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I bet there are whole generations of people who would like to visit Winnie the Pooh, imaginary readers. Just… hang out with a little bear. Shoot the breeze. Eat too much.
Charon could choose to visit Baba in a less strange way, imaginary readers, but the pot is like a boat, and that is inherently comforting.
This whole ordeal is giving Bab a migraine, imaginary readers.
Manea regularly goes against her very nature, imaginary readers, but only when her nature instructs her to.
I am also very powerful sometimes, accidentally, imaginary readers. My gift, my curse.
I think I got too much sun yesterday, imaginary readers. Felt like I had a fever the whole day, but I’m not sick, just… getting over some dehydration, I think? Bodies are weird.
He would settle for being in a novel, imaginary readers. (Though, he’d also be okay with selling out.)
Meta-knowledge would make Baba too powerful.
The core joke of this one is pretty juvenile, imaginary readers, but I like it anyway.
Nimmo would probably make a good detective, imaginary readers. He’s good at everything. It’s his curse.