Oh look, my political views are showing again.
I live in Ohio, imaginary readers. For those of you who don’t know, Ohio is a swing state, which means we get some of the most godawful campaigning in the country.
Don’t believe me? Bill Clinton and Bruce Springsteen are visiting the local community college on Thursday. Seriously, get me out of this state.
If ignorance is bliss, then I know too much.
See you later, imaginary readers.
I’m not imaginary. At least I don’t think I am. O shit. Maybe I am. Now I won’t be able to sleep. I am glad I don’t live in Ohio right at this moment.