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Maybe Rick lost because he holds the controller like he doesn’t know what it is? I don’t know, I’m just spitballing here. Nimmo is an amateur ninja and a gaming aficionado. I think I’ve accidentally created the rightful king of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I get the feeling this happens fairly often with Manea. It’s probably a bad idea to be near a goddess when she’s bored. Short post today! I used all my words yesterday.
It all seems a bit ridiculous, doesn’t it? Still, they’re not hurting anybody with unoriginal movies, and twitter users only hurt people foolish enough to venture into the harrowing world of idiots with miniblogs. Yes, I do count myself as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I tend to feel bad for anyone within ten feet of Yont. Just as a general rule. By extension, you should feel bad for anyone within ten feet of me. Actually, if there are people near me, they should probably[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seriously, if Nimmo trains himself to use shurikens, we are all in huge trouble. Something that cute cannot be allowed to be so deadly. Anywho. It’s Monday. Weird, I thought it was Monday just last week, but here we are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Stanley’s a wifebeating rapist, Stella is turned on by danger, Blanche is a pathological liar/nymphomaniac, and the supporting cast is no better. I actually thought to make this one months ago, but I was too annoyed that I had to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I can’t stand it. This is severely unprofessional. You two are the only ones who pull this crap on me. You’re such freaking divas, I swear. (Divos? Whatever.) Sorry about this, imaginary readers. I’ll talk to them. Sometimes I just–you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe it’s just me, but I like when a mute character expresses his/her emotions (or lack thereof) in a commonly known and mildly insulting way. It’s just great. If Chompers was any more sassy, he’d have lines.
If you didn’t like this ending, choose from one of these:! This is what happens when you stare at a picture of Nimmo while listening to “The Ninjas” by the Barenaked Ladies. It was also only a matter of time,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve always seen Hansel and Gretel as a story about a clever girl outsmarting a witch because she had a ridiculous amount of time to come up with a plan. If the witch had just eaten them outright, she would’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…