It’s kind of an open secret, now.
on May 9, 2025
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Storyline over! That was a silly one, imaginary readers, and I stand by it.
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It’s not even a good joke. That’s what’s so charming.
on May 8, 2025
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I’m exhausted, imaginary readers. I’ve had to do too much emotional labor today.
“BWAAAP BWAAAP” is the song of the summer.
on May 7, 2025
at 00:08
Imagine being kidnapped and burning the building down. The dream.
“Also, don’t call her ma’am. What’s wrong with you?”
on May 6, 2025
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The first thing Blackwing does once being able to communicate is contradict the team leader. Twice. This is a power play, imaginary readers.
“That, or he’s protesting. We get to find out which!”
on May 5, 2025
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Long day, imaginary readers. Perhaps tomorrow will be more forgiving.
This rabbit’s a real white elephant.
on May 2, 2025
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I want to be suspiciously good at something, imaginary readers. It’s been my lifelong dream starting five minutes ago.
Lightning is the great equalizer.
on May 1, 2025
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Secretly, Blackwing was not supposed to get captured, imaginary readers. This will come up during his performance review.
This is all going exactly to plan.
on April 30, 2025
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Longtime imaginary readers will remember that Blue Shadow believes in being caught by villains as early as possible.
Know what else is narratively convenient? Invisible trees.
on April 29, 2025
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Rabbit Yont and Dick are not quite genre-savvy enough to see the narrative conveniences as they appear in their home dimension, imaginary readers. But it’s always easier to see when superheroes are being reductive.
Smart rabbits don’t hunt werewolves.
on April 28, 2025
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Computer Bug believes in keeping the Earth healthy, imaginary readers. Read into that as you will.