Yont’s done it -1 times. Nimmo’s done it .25 times. Rick’s done it 3 times. Manea, surprisingly, has done it 7 times. The Theater Bats have asked me not to tell you their number. You understand.
Comics
I live in Ohio, imaginary readers. For those of you who don’t know, Ohio is a swing state, which means we get some of the most godawful campaigning in the country. Don’t believe me? Bill Clinton and Bruce Springsteen are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bosses’ day has got to be the mother of all non-holidays. It was a day invented so you’d have a reason to suck up to the dude paying you money do you your freaking job. Ah, America. Truly you are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fun fact: Humpty Dumpty was originally a riddle to figure out what Humpty was. Still, I find the Theater Bats’ ending to be pretty likely. Who’s going to go out of their way to fix an egg when you can[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think there should be more giggling. So much giggling! All the giggling! *ahem* It’s Friday, imaginary readers! That means I have a two and a half hour math class! *cries* *ahem* Sorry about that. Lost my composure. Look, I’ll[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was uber beat after my class today, so you guys get a Cliff’s Notes comic. I like these ones for falling back on, because they take me all of three minutes to put together. This is planning, imaginary readers.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You should know that there is a second reason that Nimmo isn’t getting a puppy, imaginary readers. I can’t draw dogs at all. Cats, either. There was going to be a cat in the comic once. Bastet, actually. She interested[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man, that explosion was not good for the evil scientist wig, either. I’m feeling pretty empty of words today, imaginary readers. I’ll see you guys on the morrow.
My calender gave me the idea for today’s comic! My calender has a picture of Death with stray cats. These are two reasons why my calender is awesome. But I digress. Happy Thanksgiving, Canadians, and happy Not Really Celebrating But[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just sayin’. We made it to the end of the week, imaginary readers! In this insane fight for survival, we are once again the victors. Congratulations! If we manage to survive the weekend, there will even be another comic in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…









