Glorp wants to have his cake and eat his ice cream, too.
Not giving up on your dreams is pretty stressful, imaginary readers. I couldn’t make a follow-up to that statement that wasn’t depressing.
Not giving up on your dreams is pretty stressful, imaginary readers. I couldn’t make a follow-up to that statement that wasn’t depressing.
Glorp has great legs, imaginary readers, but you can take a good thing too far. (Originally Glorp was going to trip on his legs trying to turn around, but he stubbornly asserts his owlness, as he is want to do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Glorp’s little legs are adorable, imaginary readers, and they’d be much creepier if they looked like human legs. By the way, I accidentally put the wrong comic up yesterday, so be sure to check it out if you missed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Superman got a job with a newspaper, and that worked out great for him, imaginary readers! He met his wife there.
Glorp isn’t allowed to swear, imaginary readers. Though, one could argue that his first language, the ancient blood one, is all swears.