I’m not 100% sure about the onomonopia in this one. Work with me, imaginary readers. It’s been a complex day. I’m glad Other Rick put those freaking eyes away. Those things are creepy.
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“Hey, how come their hats are still on?” MAGIC! Obviously, imaginary readers. Obviously. I don’t even know why you asked that. Seriously. Ah, Monday. We meet again. I will be using this Monday to do a final paper for my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Once again I thank the gods for infinite canvas. Don’t worry, imaginary readers, we’ll get into the meat of the newer storyline on Monday. Happy weekend, guys.
They’re really bad at their jobs, imaginary readers. They’re seriously looking like the least effective antagonists in the comic, and that includes the vampires. At least they looked a bit threatening, and not like a bunch of guys in pajamas.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ninjas are not known to be the most ethical group of people. This is well documented. Man, I thought this comic would take a lot longer, somehow. That feels good, imaginary readers. I feel all warm and cuddly inside.
Ceiling ninja is the only one who knows what he’s doing. The other ninjas think a witch won’t totally booby-trap her house. amateurs. That’s all I got for today, imaginary readers. We’ll see if I’m more talkative tomorrow.
In fact, his conviction is so great, I’m pretty sure he dreamed it, too. I-I’m pretty sure he dreamed ME. Don’t worry, imaginary readers. I’m still pretty sure I dreamed you.
Okay, yes, imaginary readers. There are no ninjas here. I apologize. I didn’t want to get into the other storyline on a Friday, though. You get it. Or you don’t! I don’t care. I have a life outside of your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man, that was one of their more entertaining failures, am I right, imaginary readers? I had no idea it would turn out this way. I’m kinda super-psyched about it. Okay. Time to switch to the other storyline, I think. Yes.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Check out the Christmas colors, imaginary readers! That was totally accidental. I’m lampshading it so we can move on. For those of you that don’t know, in the original mythology, Persephone was kidnapped by Hades, who made her his wife.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…