Chompers doesn’t notice seeds, I’ve just decided.
on July 8, 2025
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It’s summer, imaginary readers. Sometimes you just need some watermelon.
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3684 comics.
That’s 1,400 discrete explanations.
on July 7, 2025
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In case you were keeping score, imaginary readers.
It’s like a fever. Fever for a hole.
on July 4, 2025
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Really leaning into the nonsequiturs this week, imaginary readers.
Not worth considering.
on July 3, 2025
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The elusive ¾ silent comic, imaginary readers! Sometimes one line is all you need.
Oryx still labors under the impression that he’s cool.
on July 1, 2025
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Sometimes you just want to stare into the middle distance, imaginary readers. Oryx was teaching his son this when he was rudely interrupted.
Plus, they can’t even go into houses. An embarrassing display.
on June 30, 2025
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Getting kidnapped does sound like a real hassle, imaginary readers.
“That’s what they all say, when the zombie eyes come out.”
on June 26, 2025
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It’s going to take a lot of personal fortitude for this to not become Manea’s ongoing character design, imaginary readers.
Vampires hate this one weird trick!
on June 25, 2025
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Carrie continues to be more useful than a literal god, imaginary readers.
It’s like an eclipse: too pretty to look away.
on June 24, 2025
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Exploding vampires is a calling, imaginary readers.