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If you don’t think there’s a punchline here, then you really don’t understand Chompers, imaginary readers. Although It’s possible that I’m the only one who finds him innately funny. He’s just so sassy! Anywho. Happy weekend. Sorry about the late[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I feel it would be wrong of me to add much here, imaginary readers. So I won’t.
I do vaguely know the plot of A Farewell to Arms. I like Yont’s version better. Cross you fingers for my computer, imagianry readers. You may also pray, throw salt, or engage in other rituals. I need all the help[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So! My computer is down again, imaginary readers. I shall get it fixed, OR DIE IN THE ATTEMPT! Man, I…I really hope I get it fixed.
Bluh still sick, imaginary readers. Bluh bluh bluh. Hope your weekend is better than mine. Mine looks to be feverishly terrible. Yaaaaaaaay.
Bluh bluh bluh sick. The perfect excuse to skimp on the blog, incidentally. See you tomorrow, imaginary readers! Hopefully I shall be less feverish and sore by then.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I actually start to like Satan when he mocks Mantus. I see Mantus as a way more unlikable character. After all, Satan’s kind of useless as a villain. He’s basically just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think some of Dick’s madness comes from the constant pain in his eyes, imaginary readers. Although, since he’s used those eyes as a weapon AND his madness kept him from breaking in Hell, it’s probably a fair trade off.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You’d think Mantus would know not to send zombies to kidnap people. They kinda suck. Still, maybe it’s just hubris. He seems like the kind of dude to overestimate himself and underestimate everyone else. At least as he is now,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know what I don’t like, imaginary readers? Let me tell you: audience participation. Any moment when someone who I’ve paid to entertain me decides I or the people around me need to get on stage, sing a song, clap[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…