“You’re weirder than cultists” is a pretty deep insult.
on February 20, 2026
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Lepus can’t shuffle cards, imaginary readers. This is his kryptonite.
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What’s to execute? It all goes to Chompers.
on February 19, 2026
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If Yont died, it would be very hard to prove.
Owls are so jealous of pelicans.
on February 16, 2026
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Oryx occasionally indulges in the finer things, imaginary readers, and he definitely shares them with his kids.
He has more swords than most non-criminals.
on February 13, 2026
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Nimmo has a heart of pure gold, imaginary readers. This gets in the way of most crime sprees.
That is the face of a dog who’s ready to tell a story.
on February 12, 2026
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Imagine you’re a photographer at the cutting edge, the very start of photography as an art form, imaginary readers. You decide to take a picture of a dog smoking a pipe. You never look back.
They’re still not friends, though.
on February 11, 2026
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Phineas is terrified of being seen as competent.
It’s thematic.
on February 10, 2026
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Rabbits excel on the stage, imaginary readers. We’re learning a lot of rabbit facts this week.
He was singing so that someone would find him.
on February 9, 2026
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All rabbits know about the minutia of folk-song writing, imaginary readers.
The trick won’t work if you don’t finish it.
on February 6, 2026
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Pineas could have said “thanks for getting rid of all those swords. He didn’t, though.