Anywho. Turns out I’m totally into naps, imaginary readers. If you didn’t know this, then I’m pretty sure you haven’t been paying attention. COME ON, IMAGINARY READERS. STEP IT UP.
Comment
Comics
3068 comics.
Ah, Yont. I’m kinda wondering if he’s being serious right now. Still, I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about. (I’m not sure, imaginary readers.) So! It’s Monday. Yep. I’m going on vacation next week, and need to start working on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m calling it, imaginary readers. This week is OVER. Mine was packed, personally. Perhaps the next one will be better. Perhaps not! I dunno. Stop asking me to tell you the future, imaginary readers, you expect far too much. Happy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had a great nap today, imaginary readers. It was awesomesauce. Now, looking back on the day, I sort of wonder if it’s a bad thing that it completely stands out as the best moment. Haha nope that nap was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, imaginary readers, click here if you don’t get the joke. Next off: …nope, that’s it. Huh. Really thought I had something else to say. Weirdsauce.
Blah blah blah words words words. I don’t have much to say today, imaginary readers. Tomorrow, maybe. Or not! That’s the fun. (It’s not that fun.)
Indeed, imaginary readers, I have managed to cling onto the Earth for another full rotation! Huzzah, I say! Let us celebrate this day with pastry! Annoyingly, though, I do have to work. Bleh responsibility bleh adulthood bleh. Anywho. Comic may[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know how sometimes you just have to make a wizard talk to a mute multidimensional creature, imaginary readers? No? Well, maybe you should work on your empathy, then. Yeesh. Anywho. Happy weekend, imaginary readers! I will be working! And[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You two are being such creeps right now. Guh. I apologize for the preceding comic, imaginary readers. I am rightly ashamed. The Theater Bats are not.
It seems like forever since I did a Cliff’s notes, imaginary readers. Maybe it is. Maybe forever has happened. Probably not, though. I have no idea if Mr. Popper’s Penguins is a book anyone else had to read in middle[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…