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Episode 70 – Hercules

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Episode 70 – Hercules

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New music, new… season? Anyway, I’m trying a new format in the descriptions. I was bored, sue me.

We talk about Disney’s Hercules! It’s definitely a mess, but is is a charming mess or an infuriating one? We… boy we argue on that point. The good news is, we also manage to talk about important stuff, like Kingdom Hearts, terrible 90s CGI, GOOD 90s CGI, and that moment in Shrek when he and Donkey fight.

Our (new!) theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbatsTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Tags Beauty and the Beast, Danny Devito, Disney, Hades, Hercules, Megara, Pegasus, Scar, The Lion King, whoops

Episode 45 – Belle’s Magical World

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Post date April 20, 2020
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Episode 45 - Belle's Magical World

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Maybe, during this time of isolation and fear, you’d like to join us in revisiting a simpler world. One that, admittedly, ALSO doesn’t make sense.

Important questions:

Will we talk for another four hours about this curse?

Why does the Beast suck now?

How many shorts are in this movie?

Keep an ear out for random, surprisingly clear birdsongs from outside Tony’s window.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Tags Beast, Beauty and the Beast, Belle, Chip, Cogsworth, Disney, Fifi, Lumiere, Mrs. Potts, Murderous Girlfriends

DVD Extras Episode 21 – Kissable Lips

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Post date May 16, 2017
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DVD Extras Episode 21 – Kissable Lips

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Tags Beauty and the Beast, Belle, CGI, Cogsworth, Comedy, Film, Gaston, Ghostbusters, Ian Mckellen, Lefou, Lips, Live action animation, Princess movies, romance

DVD Extras Episode 20 – The Gay Remake Agenda

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Post date May 9, 2017
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DVD Extras Episode 20 – The Gay Remake Agenda

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Tags Beauty and the Beast, CGI, Cinderella, Cogsworth, Gaston, Ian Mckellen, Lefou, Live action animation, The Jungle Book

DVD Extras Episode 19 – Waiting Here Forevermore.

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Post date May 2, 2017
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DVD Extras Episode 19 – Waiting Here Forevermore.

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Tags Agatha, Beast, Beauty and the Beast, Belle, Calvinball, Cogsworth, Evermore, Howard Ashman, Maybe it's better this way

DVD Extras Episode 18 – Toxic Masculinity Redux

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Post date April 25, 2017
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DVD Extras Episode 18 – Toxic Masculinity Redux

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Tags Alien, Aliens, Beauty and the Beast, Chip, disappointing death scenes, Emma Watson, Gaston, Lefou, Maurice, Ridley

DVD Extras Episode 17 – Think Pieces

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Post date April 19, 2017
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DVD Extras Episode 17 – Think Pieces

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Tags Beauty and the Beast, Howard Ashman, Millenials, Persona 5, Ryan North, Star Wars, Starkiller, Touchstone of quality

Episode 8 – Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

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Post date March 29, 2017
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Episode 8 – Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

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Tags Angelique, Ashman, Ax, Beauty and the Beast, Belle, Chip, Cogsworth, Disney, Emma Watson, Forte, Gaston, Human Again, Lefou, Lumiere, Menkin, Mrs. Potts, Talking for six hours about Disney movies, Tim Curry, We literally talked all night though seriously

DVD Extra: Beauty and the Beast Teaser

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Post date March 21, 2017
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Episode 1 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

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Episode 1 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

Sep 7, 2016 • 1:01:14

On our premiere episode of Direct to Video, we review The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride. It's a sequel that reaches for the stars, but fails to land among the ancient kings. That was a Lion King reference. There will be a lot of those. Important questions: Is Upendi a…
Episode 2 - Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World

Sep 7, 2016 • 1:22:14

Do you need a change? Life getting you down? Boyfriend just fell off a roof and died? Then you need a vacation! Join us, (and a historically inaccurate Pocahontas) as we journey to a new world: the magical land of England! Important questions: How can a movie about race get…
Episode 3 - Return to Neverland

Sep 7, 2016 • 1:23:41

Come with us, children, to the most childlike place sometimes on Earth: Neverland! But to return there, we'll need to have been there before, which means we have to watch Peter Pan... This was a bad decision. Important questions: What is the most famous deleted Disney song? Is Neverland a…
DVD Extras Episode 1 - Stage Presence

Nov 1, 2016 • 19:29

We're alive! And to think you doubted us, LAUREN. To celebrate this crazy little thing called life, we're rolling out a brand new filler podcast! Because it's easier to edit! Come with us as we venture out of the movies and into...LIVE THEATER! *thunderclap* We're doing The Lion King Musical,…
DVD Extras Episode 2 - Losing the Plot

Nov 8, 2016 • 15:34

Okay, fair warning. Things go a little off the rails this episode. And then a lot off the rails. We live life off the rails. Important questions: What is with these two weirdos having the hot for lions? Should you commit to a visual bit on an audio medium? Topical…
Episode 4 - Kronk's New Groove

Nov 15, 2016 • 1:24:44

It's our first full episode in months! You missed us, we know. To make it up to you, we'll show you exactly how Disney can take their best accident and completely drain it of charm, until it is covered in cheese and working really hard for both pop culture references…
DVD Extras Episode 3: Fanservice

Nov 22, 2016 • 22:31

After three episodes, we finally stop talking about The Lion King Musical. Then we move on to some other topics. Including but not limited to: Hamilton (again) Song of the South The Blair Witch Project Psycho Covering Andy in chocolate Jurassic Park 2 Batman V Superman Clothes and literally the…
DVD Extras Episode 4 - Heavy Breathing and Pronunciation Guides

Dec 6, 2016 • 22:40

After taking a week off for our season break--yes that's the reason I'm going with not that I just didn't get the editing done in time--Andy and Tony embark on another thrilling discussion. About editing. It's not as boring as it sounds. Important questions: How does one do a podcast…
DVD Extras Episode 5 - Ocean of Kittens

Dec 13, 2016 • 19:22

Time to tackle one of the biggest podcast quandaries: what should our sign-off line be? Astute listeners will notice that despite all the talk, and the goofs, we did not actually use a sign-off line at the end of the podcast. Look, we're new. Important questions: What makes a good…
Episode 5 - The Fox and the Hound 2

Dec 20, 2016 • 1:45:23

Are you ready for a good old-fashioned down home country good time? Then have we got a movie for you! Join Andy, Tony, and dog-Patrick Swayze as they wash the bittersweet taste of the first movie out of their mouths with literally the same song sung three times in the…