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Episode 66 – The Hunchback of Notre Dame II

Post author By Tony
Post date December 19, 2022
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Episode 66 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame II

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I cannot believe how palatable the gargoyles are in this movie.

Important questions:

Why put gems inside a bell?

Why is Madeline such a nothing character?

Is Quasimodo an incel?

Keep an ear out for Tony having nostalgia for something stupid and Andy busts out his Nic Cage impression.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Tags Alan Menkin, Clopin, Demi Moore, Disney, Esmeralda, Jason Alexander, Patrick Star, Phoebus, Quasimodo

Episode 65 – The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Post author By Tony
Post date November 8, 2022
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Episode 65 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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I, for one, love murder, lust, and genocide as key parts of my G-rated kids movies.

Important questions:

What makes a monster and what makes a man?

Who is the protagonist of this movie?

Is Quasimodo too ugly to love?

Keep an ear out for Andy taking issue with a quite good song and Tony taking issue with the existence of the gargoyles.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is mail@directto.video

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Tags Alan Menkin, Clopin, Demi Moore, Disney, Esmeralda, Jason Alexander, Patrick Star, Phoebus, Quasimodo, Tony Jay

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Episode 1 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

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Episode 1 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

Sep 7, 2016 • 1:01:14

On our premiere episode of Direct to Video, we review The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride. It's a sequel that reaches for the stars, but fails to land among the ancient kings. That was a Lion King reference. There will be a lot of those. Important questions: Is Upendi a…
Episode 2 - Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World

Sep 7, 2016 • 1:22:14

Do you need a change? Life getting you down? Boyfriend just fell off a roof and died? Then you need a vacation! Join us, (and a historically inaccurate Pocahontas) as we journey to a new world: the magical land of England! Important questions: How can a movie about race get…
Episode 3 - Return to Neverland

Sep 7, 2016 • 1:23:41

Come with us, children, to the most childlike place sometimes on Earth: Neverland! But to return there, we'll need to have been there before, which means we have to watch Peter Pan... This was a bad decision. Important questions: What is the most famous deleted Disney song? Is Neverland a…
DVD Extras Episode 1 - Stage Presence

Nov 1, 2016 • 19:29

We're alive! And to think you doubted us, LAUREN. To celebrate this crazy little thing called life, we're rolling out a brand new filler podcast! Because it's easier to edit! Come with us as we venture out of the movies and into...LIVE THEATER! *thunderclap* We're doing The Lion King Musical,…
DVD Extras Episode 2 - Losing the Plot

Nov 8, 2016 • 15:34

Okay, fair warning. Things go a little off the rails this episode. And then a lot off the rails. We live life off the rails. Important questions: What is with these two weirdos having the hot for lions? Should you commit to a visual bit on an audio medium? Topical…
Episode 4 - Kronk's New Groove

Nov 15, 2016 • 1:24:44

It's our first full episode in months! You missed us, we know. To make it up to you, we'll show you exactly how Disney can take their best accident and completely drain it of charm, until it is covered in cheese and working really hard for both pop culture references…
DVD Extras Episode 3: Fanservice

Nov 22, 2016 • 22:31

After three episodes, we finally stop talking about The Lion King Musical. Then we move on to some other topics. Including but not limited to: Hamilton (again) Song of the South The Blair Witch Project Psycho Covering Andy in chocolate Jurassic Park 2 Batman V Superman Clothes and literally the…
DVD Extras Episode 4 - Heavy Breathing and Pronunciation Guides

Dec 6, 2016 • 22:40

After taking a week off for our season break--yes that's the reason I'm going with not that I just didn't get the editing done in time--Andy and Tony embark on another thrilling discussion. About editing. It's not as boring as it sounds. Important questions: How does one do a podcast…
DVD Extras Episode 5 - Ocean of Kittens

Dec 13, 2016 • 19:22

Time to tackle one of the biggest podcast quandaries: what should our sign-off line be? Astute listeners will notice that despite all the talk, and the goofs, we did not actually use a sign-off line at the end of the podcast. Look, we're new. Important questions: What makes a good…
Episode 5 - The Fox and the Hound 2

Dec 20, 2016 • 1:45:23

Are you ready for a good old-fashioned down home country good time? Then have we got a movie for you! Join Andy, Tony, and dog-Patrick Swayze as they wash the bittersweet taste of the first movie out of their mouths with literally the same song sung three times in the…

Episode 1 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

Episode 2 - Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World

Episode 3 - Return to Neverland

DVD Extras Episode 1 - Stage Presence

DVD Extras Episode 2 - Losing the Plot

Episode 4 - Kronk's New Groove

DVD Extras Episode 3: Fanservice

DVD Extras Episode 4 - Heavy Breathing and Pronunciation Guides

DVD Extras Episode 5 - Ocean of Kittens

Episode 5 - The Fox and the Hound 2