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It’s Monday, imaginary readers! It’s also November! Imaginary readers. I am so over winter right now. Also yes, that’s how I chose to introduce Baba to the storyline. No regrets.
I did not realize this one would be going up on Halloween, imaginary readers. Ah, well. It’s still scary if you have a fear of intimacy. WooooOOOooooOOoo! … I can’t decide if the joke today is Rick’s discomfort or just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yont is only useful when he’s not distracted by something else. Chompers is pretty good at keeping focused. Don’t ask me how. That’s one of life’s great mysteries. Yeah, I can make up great mysteries, imaginary readers. I have that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comedy’s lines: Hello, Nimmo. True. He’s an anti-god. Pirates and god lungs, remember? Pretty sure the only one of those that isn’t obvious is the last one. They’ve got a lot of letter ornamentation in Romania, apparently. But who am[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comedy’s lines again: Which one of us is the half? You take that back. That won’t end well. Predictable? I got nothing else for today, imaginary readers. Perhaps I’ll be more talkative tomorrow. I dunno! That’s the fun.
First off, Comedy’s lines: Anti-god. Is he talking to his penis? He keeps himself entertained by surprising others. Oh. Sorry. Me too. They never saw the comets coming. It occurs to me, imaginary readers, that you could get two versions[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comedy’s lines: That depends. Do you have eyes? Who uses the word “harlequin?” “Insulting” is a strong word, don’t you think? Yes, but you can’t even fly. Butthead. …You’re right. It’s not the same. There. That way you don’t have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ugh, imaginary readers. My Internet is being all kinds of wonky right now. I gotta fix it. Real update tomorrow. And then cake. No cake. … If you have cake, you can eat it, I suppose. That’s called compromise, imaginary[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
JOKES THAT YOU ONLY GET IF YOU SPEAK A LANGUAGE OTHER THAN THE ONE THE WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTELY SWAMPED WITH! This is when the big money comes rolling in, imaginary readers.









