My man’s not even looking down.
on January 8, 2026
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Yont continuing to prove that normal human dimensions and well defined backgrounds are anathema to this comic.
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This is as close as they get to optimism.
on January 7, 2026
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Prolonged dormancy is the key to any good year, imaginary readers. But you don’t get much done.
Many promotions are like curses. Just like all wages are slavery. In this essay I will–
on January 6, 2026
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Baba really fails upwards, imaginary readers.
Would that all of my problems could be sucked into a book.
on January 5, 2026
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“Literary vampires” is what I yell when people try to read over my shoulder.
I wish I could take a magical nap whenever someone tried to kill me!
on January 2, 2026
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I like that title out of context, imaginary readers. You have to believe that’s going to get some weird google hits down the line.
These creatures of the night need to get some manners.
on January 1, 2026
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Aphrodite has forgotten what she was doing, imaginary readers.
Vampires hate it when you do that.
on December 31, 2025
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Yeah, Carrie can create a star from sheer willpower and incredible magical potential, imaginary readers. She’s like two years into college, her power levels are off the charts.
Maybe there was a cool rock concert here earlier.
on December 30, 2025
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Just your average, everyday, indoor mist.
Manea’s most happy when she has a vampire head.
on December 29, 2025
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As a mother of the undead, Manea absolutely plays favorites, imaginary readers.
Angry owls are a Christmas tradition. For all you know.
on December 24, 2025
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I don’t think there’s a single person left in the comic who doesn’t have total disdain for vampires, imaginary readers. Glorp’s just the latest. Note: I’ve decided to take the rest of the week off. Happy Holidays, imaginary readers.