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Are you wondering why there’s a short comic today, imaginary readers? Well, aren’t we a curious bunch of hypothetical individuals? Some things are none of your business. imaginary readers. Plus, there isn’t always a reason for everything. Geez. … Whoa.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I literally did not realize it was Friday until just this minute now, imaginary readers. (The fact that I’m writing this on Thursday night does not affect the accuracy of that statement.) So! It’s Friday. Happy weekend, imaginary readers.
I suspect Manea has days like that more than the rest of us. What was she up too, anyway? Eh, it’s probably not worth worrying about. See you tomorrow, imaginary readers.
Chompers’ mind is like an ocean, and each fish, each whale, each microscopic phytoplanktin has a mind like ours. Or, I dunno, he lives in the moment. Look, I just write this stuff. You can’t expect me to understand it.
They’re basically an old married couple, the Theater Bats. Always insulting each other, always at each other’s side, always talking about penises, it’s all there. I feel good for the first Monday evening in the longest time, imaginary readers. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know, imaginary readers. You know? You know. Good talk, imaginary readers.
It’s Thanksgiving, imaginary readers! American Thanksgiving. If you thought I meant some other Thanksgiving, than you were DEAD WRONG, and I’m sorry to have misled you. It’s also the first day of Hanukkah, but since I’m not Jewish, nor do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It seems like every time Nimmo starts practicing being a ninja, Rick’s house suffers. However: Ninja Nimmo did totally save Rick. So, you know, he should probably put up with it. Man, I am not gonna wanna do a Thanksgiving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t have much to say today, imaginary readers. I want to start a storyline soon, but I want it to be short, so I dunno, maybe I’ll wait. I just feel like three weeks of stand alone strips is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In Manea’s day, all the best holidays had blood sacrifices. Most of the bad ones, too. Plus, in her book, Chompers is the only one who knows how to party.