Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast

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We finally made it. It’s over. This episode, we watch Disneytoons die.

Important questions:

What’s the deal with these terrible cops?

Does Andy have a stuffed Neverbeast now?

Why did Fawn becomeTinkerbell?

Content note: I did cut the ten minute rant about how Disney kills queer media but still wants the credit for doing the bare minimum for acknowledging people exist, but that was only because it was depressing, not because it was wrong.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

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Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 55 – The Pirate Fairy

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Back from hiatus and better than—oh, no we’re still in Neverland!

Important questions:

What does pixie dust do?

Is science evil?

Does Zarina wanna make out with Captain Hook?

Keep an ear out for the potential genocide of the winter fairies.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 54 – Secret of the Wings

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I know I said I wanted the magic of Neverland back. I was wrong.

Important questions:

What is the most ridiculous piece of lore that these movies can keep repeating?

What’s the Keeper’s name?

Why are air conditioners bad for the environment?

Keep an ear out for vivid descriptions of a bunch of new characters that will never be seen again.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 53 – Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue

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Did you want to go back to the wonder and magic of Neverland? TOO BAD!

Important questions:

When is Tinkerbell going to get to drive a car?

Shouldn’t that guy have a moustache?

Is Cheese getting to old for this?

Keep an ear out for another Tinkerbell movie that fails to have a coherent moral.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 52 – Atlantis: Milo’s Return

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Nothing says “we created a wondrous magical country” like “let’s immediately leave.”

Important questions:

Why is Mole the hero of this movie?

Is Kida the villain of this movie!?

Is Sweet even in this movie!?!?

Keep an ear out for World War I, just around the corner.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 48 – Black Panther

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All right, I’ll just say it: I’m not proud of how long it took to edit this.

Important questions:

What’s the importance of a black superhero?

What does this movie take from other movies, and does it improve those themes?

Is everyone okay this year?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony believing that this one won’t take almost two months to release.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 46 – Tarzan

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I’d like to apologize for being almost comically unable to do actual work for the better part of a month, but here’s the episode — Tony

Important questions:

Is Phil Collins a good performer?

What is the theme of this movie?

Who’s Clayton?

Keep an ear out for questions of racism and feminism that are very on brand for us at this point.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 45 – Belle’s Magical World

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Maybe, during this time of isolation and fear, you’d like to join us in revisiting a simpler world. One that, admittedly, ALSO doesn’t make sense.

Important questions:

Will we talk for another four hours about this curse?

Why does the Beast suck now?

How many shorts are in this movie?

Keep an ear out for random, surprisingly clear birdsongs from outside Tony’s window.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Episode 44 -The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning

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This is only like the second trilogy we’ve every done, but trilogies hurt.

Important questions:

What is Floubder’s characterization?

Should Ariel run away from home?

What are mermaid sisters like?

Keep an ear out for a three minute discussion about electric eels.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Episode 43 – The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

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Time to get back to our roots: watching movies that are exactly like other movies, but worse.

Important questions:

Why is everyone making poor decisions?

How can a fish go bald?

Who has become the biggest sitcom dad?

Keep an ear out for Tony constantly questioning Ariel’s decision making skills and Andy describing the plot of “Magic Kid,” or “Little Ninja Dragon.”

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

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Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events