…I may be a bit too entertained by the title joke, imaginary readers. I…I’m sorry. Geez, my hands are cold right now. (Random fact that you don’t care about.) Happy weekend, imaginary readers. May it be warm.
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Late comic again! Haha. If I go on a murderous rampage inside a certain computer repair place, know it was just, imaginary readers. Yeah, that was dark, but it’s been over a month. See you later, imaginary readers. Let’s all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is apparently the only time the phrase “pennily reports” has ever been put on the internet, imaginary readers. This is probably for the best.
Two points for ninja Nimmo! How did he even throw those? You know, what? It’s not important. This one tickles me, imaginary readers. I love ninja Nimmo too much. Or maybe…not enough!?!!?! …No. Probably not that.
They’re probably overselling it, though. It’s what they do. I’m sure it wasn’t that cool. Probably. Hey, it’s President’s Day, imaginary readers! …Well, not according to my calendar, but that’s what I get for having an international version, I suppose.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s the week, imaginary readers! Sorry there were so many late comics today. The schedule will be back to normal when I get my computer back. (Feels like a pipe dream now.) I had no less than three typos in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t really know what to make of today’s comic, imaginary readers. It’s not often that I do that. Maybe I’ll have more opinions in the morning. …I really hope I didn’t make a typo. Update: I did.
Man, I’m tired. Sorry the comic’s so late, imaginary readers. This idea’s been rolling around in my head for months. I might have Comedy and Tragedy do this as a little series too. I may already have some other ideas.
Aren’t you glad I give you straightforward morals, imaginary readers? I am, yup yup. Uh-huh, uh-huh. …Sorry, I was thinking about Muppet Martians.
I know this is a tangent, but did you guys know that Verne predicted newscasts, electric submarines, and the way we went to the moon, almost perfectly!?! *ahem* Sorry, imaginary readers. I get excited about stuff like that. …I didn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…