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Poor Nimmo. He’s really a…fish out of water! *Spends three full minutes laughing* Oh, oh my sides. They hurt so much. I’m crying now. *Ahem* So today I watch the first episode of Being Human. It looks pretty good, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Note to self: “Self, try not to make all of your antagonists adorable.” This always happens to me. I’m not sure I’m capable of making something ugly. What a strange side effect of having no talent. Anyway, the storyline’s moving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t worry, guys. There will be vampires soon. Maybe tomorrow even. I don’t know, it’s not like I write this crap. …wait. Happy Wednesday, imaginary readers! I hope your week so far has been going stellarly. Oh, I’m sorry Google[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke is only here because I was too lazy to draw Yont with a newspaper. Now you know, imaginary readers. I hope you’ve learned something from this. It’s time for laughter, heroics, and all around stupidity. Yes! Another storyline[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I actually don’t hate Macbeth. The characters seem to change roles for no particular reason, but it is exciting, when it’s not long winded. Whoa. Didn’t intend for that to become an actual review. It’s not that kind of blog.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy new year, imaginary readers! I hope you enjoyed my special new year comic. If you didn’t then buzz off. You think I need you? I don’t! …yes I do. Please come back. Anywho. I hope 2012 is a good[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you got the Dinosaur Comics reference, high five! Ow! Geez, put a little less force into it, huh? Tragedy’s got some good points, though. Most people you meet on the internet are jerks, so it’s hard to imagine that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Poor Nimmo. He’s had a harrowing start as my new character. At least no one called him a sperm today, but then again, that may be preferable to–you know–being eaten. But I digress. How are you doing, imaginary readers? Good?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My Sister’s Keeper was literally the saddest book I had to read in high school, and one of the only decent ones. You’d expect any book about a cancer patient and lawsuits to be sad, but… anyway, it’s a sad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh, man. It’s been a long day. I’m gonna go try to de-stress, while you, imaginary readers, check out yesterday’s comic if you have no idea what’s going on. Or don’t.