That will be a real concern three months from now.
on January 14, 2026
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It’s important to have hobbies, imaginary readers. Nonvenomous ones, ideally.
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“I feel seen, and I take that personally.”
on January 13, 2026
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I feel like invoking the word “snitch” may have given away the game, imaginary readers.
As a side-effect, Rick knows where all the bodies are buried.
on January 12, 2026
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Rick is everyone’s emergency contact, imaginary readers.
To be fair, he’s not dead yet.
on January 9, 2026
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Those teeth are deceptively comfortable, imaginary readers.
My man’s not even looking down.
on January 8, 2026
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Yont continuing to prove that normal human dimensions and well defined backgrounds are anathema to this comic.
This is as close as they get to optimism.
on January 7, 2026
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Prolonged dormancy is the key to any good year, imaginary readers. But you don’t get much done.
Many promotions are like curses. Just like all wages are slavery. In this essay I will–
on January 6, 2026
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Baba really fails upwards, imaginary readers.
Would that all of my problems could be sucked into a book.
on January 5, 2026
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“Literary vampires” is what I yell when people try to read over my shoulder.
I wish I could take a magical nap whenever someone tried to kill me!
on January 2, 2026
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I like that title out of context, imaginary readers. You have to believe that’s going to get some weird google hits down the line.
These creatures of the night need to get some manners.
on January 1, 2026
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Aphrodite has forgotten what she was doing, imaginary readers.