No, no, he’s right. Being perceived is terrible.
on January 20, 2026
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Haven’t seen Dick’s team in a while, imaginary readers. The rabbit seems to be settling in well.
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More than she deserves, really.
on January 19, 2026
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Why were we even coming up with new Latin phrases in the sixteenth century, imaginary readers? Totally absurd.
If I’m not talking, I’m thinking about penguins.
on January 16, 2026
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It’s weird that Rick doesn’t know more penguins by now, imaginary readers.
Never announce your plan to poison someone to their face. A beginner’s mistake.
on January 15, 2026
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I wonder if Bloodsport can cook, imaginary readers. I’m pretty sure he eats.
That will be a real concern three months from now.
on January 14, 2026
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It’s important to have hobbies, imaginary readers. Nonvenomous ones, ideally.
“I feel seen, and I take that personally.”
on January 13, 2026
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I feel like invoking the word “snitch” may have given away the game, imaginary readers.
As a side-effect, Rick knows where all the bodies are buried.
on January 12, 2026
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Rick is everyone’s emergency contact, imaginary readers.
To be fair, he’s not dead yet.
on January 9, 2026
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Those teeth are deceptively comfortable, imaginary readers.
My man’s not even looking down.
on January 8, 2026
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Yont continuing to prove that normal human dimensions and well defined backgrounds are anathema to this comic.
This is as close as they get to optimism.
on January 7, 2026
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Prolonged dormancy is the key to any good year, imaginary readers. But you don’t get much done.