Ooh! He could come out of a hat! by Tony on January 22, 2026 at 00:01 Phineus is not a superhero, imaginary readers, so this is a pretty questionable team-up. Comment
“Most terrifying dimensional clone” should be an award at the Oscars. by Tony on January 21, 2026 at 00:01 Marea just appeared when she knew she was needed. Comment
No, no, he’s right. Being perceived is terrible. by Tony on January 20, 2026 at 00:01 Haven’t seen Dick’s team in a while, imaginary readers. The rabbit seems to be settling in well. Comment
More than she deserves, really. by Tony on January 19, 2026 at 00:01 Why were we even coming up with new Latin phrases in the sixteenth century, imaginary readers? Totally absurd. Comment
If I’m not talking, I’m thinking about penguins. by Tony on January 16, 2026 at 00:01 It’s weird that Rick doesn’t know more penguins by now, imaginary readers. Comment
Never announce your plan to poison someone to their face. A beginner’s mistake. by Tony on January 15, 2026 at 00:01 I wonder if Bloodsport can cook, imaginary readers. I’m pretty sure he eats. Comment
That will be a real concern three months from now. by Tony on January 14, 2026 at 00:01 It’s important to have hobbies, imaginary readers. Nonvenomous ones, ideally. Comment
“I feel seen, and I take that personally.” by Tony on January 13, 2026 at 00:01 I feel like invoking the word “snitch” may have given away the game, imaginary readers. Comment
As a side-effect, Rick knows where all the bodies are buried. by Tony on January 12, 2026 at 00:01 Rick is everyone’s emergency contact, imaginary readers. Comment
To be fair, he’s not dead yet. by Tony on January 9, 2026 at 00:05 Those teeth are deceptively comfortable, imaginary readers. Comment