys. Guys. Guys. Sometimes (all the time) I have no idea what I’m doing. Yesterday was a good day, imaginary readers. I just thought you’d like to know that. Not a great day, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is it Tuesday, imaginary readers? It doesn’t feel like Tuesday. And not because I’m writing this on a Monday either. That’s not why, I promise.
I’m sure this is a stressful time, though. They’ve been in greyscale for a while now. Having never been in greyscale, I imagine it loses its fun when the novelty wears off. Although it would make blending into things really[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh, man. Is it Friday, imaginary readers? That’s awesome. I am in favor of it being Friday. Poor Manea. She can’t even save people right. She can, however, smoke that cigarette like a pro. So there’s that in her favor.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m kinda proud of this one, for no good reason. I think I like where it’s going, but who knows? Not me, certainly. Yes, imaginary readers, I know that’s a problem.
Now that our villain has a bullet in him, I’m kinda hoping it’s not Yont, imaginary readers. That would be messy. I also hope Nimmo’s not the one with the gun. Mostly because I don’t know how that would work.
OooOOOooooOOoohh! Dark wizard guy! Who could it be? Another god? An unknown enemy? Yont? He could be any of–actually, he’s probably Yont. How you doing, imaginary readers? Good? No? You’re trapped underground with an evil twin who’s one desire is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For those of you who don’t know, Matlock is a hilariously bad detective/lawyer show starring Andy Griffith. Its basic function is to quiet distressed old women. I highly recommend it if you’re looking for something that you want to practice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…