Don’t juggle in other people’s homes without express consent, imaginary rears. It can be very taxing.
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I wonder if Turquoise could use her punches to, say, power a house, imaginary readers. Depends on how evil her opponent has to be, I guess.
New storyline, imaginary readers! I wasn’t going to do another one with Glorp and Trystine so soon, but then I thought, “why not?” And I had no answer.
You know, imaginary readers, there is something almost quaint about distopian future novels that were written before our current ongoing climate disaster and the fascinating and apparently unforeseen problem of rampant misinformation. Maybe it’s me, but I wonder if I’m[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Fiction is a lie that tells the truth,” as Neil Gaiman has said. Alternatively, this one is really inspired by true events, imaginary readers.
Being a scientist would be fun, though, imaginary readers. Getting to do experiments on zombies, running MRIs on floating giant tadpoles, that kind of thing.
It’s a bit of a weird trait for someone with no heart, imaginary readers, but he’s a weird little guy.









