I know it’s not a very good mantis, but you shouldn’t be surprised, given my history with drawing dragons, tadpoles, and humans. In fact, if you’ve been coming here for the art, you would probably pass out at a museum. That’d be kinda cool. Go do that.

I feel like the final panel there is referencing an old gag, but I don’t think I know exactly what. Whatever. I like it either way, and that’s all that matters.

That’s right, your opinion doesn’t matter, imaginary readers.

Wait, come back. It was a joke. Don’t leave me alone with this madness!