Ah, the terrible lizards. As children, we see dinosaurs as wondrous, almost mythical beasts. So how come the greatest children’s entertainers consistently fail to make decent movies about them?
How much violence against children can be put into a children’s movie?
How hard is it to bury an apatosaurus?
Where are all the female characters?
Cards on the table: there was about two hours of content cut from this episode, wherein we talked about anything other than these bad movies.
Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere