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I can’t stand it. This is severely unprofessional. You two are the only ones who pull this crap on me. You’re such freaking divas, I swear. (Divos? Whatever.) Sorry about this, imaginary readers. I’ll talk to them. Sometimes I just–you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe it’s just me, but I like when a mute character expresses his/her emotions (or lack thereof) in a commonly known and mildly insulting way. It’s just great. If Chompers was any more sassy, he’d have lines.
If you didn’t like this ending, choose from one of these:! This is what happens when you stare at a picture of Nimmo while listening to “The Ninjas” by the Barenaked Ladies. It was also only a matter of time,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve always seen Hansel and Gretel as a story about a clever girl outsmarting a witch because she had a ridiculous amount of time to come up with a plan. If the witch had just eaten them outright, she would’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Finally. I’m calling it: the storyline is finished. It’s been fun, but excruciating. Here’s to gag-a-days! Huzzah! Happy weekend, imaginary readers. I hope yours won’t be spent hating the idiots shooting off fireworks. Mine will be at least partially that.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seriously? Tea? What a dick. Sorry today’s comic is late, imaginary readers. I had a minor adventure involving the 1812 Overture, a storm, and controlled explosions. No, that’s not an excuse. You know what, fine. I’m leaving. Let’s just both[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hope you like schadenfreude and/or motion sickness, imaginary readers! Otherwise, I doubt you’ll appreciate this comic. I’m both proud and ashamed of today’s comic. This happens sometimes.
Winding down on the super long storyline(s) now. It’s been fun, but I’ll also be happy to move on. A couple more days at most. After making the rocket again, this song jumped right into my head. I may make[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes I think I’m too easily entertained, but there are so many things I like about today’s comic. This is why I’m afraid I’ll end up putting Nimmo in every one. Anywho, it’s Monday, imaginary readers. I tell you this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guys, I’m pretty sure somebody is Baba. Also, I wonder who Baba’s enemies are? Is it only Satan and Hades, or are there more gods that have vendettas against her? It’s a mystery. A mystery…of the past! WoooOOOOoooOOOoo Anywho, happy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…