Episode 46 – Tarzan

I’d like to apologize for being almost comically unable to do actual work for the better part of a month, but here’s the episode — Tony

Important questions:

Is Phil Collins a good performer?

What is the theme of this movie?

Who’s Clayton?

Keep an ear out for questions of racism and feminism that are very on brand for us at this point.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is mail@directto.video

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 45 – Belle’s Magical World

Maybe, during this time of isolation and fear, you’d like to join us in revisiting a simpler world. One that, admittedly, ALSO doesn’t make sense.

Important questions:

Will we talk for another four hours about this curse?

Why does the Beast suck now?

How many shorts are in this movie?

Keep an ear out for random, surprisingly clear birdsongs from outside Tony’s window.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is mail@directto.video

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 44 -The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning

This is only like the second trilogy we’ve every done, but trilogies hurt.

Important questions:

What is Floubder’s characterization?

Should Ariel run away from home?

What are mermaid sisters like?

Keep an ear out for a three minute discussion about electric eels.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is mail@directto.video

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 43 – The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

Time to get back to our roots: watching movies that are exactly like other movies, but worse.

Important questions:

Why is everyone making poor decisions?

How can a fish go bald?

Who has become the biggest sitcom dad?

Keep an ear out for Tony constantly questioning Ariel’s decision making skills and Andy describing the plot of “Magic Kid,” or “Little Ninja Dragon.”

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is mail@directto.video

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 42 – The Little Mermaid

We’re finally doing it! We get to find out what makes a mermaid tick, explore the nineties Disney renaissance, and talk about feminism! It’s very us.

Important questions:

What did Howard Ashman do for this movie?

Who is the scariest Disney dad?

How badly does everyone want Eric to get married?

Keep an ear out for Andy derailing us to talk about Ashman again, like over and over.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is mail@directto.video

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 34 – Leroy & Stitch

Episode 29 – Dinosaur & A Good Dinosaur

Episode 27 – Bambi 2: The Great Prince of the Forest

Episode 25 – The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Episode 24 – Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch