Episode 53 – Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue

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Did you want to go back to the wonder and magic of Neverland? TOO BAD!

Important questions:

When is Tinkerbell going to get to drive a car?

Shouldn’t that guy have a moustache?

Is Cheese getting to old for this?

Keep an ear out for another Tinkerbell movie that fails to have a coherent moral.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Episode 52 – Atlantis: Milo’s Return

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Nothing says “we created a wondrous magical country” like “let’s immediately leave.”

Important questions:

Why is Mole the hero of this movie?

Is Kida the villain of this movie!?

Is Sweet even in this movie!?!?

Keep an ear out for World War I, just around the corner.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

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Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 48 – Black Panther

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All right, I’ll just say it: I’m not proud of how long it took to edit this.

Important questions:

What’s the importance of a black superhero?

What does this movie take from other movies, and does it improve those themes?

Is everyone okay this year?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony believing that this one won’t take almost two months to release.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Episode 46 – Tarzan

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I’d like to apologize for being almost comically unable to do actual work for the better part of a month, but here’s the episode — Tony

Important questions:

Is Phil Collins a good performer?

What is the theme of this movie?

Who’s Clayton?

Keep an ear out for questions of racism and feminism that are very on brand for us at this point.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Episode 45 – Belle’s Magical World

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Maybe, during this time of isolation and fear, you’d like to join us in revisiting a simpler world. One that, admittedly, ALSO doesn’t make sense.

Important questions:

Will we talk for another four hours about this curse?

Why does the Beast suck now?

How many shorts are in this movie?

Keep an ear out for random, surprisingly clear birdsongs from outside Tony’s window.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Episode 44 -The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning

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This is only like the second trilogy we’ve every done, but trilogies hurt.

Important questions:

What is Floubder’s characterization?

Should Ariel run away from home?

What are mermaid sisters like?

Keep an ear out for a three minute discussion about electric eels.

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Episode 43 – The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

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Time to get back to our roots: watching movies that are exactly like other movies, but worse.

Important questions:

Why is everyone making poor decisions?

How can a fish go bald?

Who has become the biggest sitcom dad?

Keep an ear out for Tony constantly questioning Ariel’s decision making skills and Andy describing the plot of “Magic Kid,” or “Little Ninja Dragon.”

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Episode 42 – The Little Mermaid

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We’re finally doing it! We get to find out what makes a mermaid tick, explore the nineties Disney renaissance, and talk about feminism! It’s very us.

Important questions:

What did Howard Ashman do for this movie?

Who is the scariest Disney dad?

How badly does everyone want Eric to get married?

Keep an ear out for Andy derailing us to talk about Ashman again, like over and over.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Episode 34 – Leroy & Stitch

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Episode 29 – Dinosaur & A Good Dinosaur

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