Oryx should probably just start a real scrapbook.
Glorp isn’t allowed to swear, imaginary readers. Though, one could argue that his first language, the ancient blood one, is all swears.
Glorp isn’t allowed to swear, imaginary readers. Though, one could argue that his first language, the ancient blood one, is all swears.
Bloodsport is mostly free from the burden of our capitalist system because he co-parents with a man who has regularly committed insurance fraud, imaginary readers.
Dick has combative relationships with most of his closest friends. He is among the most well-adjusted of my characters.
I’ve never had to be worried about someone wanting to eat me, imaginary readers. Top of the food chain, me.
That’s right, imaginary readers, Manea still has zombies in her basement. And she probably hasn’t been washing them.
Nimmo has very little hate in his heart, imaginary readers, but he does like never having to deal with his evil frog dad anymore.